Prince of Destruction

Chapter 2: Triumph

"Urgh..." Goku pushed himself up with one arm. "Is that Vegeta?" he said, looking in the direction of the two massive powers he sensed that had jolted him awake. "Did he... Did he also reach Super Saiyan 3?"

"Make me disappear?" Buu's face lit up with delight, before twisting into a frown. "Wait a minute, you saying you kill Buu, aren't you?"

"My, I didn't think you would be smart enough to figure that out," Vegeta replied, his voice lathered with newfound confidence.

Smoke fumed from the holes on Buu's head and arms. "BUU NO LIKE BEING TRICKED! BUU MAKE YOU DEAD!" He pulled back a punch, and it rocketed forwards, stretching across the plain, straight towards Vegeta. Just when it looked like Vegeta was going to get "decked in the schnoz"...

zip

Vegeta suddenly appeared a few feet in front of where he stood, just off to the side. He grabbed Buu's arm with both hand and pulled the pudding monster into a spin.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOHOHOH!" Buu screamed as he swung around faster and faster, until suddenly he was sent flying.

"DIE YOU ABOMINATION!" Vegeta thrust his right hand forward, a blue-white sphere appearing. "FORCE OF CREATION!" The sphere rocketed from him, becoming a massive blinding white sphere surrounded with its own golden aura and crackling blue lightning.

"Buu not out yet!" Buu huffed and he puffed, and he bleeeeew the sphere with his Flame Shower Breath, causing it to go up just enough to sail over his head.

"Tch. So you're dumb or weak as you look."

"You already said Buu not as dumb and Buu already beat you up once. Why you say the obvious?" Vegeta was livid, his face contorted with rage as this pink pile of poo mocked him.

"Wh-What kind of power is this?"

"I don't know Piccolo. But it seems Vegeta was the one with the trump card this time. Eh heh. Heh... heh... I hope he's not going to start trying to kill us again."

"Krillin, I doubt he's going to go back to being evil," Piccolo said, trying to reassure his associate.

"Look, I've been killed twice, and nearly killed by Vegeta on more than one occasion. I'd rather not be in a position where Vegeta's trying to kill me again, especially because third time's a charm. And that's not just for him killing me. He might be the one that does us all in for good by getting rid of the Dragon Balls."

"I TOLD YOU MY DAD WAS THE BEST!" Trunks exclaimed, ignoring Krillin's reminiscing on his father's 'unsavory' past.

"I bet my dad could do the same!" protested Goten.

"No way, my dad's way better!"

"My dad killed Freeza!"

"No he didn't, that was a me from the future."

"Yeah, well my brother killed Cell, which makes him better than the future you! And now my dad is stronger than him, which makes him better than everyone."

"No it doesn't Goten! My dad is definitely better!"

"Nuh-uh."

"Yuh-uh!"

A golden warrior streaks across the sky.

"Vegeta better finish Buu quickly. He can't mess around. When I feel Buu's power in battle, I can tell that I'd need to fight seriously to finish him in time. Vegeta's going to have way less time by being alive. "It's a good thing there's someone else who can fight Buu. I don't think I'd have been serious enough if I was the only person to fight Buu."

BAM BAM BAM

The Prince of All Saiyans and the Slayer of Gods clash across the sky, shaking the Earth to its very core. A fight of two beings, surely the strongest in existence, fighting with all of their might.

"GALICK GUN!" Vegeta pulls his hands back, charged with purple energy. "FIRE!" He thrusts them forward, unleashing a beam of purple crackling energy straight at Buu.

"OH NOOOO!" *BOOM*

"DA DA DA DA DA" Vegeta began send out a flurry of ki blasts, destroying every piece of Buu he could see, and turning the wasteland they fought in into a massive crater, ensuring the demise of-

"BUU! Heh heh. That was cool mister. Now Buu try it!"

Wait, what? How did he survive?

"Garlic Gun..."

*sigh* Buu, I believe you mean 'Galick'

"What the hell? Is that fatso doing the Galick Gun!?" roared Vegeta, upset that his technique was being copied by the monstrosity at the bottom of the newly formed crater.

"FIRE!" squealed the voice of Buu, sending a magenta beam straight towards Vegeta.

"You call that a Galick Gun?" Vegeta called down as he dodged to the side.

No Vegeta, he called it a Garlic Gun- Wait, why am I trying to talk to Vegeta?

Because you no like how the story is going.

AH! What the!? How'd you get here Buu? You shouldn't be narrating, you're supposed to be fighting!

Buu is fighting AND narrating! Buu has great magic.

I... whatever. On with the story. Where was I?

Vegeta asked if I just tried to use the Garlic Gun.

Right. So, Vegeta dodged, saying "You call that a Galick Gun? THIS IS A REAL GALICK GUN!" He threw his hands to his side, energy charging up. First a royal purple, then becoming a deep red.

And then Buu clapped and said "Yay! Buu get to play Garlic Gun with hair man!" and he started charging his own Garlic Gun, which starting pretty purple, and then turned to Buu Pink.

And then, the two fighters unleashed their attacks, one streaking down from the heavens, the other rocketing away from the Earth. A shockwave of red and pink and everything in between forced itself out from the meeting point of the titanic attacks. Everything behind Vegeta was leveled as the shockwave on his side traveled along the ground.

But Buu's side was fine because he was in a crater, so the shockwave on his side went up.

Yes Buu, that's how 90 degree angles work.

"I will not lose!" roared the Prince. But it wasn't enough. Even though his Crimson Galick Gun had more power, he was quickly running out of energy, and then Buu would turn the tables and send him flying into the sky.

'I'll be sent flying...' Vegeta thought, suddenly seeing the red-pink clash as one of purple and blue. 'NO! I WON'T LOSE! NOT LIKE I DID TO KAKAROT!' Vegeta mustered up all the energy he could gather in that instant, and poured it all into his blazing attack.

"THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, TURNED SUPER, TWICE ASCENDED, SHALL NOT FALL YOU TO SOME DEMON HE ALLOWED TO GO FREE!"

"Buu not demon, Buu is Buuuu- AAAAAHHHHHH!" Pierced by dark crimson energy, Buu was swallowed in an inferno of ki.

"Now to finish you off!" Vegeta shot down into the crater, and took a stance he'd only used twice before: once in the Room of Spirit and Time, and again in his island battle against Cell. With his arms stretched out to his left and right, golden orbs of energy formed in his bent fingers. Crackling energy arced around his body. It felt as if ki coursed through his veins. He wrenched his arms forward, forming one large golden sphere.

"THIS IS THE END! FINAL..."

bwoop~

Author's Note:

And here is another (hopefully) wonderful chapter of Prince of Destruction, my first short story in DBZ: Tales from the Multiverse. Smash that like button, stalk me on Twitter, hunt me down on MySpace.

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Now, for another 2016 Election Spoof:

Donald Slug: I pledge to make Namek Great Again. Only I can do. Make me your new Grand Elder, and I will make each and everyone of you rich. I will dismantle the failure of a deal that the Alpha-sejin Energy Cannon Deal was. I will re-negotiate relations with those filthy Ankoku-sejins. And I will stop the illegal immigration of those murdering and raping Metalmen. I'm a wildly successful planet conqueror and lord. I'm very qualified, and now more than the Village Elders do.

Dende: Dear me, I thought Guru was bad.

Ghost of Guru: That's Super KaMI GURU TO YOU, BATMAN!

Dende: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

GoG: Why haven't YOU GOOGLED HIM!

Dende: Being God and terrifying mortals takes up a lot of time!

GoG: Oh, you terrify mortals, too?