((And a double shot for today. I love loopholes...
*points to self* Doesn't own TF! ))
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Well Shagged
Optimus knelt down so that he could get a better look at the dog trying to wriggle out of Spike's arms.
"He is a fine specimen," the Autobot leader remarked.
"He looked pretty bad before we cleaned him up," Spike replied, scratching the Dalmatian between the ears. "If he wasn't so skinny, you'd never guess he was a stray."
The Dalmatian managed to slither free and made his way over to Optimus, sniffing the huge mech's foot.
Optimus smiled down at the animal. "It seems that he has taken a liking to me..."
An awkward silence fell as the white and black-spotted dog began to get "aquainted" with Prime's ankle.
"Too much of a liking," Spike laughed nervously.
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((Meh. Sometimes when you can't write any more to a story you'll know that there isn't any more to be said... Anyway I know this part might not be what you guys expected, but I don't like to (and can't...) write slash or lemons.))