Chapter Seven
My eyes widen in surprise. The black wolf, the one that was growing at the shiny green wolf, is expanding. I step back as all the other wolves start to glow very brightly. Then, to my horror, something happens. A something I would have rather not seen.
The black wolf changes into a man. Not just any man. God no, but a naked man with a black tail and black wolf ears on top of his head.
My face grows hot. I hear Temari chocking on her drink as all the others change into men as well. That includes them having tails and ears.
"Holy shit!" Naruto yells as he leaps back.
I then see that, which is in complete shock, that the Akatsuki is standing before us in their 'birthday' suits. Well…minus a few and they are all here. Right in front of me happens to be the now alive Sasori and he is flesh and bones.
I step away as the one with an orange mask on his face says, "This is very embarrassing."
"No fuck." I see the one with silver hair snarl out as he just stands there.
Gaara and Naruto both are backing away with red faces. Kakashi looks like he just fainted from to much shock. I find myself being approached by Itachi.
"You'll be coming with us, Kunoichi." The Uchiha says softly, but the authority in his voice seems to take the life out of the others around him.
I can see why he became Akatsuki, but I retort, "No way in hell am I going anywhere with eight naked men!"
"Sasori-danna, why do I still have to have this tail? It won't stop hitting my ass, un!" I think we all know who said that…
"Stop talking, Deidara. You're giving me a headache!" Kisame snaps out as he covers himself with his large, blue hands. Well, at least he has some manners.
"Ah…why do I have eight naked men on my sketchpad?" Sai suddenly asks.
Another awkward silence fills the room as everyone turns to look at him. The emotionless, black-headed boy looks up from his paper with a blank look, but his eyes widen when he sees the eight Akatsuki men in front of him. His mouth then forms an 'O' to show he received his answer.
"Is he stupid?" Kakuzu asks and Hidan says, "I believe so."
Wow, no swear word! Put that in the "World Records" book! I then see Kakashi looking at him before he asks, "Didn't Shikamaru behead you?"
The man with silver hair stiffens. A growl escapes from his chest and the others slowly back away. I'll take that as a bad sigh.
"Thinking of that bastard, where is he?!" Hidan roars in anger and grabs a knife off the table.
"Wow, wow, wow, Hidan! Calm down!" Kisame yells as he looks around himself for something to protect himself with.
"Uh…not here?" Naruto answers.
"Where…Is…HE!?" Hidan roars as he lunges at the blond who, in turn, screams bloody murder.
He throws himself under the table and hides behind the now seen Kankuro. He looks from one bad guy to the next with a blank look on his face. He then says, "Did I just walk into some sickening nightmare?"
That is followed by him saying, "Dude, that man looks like a chick."
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!!!???" Deidara screeches and I find the sound familiar to what a dead relative said a banshee sounded like. (A Banshee is a spirit that warns that death is coming! . lol)
Deidara has never been this mad. He's fed up with being told that he looks like a girl. The others look like they just want to run away.
'Well, they should!' thought Deidara.
He turns to look at the man before him with the car-earned hood on. Sasori just sighs. Zetsu then says in a calm, uncaring tone, "No god will save you now."
Deidara leaps into Kankuro, well more like on him, but it's the same thing. He lets the mouths on his hands bite into his skin, breaking skin, and bringing blood. His blue eyes are wild looking.
He slams his knee into his gut. Sakura looks lost and unsure of what to do. The others look like they are trying not to laugh.
Then…"Deidara, SIT!"
Deidara falls away startled and then he sits. His ears, the ones on his head, flatten on his skull. He looks like a dog that just got kicked by its loving owner who happened to get drunk out of nowhere.
A few seconds of silence occurs before Hidan starts laughing like a madman. He doubles over clutching his side as tears fall down his face. He then laughs out, "You mutt!!! You housebroken fool!!! You are a feared member of Akatsuki but a mere order from a pink-haired girl with an ugly, large, forehead has you bowing within seconds!!!"
Sakura twitches. Her eyes darken from emerald to a dark, forest green. Her hands ball up into fists as she snarls out, "Run that by me again!"
Before Hidan can say anything, not even able to mutter a peep of a sound, she leaps. Her fist connects with his face. His feet leave the floor. He blasts across the room and his back hits the ceiling. He seems to stay there for a second before the ceiling gives way and he is blasted outside.
"Never say bad things about a woman's forehead if you wish to live…never piss off a woman on ministration. Oh, also add, 'Never anger a woman who is with child' to that list." Temari says and they all hear a pen running across paper.
They all turn to see Tobi with a book of blank paper in his hands and a pen with bright pink ink in his other hand. They all stay quiet. Then Kakashi says, "Is he really writing that down?"
Sasori looks over his shoulder and then answers, "He is."
"What the hell?" Hidan asks as he walks back into the house.
"That is enough. Kunoichi, you are coming with us even if you wish not to." Itachi interrupts suddenly and Sakura turns to look at him.
"I am?" she asks and he nods his head.
"Why?" Temari asks and a few of the Akatsuki sigh.
"When did people stop fearing us?" Kisame asks.
"Maybe when you started wearing dresses." Gaara answers calmly.
"These are NOT dresses, un!" Deidara snaps out.
"You're not wearing…" Naruto pauses and looks away with a smile stretching across his face.
"You will come with us even if you don't want to. End of discussion!" Itachi snaps out.
"And if I refuse?" Sakura asks and evil grins cross each of their faces.
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I have to get off for a bit so I can bake my family a cake…*Sighs*…and I was on a roll as well…(Feel my pain!)