I can't believe it's already been more than 1 year since my last update..where does the time goes?,i have no excuses...
Fair warning, i have a dirty mind and proud of it, i'll change the genre to parody since i definitely won't follow the hot mess which is commonly known as ,also, i like straight shota and MILF situation,got the hint?
Well,here comes the (dirty) chapter!
"I can't believe the girly Minato could land such a fine piece of ass Kushina,being a Hokage sure has great benefit" Kyuubi/Game Instruction/Goddess of Love
"Almost all of badass women in the series ended up single, old as fuck or fucking disappear from the face of the earth,and they said Kishimoto respect women" Thoughts
CHAPTER III
FOUNTAIN OF LIFE
"Anbu,get Tenzo and Dragon and tell them to go to the danger zone!"
"Hai,Hokage-sama"
When Hiruzen tried to shunshin,the door opened and the three honorable advisers come in a hurry.
"Hiruzen,something happened with the container,we must take action now" said the old bat Koharu.
"I was just gonna shunshin to the location when you intrude" Sandaime grumbles in annoyance.
"Then let us go now, i afraid the situation escalated quickly the more we waste our time here" said Danzo, the wily old man with thousand plans to create chaos in Elemental Countries "for the good of Konoha".
Three of them disappeared with a swirl of leaves,except Homura.
"Hehehe, so Hiruzen is on the "Kotatsu Heaven" scene,huh, i'm gonna enjoy this, its not like they need the pitiful old me when hundreds of shinobis are stationed there" Homura then sit on the Hokage seat while mumbling.
"Life is good,especially when you're still with me,big fella" he said while looking at his crotch
"Danzo is a limp noodle,i bet. How else you can explain his violence?, its like he's trying to compensate for something" The laughters filled the Hokage office afterwards, what?, you think no one guarding the office during Hokage's absence?, how else they can guard forbidden scrolls and lots of secret documents of Konoha then?
Meanwhile with Hiruzen&co
The three of them appears near the vicinity of the Naruto the red pillar is raging and no one dare to come close to it.
Hiruzen instantly know that someone is missing
"Where's Homura?"
"Dunno,perhaps he has to finish some business before coming here" Koharu shrugged
Danzo felt weirdly irritated,like someone poking fun at his manliness
"Why do i suddenly want to assault Homura with my strongest wind jutsu?, don't worry my adorable Elephantine Chimera, you've done a great service for me during this 60 years,i won't let anyone insult you" said Danzo while looking at the direction of his...rusty kunai.
Two Anbu kneeled in front of them
"Orders,Sir?"
"Tenzo, i want you to prepare yourself to restraint anything that comes out from this pillar, use your entire chakra if , i want you to mobilized your troops to evacuate the civilians and tell Yamanaka Clan to standby for massive numbers of memory wiping"
"Consider it done,Hokage-sama" Ah,its nice to see someone totally loyal to you,it will be perfect had they not use the robotic voice,though.
In The Mindscape
The ever awesome super sadistic ultra badass alpha as fuck of a fox can smell the freedom now,especially now the annoying cage is open,ha!.However, as he walk towards the exit,he remembered something really important.
"Hey,wait a sec!,gimme back my other half!,there's no way i'm gonna go back to Kurara being half of of a man i was!.She'll castrate me for sure!" Kurama ranted.
Kushina raised an eyebrow at this, Kyuubi has a gender,and a spouse too?, what has the world come into?, what next,the identity of the masked man that ripped Kyuubi off from her is little Obito-chan, Minato's student?. Yeah right,he's just as wimpy as his girly husband over there, he can't even form the words to confess his feelings to Rin.
First attempt, he fainted on the spot, second attempt is much better, at least he was able to said a few words before fainted when standing, third attempt would be much better had he not using a pick-up line commonly used for courtesans, which gave him a well-deserved swift kick in his twin rasengan.
A man that type need a lifetime to prepare his heart, so a much bolder approach from the female is essential, unless they want to wait until Kishimoto fell out of love with Sasuke-chan,which will never happen.
"Who is this Kurara you're talking about,Kyuubi?. I believe you're a entity made of chakra, aren't you?, what do you need a partner for?, its not like you have a designated gender" Minato said with a tone of finality.
"You have a wife?, a jackass of a fox like you?" Kushina can't help but curious about .
"Of course i have,tramp. Did you take me as the forever alone type?. Back in my days i can get so many tails, being an alpha fox i am"
"As for your question, blonde tranvestite, you and your kin have no idea about us Bijuu"
"Enlighten me, then" said Minato with strain voice because he has to use his force to restrain Kushina who seemingly have something to settle with Kyuubi. He would like to tell his wife to "choose your opponent wisely" but decided not to because he value his bijuudamas safety.
"Very well, us Bijuus come from one source,Juubi. However,during Juubi's rampage, its chakra spread all over the continent, changing the normal animal at that time to entirely new&much bigger,but still the same species.
Kurara is a snow fox who got hit by the chakra , changed her to a beautiful, prettier than goddess, alluring eight tailed white fox, damn, what I 'd give to take her down, connects our tails, bite her neck and pound her relentlessly while my free tail entering her.."
"Err,a little less information,please?" Kushina suddenly felt very uncomfortable with Kyuubi's story, and the mental image her traitor brain sending right now is totally not helping.
"So, you're saying that every single Bijuu has their own spouse?"
"Nah, Shukaku is deemed too ugly to that female raccon, Matatabi far too horny for that two tailed black cat to handle, Isobu far too lazy during the game his spouse got mad,injured his eye and storms off, Kokuo far too bizarre for any species, Saiken is the poster child of forever alone, only me, that Effeminate monkey and Gyuki has one. Chomei is a bonafide lesbian"
Both Kushina and Minato entering deep shock after listening the story, bijuu does have a sexually active life, werent they?. They brought back to the land of mindscape when Naruto shouted
"What is Lesbian?"
Kushina looks at Minato "Our Sochi completely lack knowledge of the world,I'll try to teach him everything I know" Kushina states as she bring Naruto away to get some privacy.
The eerie aura suddenly appear along with the visage of The Shinigami, who for some reason have a knife on his mouth,like a real emo.
Minato,who wanted to join Kushina to share his own sagely wisdom, stopped in tracks and greet The Death God.
"Err,not like i complaing but,why are you here,Shinigami-sama" ask Minato with a confused expression
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Rrright,it seems that you're an extreme taciturn" What does he expect,Shinigami starting talking jovially like Jiraiya-sensei?
Shinigami raised his hands and shrouded himself in a purple mist for a brief moment, when the mist faded there's an old man who really resembling the Kung-fu master in the video Minato often watch with Kushina during their dates, and the new moves Kushina got from it that she aimed at him afterwards.
It's not as bad as when they finished watching ancient Wrestling matches, the submissions!, figure-four leg lock from hell!. Minato shivered as he tried to supress the bad memories
Meanwhile with Kushina&Naruto
"Alright Sochi,now Kaa-chan gonna explain about Lesbian."
"Okay Kaa-chan" Naruto's eyes shines brightly. He never get an explanation or free lesson before, everyone tend to ignore him, get mad or called him idiot everytime he's curious about something, there were special cases when the people he asked blushing then storms off, what's the big deal?, he only asking about the definition of Lemon Party, the word he accidentally overhears when he was going home after training, from the place which had huge manly men in the super tight weird dress.
"Oh god he looks so excited,don't worry Sochi,Kaa-chan will do her best to inform you" Kushina then make a hand-sign to creates 2 clones of herself.
"Now listen carefully Sochi, lesbian or lesbianism is the kind of love that is different from the norm, as you can see ,the normal kind that the majority of people know and accept is the love strictly between a man and a woman, however Lesbian is the situation when a woman can only feel attraction from another woman" Kushina uncharacteristically serious on this
"How it did work, exactly?, i know now that normal love involves peepee and whatizit from female, how did lesbian actually work?.
"Im glad you asked that, Sochi, i've prepared the real live lesson for you, watch carefully"
Meanwhile with Minato
"Ahaha ,sorry, i forgot that you need to extract the Yin part from me" Minato sheepishly scratch the back of his head
"Let's make it quick, i've got something else to do after this" Shinigami wasted no time to pull the Kyuubi's Yin soul Minato's stomach
"Even so, i'm impressed that you're willing to do this, what exactly the benefit you get from this?" Kyuubi genuinely curious. It's not everyday The Death God does micromanaging,after all.
"Well,the game said they gonna send me to the world of Samus Ar-i mean,i got certain benefits" The old man sputtered,Minato's respect for him just decreased a little.
Suddenly, melodious voices appears out of nowhere. Minato had his suspicion when both Kyuubi and Shinigami froze then immediately put on their rape faces, he can't actually look back to where Kushina and Naruto are due to his current position, so he made a clone and ask him to dispel afterwards. That's the plan at first,but the damn clone won't dispel himself, he prefer to watch whatever it was with a stupid look on his face and..is that a nosebleed?
"Oi the perverted clone of my mine,enough!,my curiosity is skyrocketing right now" Minato made a handsign to forcefully dispel the clone, but somehow the clone resisting then talk back.
"Screw you,original!, i have a very limited lifetime and you usually use me to test the faulty seals you've made, now i have this great entertainment and you want me to dispel?,No way Jose!" Minato clone furiously answered. Minato simply showing the rogue clone who's the boss by throwing the kunai with deadly accuracy, the clone instantly dispel then the nosebleed hit him like a freight train. It's all because Kushina got her clones to perform the Scissors of Justice,and she use a henge which made Mikoto and Hoshizora,the voluptuous Hyuuga beauty(You're a lucky bastard,Hiashi!) to be Scissors Sisters.
"What are they doing,Kaa-chan?" Naruto can't help but being dumbfounded by what the models doing,why are they rubbing their happy places together?,and what's this new tingly sensation?.
"That my sweet Sochi is how a lesbian couple express their love to each other. This position is the most popular for the Garden of Lillies due to how intimate it can be and how fast you can reach the heaven, the serious name would be Tribadism" Kushina happily answered.
"Oh i almost forgot, i have to teach you about foreplay!,how silly of me" Kushina want her son to be well-prepared before he went to his love adventures and gave her a lot of grandbabies!, the thought alone bring her utmost happiness!
"What's a foreplay?, is it some kind of game?" Sweet,more lesson for me!,it's the best day ever!. Naruto thought
"In some way it is.
Foreplay is the way you can lit the flames and make your partner get ready for the upcoming battle, if you're bad at it or being too forceful you'll be unpopular to the ladies, i don't want my precious become the enemy of women, after all" Kushina explained.
"But why, Kaa-chan?.I think i've seen people doing it before and to me it looks they're fighting for their lives" Naruto innocent reply made Kushina gasp.
"What?, you've seen one before?,where?" Kushina looks frantic now, she doesn't want her Sochi to become like the old toad when he grow up. A man who can only bring woman to his bed with money involved. Hell, the only times he can feast his eyes on the glory of women's bodies is when he peep on them. A super (hopeless) pervert indeed. No wonder Tsunade-oba don't want anything to do with him.
"Eh, i see it all the time, Kaa-chan, but i only understand it now after you and Tou-san explained to me" If there is one thing Naruto can't have on his life, it's tact.
Kushina is now in the state of heart attack
"Wait, let me try to understand it first,you see it all the time?, did you purposely peep whenever people doing it or is it your hobby, oh god my son has become a deviant!" Kushina panic mode activate.
"Eh, of course not, who does a bizarre hobby like that?. I live in an apartment in Kabukicho,Kaa-chan. There are always new things to watch so i never get bored! Naruto nonchalantly answer.
The silence is so loud all they can hear is he voices of the clones reach their mutual climaxes due to to their merciless tribbing.
"What?, y-you live in the red light listrict?, who in the hell put you there?" Never in Kushina wildest imagination she would see her lovely live on the loveless zone, is a Hokage descendant really deserves that kind of life?
"Hokage-jiji gave the apartment to me after i was kicked out from orphanage, i finally have a place to call my own so It's no big deal"Again, Naruto missed the look of horror in his mother's face
"No big deal?, it is a big deal young man!, you grow up in the orphanage?" Kushina got a lot of friends during her time in Konoha, so what exactly Tsume,Hiashi, Inoichi and Karen,Yoshino and Shikaku and other friends who she finds troublesome to name it all are doing?.Why does she and Minato have to go all the trouble to ensure Jiraiya become Naruto legal guardian if he doen't even have a shred of care to take their son into his wing?, and what exactly possess them to think Jiraiya would make a great godfather despite all the signs pointing otherwise?. How preposterous!
Then about the facilities Hokage and his descendants supposed to have. During Minato's small tint of leading the village, Kushina doesn't feel any difference. He still the same broke Jounin who can only bring her to Ichiraku Ramen.
Yes, she love Ramen but not all the time!, she wants to experience fine dining at the Caviar Goddess.
Mikoto wouldn't shut up about it when Fugaku take her to their ultimate rare date. Is it wrong for her to be wanted to be spoiled rotten and living in luxury?, isn't Hokage has to be completely out of touch in term of wealth to make even the greatest merchant green with envy so people won't think Hokage position as "Fool's Job with mediocre payment"?.
In reality, she doesn't even get even a whiff of that , they even take her to the cave where she gave birth to her precious. A FREAKING Cave, what does they take her for, The Virgin Mary who about to give birth to Ninja Jesus?.
Not to mention, the security is 's the Hokage wife(even though they didn't expose that to the public) so shouldn't they gave her the greatest security to protect her so the enemies of Konoha wouldn't take advantage of their moment of weakness?, yet all she got is Biwako-baachan and 3 wet behind the ears medic wonder that masked man have it so easy.
"Hello, Earth to Kaa-chan?" Naruto called out, her mother have shown impressive array of facial expressions it's interesting but he's worried about her sanity.
"Oh, sorry Sochi, I had an internal thinking going on, so where was I?.Oh right, you grew up in orphanage?"
"Well, is actually good place to live, as long as you forget about the bullies and the landlord." Ah, the landlord, the one who gave Naruto the first lesson on life...Women are scary!
Minato also heard the conversation and have a real hard time to believe it, didn't he ask to make his son to be regarded as a hero with his final breath to Sarutobi?, so why he is living the life of a hobo?.Is it true that a shinobi can never be a good parental figure?
The heavy atmosphere blown away by the tasty clones, when Mikoto lick Hoshizora twin mochi elicited a moan that send shivers to ?,didn't you know Kushina swing both ways?.
"Forget it, the lesson come first. Besides,it's not like i can't take revenge on that old monkey in the afterlife. I'll just ask Biwako-baachan to have a date with A the Third Raikage, I bet she'll find the experience rather…fulfilling" Evil Kushina mode activate!
Elsewhere with the Sandaime
"What is this ominous feeling i'm getting?, it feels like i'm gonna get cuckolded big time!"Sarutobi shouted
Everyone in the vicinity got a sweatdrop in their heads.
Sarutobi look up to the sky
"Biwako-honey, are you still thinking about me?, i know it's lonely up there but i'll be there in a jiffy then we can be together again and this time no one can disturb us" Oh, if only he know what the future entails.
Back to the Mindscape
"Nee, Kaa-chan, what are they doing now?"Naruto asked, bringing back Kushina from her Evil plotting of dark matchmaker.
"Oh, that?. You see,Sochi, every has their erogenous zone,while it may varies to the individuals, usually teasing the great beauty mountains can make the lady ready to bring down the house,wanna learn that?"
"You betcha, Kaa-chan!"
After the heavenly distraction, the transfer resumed. However, it takes a long time it makes Minato bored out of his mind, and he can't look back because his position despite the sweetest temptation behind him, and- is Kushina explaining about how to tease a woman's nipples?, no no no, she won't go that far, besides, didn't she already said that she doesn't want to give too much stimulus to her adolescent Sochi?.
When Minato trying to logically understand Kushina's action, and the Yin transfer almost finished, suddenly he heard Kushina says
"You're right,Sochi, it's truly hard to learn something from theory only, if you can learn something just from watching, then I would be the greatest ramen chef in the world!" Kushina start considering her options.
"Well, I can't really leave this to the clone, I mean, I really need to do a hands-on approach so Naruto can learn faster. If it means I have to put my body on the line, then I'll gladly do that with a big smile on my face, for Sochi!" You might think Kushina's thought process is strange, but the reason is simple, Love!, it's just as they say, There is no greater love in this world than a mother's love!. It totally had nothing to do with the author's perverseness!. Nope. None at all.
"Oh no. don't tell me Kushina going to…" If Minato had to describe Kushina personality in one word, that would be stubborn. The moment she decide to do something, she'll put her greatest effort to do so without considering input from other people.
"Come here,Sochi" Kushina called her son over.
"Now, I'm gonna teach you how to arouse woman by stimulating their jugs, sure, you can use your hands, pinch their nipple or do other things, but trust me, it'll take quite a time to reach the destination, unless you have Hands of a Surgeon" Kushina expose her bare breasts for the second time, and Naruto could't help but admire their beauty.
"So,what should I do, Kaa-chan?" Naruto seems too eager for this lesson, Minato can tell from his voice alone, heh, like father like son, first time Kushina decided it's okay to go from second base to the revered third base, he simply lose control of everything, he can't be calm at all, it's like ordering a grizzly bear not to do anything to a plate of salmon of covered in Honey.
When Minato reminiscence about his good memories, Kushina already started the lesson.
"Listen carefully, Sochi. You can't just go and lick a woman's breast. First, point the tip of your tongue…then swirl your tongue around the nipple, that's it!, you're doing great, Sochi!" Kushina voice is in the middle of joy and arousal.
"Good lord, it's already starting, I must participa-err, stop them, yeah!" Minato tried to turn back, but Shinigami stop him with the force.
"It'll finished in a few moments, be patient" said the old man with his know-it-all voice of wisdom, or that's how it should be if he didn't have that..savage expression of doom(or horny monkey, but called him that would be inappropriate, Minato thinks)
"Now that you've succeed to start the fire, don't go straight to suck or even bite the nipples, it'll kills the mood, especially if you're doing it for the first time between you and your partner" Kushina explains in motherly tone.
"So, what should I do next,Kaa-chan?"asked Naruto as his arm can't stop to grab and squeeze the unattended of the twin.
"Let's see, have you ever had soft ice cream before?"Kushina said while patting her son's head.
"Yep, Hokage-jiji always brought me one after my birthday" Naruto multitasking now because his mother never ask him to stop what he currently doing.
"Good to know. Now try to imagine, what would you do if the soft ice crem starts to melt rapidly, how do you ensure to not wasting any of it?" I'm glad I can find an easy to understand analogy for Sochi, Kushina thought.
"Lick them all, of course!" Naruto start to do that, but he lick it all over the place.
"Now, that's incorrect,Sochi. The intensity is fine but you have to focus on one spot, in this case the start moving your tongue from lower to upper like how you save the ice cream" licking all over is good, but it's kinda feel ticklish, not the tingling sensation she's looking for.
"Okay,Kaa-chan" Naruto starts doing it with gusto, which surprised Kushina because she doesn't think her Sochi is such a natural at it, it is his first time doing this,right?
"Ahn" Kushina immediately over her mouth and felt embarrassed
"I hope he doesn't hear that, what kind of mother felt this way when she's giving lesson to her son?. I don't want Naruto to think of me as a bad mama." Sometimes, being bad is more preferred than good. Author started to stroke his imaginary Kungfu Master beard.
Minato however, reacts to the otherworldly song that is Kushina moan, as evident in his T-Rex waking up from its slumber.
"Keep it on your pants, queer. Nobody wants to see your Purple Homewrecker" Kyuubi put on his best "do not want" face.
"No, actually it red with a hint of pinkish" Minato trying to gauge the fox's reaction.
"Ha, pinkish?, what are you, a male virgin?. Wait, why do I have to discuss the color of your turtle head with you?" Kyuubi surely set himself up for that one.
"You started it" Minato internally laughing.
Meanwhile Kushina is relentlessly attacked by her son, in a good way. However, no matter how good it may be, Kushina still have to express her discontent
"Sochi, you really need to understand the concept of equality" said Kushina as she stopped Naruto in his track.
"Equality, what do you mean, Kaa-chan?" He did heard the word equality he overheard that the butcher's wife saying that word after caught by her husband along with 10 men in her thought they're just having a good tea time, so why does the butcher got really mad?.
"I mean you can't just focus on the right one when the left is lonely" said Kushina as she present the left Fruit of the Gods to her son's face.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Kaa-chan" Naruto started to work his magic on the previously sad mankillers.
"Good, now remember not to focus on one, try to alternate between both of them but remember to keep your A-game"Kushina said that with a chipper voice.
"Now seems to be the right time" Kushina touch her son's face and said the lyrical magical command.
"Now Sochi, you are cordially allowed to suck, bite and most of all, shower them with love" Kushina said that with a nice face of the female version of pervert.
Having heard that, Minato determined not to lose any chance to watch the view, so he made a clone, command it to stand still, and tried his hardest to make his new jutsu ,voila!.He now able to see everything from his clone's eyes.
"Don't bite it too hard,okay?, use a minimum force possible, like when you're playbiting" getting your Marshmallows biten to the point of leaking the strawberry jam is never a good a thing. Minato did it once when he got overexcited then have to accept the cold embrace of the couch for weeks.
Naruto start to lightly bite, then proceed to suck. His eyes widened when he taste something new, yet strangely nostalgic flavor coming out from it.
"What you taste now is Mommy's milk, I never had a chance to gave one in my life for you so drink it to your heart's content, my lovely" Kushina said as she stroked her son's hair.
Naruto proceed to do so, he drinks like a traveler stranded in a desert for months before he find the drink so much making Kushina starts feeling the heat from her lower core.
"Oh no, don't touch the Velvet Underground, kind of Mother pleasure herself while breastfed her son?" Kushina tried to will herself against it, however her hand have other ideas.
To the eye of others, it will normally looks like a mother giving breast feed to her overgrown son. However, Minato's expert eyes saw things differently, especially when he saw Kushina struggling keep her hand from playing her heavenly instrument.
You've drank the Fountain of increased by 10!
Naruto paid no mind to the news, even when the message had better thing to do,Dattebayo!
The assault when on and on until Kushina can't take it anymore,so with muffled scream,she climaxes with the force of thousand suns.
Mount Olympus, in the place full of Au Naturale Ladies
Kushina's "agony" reached the ears of The Goddess of Love. No that's not entirely true, she keep on watching from the beginning and now furiously caress her kitty with gentle touches. What a lucky Kitty!
"Hmm, what an incredibly talented boy, to be able to bring your own mother to the Holy Realm with just his tongue"
The Goddess of Love felt generous now, and he want to reward the boy for the show.
"Oh yes, I can give him something to makes his life better. I know for the facts that his world got absolutely no sexual drives at all, everyone's a prude and the one who embraces the teaching of pleasure are either a hopeless pervert who can't get one normally or didn't want to come out of closet so he use my teaching to camouflage it." The Lusty Goddess frowned.
Back to The Seal
Naruto is full now, he can't fit anything anymore so he raise his head and take a look at her mother. He really is in trance because the last time he remember his mother is smiling while guiding him through the way of Foreplay.
Now, her mother is blushing red, her hair is a mess, slanted eyes(Naruto would later know that as Bedroom eyes). She also let out occasional strange voice and Naruto feels it was..Sexy.
"That was the best ever,Sochi!.I'm happy to see you grown so well" Kushina hold the back of his head then stare him in the eyes, full of motherly wisdom.
"Now, the next lesson is kissing, do you know what kissing means?"Kushina direct her clones to do that.
"Err,I've seen it before, isn't it yucky, Kaa-chan?" said Naruto as he watch the clone kissing lovingly.
"There's nothing yucky about that, you silly!. It's the greatest form to express your love to your loved ones, it's only because you're a bystander you felt that way. Kissing isn't always done in the lips,you know" Kushina explains
"Really, Kaa-chan?, I thought it always involved those wet sounds and spits flying out anywhere" Well, what do you expect from the kiss in those red-light district?,they literally forget the meaning of "Vanilla".
"That's what you call a sloppy kiss, usually happen when a couple express their happiness after haven't seen each other for so long or in the throes of their passions. Initially there are another types of kiss, here's the first one" Kushina kissing Naruto on the forehead.
Minato simply can't believe it, Kushina only now started the explanation about kissing after she teach Naruto all sorts of advanced stuffs?.
Priorities Kushina,Priorities!
"Does that kiss just now means something,Kaa-san?.
Unknown to Kushina,that kiss just now means the world for Naruto. He does prank and all those stupid things to get attention from people to save himself from loneliness. Now that he does get one along with the love and intra-familial relation it's like a dream come true for him.
"That was the kiss to express admiration, usually it was the token of friendship or how parent reward their children, it is a kiss without any intention behind it, the pure type of kiss, it also can be the start of something good, like romance" Kushina explains.
"Now, try to do same,Sochi"Naruto tried, a little hesitant but then he go for it, then they smiled to each other.
"They do have a good have a good vibe around each other" Minato thought.
"If Kushina close those sexy melons and ignoring those stains on her skirt, they'll be poetry in motion but you can't have everything in this world" Minato lamented.
The lesson continues and Minato felt burning jealousy for his Junior, no not that kind of Junior!.
His son got all the joy Kushina graciously give and he standing here while his jingle bells starts receiving the shades of blue.
"What are those Butterfly Kiss?, Kiss of an Angel?, The Big Tease?" Minato never have those during his life with Kushina, now his son got them all?
Not to mention, things got a big steamy the moment Kushina introduces the "expert" kind of kisses.
Lizard Kiss!, Seductive Kiss!, and all those kisses he desperately want to try now that he know how to.
"Dear Goddess of Love in Heaven, or wherever you are, please stop my wife from teaching that form of ultimate kiss, I'll build a shrine for you, gathering nice shota boys if you want to!" Minato clasp his hand like he's praying.
Mount Olympus, the place where orgy is as frequent as breathing.
"Interesting offer, boy, unfortunately I already got everything I want here and I can get everything if I really want it"
Aphrodite take a look at the deliciously sinful Mother-Son combo and got an inspiration when she heard Kushina says:
"That's the theory behind French Kiss,Sochi. Think you can do it?" Kushina sly smile and confident persona might fool everyone, but in reality it's just a façade, she could feel a great flood coming,she only hope her son to be not so good at this one. He's a first timer,right?
"Only one way to find out,Kaa-chan!" Naruto ready to do battle.
Seeing the events, Aphrodite seize the opportunity.
"Fufufu, enjoy the first gift,boy!.There's more to come but for now defeat your mother at her own game!"
The confrontation already started when the game informs:
"You've received "The Kissing Master" ability from The Goddess of Lust"
Poor. poor Kushina.
Well, that's chapter 3 for ya folks!
I'm sorry for the long wait but i'll try to update faster next time.