A/N - Thank you to the few people that voted. :D
On to the next chapter!! Btw, I'm like, sleepy as I write this, so if there's grammatical errors, please tell me!
About five very AWKWARD seconds passed by before Angela was the first to speak up. "Like, you're such a perv!! If you want to see me like, in my undies or something, just go to my MySpace." It takes a couple seconds for this to register in my head, but I scream "Wait, hold up! You think that I'm a lesbian?!" Angela scoffed and said "Well, no duh. Why would you be jumping through windows into Shane's room if you're not?" I am getting really pissed right now. "I'm as straight as a line segment!" I yell. Shane finally decides to speak and says "Wait, what's a line segment?" Oh my God. This kid is stupid. "Don't you pay attention in Geometry?" I ask him. "No, of course not. When do I?" he replied. I ignored this question and reverted my attention back to Angela. "I am not a fucking lesbian so you better get over yourself! And BTW, you have disgusting cellulite" I told her. I'm serious. You'd think that somebody as skinny as her wouldn't have that stuff.
"You did not just tell me that I have cellulite!" she shrieked at me. I guess her weakness is cellulite? She gets up from the bed and walks over to me. I'm so happy that her bra and panties are on right now and that she's not in her birthday suit. You can guess what happened next. She fucking slapped me! What's with all the slaps this week? They're seriously getting old. Before I can go on about her cellulite, Shane yells "Angela, get the fuck out. Right. Now." Uh, why is Shane kicking Angela out? Shouldn't he be kicking me out? This is totally twisted, which I am not, thank you very much! Like I said, I'm straight. "Shaney-boo, we're not finished yet honey" Angela tried to seductively say. She's just getting me sick. I think I'm going to puke out the liquids instead of peeing them out. Wait, I don't have to pee anymore! What's up with my bladder? I guess stress does this to you?
Shane untangles himself from the sheets, grabs some clothes by the bed, and throws them in Angela's face. She looks so mortified right now, and I'm just watching the show take place. Seriously, where's the popcorn when you need it? Whoa, he's only in boxers. BOXERS. I'm too overwhelmed to drool at his six-pack. My poor innocent eyes!! Shane opens the door and shoves Angela out. She's begging him to let her in, but instead he just locks the door and yells at her to leave him alone. "Oh, and by the way Angela? We are through. I'm dumping you. Buh-bye!" he says through the closed door. I can hear her crying while she's probably putting her clothes back on. Okay, more like bawling her eyes out until her body runs out of moisture. I hear some heavy footsteps go down the hallway. I guess she left..
Shane turns back to me. Oh great, here comes the evaluation. Not knowing what to say, I just blurt out "I knew I should've jumped down!! I mean, it's only 15 feet, and the grass didn't look hard, and -" Shane cut me off by asking me "Wait, what happened?" I choose the rough version of what happened that night. "Okay, I drank a lot of juice and Cassie told me to get beer in the garage using that kitchen door, but I knew it was probably some prank, and I dodged the blue paint, then I really needed to pee, then I went upstairs and opened a door to see my sister making out with some dude in a closet then she locks me in the closet and I get out through the window, but I was afraid to jump the 15 feet to the ground since I knew I was going to injure myself, so I slid to the closest window by using those little railing thingies and jumped in" I said all in one breath.
Wow, explaining all that can really exhaust you! He's staring at me while processing this. That stare is seriously creeping me out. "You caught your sister in a closet while in a make-out session?! Dude, AWESOME!" he exclaims. That is so not awesome, and I say "Did I mention she's in sixth grade?" He stops smiling and says "Okay, now that's just sad." I've got to admit it, he's right. It gets awkward again and I break the silence by saying "Well, I need to get out now since it's.." I look around for a clock and see that it's only 8:15. "Only about eight?" He answers for me. He then asks "When's your curfew?" And I answer "Midnight." Why didn't I just say nine instead?
"Looks like you've still got quite some time here" he told me. Yeah, Captain Obvious. I finally ask him a question that'd been bugging me. "Uh, can you please put some clothes on or something? I don't want to see you like that.." He could tell that I was uncomfortable. Being the jackass he is, he says "Nope. Being like this is comfy. But being totally naked is even better.." He reaches to his boxers and looks like he's about to pull them off when I run to the door and unlock it. I hear him say something but I don't hear exactly what he said as I run out the door and slam it shut behind me.
What. The. Fuck. What was he doing?! I run to the next door and open it to see a bathroom. Exiting the bathroom made me feel so much better. My bladder was finally empty. I finally noticed Nate standing there. Wait, how long was he there for? When he sees that I notice him, he says "I just saw Angela getting kicked out of Shane's room. She was crying and shrieking.. What happened?" I so did not feel like explaining myself again, so I just shrugged and say "Eh, beats me." Nate frowns at this and asks "Didn't you just leave his room, too?" Oh shit, he was asking way too many questions. Seeing that I couldn't answer, he continued "I'm pretty sure it had something to do with you, Jenny. Your cheeks were pretty red when you left his room. What. Did. Shane. Do?" He was talking slowly like I was some idiot. I admitted the truth and said "The dude tried to flash me, okay? I've never seen any guy naked and I don't intend to! God, he's so irritating!!" I was yelling at this point.
I continued on and screamed "Nicole was supposed to be here, too, but she's fucking sick! And I just saw my LITTLE sister making out with some guy in a closet. Then the bitch had the audacity to lock me in there! I climbed out the window and used that railing to get to the nearest window, which was open. And it happened to be Shane's. Once Angela slapped me because I insulted her about her cellulite, he kicked her out and then got totally perverted! I didn't know what to do except leave that place!" Repeating all this reminded me just how much I was supposed to be pissed. Instead of asking more questions, Nate said to me "Let's just go to my room and play Twister with Jason." Wait, did he just say Twister and Jason? I was shocked but manage to utter the question "Wait, Jason's not sleeping with a girl tonight?" Nate starts cracking up at this but finally answers "The rumors aren't true. Jason doesn't sleep with girls at parties, it's just Shane." I then shriek "So you and Jason are virgins?!" Nate shushes me and whispers "Jason's not a virgin, but I am, okay? But don't tell anybody that. Please. The me not being a virgin.. Guys have egos, you know?"
Saying that I was shocked would be an understatement. I collect myself together and happily exclaim "Let's play Twister!!" Nate smiles and drags me down the hallway to another set of stairs. We climb up and I see a narrow hallway with two doors. I'm guessing one of the doors is a bathroom and the other is Nate's room. As I enter his room, I see Jason setting up the game. After noticing me just standing there, he asks Nate "Hey, who's this?" Wow, that was definitely polite. Sense the sarcasm? Nate just says "Say hi to Jenny." I mutter a "hello" to Jason while he nods in my direction. "So, Jenny, enjoying the party?" Jason asks me. I reply "Nope. Tonight's been not so great." Nate continues for me and says "Not so great as in she's about to kill her little sister and Shane just tried to flash her." Jason looks at me and says "I don't want to know." We all laugh as I twirl the spinner and we start the game. If you guys are thinking to yourself Where's the sexy typical Twister scene? Why isn't her head in-between his legs? it's because we were having too much fun to notice. For once, Twister wasn't awkward and I was laughing. For the first time in awhile, I was happy without family or Nicole. I simply was happy, and it felt nice.
I was surprised to see how funny and down-to-earth Jason was. He wasn't an arrogant jock like I heard, and I'm pretty sure that he's not a walking STD anymore. After playing the game for an hour, we decide to watch a movie, and I got to pick. I chose my most favorite movie of all time, which was Finding Nemo. That movie always lifts up my moods. (A/N - FINDING NEMO IS FUCKING AWESOME!!) Once the movie was over, I looked at the clock and saw that it was eleven. I say to the guys "Thanks for hanging out with me and making this 'party' partially enjoyable. I've got to get home." Jason looks bewildered as he asks me "Wait, when's your curfew?" I tell him that it was midnight. Then I added "I walked here, and I live two miles away, so I'm going to need some time to walk home." Nate stands up and says "You shouldn't be walking home alone this late at night. I'll walk with you!" Aww, he's being so sweet.
I smile, but say to him "You don't have to. Green Oak's one of the safest places in NJ, and I might be with that bitch of a sister that I have. 'Night guys!" Jason gets up and gives me a hug, while Nate gives me a high five. I'm guessing he doesn't like hugs.. I wave once more and make my way downstairs. I see that everybody's too drunk to really notice me. That's good, I don't want to experience drama with Angela and her crew of Shane groupies. I walk around trying to look for my sister and finally found her in the backyard, holding a beer bottle. I grab it from her and dump it out to see that it was only water. She says to me "I'm not that dumb, Jenny. I dumped out the beer and filled it with water, and the other guys totally fell for it." Wow, that's pretty smart. At least she didn't drink alcohol. Then she asks me "Wait, how'd you get out the closet?!" I finally remember again why I'm mad at her and flick the side of her head as I say "I have my ways, bitch. Let's go home now." She didn't complain as I dragged her from the back yard to the front yard.
We start on our long trip home. I wanted to walk slow to just enjoy the night. She walked behind me while I walked in front, both of us having a bunch of space between us. I didn't want to ask her to explain. I didn't want to know anything. As people say, Ignorance is bliss. I don't think I wanted to know about her disgusting personal life anymore. When we both made it close to our house, she told me that it was ten 'til midnight. "Wait, how do I get inside without getting in trouble?" she asks me. My window has those little wooden things for the roses and other plants to grow through, with the vines under it, leading to the ground. I told her to climb up those things when I signal for her to do it.
I enter the house and tell Mom that I'm home. She was sitting in the living room watching some Korean dramas. She turns off the TV and asks me how the party was. I told her it was fun and that I watched a movie. Hey, that's not lying. She nods and climbs upstairs to go to sleep. When I finally reach my room, I open up my window and whisper "Psst, Gina. Climb up now." After two minutes, Gina climbs through my window and says "I owe you, okay? I'm sorry for the whole closet thing, and that I sneaked out, and -" I tell her to be quiet. "I don't want to know about your whole personal life. Just remember one thing, though. I'm the good kid in this family, and I could hold this against you for anything." She looked scared as she nodded and tip-toed to her room. I muster up all my strength to brush my teeth and change into some pajamas. I fall against my bed and doze off soon afterwards. My dreams were about Nate and Jason. I don't want to think about Shane anymore.
A/N - Okay, so I did a bit of both, and I spent over an hour on this. Well, 40 minutes since I had to eat and crap. Ugh, I'm getting tired. Please review! Thanks for reading. :D
BTW, anonymous reviews are accepted now. I didn't know that my stories didn't allow that, so I changed the settings.
And tell me what you want to happen at school next week. I'm easily influenced.
