Whoa. I wasn't gonna upload this chapter for a while, but I have had so much interest I decided I had to. Glad everyone's excited by this! Enjoy!

"I'm a little…busy…right now!" Mitchell said when they approached him, struggling with a massive Jaffa.

"Cameron, please?" Vala pouted and implored the leader of SG-1.

"That face ain't gonna work on –aah!" Teal'c cut Mitchell off by slamming him to the ground and knocking the wind out of him.

"You allowed external stimuli to interfere with your concentration. In a real combat situation…"

"Yeah, I gotcha. Help me up, T."

"Indeed." Teal'c offered his hand and pulled Mitchell to his feet.

"Alright, what do you want, Vala?"

"I want you to ask Dr. Lam out." Vala said simply.

"Vala!" Sam exclaimed.

"Trust me, Samantha. Cameron?"

"What?"

"Ask Lam out."

"Uh…why?"

"Well, don't you like her?"

"Vala, what are you trying to pull?"

"I'm trying to solve a mystery."

"A mystery? What does it have to do with Dr. Lam?"

"It has more to do with her feelings. Towards a certain…Lieutenant Carver."

"Vala, what in the blue blazes are you talkin' about?"

Vala sighed and explained. Mitchell rolled his eyes.

"That makes no sense whatsoever."

"Actually, Vala, Mitchell's right. Just let it go." Carter said despondently. "It was just an offhand comment."

"Sam! What happened to 'please, oh please help me, Vala!'?"

"I…"

"Come on. Besides, Cameron was already going to ask Lam out. He told me this morning."

"I did not!"

"Liar."

"Thief."

"At least I was honest about that."

"Vala!"

"Fine, Cameron. If you don't want to help your friends, then I'll…just…" Vala let her voice trail off sadly and started pouting again.

"Stop it! What are you, three years old? Fine, I'll do it. But only because I was already planning to."

"Thank you thank you thank you!" Vala almost screamed and gave Mitchell a thankful hug.

"Vala!" Was all Carter could say.

"You can thank me later!" Vala sang as she followed Mitchell back towards the infirmary.

"Vala, what are you doing?" Cameron stopped to ask.

"Following you."

"No. Let me do this my way."

"I just want to make sure you do it."

"Fine! Just don't…say anything."

"I'll be completely silent."

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"Colonel Mitchell. What can I do for you?"

"Oh, I'm just…going for a…walk."

"To the infirmary?"

"Yeah, I…uh…" Cameron's voice trailed off as he noticed Vala standing just outside the infirmary motioning for him.

"Ask…her…out." Vala mouthed.

"I'm…trying!" Cameron hissed back.

"Is everything…alright?" Lam asked as she looked over her shoulder at Vala.

"Everything's fine, I just, I mean, Vala, umm…do you have dinner plans?"

"I…beg your pardon?" Lam asked, trying to sort out his incoherence. "Are you asking me out?"

"Well, it's just that I had these reservations and my date cancelled…you're not…seeing anyone, are you?"

"No…"

"What about…Carver?"

"Who?"

"Lieutenant Carver…word around the base is you…"

"No. I don't know 'Carver'. I'd love to. Have dinner with you."

"Really? I mean, that's great. Um…I have to go make reservations."

"I thought you already had."

"No. I mean, yes. I mean, I have to confirm them."

"Oh…I see…"

"I'll talk to you later!" Cameron ran out of the infirmary, ecstatic.

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