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Naruto's Guide to Grammar
Starring:
Naruto Uzumaki
&
Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke: Hello, we are back with another lesson in grammar . . . because you all need it.
Naruto: Yeah! We noticed . . . well actually our producer noticed that some of you suck when it comes to grammar. Also, I feel you all need to know this. Teme hit me and it really hurts! I think I have brain damage!
Sasuke: You already had brain damage.
Naruto: What! Do-
S: Moving on, we will discuss the use of two, to and too, because it can get confusing if you don't know what they all mean.
N: Yeah! But, don't feel bad! I get them mixed up all the time!
S: Yes, because that makes them all feel so much better. Now, for two, if you have any brains at all you should know that two=2. Get it? Two=2, two=2, two=2.
N: TWO=2!!!
S: I think they get it. Now, to and too are a bit difficult to describe. So Naruto will give you an example . . . a correct example, of each.
N: Well, I want to go to the store to get ramen, but, my shoes are too small, and Sasuke-teme has too much shit for me to do.
S: So, basically, too relates to a quantity of something.
N: And now, affect and effect. Take it away Teme!
S: . . . You do it.
N: What? But I don't . . . um, you're mean Teme. You do it.
S: Fine, an affect causes an effect.
N: So if Sasuke-teme stresses out too much that is the affect, and the effect is that he gets a zit!
S: Or if I smack Naruto, the effect is pain.
N: Huh?
-Thwack-
N: Ow! Sasuke-teme, hehe, at least I still have your house key.
S: You what!
N: Is this the part where I run.
S: Most definitely.
-Footsteps-
-Door slams-
Sasuke and Naruto have left the building, we here at Grease monkey corp. hope you enjoyed this episode of Naruto's Guide to Grammar.