Chapter nine: Sexy smirks and smart-ass remarks

(JPOV)

The car ride home was silent. Me sitting in an angry silence, annoyed at Bella for pouncing on me. Who knew she could fight like she's a pro? Because of her my shirt and pants were ripped, every inch of me covered in dirt besides for my face because I wiped it off and leaves and other forest foliage stuck in my hair. I put my hand in my pocket and wasn't surprised to pull out a few leaves. I huffed in frustration while Bella continued to drive. Her shoulders were shaking and if I wasn't an empath I would still be able to notice that she was trying to hold in her laughter.

"There is nothing funny with you attacking me!" I told her. She stopped laughing and turned her head to smirk at me. God she's sexy when she looks at me like that. I quickly snapped out of my thoughts of Bella and her sexy smirk to remember that I was angry with her.

"I actually found it extremely highlarious. Jasper the vampire who fought thousands of vampires and even has scars to prove it was beaten, by little 'Ol me." She said, pointing to herself when she said me.

I groaned. This woman will be the death of me. "No I won't." She answered my thought confident in her answer.

"Yeah we'll see when some crazy perverted vampire wants you for himself and tries to kill you because you decline his lovely offer and then you have little 'Ol Jasper there to save your sorry ass."

"But that doesn't mean I'll be the death of you, you didn't say that you would die from it." Smart-ass. I thought to which she started laughing.

We arrived back at the house and I groaned, again. Everyone's emotions were basically confusion, probably why Bella and I had gone for a 'drive'. We stepped out of the car me not bothering to open Bella's door, why? Because at that moment I had forgotten how to be a gentleman and I wanted Bella to know that I was still angry with her. Harsh and stupid? yes, effective? yes yes because when I looked at her she was frowning. Success! I thought and of course she heard which made her frown even more.

I smirked at her and opened the door, walking past the lounge room hoping to be able to go up to my room for a shower but unfortunately Emmett noticed the state I was in and stopped me, this time it was Bella's turn to smirk.

"Hey little bro, what happened to you?" Emmett asked with a goofy grin.

I looked at Bella who was urging me on to tell them the story, but I opted for something simple and to the point, "I fell."

Emmett looked stunned for a second but then started laughing hysterically. Everyone else decided to join in including Edward and Tanya who I didn't notice until I heard them laughing. I let out a sigh and made my way up to my room.

I hope your happy Bella; you've made me the laughing stock of my family, thanks. I thought to her.

I took a chance and looked back at her and she looked upset, felt guilty and opened her mouth to say something but I rushed upstairs to have my shower. All through the shower I couldn't help but feel like a complete dick. This night was wonderful and yet I'm dwelling on something that was stupid and all for fun. I knew I had to apologise to Bella. I finished scrubbing all the dirt off of my body as quick as I could. Once out I wrapped a towel around my waist and walked into my bedroom only to be greeted by her beautiful face.

(BPOV)

I hope your happy Bella, you've made me the laughing stock of my family, thanks. He thought to me. I felt so bad, so guilty. I made this gorgeous man feel like shit, I can't believe I'd stoop that low.

I excused myself from the lounge room and made my way up the stairs into his room. I should of been excited at the chance that I might see his gorgeous body in only a towel again but I couldn't be excited about that until I apologised to him, told him that I didn't mean to make him feel like this.

I'm such an idiot. I thought to myself. How stupid can I get, seriously? It was only a joke but I guess I took the joke way to far because now he's upset with me. I sat on his bed waiting for him to finish with his shower. I blocked his thoughts so I didn't invade his personal thoughts; those thoughts were his not mine so I have no right to listen to him. I picked up the same book that I had been reading earlier today and snuggled into his bed. Once again I was so engrossed in the book that I didn't realise Jasper had finished in the shower.

He coughed, getting my attention and once again Jasper in all his glory, was standing in front of me with a towel around his waist. I was staring at his beautiful body and both us knew it, but fortunately Jasper was doing nothing about it. He stood there smirking at me and when we locked eyes I quickly looked down at my hands, feeling embarrassed for staring at his perfection. He chuckled. Yes, Jasper chuckled at me for feeling embarrassed.

"Thanks for laughing at my embarrassment Jasper, really makes me feel amazing." I told him. He laughed harder at my sarcastic remark and sat on at the foot of the bed. My legs were crossed and he pulled them out from underneath me, causing me to fall flat on my back and the book to fall onto the other side of the bed, causing me to lose the page I was on.

I groaned, "You made me lose my page, why Jasper, why!" I asked dramatically. He shook his head and proceeded to massage my feet. This man is a wonder with his hands; I wonder what else he's good at. I thought which caused me to smirk, which caused Jasper to notice.

"What are you smirking at?" He asked.

I giggled, "Nothing."

"Yeah, I'm sure it was nothing. Just tell me Bella." I groaned, you can never deny Jasper something that he wants.

"I was thinking that you're a wonder with your hands, and was wondering what else you're good at." I told him, covering my eyes with my hands.

He laughed loudly, "Would you like a demonstration?"

"Mr. Whitlock, it is not like you to make an offer that, it is quite out of character." He laughed again and continued to massage my feet. After only five minutes I was in a state of bliss. Jasper was doing wonders with my feet and I was willing to stay in his room all night and day just for his attention to my feet. He massaged a spot that felt incredible and I moaned. He chuckled at me and stopped working on my feet. I whimpered, sad at losing the incredible feeling in my feet.

"Bella, we'll continue this another time, but I have to put some clothes on. We should go down stairs and spend some time with the family also."

"Yes boss." I saluted him and was about to make my way downstairs when I remembered the real reason I was here, I had to apologise to him. He was standing at his dresser searching for something to wear, so I came up behind him and enveloped him in a hug. He seemed shocked at my sudden display of affection but soon recovered and turned around to hug me back.

"I'm really sorry Jasper, I didn't mean to..." But he cut me off,

"Bella, please don't apologise I'm the idiot that..." So I decided to cut him off,

"Jasper no, it's my fault not yours..."

"Bella I'm the one that took it to heart..."

"I shouldn't have done it..."

"I shouldn't have overreacted." I smiled at him, and he smiled at me.

"Maybe we should shut up and make our way downstairs?" I suggested at him. He nodded his head and kissed my forehead.

I proceeded to make my way out the door but not before I quickly turned around and caught a glimpse of his tight backside. I whistled at him and closed the door. All the way down to the lounge room I was giggling. I walked into the lounge room and my virgin eyes were scarred with Edward and Tanya practically getting it on in front of the family.

"Wow, you two put Emmett and Rose to shame." I told them. I took a seat on the floor next to Alice who was watching Edward and Tanya and their make out session.

Tanya stopped kissing Edward and looked at me, "Don't be jealous that Eddy left you to be with me." She sneered. I couldn't help but laugh.

"You're kidding me right? I'm jealous? Of what? Of a woman who is obsessed with her self image, with a woman that wants to be better than everyone else? Or am I jealous of a man who is a fake, pretends to be someone else to some people and then acts completely different to others, or who is a blatant liar? Please Tanya; explain to me what I have to be jealous of?"

"Bella, be quiet, no one needs to her your ranting." Edward said to me. Anger filled me at his rudeness. He had never spoken to me like that before.

"Yes your highness. I'll do whatever you say I mean you only broke my heart, left me to be bitten by Victoria who changed me into a vampire and now telling me to shut up. I'll do whatever you say Edward." My attitude was seeping out with every word I said. These past seventeen years gave me one hell of an attitude and I never really get a chance to use it; I guess this will be the best time to use it.

"Bella, why are you even back in our lives? What you honestly think my family still loves you? Yeah I'm sorry to burst your bubble but they don't. None of us do, we left you once we can do it again. You mean nothing to us, you just help us pass the time, that's all you were and that's all you will ever be." I knew everything he said was complete crap but it didn't stop from hurting me. My anger was growing even more; think of it as a cup full of milk with it spilling over the sides. I don't need his crap in my life, why can't his lying self and his obnoxious girlfriend leave already.

I looked down at my hands trying to control my anger. I could hear everyone trying to convince me otherwise, trying to convince me that they did love me and that I was meant to be in their family. I can't take this anymore; I shouldn't have to take this! I thought to myself. I got up off the floor and made my way towards the door, but not before stopping to get my final words out.

"Edward, why don't you do us all a favour and go back to the Volturi so they can end your pathetic life, oh and take that bimbo on your lap with you; Thanks." And with my last words I walked out of the door, into my car and took off for home but not before I heard Emmett booming with laughter. I smiled, at least someone else thought it was funny.

I opened the front door to a silent house. Leaves were rustling, little animals were scurrying back to their homes and I was walking into a quiet home, just how I like it. Sila and Matthew were still at the Cullen's and would probably be there all night giving Edward and Tanya hell so I had the house all to myself. I made my way upstairs, taking my time. I walked into my bedroom grabbed a tank top and pair of very short shorts and placed then on the counter in my bathroom. I turned the shower on so it can heat up and walked back into my bedroom. I turned on my laptop and opened up itunes, putting it on shuffle. I walked back into the bathroom as Poker Face by Lady Gaga began to play. I stripped and stepped into the hot steaming shower.

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

I started to singing along and moving around in the small space like the loser I am. Getting water everywhere and singing are one of the best showers to have.

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun


Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

My favourite part of the song was coming up and the anticipation was killing me. I kept singing along but not as enthusiastically as I was previously.

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvellous

My favourite part of the song was up and I was singing like a mad woman Excited for this part of the song. While I was singing along I heard a chuckled. Oh no! I thought. I know that chuckle anywhere. Please do not tell me I just humiliated myself in front of him again? I quickly washed the soap suds out of my hair and off of my body and turned the water off. I quickly grabbed a towel, dried myself off and put on my clothes, all the while hoping that I was imagining the chuckle.

I slowly walked into my room, fearful of what I might see. What I saw in front of my, laying on my bed made me groan. Why!? I asked myself. He was in a white tank top, much like my own and a pair of blue denim jeans. His hair was slightly hanging across his face and messy and his eyes, those beautiful eyes held some amusement but also something I couldn't decipher and I more than likely don't want to know at this particular moment.

"Hello beautiful." He said to me.

I smirked, "I didn't know you were familiar with breaking and entering Jasper."

Yay end of chapter nine :D

Sorry if there wasn't enough Edward/Bellaness there mini fight will be the start of a bigger one in chapters soon to come.

Woo and more Jasper and Bella interaction (:

Finally their relationship is progressing and its getting more fun to write :D

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