A man in a black kimono ran into Soi Fon's room. "Soi Fon taicho! You're needed to stop a hollow invasion!"
"What hollow is so powerful that you need my direct assistance?" Soi Fon questioned.
The man immediately interrupted, "Taicho, this hollow flash steps around, striking its opponents with lightning. We believe it to be a form of an arrancar."
"Very well… I'll take care of your bug." Soi Fon walked away.
"Wait! In order to reach this hollow, you need to open a portal into his dimension. Please allow me to accompany you", the man insisted.
"Just don't get in my way." Soi Fon and the man approached a large gate. The man pulled out a strange rectangular prism and put a small yellow box on the back. He flicked a switch on the side. "Ding" The box screen showed the words "game boy" with a small subtitle "color". The machine proceeded onto a new screen.
"What is that object?" Soi Fon questioned. "Our men confiscated it off of a hollow a while back. Kurotsuchi taicho sent us to test it out."
He threw the item into the doorway and there was a large explosion of blue. The entire inside of the door changed colors, and blurred.
"The hollow awaits in that realm taicho."
The man left and Soi Fon entered the portal. In front of Soi Fon was nothing. She was sitting in a completely empty void. Suddenly, text appeared. "Loading… dot… dot… dot" the words disappeared and reappeared in the same pattern. She appeared in the air above a small town. Everything was blurry. It seemed as if everything was made of giant molecules. She landed in the city and began to observe the buildings. One had the word "poke" and another had "mart". A small yellow mouse animal with pointy ears approached. Soi Fon pulled out her zanpakto and held it to the creature. "Sting my enemies to death, Suzemubachi", her zanpakto transformed into a stinger which lay on her finger. She charged at the rodent.
"Pikachuuuuu!" the mouse shouted and bolts of thunder crashed down on top of Soi Fon. She jumped high into the air, evading the lightning attack. A small bolt of lightning managed to get attracted to Soi Fon's stinger. She threw her stinger to the ground. Pikachu ran over and smashed the stinger with his iron tail, shattering it. Soi Fon landed again. Pikachu charged up electricity around itself and tackled Soi Fon, knocking her over. The electricity caused her muscles to lock, leaving her motionless on the ground. Pikachu climbed on top of her and began removing her kimono. Soi Fon grunted in fear as her kimono was dragged away. Pikachu continued pulling at her until she was completely naked. Soi Fon began to get some muscle control in her jaw.
"Rodent Bitch", she muttered. Pikachu jolted her again with electricity and she locked up again. She threw up from the shock and began to choke on it. Pikachu pushed her head to the side so that the vomit spewed onto the ground. He stood on top of her and began caressing her chest with his tail. He got down to her groin. Uh Oh!... Pikachu's tail was eight pixels wide and her vagina was only seven. Pikachu put it into her mouth instead and put his ear into her vagina.
*Bing Bing* a short man dressed in red was rapidly jumping toward the couple.
"Itsa mea… MARIO!!" fire breathed from the demons mouth and he jumped high into the air. Pikachu quick attacked to evade the attack but Mario landed atop of Soi Fon, crushing her chest in. Blood squirted from Soi Fons mouth as she lay motionless on the ground choking. Everything went black and the words "game over" appeared in the air along with "fatality". In the pitch darkness, only a few thunderbolts could be seen flying through the air.