Natasha Romanoff POV

Me and Fury walked into the Conference Room in the new Triskelion outside of New Jersey. I saw that Agent Hawkeye or as I call him Clint had already made himself comfortable, sprawling over the chair, with his back resting on one armrest and his knees hooked over the other. (SERIOUSLY CLINT? You work at a top secret organization and you treat it like being at McDonald's!) Us three were the only ones sitting along the super-sized table, In America they super-size everything, especially McDonald's. I mean like, when would SHIELD ever need to sit 52 people around a table. (Trust me, I counted 52 chairs.)

Me and Barton looked at each other and shared a curt nod before turning our attention back to Fury. He slid two tablets across the sheer reflective glass of the tabletop. They stopped at the edges of our fingertips. How long did it take for Fury to practice that until he looked super-secret-agent style doing it?

Barton was the first to speak "So brief overview, What are we doing?"

"Well Agent Barton, you and Agent Romanoff are going to be detaining the intruder we had at the old Biskelion (One of the 4 Skelions: the original Skelion, what's left of the biskelion, triskelion, and quadskelion) yesterday. Our automatic backup of our data files every minute saved the security footage of the intruder, thankfully. We have received footage of our intruder that caused the emergency 'District Thirteen Lockdown' protocol to be activated, and we have had teams analyzing the video footage."

"First Off, 'District Thirteen Lockdown' really? Second; Do we know the intruders goals? Do we know who it was using facial recognition? Can we in anyway identify the origin of the intruder? Demographically or the organization they work for? Do we have any information on the training they received?" Clint just had to open his big sarcastic mouth. When is he ever going to learn? I am guessing he isn't ever going to.

"Well Barton, Tony upgraded the security system and protocols,apparently he'll need to upgrade it again, he added firewalls so we were unable to tamper with his programming or change any of his idiotic protocols. We will have a hard time bringing him back but he will be an asset to this mission. Back to the topic of interest, the intruder downloaded our entire database including protected and Classified files. The intruder, from what we can gather, was highly trained because they avoided the cameras so well we never saw a glimpse of their face. We do know some secondary information like gender, height, and hair color. The rest was covered by their uniform. Our researchers were unable to trace any of their clothing or weapons, they must have both been hand-made."

"Well do want to tell us those secondary details, possibly sometime today?" Clint said, the sarcasm evidently showing through his voice. I could only shake my head at his comment, but I still looked expectantly to Fury for an answer.

"Agent Barton if you continue showing disregard to our rules you might go back to cleaning duty for a month. I had thought you learned your lesson in Tahiti but apparently not." Clint sat up like a proper western human being, shuddering at the memories.

"Here, it would be quicker to just show you than tell you, and you would be able to deduce more information than if I told you. " Fury waived his hand in some weird intricate pattern somehow causing a hologram to arise from the center of the table. I leaned forward expectantly waiting for the video footage of a person who was able to take down a state-of-the-art S.H.I.E.L.D. base and still manage to be unseen by cameras and undetected until mandatory emergency protocols were set off. The footage appeared on the hologram with several faces, like a pyramid, so that each person around the table had a straight on view.

I saw the patrolling agents raise their guns at the intruder after they had crashed through the window. I saw them easily take down the 2 agents then continue walking. As they got closer to the camera their body continued to get clearer and clearer. When the body came into clear view besides the face I was honestly surprised. Being the Black Widow I was not easily surprised so that was saying something about my degree of unpreparedness for that surprise.

I maintained my serious poker face on the outside but on the inside I was freaking out. I know where this person came from but if I told anyone everyone could die. I am not over exaggerating on this, I know how dangerous this organization is.

My worrying did not distract me from finding ways to annoy Clint, thankfully. A light bulb went off in my head once I glanced over at Clint. I took out a piece of paper (Since when did I carry paper in my pockets!?) I rolled it into a funky mix of a ball and a failure of a paper airplane. Clint was staring at the paused video with his mouth gaping open.

"Clint if you don't close your mouth you are going to have something in it." No sooner than Fury had said that I tossed the paper ball into Clint's mouth. His eyes grew wider than should be physically possible as he began to choke on the ball in his throat. Fury walked around the table gave Clint a slap on the back and went back to where he was standing before. The soggy ball flew out of Clint's mouth and landed on the glass table, leaving a puddle of spit.

"So...gasps...all we know is that ...this is a highly trained young female with flaming red hair like Nat's, she is below 5 feet in height suggesting she is younger than us." Clint said after attempting to recover from both shock at the video and a brief period of choking.

"We can not be completely sure about the hair color because it is possible it could be color died or a wig. Yet, our analysts have concluded the other information is correct. We need your new Avengers team, especially Wanda, to help find and bring her in."

Oh I couldn't wait to tell Cap about this one, I love watching him explode with spouts of anger, especially towards Fury. Wow, he is really accurately named! Maybe I could tell Stevie tonight.

Fudge nuggets! I forgot we were supposed to have a date tonight! What am I going to wear?! Hopefully Wanda will help me! SOS!

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