Okay, so I found a tumblr post (on pinterest, go figure) and I found it so hilarious that I felt I needed to write it as a fanfiction for our favourite group of lads... Without further ado, the post is below in italics and then my story based off it under that. Enjoy x

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"Get down, Mr President" In a big group of friends, one person would put their finger to their ear (like a secret service agent) and as the rest of group noticed, they would do the same. When there was one person left without their finger in their ear, everyone would scream "GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT" and tackle them. On pavement, gravel, whatever. There were some injuries. - katyjake (AskReddit)

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So Jack and Hiccup and their friends had this game they liked to play… It didn't require anything special, no boards or dice or anything. And they could do it literally anywhere. Well, maybe not in an airport or some place with high security, but pretty much anywhere there was no chance of getting arrested.

"Get down Mr President" was the game, and it had been invented by a very bored, very drunk Tuffnut about a year ago. The instructions were simple. Whenever anyone in the group thought the game was acceptable to initiate, they'd silently put a finger to their ear (as if they were listening to someone on a secret service agent earpiece) and hold it there. If anyone else noticed, they'd have to do it too, until there was only one person left without their finger in their ear. This game worked best in big groups of about eight or more, which was great since there were about that many in their group. Oh, and everyone had to be familiar with the rules and know what to do before it started. That was fine, since everyone had picked up along the way what a finger in the ear meant... Anyway, when there is only one person left without a finger to their ear, everyone else screams "GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT" and tackles them to the floor.

It's always goddamn hilarious.

When you're not Mr President of the round, that is…

Jack had been caught as Mr President three times in the year or so they'd been playing. The first time, they'd been in the library, studying, when Flynn decided it'd be funny to start a game. Since Jack had had his nose in a book, he hadn't noticed what was happening until it was too late, and he was thrown off his chair by everyone.

Needless to say, they were all now banned from that library.

The second time had been in the park. Jack didn't really have an excuse that time. He'd just been too slow. He'd tried to run from being tackled, but failed miserably and ended up on the bottom of a dogpile nonetheless.

And the third time, the group had been at Hiccup's place, watching a movie. He'd been caught off guard that time since it wasn't the usual setting for the game at all. It was way more embarrassing and funny when it was done in a public place, so Jack hadn't been expecting the barrage of bodies that hit him as he lay curled up on the sofa with a mouthful of popcorn.

Anyway, today, Jack had decided he was going to start a game. The group had planned a day trip to an art gallery and Jack was pretty sure that none of them were really that bothered about potentially getting a life ban from the gallery, so it was the perfect setting.

Today's squad consisted of Jack, his boyfriend Hiccup, Tuffnut, Aster, Flynn, Kristoff and Tadashi. They all knew the rules… So let the game begin.

Since there were too many of them to all fit in one car, Jack, Hiccup and Tadashi took Jack's Peugeot and the others used Flynn's Fiat. Jack drove while Hiccup picked the music from his phone and with Tadashi in the back seat, the three of them sang along to Panic! at the Disco all the way to the gallery.

Once they'd pulled up and parked on a side road about a street away (no way was Jack about to pay the ridiculous parking fee for the gallery car park), the group headed for the place, taking up the entire pavement, laughing, and generally being that 'rowdy group of lads' they'd earned a reputation for being.

"You excited for this?" Hiccup asked Jack out of the blue, a great eager smile across his face.

"Yeah, I guess I am." Jack raised an eyebrow. "I take it you are too?"

Hiccup sighed in awe and did a little skip along the pavement before saying, "I love art galleries and museums. This is gonna be the best day ever. I hear they've got a special Banksy exhibition going on this weekend too…" He trailed off here and Jack watched his boyfriend as he stared up the steps into the gallery, looking more excited than Jack had ever seen him before.

"You shoulda' told me you like art galleries this much. I would've brought you here on a date much sooner if I'd known." Jack grinned as Hiccup turned around to face him, eyes wide and cheeks reddening.

"Today could still count as a date?" Hiccup said as Jack caught up to him and they began ascending the steps.

"Sure thing. Remind me to take you out for ice cream after then, okay?" Jack took Hiccup's hand in his as they reached the top step and entered the gallery. He saw Hiccup trying to suppress a small giggle and the sight made him smile.

"C'mon you lovebirds." Aster pushed Jack's hoodie up and over his head playfully. "Let's go find a map or something, this place is huuuuge!"

As Jack grumbled and pulled his hood down again, he noticed that he was still holding Hiccup's hand.

"Do we need a map?" Jack asked him.

"Nah, let's just get lost in the art." Hiccup said dreamily, staring up at the crystal chandelier hanging from the intricate stone ceiling. Jack looked up and around too, and wouldn't have been lying if he said the place reminded him of Hogwarts. The lobby area they'd just wandered into was made up of stained glass windows, too high to comprehend ceilings with beautiful stone carvings of flowers and faces, lush green trees in giant plant pots at every corner and a marble tiled floor so shiny Jack could see his reflection in it.

Then he looked back down to Hiccup. "Damn, you're gorgeous…" He whispered under his breath.

"Huh?" Hiccup asked, not taking his eyes off the ceiling.

"Nothin', so where d'you wanna go first?"

Finally, Hiccup's eyes wandered back down from the chancelier as he began surveying the surrounding corridors. "Hmm, that way!" He announced and dragged Jack off down a hallway to their left, completely abandoning the rest of the group in the lobby.

"Why this way?" Jack asked as they strolled past various oil paintings of grumpy looking Medieval people on the ancient stone walls.

"Why not this way?" Hiccup replied, pausing next to a painting of a woman with long pale hair in strange plaits and an even longer chin. "Is it just me, or does that kinda look like-?"

"Oh my god, it's Tuffnut in a dress!" Jack cut him off, seeing the resemblance as well.

"Wow, now that is weird… Funny how it doesn't look a bit like Ruffnut though, isn't it? You'd have thought since she's a girl, it would look more like her, but that's definitely Tuffnut in a dress right there…" Hiccup took a quick photo of the painting on his phone and grinned. "I'll be saving that for blackmail, I think…"

"You fiend." Jack smirked.

As they continued to wander around the gallery, Jack started to wonder if he'd ever get the chance to start a game. He needed to get everyone in a big room with lots of people for it to be funny. He looked back over at Hiccup. He was really enjoying himself here. Did Jack really want to risk getting the lot of them banned from the gallery just for one moment of hilarity?

"Oh man, this is trippy." Hiccup suddenly said, and Jack suddenly looked up at a doorway leading out of the stone and marble hallway. The door was open and beyond was a room of pure white. White walls, white floors, white ceilings. A weird juxtaposition from the archaic style of corridors they'd been traipsing through all morning.

Inside the white room, no surprise, was the contemporary art section.

Jack didn't understand modern art at all. He read something online the other day about modern art that had made him laugh actually. What was it?

"Modern art." Hiccup said, "I could do that. Yeah, but you didn't."

There it was…

"This stuff is weird." Jack commented as they meandered past the pieces, pausing briefly at each one. They were still holding hands.

"Yeah, but they really mean something, don't they?" Hiccup mused out loud, "All the older paintings are pretty objective, but modern art always has a deeper meaning, usually about the flaws in society. Different artists just express themselves differently I guess."

Jack stared at his boyfriend. He loved listening to Hiccup talk about or do something he's passionate about. The way his face lit up and his eyes shined a little bit brighter, as if he was in his own little world every time he started to muse. Jack squeezed his hand and Hiccup turned to look at him. Could he get any more attractive right now? Jack though not...

"Oh hey, there they are!" Jack heard a familiar voice shout across the near silence of the gallery. The two snapped their heads to the side to see the rest of their group heading towards them from the opposite end they'd come in from, Aster leading the way. "We thought you'd gotten lost in here. Sure you don't want a map?"

"No we're good thanks. Just exploring on our own…" Hiccup replied. "Have you guys been to the Banksy section yet?"

"No, not yet mate. Why, have you?"

"No. Shall we all head over there now then?" Hiccup let go of Jack's hand for the first time since they'd got there and went to walk off behind Aster.

Man, that was cold...

Jack was stunned and tried to figure out why Hiccup had just walked off like that. Had he done something to make him mad? He couldn't think what it could've been… What had he-?

Jack looked up to see Hiccup, Aster, Flynn, Kristoff and Tuffnut with fingers to their ears, all locked on staring at him. Jack didn't have time to register what was going on before Tadashi did it too and it happened.

"GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!"

Jack was tackled to the white floor so violently by everyone that he saw stars for a second, but when his vision did eventually clear, he realised Hiccup was right on top of him, grinning from ear to ear. He planted a quick kiss on Jack's nose and started to laugh.

"Thanks agent Haddock… They nearly got me that time." Jack groaned, deciding to play along. "Could you please ask your fellow agents to stand down. The threat has been diminished." He paused. "And I think my spine may have cracked."

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Twenty minutes later, after a very angry lecture from a security guard about how those pieces 'cost more than any of you could make in three lifetimes', the boys had been booted from the gallery and were sitting in a cafe across the road, scanning the menus.

"Jack, you majorly failed that round…" Tuffnut was still cackling his head off, "You shoulda' seen your face!"

"Yeah, not gonna lie mate, you were asking for it this time…" Aster joined in.

"I was distracted." Jack tried to defend himself. "And anyway, who started the round this time?"

All eyes at the table turned to the boy sitting on Jack's left. Jack turned to stare at the culprit. And Hiccup smiled sheepishly back at him

"You did it?" Jack gasped, "But I thought you loved art galleries. That's the only one near us, and now we're all banned."

Hiccup smiled a big, cheesy, lopsided smile and said in an even cheesier voice, "Jack, you're all the art I'll ever need."

"Oh sweet jesus, I'm gonna hurl." Aster groaned, as Jack and Hiccup burst into a fit of giggles.

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Hope you liked. This was so much fun to write, but I'm not sure if I'm 100% happy with how it turned out... Let me know what you though of it in a review maybe?