I started to secretly see Metro-Woman. She was... well, very irresitible. She was like an angel that came to Earth. One day, Metro-Woman visited my office, as her alias of course. She wouls invite me to her place. I accepted and started to look forward to the date. Finally, it turned 8:00, and I would go home. I opened the door to my apartment. Again, I felt that same feeling as when I was at Metro-Woman's party. Like I was being watched. I put on my best clothes. I went to a nearby flower shop to get Metro-Woman flowers. I paid the balance, and then I would go on my way. All of a sudden, it started to rain. It also started to thunder. I pulled out my umbrella to shield me from the rain. I had to walk a good distance to get to her house. I had to go through the quiet parts of town. Where all I could hear where the clacking of my shoes ,the falling of the rain, and thunder. I was walking, when I swore I heard another pair of footsteps. I didn't think much of it, since anyone could come through here. They suddenly stopped though, which caused me to startle. That was a little odd... I turned around to see if anyone was there. There was no one there. I did see a pair of head lights. The car was going my way. I thought they were going somewhere that was close to where I was going. The car started to accelerate. I walked at the same pace. The car approached me and satrted to slow down. I expected to see someone asking for directions. That is not what I saw. A large hand pulled me into the car. I dropped the flowers. I was in the back seat. "I'll tie him up." I heard an unfaced voice say. I knew who it was. It was Megamind. This time though, things were different. You see, she had devloped an attraction to me. She unbuttoned my shirt. "More comfortable?" she said. My hands and feet were bound. A brown burlap sack was thrown over my head. Again, it muffled my speech and I couldn't see. "We are off to my lair." I was on the floor of the car. They were going fast, so I would jump up a lot. Finally, the car came to a sudden stop. Someone threw me over their shoulder. I tried to squrim and struggle. Eventually, I was put down in the same chair and the asck was taken off my head. Megamind started to hum and tie a handkerchief over my mouth. "You're back home." I rolled my eyes. "No no, Mr. Roxy, today is different. Not only do I have the most handsome man in the city tied to a chair, I soon will have the people of the city at my mercy." I rolled my eyes again. "Mmmm, mmm." I tried to say. "Your'e not gonna get away with this." "Oh, and finally, I have found a way to shut you up." Well, that's one clever thing she's done. "So, you're probably wondering, How are you going to beat Metro-Woman? Well, I won't. I will make her fall to her knees as well. What am I going to do. I have you, honey, I will threaten her with your life and she will bow down to me." Wow, an actual clever idea. Megamind broadcasted her face to the city. "People of Metrocity, you are my new slaves. If you think that your precious Metro-Woman will save you, you are false." "Oh yeah?" I heard a voice say. It was the voice of Metro-Woman. "Haha, Metro-Woman, you have fallen for my trick." "What is it then Megamind?" "How about you kneel to me or else I'll kill your boyfriend." She put a ray gun to my head. Metro-Woman sighed and kneeled. "Haha, This city is-" She was knocked out by Metro-Woman. "Ryan." she said. She untied me. "We have a date." "Yes we do." "Well, let's go then." She picked me up and we flied to her house. She put me down on her couch. "Your, body looks good." she said. I noticed that my shirt was off the whole time. "Thanks. I had flowers for you. But-" She came with flowers. "You mean these?" They were the flowers I had dropped when I was kidnapped. "Uhh. Yeah."