Battle of the Eating Utensils
Battle 02: Hybrid
Seto Kaiba looked at the item on the table with a deadly glare. The thing was a combination of two things, two things that did not belong together. Maybe those two things could be seen together in an epic battle against each other, but not like this, not as one.
"This is unnatural," Seto was horrified. It was like trying to fuse a Blue Eyes White Dragon with a Kuriboh.
"This is just wrong," Seto's twin sister Laria agreed. They continued to stare at the strange item, the unnatural hybrid. Their eyes reflected anger at that thing, as if it was a terrible offence to them.
Seto reached for something he kept in his gravity deifying coat. It was a spoon. Laria happened to have a fork. Seto looked at his sister and nodded, she nodded back.
Then at the same time the Kaiba twins screamed their war cry. "Die spork! Die!" They stabbed their weapons into the poor spork until it was crippled.
The others students that were eating there gave them odd looks, but a double Kaiba icy glare forced them to shift their attention back to their food. A spoon and a fork together as one? It was unnatural, a deformed hybrid, it was just wrong.
End of Battle 02
This is for Laria, happy graduation! Disclaimer, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! The character Laria belongs to LariaKaiba, link in my favorites.