Okay so I got four reviews saying that I absolutely NEED a chapter two so I'm doing a chapter two! You should be thanking silly60, santoro613, Breanna19 and an unknown guest because Daddy Bats is making an appearance! So without further ado I give you CHAPTER TWOOOOOO!

The team stared at Robin as he hugged and whispered to some random kid who had snuck undetected into Mt. Justice. Of course being his oldest friends, Wally and Roy already knew Tim but Aqualad had never met him before and was just as baffled as Artemis, Conner, Raquel (Rocket) and Zatanna. Artemis was the first to speak "Who the heck is that?"

Zatanna went next "How did Superboy not hear him?"

Raquel just said "That kid is cuter then puppy held by a baby!"

Kaldur stayed silent assessing the situation and failing to make sense of what was going on however when Conner asked "Is that Robin's clone?" the whole team including Robin and Tim diverted their attention from Tim and stared at him. Tim broke out into giggles that sounded suspiciously similar to Robin's freaky cackles.

Raquel rolled her eyes "I guess it's a family thing, they older they get the creepier the laugh."

Zatanna snorted "If that's true I sure as hell don't want to hear Batman laugh!"

This got Wally and Roy laughing because they had heard Bruce Wayne laughing whilst Superboy was still confused as to why everyone was staring at him and laughing "What's so funny?" he looked at Megan hoping she would explain but being not of Earth she didn't quite get the situation either, she shrugged uselessly.

Robin decided to explain "Conner, first of all, believe it or not I think Superman is the only one in the JL who has a clone, secondly no Tim's not a clone, he's my baby brother!"

"Baby!" Tim yelled indignantly "I could probably kick your ass!"

"Oh yeah, I'd like to see you try squirt!"

"Per-lease I'm almost as tall as you, you-you idiot!"

"Oh I'm so hurt Bat-boy!"

"Dick!" Tim yelled mischievously

"Okay! Now you've crossed the line! You little-"

Wally stepped between them "Whoa hold up guys, calm down, breath, break it up, violence isn't the answer-"

The two brothers shouted in union "Shut up Wally!" and then bro-fisted, Roy smirked as Wally slunk away.

Kaldur ignored all the messing about and got straight to the point "So you both live with Batman? Does that mean he's you father?"

Tim opened his mouth to speak but a voice from the shadows interrupted "I'm afraid that information is classified." Said a looming batman. (DADDY BATS IN DA HOUSE!)

Tim froze and laughed nervously "Oh Br-Batman, what are you doing here?"

"Looking for you, you disappeared and in this line of work and even outside of work you could have been kidnapped. The question isn't what I'm doing here, it's what are you doing here?"

"Oh um... I had a um... nightmare." Mumbled Tim, his face flushing red at being chastised and forced to admit the childish reason for breaking Batman's rule.

Immediately his face softened even with his cowl on you could tell "You want to talk about it?" Tim nodded "Ok lets go home and we can have some ice cream, I think we have chocolate your favourite." He ignored the weird looks he was getting from most of the team, picked him up and carried out of the Zeta beam, RECOGNISED BATMAN- B01.

The team stared after Batman until Artemis asked still reeling from what she had seen "Did batman just pick up that kid?"

"And carried him out the Zeta." Robin added unhelpfully

Connor questioned "Did batman just offer that kid ice cream?"

Robin nodded "Chocolate ice cream."

Wally smirk "That tends to happen whenever he turns into Daddy Bats. Oh my god Roy, do you remember last Time Robin was in an explosion, Bats literally picked him up and-"

"You said you would never speak of that you traitor! That's not aster, not aster at all." Robin cried in outrage

M'gann cut in "Robin we are all very confused can you explain what just happened?"

Robin blinked "Wasn't it obvious?"

"NO!" They all cried back in unison.

"Oh well Batman just offered Tim chocolate ice cream and walked away." Robin said with a straight face.

Raquel face palmed "I think she means explain who that kid was."

Again with a straight face he said "As I said before he's my baby brother, any more information is Bat-classified."

"Why did I not see that coming," the girl slapped herself lightly on the head "hello Megan how could I forget the Batman paranoia Wally's been informing me of."

"The what Wally's been informing you of!"

Zatanna sighed "Calm down Boy Wonder, you can't deny it doesn't exist." Robin tried to protest but then decided against it "But anyway, we're your team you can trust us!"

"I trust you all with my life but until Batman, de-classifies it my hands are tied. Sorry."

"Tell us!"

"No can do Zee."

Using her magic she said "si dik eht ohw su llet!" (Tell us who the kid is)

Robin laughed "Per-lease my mentor has serious Paranoia do you not think he trained me to counteract magic and mind control?!"

The team sighed in defeat. "Fine let's just watch the freaking movie," Exclaimed Artemis exasperated at his secrets "I mean it's not like I told you about my family or Megan showed you her true form or Connor told you Lex Luthor was his human DNA or Kaldur told you he had a girlfriend who dumped him for his friend, but whatever keep your secrets."

Robin exclaimed looking angrier then they had seen him in ages "Artemis that's not fair!"

"No, what's not fair is that you're the only one who gets a private life but never gets questioned for it because your mentor is the freaking Batman!"

"Oh so you think I like keeping secrets from the only friends I have who I actually like!?"

"Oh like your life is so hard! My dad is freaking Sportsmaster and my sister is Cheshire; Conner's a clone and-"

"Artemis you are just like everyone else! You think because of who I am my life has been easy, you think I just waltz into a place and everyone just does what I say because I'm Robin or because I'm R-"

"Oh I'm sorry what was that? Your who?" Artemis said sarcastically

"You want to know, it really bothers you that much!"

"Yes it does!"

"Well guess what Artemis I'm Richard freaking Grayson and I was going to tell you because I took that fucking picture and I told you we'd laugh about it later!" Then he clamped his hand over his mouth and instinctively scanned the room to make sure Batman wasn't there.

Artemis' face fell "Your who!" she had not expected that.

"You're who?" asked Conner, Megan and Kaldur not knowing the importance of that name.

Artemis yelled "But I go to school with you! You mean you knew who I was all this time and you didn't even consider telling me that Dick Grayson was Robin!"

Rocket and Zatanna exchanged glances before Zatanna asked "Was 'Tim' Timothy Drake?" Robin nodded "Oh God! Does that mean Bruce Wayne is the Batman?"

Robin looked horrified "Bruce is going to kill me! He's going to ban me from patrol or ban me from the mountain or maybe ban me from missions! This is disastrous heavy on the dis!"