Issue I of Olympus Weekly:

Ask Athena!

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: Before I answer, I would like to say that I am very honored to have the first article on Olympus Weekly. Now, to answer the question, this may surprise you, but the Gallus Gallus Domesticus, more commonly known as the chicken, came first. How? A recent study shows that the egg of the chicken has parts that can only be made by chickens. This proves that the chicken didn't come from an animal that lays eggs, but from one that is most likely a mammal.

Comments (14):

Poseidon: Thank the gods that that's over with.

The gods: You're welcome!

Zeus: For one, I agree with you, she may have went just a little overboard on that one. It's like Athena wrote an essay on that.

Athena: That wasn't an essay, it was a short response. If you want an essay, I can give you an essay.

Apollo: Please, no. That's enough.

Artemis: I also agree with them.

Hermes: Me too.

Hera: Me three.

Hephestus: Me four.

Aphrodite: Me seven- wait, I mean me five.

Dionysus: Me wine.

Zeus: What? That makes no sense.

Dionysus: Wait, we weren't talking about wine?

Zeus: Sigh, let's just move on to the next article.

Song of the day, by Apollo:

THEERE'S HYDROGEN THEN HELIUM THEN LITHIUM, BERLYIUM,

Comments (18):

Athena: BORON CARBON EVERYWHERE,

Poseidon: What...

Artemis: NITROGEN ALL THROUGH THE AIR,

Apollo: Wow, sis. You know this song too?

Hermes: WITH OXYGEN SO YOU CAN BREATHE AND FLORINE FOR YOUR PRETTY TEETH,

Artemis: Of course I do, it's such a good song, good pick!

Athena: NEON TO LIGHT UP THE SIGNS,

Hades: SODIUM FOR SALTY TIMES,

Zeus: MAGNESIUM, ALUMINUM SILICON,

Poseidon: I feel so left out.

Demeter: PHOSPHORUS THEN SULFER CHLORINE AND ARGON.

Hera: POTASSIUM AND CALCIUM SO YOU GROW STRONG,

APOLLO: SCANDIUM, TITANIUM, VANADIUM, AND CHROMIUM, AND MANGANESE.

Poseidon: What are you guys even singing anyways?

Hephestus: THIS IS THE PERIODIC TABLE,

Poseidon: Oh, ok.

Apollo: NOBLE GAS IS STABLE, HALOGENS AND ALKALI REACT AGRESSIVELY!

Poseidon: is currently #foreveralone

Zeus rage quits at FIFA 17! By Poseidon:

Just a day ago, Zeus and I were playing a friendly game of FIFA 17. When I scored a goal, he got mad, but then pulled himself together. After I scored off of a corner kick, making the score 2 - nil, he lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, accused me of hacking into the Xbox 1s we were playing it on, and broke his controller. This event questions the sanity of the King of gods, and of his patience.

Comments (9):

Zeus: I did not rage quit, I just.. Forfeited in anger and I didn't break my controller... On purpose, I was just getting up and it slipped out of my hand.

Poseidon: Oh, sure. Chucking it at the ground is it "slipping out of your hand".

Athena: Sadly, I believe Poseidon that you rage quit. Oh, did Odell Beckham Jr. score anything?

Apollo: Sigh, you know nothing about sports, do you, Athena?

Hermes: Odell Beckham Jr. Plays football, FIFA is soccer.

Athena: Oh.. Looks like I was wrong.

Hades: Gasp! Athena's wrong! Call the newspapers, this is worthy of media attention!

Poseidon: Uh, Hades? We are the newspaper.

Hades: Oh, yeah, never mind.

Athena, wrong? By Hades:

It all started with a friendly match of FIFA 17 when Zeus rage quit. After getting media attention for that, Athena asked a question, and made herself look like an idiot. The question was:

"Did Odell Beckham Jr score any goals?"

That question in itself is wrong, because well, everyone knows that OBJ plays football.

Comments (15):

Zeus: For the last time, I didn't rage quit.

Poseidon: Yes, you did.

Zeus: Did not.

Poseidon: Did too

Zeus: Did not.

Poseidon: Did too

Zeus: Did not.

Poseidon: Did too

Zeus: Did not.

Poseidon: Did too

Zeus: Did not.

Poseidon: Did too

Zeus: Did no- wait, what are we even arguing about?

Posiedon: I don't know, I just had "Did too" on copy and paste. Let's just move on to the next article.

Athena: There you have it. The only way to stop Zeus and Posiedon from fighting is to get both of them to forget what they are fighting about.

Quote of the week:

Don't panic.

-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.

Comments (3) :

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Artemis: Sorry, that's just Apollo panicking and passing out on his keyboard with spell check on.

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That's the end of issue I, Please review!