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Rae

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All's Fair In Love And War

Chapter 16: Dares From The Devils

Once we reached the large mansion, I opened the door and bowed for Bella.

"Milady," I smirked.

"Well, thank you, kind sir," She replied.

When she stepped through the door, she immediately stopped, and let out a sharp breathe.

"WHAT are they doing?" She whispered to me.

Just at that moment, Alice ran up to us.

"The first game is Truth or Dare." She squealed excitedly, before running away.

"Uh…my guess is, Carlisle and Esme are out hunting. We always have our own little family party when they go hunting alone. But I have a feeling Alice is up to no good," I replied.

"You think, Sherlock?" She snapped.

"Yes, I do. I think, therefore I am," I muttered. (I think that quote is form Rene Descartes? Correct me if I'm wrong)

"Oh, shut up! No reverse psychology!" She growled.

"Hey! You started it!" I yelled.

"Did not."

"Yes, you did."

"Not."

"Yes."

"SHUT UP!" We yelled in unison.

"Can they be anymore like an old couple?" Emmett sighed quietly.

"SHUT UP, EMMETT!" We both yelled and crossed our arms.

"What?! It's just a fact."

Bella let out a loud growl, and pounced.

"AHH! GET HER OFF!" Emmett screeched.

I watched as Bella brought him to the ground, punched his nose, and slapped him.

"Screw you, Emmett." She hissed.

"GET OFF OF HIM!" Rosalie roared.

With that, Bella jumped up, and began her slow approach toward Rosalie.

I quickly ran over, and stood in between a furious Rosalie and a seriously pissed off Bella.

"Calm down, you two! JASPER!" I yelled.

I noticed him send over his calming waves, because Rosalie and Bella instantly relaxed.

"Emmett…NEVER do that again. Remember earlier, in the parking lot? She said she would kill you. And she meant it." I scolded.

"Fine. It was just a joke," Emmet looked down, and dusted imaginary dirt off of his pants.

Rosalie just glared at Bella, while Bella pretended to be concentrating on her nails.

But Bella walked over to Emmett anyway, knelt down to eye level, and whispered; "I'm not like your Barbie over there. Sure, I hold grudges. But I KEEP them. Do NOT piss me off. "

And with that, she took her seat on the coach.

"Okay…let's start our game!" Alice clapped.

"UGH…" Emmett muttered.

"Emmett, you complain ONE MORE TIME, and I will not hesitate to have Bella bring out a can of whoop-" Alice threatened.

"Okay, okay!" Emmett cut her off.

He held his hands out in front of him, and sat down next to Jasper.

"Good. Now who wants to start first?" Alice questioned.

Silence.

"Okay, I'll go then. I'm asking Rosalie first." Alice stated.

I released a sharp breath, realizing I'd been holding it in.

"Oh, your time is coming, buddy," Alice thought.

Oh, great.

Just GREAT.

"Truth or Dare, Rose?" Alice turned to face her.

"DARE!" She shouted defiantly.

"I dare you to…to die your hair PURPLE!" Alice clapped.

"…Fine. When?" Rosalie pouted.

"Now! I already bought it." Alice laughed.

Once Rose was finished, it was her turn.

"Emmett?" She smirked.

"Yes, my purple Rose?" He answered.

Uh-Oh…

"Fine. If THAT's how you're going to be…" Rose thought.

Most unlike her thoughts, she simply sighed.

"Ignoring that comment. Truth or Dare?"

"Due you know me at ALL?" He boomed.

"Dare." We all agreed.

"I dare you…to French kiss Edward!" She cried out.

Holy-

"ROSE! I know you didn't like what Emmett said to you, but why ARE YOU TAKING IT OUT ON ME?! WHAT THE-!" I screamed, horrified.

"You can always back out…chicken." Rose grinned.

"Bella?" I begged.

"Yes, my soon-to-be bisexual friend?"

I can't believe she managed to say that with a straight face!

"Please, PLEASE kill Emmett, now!" I pleaded.

"I don't know…what if I break a nail?" She sighed.

"I'll buy you new ones!"

"Come on, sweetie. The clock is ticking!" Emmett laughed.

"Screw you, Emmett. Rosalie, you're dead to me." I glared.

"Yah, ya! Just get it over with!" Alice rambled.

"You're not the one who has to kiss him!" I muttered.

"Don't worry, Edward; Emmett's a great kisser!" Rosalie grinned.

Just as Emmett stepped toward me, Bella stepped between us.

"Okay, Emmett; I'm going to arm wrestle you. I win, you don't kiss Edward. You win, you get to kiss him fro seven minutes. Deal?" She asked.

"Deal." Emmett and Bella shook hands.

I shot Bella a horrified, yet pleading look, hoping she had enough strength to beat muscle man.

"Ready?" I asked.

They both nodded.

"GO!"

Emmett had a strained look on his face, and Bella didn't budge.

She smiled innocently, and in one fast movement, she won.

"How?!" Emmett bellowed.

She shrugged. "When I was stuck inside in Boise, I worked out." (I don't know if vampires can get stronger, but…ya.)

"Whatever. My turn." Emmett smiled.

"Jasper? Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to go flash the first living being you see."

"What?! Fine…" He grumbled.

He ran out as quick as a flash, and was back in mere seconds.

"Who did you flash?" Emmett looked eagerly.

"Man, you're sick. And it wasn't a who, but a what. You said to flash a LIVING BEING, not a human. So, I flashed a rabbit." Jasper answered.

Bella burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay. It's my turn."

"Bella. Truth or Dare?" Jasper asked.

"Truth."

"Have you ever loved someone?"

My breathing stopped.

"Yes. But two of them are still living."

Who, though?

"My turn, now." Bella grinned, then turned to Alice.

"Alice? Truth, or Dare?"

"DARE, duh!"

"Okay, then. I dare you to rip up three of your favorite skirts." She smiled.

"WHAT?!"

"Yup. Now do it."

"Fine." Alice grumbled.

He raced up the stairs, and we heard ripping, and Alice's small, tearless cries.

"Done, My turn." She pouted,

"Edward." She smiled.

Oh, no.

"Truth or Dare?"

…

Why not?

"Dare."

It can't be THAT bad…

RIGHT?

"Kiss Bella."

WRONG.

Not that I don't want to kiss her…but…COME ON!

I sighed.

"You planned this ENTIRE thing, Alice, didn't you?"

"Oh no, my sweet brother, why ever would I do such a thing?" She smiled innocently.

"Which translates into 'Oh yes, Edward, I'm completely at fault here and I really want you to believe my lies', right?" Bella asked.

"FINE. Maybe I DID plan this. What matters is I dared you to kiss Bella, so now you do it. Right NOW." Alice glared daggers.

"Whatever." Bella and I shouted.

"Just get it over with, you old freakin' married couple!" Emmett bellowed.

"EMMETT!" Bella screamed, jumping up.

"What?! You guys ARE old, you're 100 something freakin' years OLD! And, you SHOULD be a couple, it is SO obvious!" Emmett defended.

"SHUT UP!" Alice screamed.

"Did I hear glass breaking?" Bella cocked her head to the side.

"I think I heard it to." I agreed.

"Kiss, already." Jasper piped up.

"Oh, Jasper! Not you, too!" I whined.

"Jasper? Why?!" Bella mumbled.

"I'm getting pissy vibes from Alice, impatient vibes from Emmett, annoyed vibes from Rose, and adoring vibes from you to. Please, get it over with! I'm sick of all these emotions!" Jasper complained.

"Wow. I think that is the longest sentence I've ever heard him say." Bella said, shocked.

"Pfft. Please. You've known him for, what, 2 days? I've known him fro years! That IS the longest sentence he has ever said." Emmett answered.

"Back on track. You two, KISS. NOW." Alice yelled.

Just then, Emmett pushed me into Bella, and Alice pushed Bella into me.

And we kissed.

And kissed.

And kissed.

And STILL kissed.

An electric shock ran through me, and I'm sure she felt it, too.

Once we parted, she growled.

"Don't EVER do that to me again, any of you. My threat still stands. I WILL and I CAN still kill you. Got it?" Bella panted.

"Mm-hm. You liked it. Admit it." Alice giggled.

"Edward and Bella, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first-" Emmett song was cut off, by Bella tackling him.

AGAIN.

"I AM GOING TO FREAKING KILL YOU!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Bad dog! DOWN! OFF! Edward, whistle! Call her off! SICK HER, boys! Get the DOGS! Call the mob! Do SOMETHING!" Emmett bellowed.

And at THAT precise moment, everyone besides Bella and Emmett were rolling on the floor, laughing.

CRYING, if they could.

"HA HA!!!" Alice giggled, holding her sides.

After that, we heard a loud SNAP!, and long behold-

The couch was broken.

Snapped in HALF.

"OUCH!" Emmett yelled.

Bella was now holding one half of the couch, and beating Emmett with it over the head.

"Okay…" I stated.

"This is FAR from okay." Alice panted.

"Yup. Should we stop her?" I asked.

"No."

"Sounds good."

"Ya, let's keep watching."

"Okay!"

"EMMETT!" Rose screamed, running over to the two.

"She just HAD to ruin our fun, didn't she?" I sighed.

"Yup."

Once we broke the two apart, Alice and I settled on our continuous game of chess.

"Who do you think is going to win?" Bella asked.

"Nobody. They've been trying to finish this game since 1918." Emmett whispered.

I think the ending is a little whimpy.

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