Here we are again! Let's get to it shall we?

The Cliché Romance

Chapter 7

Morning arrived in Millfields. The sun peered through the curtains in Reaver's bedroom. Light illuminated the entire room as the sun rose. The two women and young man were all asleep as Reaver stirred. One of the girls woke up and began stretching. Her long hair falling over her bare breasts.

" What a lovely view" a voice said. The girl jumped and looked down, screaming loudly.

Reaver sat up quickly, with pistol drawn and looked around the room. He quickly turned pale. There, in his room, were all fifty gnomes.

"In the morning when I wake up and I stumble out of bed." One gnome sang. The rest followed in unison.

"I put my pointy hat on my little pointy head."

"And it doesn't much matter if the sky is rain or shine!"

"Shut up..." Reaver warned. But the gnomes continued.

"Because a gnome is a happy fellow almost all the time!" A few laughed and Reaver glared at them with intensity.

"Oo, I travel round the land and wherever I roam!"

"From the mountains in the desert to Reaver's private room!" The gnome burst out laughing all at once, and Reaver's three guests looked at him not sure if they should be worried or not.

Reaver growled and shot one of the gnomes. He smiled and blew away the smoke coming from the barrel. But his 'victory' was short lived.

"OW! That bloody hurt you tart!" Reaver looked out to the floor and saw the gnome still 'alive'. Were they...indestructible?

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Avril was working on lunch. Since Reaver had slept in she took the liberty to prepare a nice little snack for him, with some of her own ingredients of course. Since she had no means of retrieving laxatives she had to resort to a more...natural means-Prunes, and lots of them.

"You want to try and sleep with me, well think again, Ass wipe!" She whispered bitterly to herself. Her imagination was endless.

"Um, Miss Avwil?" Avril jumped and turned around to see Barry, who looked confused as to why she was making a pie. "If I may ask, what exactly aw your doing?"

Avril smiled nervously and tried to keep her composer. "Ah, well I am just making Reaver one of my special pies. I used to make them all the time for my father."

Barry shrugged and went up to the pie."It smells dewhicious."

"This is only for Reaver, ok?" She winked at him."He should be awake any mo-"

"AVRIL!" came the thundering roar of Reaver. Footsteps could be heard getting closer and closer. Reaver bust through the doors of the kitchen in nothing but his underwear. "Get these gnomes out, NOW"

"Aww, I thought you like them, seeming as how you graciously gave one to me in my bathroom." she smiled, so proud of herself."I think they add character to the room."

"I don't know how you did it, but I want them out NOW!" Reaver stormed off, back upstairs. Barry stood there looking over at Avril who had her arms crossed with a pleased look on her face.

"Congwadulations. I don't beweave I've seen Mastah Weaver that upset befou." Avril laughed.

"I know right! It was better than I imagined!" As she laughed, Barry looked at her. She stopped for a moment and grin nervously. "Oh, don't mind me, just a little payback, for arrogance."

"Even so.." Barry began. " I wouldn't push yow luck too faw. Mastah Weavah has been known to have a wittle tempah."

Avril chuckled a bit before sighing with a smile. "I know. Don't worry, I won't push my luck too far." she paused for a moment." I have to say, though. This is the best birthday present ever."

Barry looked at her surprised." Is today yow bulthday?"

"Oh, well, no." she looked away blushing a bit."It was yesterday."

Barry looked at her a bit disappointed. He wish he's known sooner. "Well in that case, happy bulthday, Miss Avwil."

Avril smiled at Barry." Thank you." she paused for a moment."Well I better get to work, i'm sure Reaver will have extra stuff for me to do, for this morning." She began walking off, but Barry stopped her.

"Hey, just how did you get all those gnomes in his woom anyway?" Barry was set of finding out, but Avril drew her index finger to her lips and smiled.

"It's a secret."

A/N

Hey guys! I know this one was so short. There wasn't too much I wanted to add or take away on this one. Thanks for the support and I'll get the next one out soon.