A/N: Okay, there are two more chapters after this one. This wish was particularly fertile for my imagination and too much fun to write. I hope you're still enjoying this, GG.

Countdown to the return of our beloved Bones: T minus 17 days.

After reheating the pepperoni pizza, Aubrey and Jessica opened the The Birds on Netflix. When the redhead had her fill of food, she laid her head on a pillow on her boyfriend's lap and took one of his hands in hers.

While they watched the movie, the agent thought about Jessica's slip of the tongue in Hank's room. 'She thinks about us having a baby? Together?'

Their offspring would be smart and creative. Her personality would be positive and infectious like her mother's, and be the most beautiful girl with Jessica's red hair and green eyes. Genes like his and Jessica's should carry on for generations.

Then Aubrey thought about the teenagers drooling over his girlfriend all night. The same type to be drooling over his daughter. That could be an issue.

Solution…beautiful daughter would also be adequately trained in firearm use and self-defense.

Any sons they have would be tall and handsome like him with a healthy appreciation of food. They would have at least one to defend his sister against said horny adolescents if she had no gun nearby to put a cap in their asses.

Maybe it's something they could talk about…no, something they should talk about.

"Jess—"

Aubrey was interrupted by Oliver bounding into the living room. "Um…Jessica, would you like a Coke?" The teen said.

"No thank you. Aubrey got me one before we started the movie." The redhead said before looking up at her boyfriend. "Honey, do you want one?"

"Nope, all set, Oliver." Aubrey said as he held up his bottle.

The teen decided to keep trying. "Can I get you some pizza, Jessica?"

'Man was I a doofus like this when I was his age?' Aubrey thought. However, he remembered what being an awkward teenage boy with a crush was like. Holding back his laughter, he turned to the young man.

"We're already eating the pepperoni one, but thank you for asking Oliver."

The defeated young man walked into the kitchen. After a couple of minutes, Aubrey noticed that he returned to the man cave empty handed. He thought about the conversation he was going to start, then decided to make it for another time. "Me thinks you have an admirer, Jessica. Or should I say, three."

"I'm flattered, but I prefer my men older. I think 33 is the perfect age."

The agent smirked. "I like my women younger, say around 28."

The redhead smiled again. "I guess we lucked out, didn't we?"

Aubrey bent down and kissed her head. "That we did, Jess."

"How did you do, dude?" Adam asked when Oliver got back into the room.

"Nowhere." The teen said sitting down in a hunch. "They were watching some old movie with lots of birds and her head was on his lap near his junk."

"Man..." All three said at the same time, wishing it was their laps Jessica's head was lying upon. After about a minute, the moment passed and the three teenagers went back to scheming.

"Parks, we need to step up our game." Adam said. "How old is that Aubrey guy anyway?"

"Thirty-something. Dad and Bones had a birthday party for him here back in October and Jessica was in the pictures." Parker said before getting a goofy smile on his face. "She is sooooooo…..."

"Hot! Dude she's hot!" Adam said loudly.

"Dude, keep it down!" Parker said. "My sister is in the room next to the door and if we wake her up I'll be in trouble."

"Sorry." Adam said before pondering. "Come on, there's three of us and one of him. I'm going out there next and…get some ice cream. Your stepmom does have that, right? I know she's all healthy and shit."

"Yeah, Bones lets us eat ice cream, Numb Nuts." Parker said irritated. "It's not like she makes us eat bark you know."

"Doctor B is pretty hot, too Parks. " Oliver said as he reached into the bowl of chips. "She's got a nice rack."

Parker saw red and Adam wisely got out of the way as he jumped Oliver. "Shut up about Bones. Another word and I'll kick your ass."

"Okay Dude! Sorry."

Adam pulled Parker from Oliver. "Come on, Parks. We'll wait for a bit and then we'll go out again and see what they're doing."

"Cool." Oliver said as he stuffed his face with chips.

"Not you, Dork." Adam said. "You struck out."

"Awwwww. Fuck you." Oliver said with his mouth full.

In the living room, Aubrey moved his hand under Jessica's sweater and made small circles on her abdomen while they held hands. As he started moving up, Adam and Parker came into the room. He moved his hand quickly to her hip, hoping the boys didn't see what he was doing to his girlfriend.

"Jessica, would you like some ice cream? Parker and I are getting bowls of chocolate for ourselves and Oliver." Adam asked.

Feeling a bit frustrated over the interruption, Aubrey put a smile on his face. "You know, I would love some ice cream, Adam. Thanks for offering. Jess, do you want to split a bowl of chocolate with me?"

"Sure, Superman." Jessica said while biting her lip.

"Make it full, too please." Aubrey said as the redhead hid her face into the pillow, shaking from her silent chuckling. "We're in the middle of a good movie."

"Sure." Parker said in a dull tone.

After handing the couple their ice cream, the two kids took three bowls back towards the man cave. Jessica sat up giggling at her boyfriend.

"Aubrey, you're so mean. What am I ever going to do with you?" She said before taking a bite of ice cream.

The agent thought for a second. "Feed me…love me always…"

"That's a definite on both counts."

Leaning into her ear, he whispered, "Surprise me at my apartment wearing only your lab coat and black heels. We'll play sexy forensic anthropologist and horny FBI agent."

Jessica accidentally snorted as she burst out loud laughing before smacking Aubrey's arm, making him laugh as well.

"So what happened?" Oliver asked as he ate his ice cream.

"We had to get ice cream for Aubrey, who is sharing with Jessica." Parker said.

"He was feeling her up." Adam said.

"No way…" Oliver said.

"Yes way." Adam said.

"His hand was on her hip." Parker said.

"No, it came out of her sweater. Agent Aubrey was copping a feel."

"Lucky bastard." All three said out loud.

After a few minutes of eating their ice cream, Parker got an idea. "How about all three of us go out?"

"Yeah!" Adam said.

"Cool." Oliver responded.

After they finished their communal bowl of ice cream, Jessica settled back down with her head on her boyfriend's lap. It wasn't even five minutes when she felt Aubrey's hand move under her sweater and go up. She could barely contain her snicker as she watched the movie.

"Agent Aubrey…what are you up to?"

"Groping the hot babysitter." Aubrey said with a smile while not taking his eyes off the television.

The redhead sat up with a grin and straddled her boyfriend's lap. "I don't think that's very proper."

"I don't think the babysitter sitting on my lap is very proper either, but I'm enjoying it." The agent said while gently cupping her breast under her clothes.

"Mmmmm…" Jessica exhaled quietly.

Aubrey made a realization. "Is this…"

Before the anthropologist could move, Aubrey lifted up her sweater and put his head under it. "Aubrey! Get out of there!" Jessica said while laughing.

The agent pulled his head out from under the clothing with a sly grin. "You're wearing that green bra from Victoria's Secret…you know that's one of my favorites."

"I do." Jessica said with a sly smile.

"Are you wearing the other part?" Aubrey asked as his hand traveled down to her butt.

"Could be…" She replied as she put her arms around his neck. "It is almost Christmas after all."

"That it is Ms. Warren." The agent said as he pulled her close and started nibbling on her neck.

"But Superman…no sex on…the couch…remember?" The redhead said while closing her eyes as her boyfriend's lips hit the sweet spot, making her moan gently.

"Hey, I promised Booth there would be no sex on his couch. I would never do that."

Jessica knew that tone in Aubrey's voice. "But…"

The agent pulled his girlfriend closer and lifted his head to meet hers. "However, there's no rule that says I can't make out on the couch."

"What about Parker and his friends?" Jessica asked breathlessly.

"Let them find their own hot babysitter to make out with."

The redhead snickered as Aubrey laid her down on her back with him moving between her legs. He laid on top of her as they started kissing.

"You wore that stuff…on purpose, Jess." The agent whispered in between kisses.

"Possibly…ohhhh." The redhead responded as her boyfriend's lips found her neck.

"You're so…going home…with me, tonight." Aubrey muttered in between kisses to her neck and near the exposed parts near her shoulder.

"Perhaps I will—oooohhhhhh." Jessica moaned softly as her boyfriend's hand made its way under her bra and she felt his erection through his pants. "Ohhhh, someone's very happy….right now…"

"Yes he is…shit, Jess…" Aubrey muttered as his lips trailed down the exposed areas of her chest.

Suddenly, voices could be heard coming towards the living room. Jessica pushed Aubrey up and pulled her sweater down as he grabbed a pillow for his lap. Quickly, she laid her head on it.

"Ohhhh." The agent winced.

"Sorry Superman." Jessica said as the three teens made their way into the room.

"Don't mind us…just looking for something for us to watch." Parker said.

The two watched as the teens went to a shelf of DVDs Aubrey knew to be Doctor B's. The agent smiled as he observed the three take a long time to make up their minds. "What's wrong, guys? Are you stuck between which one of your stepmom's documentaries to watch?"

"Yeah. We had fun watching Transformers, but we wanted something to stimulate our brains. Bones likes it when I do that. She says it's important to be constantly learning." Parker said in a serious tone while watching Jessica.

'Sure...constantly learning about my girlfriend to fuel your wet dreams.' Aubrey thought before speaking up. "Your mother mentioned when I was over for dinner last Sunday that she got a whole new series on a tribe out of New Guinea. Try that one."

"Sounds boring, Dude." Adam said as they continued to look while attempting to hide their boredom at the selections on the wall.

"Maybe they have naked stuff—OW!" Oliver said before being elbowed by Parker.

Jessica smiled. "You know, there's an excellent one about the Black Plague your mom let me borrow. It should be up there since I gave it back to her last week."

"Sounds great." Parker said. Quickly he looked and found it. Taking it out, he smiled at the redhead. "Thanks, Jessica."

The teenage boys walked out of the living room with shit eating grins on their faces. When they were gone, Aubrey tipped his head back. "Arrrgghhhh."

Jessica smiled before turning over to look at her boyfriend. "Sorry, Superman."

"I just want to make out with my girlfriend for a few minutes." The agent said with a whiny voice.

"Well, what are we supposed to do, Aubrey? Tell them they have to stay downstairs?" We're not their babysitters."

"I know." Aubrey said. "I just wanted to fool around for a while. I've barely touched you in two weeks."

"I know. I miss your cute tushy." Jessica said. "Why don't we lay down and watch the movie we've been neglecting? Booth and Doctor B should be home in a couple of hours."

"Can I still feel you up?" Aubrey asked.

"If we can snuggle on the couch." Jessica said.

"We can do that." The agent replied.

Jessica moved as Aubrey laid down on the couch. She squeezed behind him and laid her head down on his chest. The agent put his arm around her before they concentrated back on the movie. For a while, they enjoyed themselves with a comfortable silence until they got to where Melanie was attacked.

"Ehhhhh, hate this part." Aubrey said.

"Me, too. Did you know Alfred Hitchcock locked real birds in there with her? What a sick fuck." Jessica replied.

"I did read that somewhere and you're right."

"The movie is still cool, though." Jessica said.

Aubrey was warm and comfortable, but a call of a different nature came. "Pause the movie for a few, would you?"

"Sure." The redhead said before pushing a button on the Roku remote.

"Thanks."

Aubrey headed to the bathroom where he took care of his business. After washing his hands, he peeked into the children's bedrooms before walking down the hall. Suddenly, he saw red at the sight before him.

There were three teenage boys surrounding his girlfriend talking to her about science and the Black Plague. She looked frustrated but trying to be nice and not hurt their feelings. His Jess was considerate that way and he loved that about her.

Initially, Aubrey was amused and sympathetic to their crushes on Jessica as all men have been there at some point. However, he also knew that he and his redhead gave up their date night to help out their friends because their son didn't want to be home babysitting his siblings.

And look where Parker and his friends were now.

Right now, he and the woman he loved could be rolling around naked on a king sized bed in a luxury hotel, drunk on champagne and hormones. He would be loving every inch of her gorgeous body and she would cling to him as she moaned her satisfaction multiple times. Instead, they get to have their stolen moments interrupted by three horny adolescents.

Enough was enough.

His problem was treating them like teenagers. If they wanted to be considered adult enough to flirt with a woman twelve years their senior, then he will treat them that way.

It was time to introduce the boys to Special Agent James Aubrey.