Well I hoped everyone liked the druken Roy. Review...and don't cry. Kidding Kidding you won't cry in this chapter...at least I don't think you will. Review please!^^ I will be forever in your debt.....kidding again


My conversation with Ed about going to the club by myself didn't go to well, you see it went like this....

Flashback-

I walked through the halls of the building hoping to find Ed as soon as possible. When I found him he was sitting at his desk doing something other then work. "Ed!" I yelled. He jumped and fell out of his chair. "Oww....oh Naruto! Did you find a lead?"

"Yeah, but I need to go somewhere like.."

"Somewhere like?" he questioned. "Somewhere like the club Black Iris."

"No." he said before I could finish my sentence. "Oh c'mon Ed!" I complained. "I'm not a kid! Just because of what happened yesterday doesn't mean it's going to happen today!" He shook his head at me and once more he said. "No."

I folded my arms and pouted. "How the hell am I supposed to find him if I'm stuck with you guys all the god damn time?!" It was supposed to be a question, but instead it came out like yelling.

"I don't know Naruto. You're going to have to find another way to find him. Just not this way." I scowled at him before heading out of the room.

End of Flashback-

That is how I ended up in my room with nothing to do. It's about 9:00 now, so I still had time. My plan was to sneak out and that is just what I'm going to do, it's I have to do it quietly. I can jump out of the window carefully, but when I go into girl mode the 'poof' sound may make too much noise.

Get it together Naruto, I told myself, you finally got a lead and here you sit on your ass doing nothing but moping around. We need to go. My brain was right I needed to go no matter what.

I sighed and put my fingers into a cross formation and said "Sexy Jutsu!" My whole body transformed into a woman's body. My hair got longer and was put into pigtails. After my body transformed completly I went over to the closet and pulled it open.

I grabbed in my suitcase some of my clothes that just happened to be a black skirt, a red tanktop with a skull on it, some black and white striped socks that went up to my thigh, and a pair of black high heels.

I looked at myself in the mirror for a second before opening up the window and jumping out. I almost felt giddy when I was outside of the house. I was finally free! Free of their rules, free to go do whatever I want, but right now I had to focus on finding Orochimaru.

When I walked down the roads of Central every man and every boy stared at me as if I was from a different planet. I could tell they wanted to jump me, I mean who wouldn't, but I was saving this all for Sasuke and....I can't beleive I'm saying this Orochimaru if I had to.

I have finally reached the Black Iris, and for some reason I was having this feeling that said 'Run! Run away you idiot!', but I couldn't go back now I needed to face him and anyone who get's in my way.

I sighed and stepped inside; I was instantly met with the pounding of the music and the thrusting of the bodies and you know what I liked it. That same feeling was growing stronger as I stepped into the sea of bodies.

I looked and looked over the dancing people to see if I could see him, but suddenly I was grabbed by the waist and was spun around to face the someone I thought I would never see again. Tadashi.

"Well hi there Naruto. Long time no see huh?" his voice was deep and raspy and he was breathing was so close to my ear. I shuddered. "Tadashi what are you doing here?" I asked. My voice was shaky and I knew he could tell.

"Why so scared Naruto? I'm not going to do anything. I just wanted to dance." My brain was screaming at me to get away, but I couldn't I was frozen in place. It felt like someone just did a freeze spell on me.

Suddenly his hips were thrusting against mine and soon my body begain to dance with him. "By the way you look even hotter as a girl." His breath was still on my ear and it still made me shiver.

The song we dance to was getting slower and this song reminded me of Tadashi and myself.

Boy, we've had a real' good time
And I wish you the best on your way
Eh eh
I didn't mean to hurt you
I never thought we'd fall out of place
Eh eh, hey ey

His hands moved down and wrapped around my waist. I wrapped my hands around his neck. I don't know how this night was going to turn out and my brain was still telling me to get away from him, but it felt nice to dance with the someone I haven't seen in a long time.

I have something that I love long
But my friends keeping telling me that something's wrong
Then I met someone

And babe, there's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh
I wish you'd never looked at me that way
Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh

"So Naruto do you mind telling me why your dressed up like a girl?" he asked me. "If you must know. I was hunting down Orochimaru and since he knew what the guy side of me looked like I figured he wouldn't know my girl side."

He laughed which made me jump a little. "You're still the clever Naruto I knew back then." I felt heat rush up to my cheeks and he laughed again. "You're still the shy Naruto I remember too."

Not that I don't care about you
Just that things got so complicated
Eh eh
I met somebody cute and finally got each other
And that's funny
Eh eh, hey ey

I have something that I love long
But my friends keeping telling me that something's wrong
Then I met someone

And babe, there's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh
I wish you'd never looked at me that way
Eh eh, eh eh
There's nothing else I can say
Eh eh, eh eh

He looked at me with loved filled eyes and I couldn't help just then. My lips found his and just that minute it felt right, but then my mind came back to reality and I pushed Tadashi away. "I'm sorry I said I have to go."

I ran as fast as possible to get out of there. He was still calling my name, but I didn't hear him I just kept running and running until I got to Roy and Ed's house. I busted through the front door, not caring if they were going to yell at me, and slamed it shut.

I tried to run right up to my room, but was blocked by a rock wall. I kicked it, trying to get it to crumble, but it didn't work. My vision was starting to get blurry with tears. All I wanted to do was cry, but I had to deal with Roy and Ed first.

"Wher-Wait who the hell are you?" they both asked. Whoops guess I didn't change back yet. I changed back as quickly as I could and they stared at me like I was a weirdo with a berdo.

"Where have you been? We've been worried sick about you. You weren't at the club tonight were you?" Ed asked me harshly. I nodded my head weakly. "I told-" I interrupted him before he could finish.

"Could we talk about this tommorow? I don't feel like talking about it now..." Even my voice sounded weak which surprised them both. Roy was the first to crumble. "Okay Nardo. We'll talk about it tommorow. Ed knock down the wall."

Ed did as he was told and I quickly ran up stairs and dived into my bed. I cried myself to sleep that night thinking about what I have done. Maybe tommorow it won't be all that bad.