"Congrats on that, man. I'd have though you were the sort of man who hooked up with the first slutty female trainer that show up." says May with a half-teasing smile.
"That's not my style." says Ash.
"And I think it's good that you can stick to one chick only." says May. "It's just a surprise."
"In what way, if I can ask? I'm not some playboy or perv." says Ash.
"What about that bimbo I saw you talking to in Beachwood City then, Ash Ketchum? She looked almost like 'street-walker' ya know." says May.
"Her name's Emily and she's not a hooker, she's a member of the Kalos Elite Four." says Ash.
"Opppsss!" says May. "If I had known that, I'd talked about her with respect. It's just that her clothes made her look like a..."
"Sure, she wear slutty clothes, but it's her own choice." says Ash. "I respect her. She's a powerful trainer and a honorable woman."
"I understand. Don't tell her that I thought she was a...you know..." says May.
"No fear, May Maple. Your secret is safe with me." says Ash.
"Thanks, dude." says May.
"Sir, not dude. Show some respect, Miss Maple." says Ash.
"Sorry." says May.
"Anyways, let's go get coffee." says Ash. "We've got a lot to talk about."
"Nice. I know a nice lil' coffee shop. It's only five minutes down the road from the Pokémon Centre." says May.
"Okay." says Ash.
5 minutes later in the coffee shop.
Ash and May drink their coffee by a table in a corner.
"Ash, have you caught any new awesome mon around here?" says May.
"I managed to catch a Rayquaza, but I won't get to keep it. It's for Lance." says Ash.
"Oh, too bad..." says May.
"Yeah...sort of. I don't wanna make him my enemy though so I'll do what he told me to." says Ash.
"Smart, I guess. Breaking orders from Lance is kinda bad." says May.
"I know." says Ash. "He's good man though and one of the strongest trainers ever."
"Yeah, that's true." says May. "So, where's Misty?"
"Cerulean City in Kanto." says Ash.
"You're leavin' your hot babe alone all the way back in Kanto?" says May.
"No. It was her own choice to go home. I'd never just leave her. She's my soul mate." says Ash.
"Sorry. I'm not a relationship type of girl. I prefer one-night stands and such." says May.
"Oh my! Those contests have made ya confident, May Maple my friend." says Ash with half-sarcasm.
"I've grown up. Not a kid anymore, Ash." says May with a smile.
"Yes, obviously not. So, tell me, how's your brother doing?" says Ash.
"He's off on his own Poké-journey. I guess he's made it to Johto by now." says May.
"I hope to works out for him. What mon did he start with?" says Ash.
"Mudkip." says May.
"Interesting choice, indeed. I did not expect that." says Ash.
"I did." says May.
"Okay." says Ash.
"Yeah." says May. "If you have time tomorrow I want a battle to see how much more skilled we've both become."
"That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure I can find a free moment for such a thing." says Ash.
"Cool." says May.
The next day.
"Our first battle since Alola. This will be so much fun." says May.
"Just so you know it, I won't hold back." says Ash.
"I never thought you would, Ash. I'm ready." says May.
"Alright. Here we go. Charizard, c'mon." says Ash, caling out his Charizard.
"Interesting. Go, Glaceon!" says May, sending out her Glaceon.
"Charizard, use Flamethrower, now." says Ash.
"No. Glaceon, defend with Icy Wind." says May.
The Flamethrower burn right through the Icy Wind, doing a lot of damage to Glaceon.
"Seems as though your Glaceon still is weaker than my Charizard, Miss Maple." says Ash with a teasing smile.
"I'll show ya what I've learned, Ash my friend. Glaceon, return!" says May "Go, Blastoise!"
Ash is surprised, last time he saw that Pokémon it was still a Wartortle.
"So it's evolved...? Good job, girl." says Ash.
"Blastoise, Hydro Pump." says May.
"Charizard, counter it with your Fire Spin." says Ash.
Charizard manage to overpower Blastoise, knocking down its Hydro Pump attack.
"No..." says May.
"Oh, yeah." says Ash.