"How to Annoy the Axis Power: Italy." America said, " That little guy will never know what hit him it will be so funny! Alright here we go, and notice: The author will not be held responsible for any screaming, crying, pasta (hot or cold), tomatoes, paint, brushes, guilt trips or bananas inflicted on the reader as a result of using these ideas. Read at your own risk. Oh, blah, blah, blah, ok here we go with number one!
1. Organize, and put away his clothes, especially in a way where he can't find anything.
2. Open the lids to his paints, and let them dry out
3. Burn his pasta.
4. Eat all his pasta
5. Make him train at 3am.
6. Dump out his herbs and spices and place the empty cans back in the spice cabinet.
7. Eat all his tomatoes.
8. Give him food from England.
9. Mispronounce the names of famous artists.
10. Let paint dry on his art brushes.
11. Forget to pack his art supplies.
12. Let the air out of his football.
13. Steal all the left socks.
14. Steal all the left shoes.
15. Make him stay guard all night.
16. Take away all white flag making materials.
17. Yell at him.
18. Cut the strings of his guitar.
19. Mess up the tuning of his guitar right before he starts to play it. Deny having anything to do with it, but always mess up the tuning right after he finishes tuning it. See how long it takes for him to realize it is you doing this.
20. Just take away his instrument.
21. Leave his clay out to dry...before he's done sculpting.
22. Remind him of when France gave him the sex talk."
England spit out his tea onto Canada, "F-France gave Italy the sex talk?!"
"Iz no trouble really, what better country to come to learn about amour? I have lots of experience in zis area it was no problem," France said.
"He was very young are you sure it was -" England sputtered.
"You nations are such pudes wiz zee kinds of things," France said, "Amour iz nothing to be ashamed of I started our talk with how-"
"OK MOVING ON NOW TO JAPAN!" America shouted.