Danny woke up slowly and saw in front of him was Ember from the woods, some sort of pudgy looking ghost wearing blue overalls and a beanie and other types of ghosts looking down at him.
"Oh a new arrival!" The pudgy one whose name is Box Ghost exclaimed.
"He must've fainted. Are you alright?" Ember asked as she held his head up.
"W-what happened?" Danny asked.
"Beware! Looks like we got ourselves a breather!" Box Ghost exclaimed.
A kid ghost wearing a pirate costume named Youngblood said poking him, "He has no spectral tail"
Danny stood up panicking a little, he looked around and noticed he was in some kind of bar as all the ghosts around him were drinking and playing pool.
"I Technus give a toast to the newlyweds!" The technological ghosts exclaimed.
He then banged his cup with a yeti like ghost named Frostbite and they both drank their drinks. Danny then asked confused, "Newlyweds?"
"In the woods you said your vows so perfectly" Ember said as she showed him the wedding ring on her marriage finger.
"I did? I did!" Danny exclaimed remembering what he did. He then bashed his head on the table and shouted, "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"
"Coming through! Coming through!" Shouted a ghost in a lunch lady uniform. Danny gasped as he stopped and got up. "My name is Lunch Lady Dearie and I will be preparing your wedding feast"
Suddenly a small ghost skeleton parrot landed on Danny's shoulder and exclaimed, "Wedding feast? I'm starving!"
Ember swatted him away, placed him in her pocket and laughed, "Skeleton parrots. They're so annoying sometimes"
Danny really panicked now and walked backwards into another table and then shouted, "Keep away!"
Everyone just stared at him with strange looks. He then demanded, "Okay listen up! I want some questions now!"
"Answers. I Technus think you mean answers" Technus corrected.
"Thank you yes answers. I need answers! What's going on here? Where am I? Who are you?" Danny asked Ember.
"Well that's kind of a long story" Ember said.
"And what a story it is" A robotic ghost with a flaming Mohawk named Skulker said on the stage. "A tragic tale of romance, passion and the murder most foul"
"This is gonna be good" Technus whispered to him.
"Hit it boys" Skulker said and then music started playing and other ghost skeletons began to dance.
SKULKER
Hey! Give me a listen, you ghosts of cheer
Least those of you who still got an ear
I'll tell you a story make a skeleton cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely ghost bride
Everyone then joined in as the spotlight shone on Ember.
ALL
Die, die we all pass away
We don't wear a frown because it's really okay
Danny tried walking away but Frostbite pulled him back.
You might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeahhh
Skulker pulled Ember up onto the stage and Danny watched as some sort of Shadow ghost duplicated and showed her story in the background.
SKULKER
Well our girl was a beauty known for miles around
'Till a mysterious stranger came into town
He was plenty good looking', but down on his cash
And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast
When her daddy said no, she just couldn't cope
So our lovers came up with a plan to elope
Box Ghost and Lunch Lady huddled against Danny and began dancing with him side to side.
ALL
Die, die we all pass away
We don't wear a frown because it's really okay
Danny tried walking away but Frostbite pulled him back.
You might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeahhh
All the skeleton ghosts then started a dance routine and then used their bodies as instruments such as using their pelvis as a saxophone, legs as a guitar and Ember then picked up her guitar and started playing along with the band. Skulker then grabbed a really freaked out Danny and started dancing with him, he then let him go and got back on the stage and continued with the story as Shadow continued to show illustrations on the story on the wall of the stage.
SKULKER
So they conjured up a plan to meet late at night
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight
Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove
You don't need much when you're really in love
Except for a few things, or so I'm told
Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold
Then next to the grave yard by the old oak tree
On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three
She was ready to go, but where was he?
BOX GHOST
And then?
SKULKER
She waited
LUNCH LADY
And then?
SKULKER
There in the shadows, was it the man?
TECHNUS
And then?
SKULKER
Her little heart beat so loud
ALL
And then?
SKULKER
And then baby, everything went black
Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust
Her jewels were missing' and her heart was bust
He stood next to Danny and everyone started clapping along to the music.
So she made a vow lying' under that tree
That she'd wait for her true love to come set her free
Ember held out her hand, asking for Danny to dance with her. Skulker then pushed him in the middle and the two of them then began to spin until he let go and fell back outside the circle, Dora and Aragon catching him and then got back into the music.
Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand
When out of the blue comes this groovy young man
Who vows forever to be by her side
And that's the story of our ghost bride
ALL
Die, die we all pass away
We don't wear a frown because it's really okay
Danny then managed to sneak away and ran out of the bar, Ember watched and just figured he was just a little freaked out by all of this and decided to give him some time alone.
You might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
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