Charmed Ones Gone Wild

by ChrisBianca

Set after “Something Wicca This Way Goes.” Piper, Leo, Phoebe and Paige has a shot at a perfect, normal life. What things could they include to make a life perfect? Will it be all they hope, or will all the hard work they endure be for nothing?

5. Something Wild This Way Comes, Day 5

A/N: Here's another chapter! I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while and I'm posting this as an apology. Enjoy!

Day 5 of Mission: Moving

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Car # 2

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, we're leaving Keamey, and heading towards US-77, 1,555 miles down, 450 miles to go today, 1,086 to go altogether.

Phoebe - in the phone - FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILES! Have you lost your mind Piper? Ten extra miles, we're dragging with 440.

Piper - over the speakers - I knew this was going to happen… no, Phoebe, I haven't lost my mind or fried it. We're taken back roads, so I wanted to get a good jump. Another big cliff note, we're traveling three states: Nebraska, Iowa and Missouri and we're on three different interstates, one US route and one county road.

Prue - over the speakers - What?

Piper - over the speakers - We're on I-80 for another 120 miles, about 2 hours. Then we get on U.S. 77 for about 2 miles, maybe 10 minutes, that's pushing it. Then we get on 2 for about 34 miles, about 45 minutes to an hour, pushing it. Then 29 for a good while, about 120 miles, like I-80. Then we're on I-435 for 25 miles, about 30 minutes. Then we bring in the last of the day on I-70 for, just today, another 120 miles, give or take, so average, 450 miles.

Cole - in the phone - You just argued 50 miles. There's only 400 left. Let's just drive.

Piper - over the speakers - I couldn't agree with you more.

Leo - to Piper: over the speakers - Piper, it's says we've got 70 miles until Lincoln.

Piper - over the speakers - Wow, maybe we should argue often, passes time.

Leo - over the speakers - No, we argue, we got mad, we put the pedal to medal.

Andy - over the speakers - And I get you out of a ticket.

Leo - over the speakers - I'm going 70, the legal speed.

Phoebe - in the phone - Well, I'm going 71.

Piper - over the speakers - You slow down before you hit my car.

Phoebe - in the phone - Paige, I'm slowing down.

Paige - over the speakers - Ready.

Prue - over the speakers - I'm ready, too.

Phoebe, although we can't tell slows down.

Piper - over the speakers; noticing she's not so close - Thanks.

Phoebe - in the phone - You're welcome, sorry.

Paige - over the speakers - I was 69.

Prue - over the speakers - 70.

Andy - over the speakers - Can I drive next stop?

Prue - over the speakers - Uh, I'm not so sure about that Andy. Not only does curves keep you awake, they keep you nauseas.

Andy - over the speakers - We're going into curves?

Prue - over the speakers - Yeah.

Cole - in the phone - Oh God!

Piper - over the speakers - Don't worry. True, we're heading into them, but they can't be that bad, can they?

Leo - over the speakers - Not on interstate, but when we hit regular roads and if they're curvy, we'll be feeing it.

Piper - over the speakers - We'll be feeling it.

Leo - over the speakers - I just hope it's snow free.

Piper - over the speakers - Why? What do you have against snow?

Leo - over the speakers - Well, one, where I died, it was snowy everywhere. Sure, when I died, their was none, but my Army training had us capable to handling zero-degree weather. Then, two, back in the older days, electric stoves was a coal gather's wildest dream. We didn't have much cold weather, but we did have our occasional 50-60 degree weather…one winter, I had let the stove go out and Dad restarted it and let it catch up and get boiling hot… then he placed my hand on it to let me 'feel' warmth.

Piper - over the speakers - Oh my god, I'm so sorry Leo. I didn't know you Dad was abusive.

Leo - over the speakers - Like I said, I like to keep the past in the past. It's over, and quite frankly, I'm glad of it.

Piper - over the speakers - Could you take it… I mean cold.

Leo - over the speakers - Yeah, I could, it's just… I'm a city guy. I never liked non-crowded places or remote areas.

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, I'll give you a hint. It's not metropolitan, suburban or a small city. It's got few, if any, residents where we're going. It's cold and not many people live in the area. I don't know if it's electric stove, or coal stoves… the house was a good price. More likely, well become coalminers.

Cole - in the phone - My name is Cole, but I'm no coal miner, got it.

Andy - over the speakers - I think I know where we are going? God have mercy on - he sees Prue looking at him - our souls.

Piper - over the speakers - Hey, Phoebe, do you have Forty Hour Week For A Livin' by Alabama?

Phoebe - in the phone - I sure do, Piper. Do you wanna hear it.

Paige - over the speakers - Another Alabama?

Phoebe and Piper - in the phone; over the speakers - Yes, everyone agree?

Andy - over the speakers - Here goes another clue.

Prue - over the speakers - Andy, there are several states and places listed here, how do we find out.

Andy - over the speakers - Prue, that is entirely up to you.

Music starts to play:

There are people in this country who work hard every day
Not for fame or fortune do they strive
But the fruits of their labor are worth more than their pay
And it's time a few of them were recognized

Hello Detroit auto workers, let me thank you for your time
You work a forty hour week for a livin', just to send it on down the line
Hello Pittsburgh steel mill workers, let me thank you for your time
You work a forty hour week for a livin', just to send it on down the line

This is for the one who swings the hammer, driving home the nail
Or the one behind the counter, ringing up the sale
Or the one who fights the fires, the one who brings the mail
For everyone who works behind the scenes

You can see them every morning in the factories and the fields
In the city streets and the quiet country towns
Working together like spokes inside a wheel
They keep this country turning around

Hello Kansas wheat field farmer, let me thank you for your time
You work a forty hour week for a livin', just to send it on down the line
Hello West Virginia coal miner, let me thank you for your time
You work a forty hour week for a livin', just to send it on down the line

This is for the one who drives the big rig, up and down the road
Or the one out in the warehouse, bringing in the load
Or the waitress, the mechanic, the policeman on patrol
For everyone who works behind the scenes

With a spirit you can't replace with no machine
Hello America let me thank you for your time

Andy - over the speakers - You'd think by now everyone would know where we're going?

Piper - over the speakers - Let's not hope so.

Leo - over the speakers - Piper, I've got half a tank, lets get some gas to save money.

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, it takes right on 40 dollars to fill up a tank. So, we'll fill up here.

The four cars pull over to a Shell.

Piper - Ok, guys, stretch, get something to eat. Leo, fill up the gas, I'm taking Wyatt to get something to eat, you watch Chris, he's asleep.

Leo - Finally?

Piper - He's exhausted. He's been awake for two days.

Leo leaves the door open, while he fills up the tank. When Piper leaves, Chris's scheme takes place. He opens his eyes, looks carefully around and wiggles out of the car seat. He climbs down off the seat, or actually slides; and tumbles out of the car as softly as he can. So determined to get to his sight of interests, he ignores the pain. He gets up and toddles over to a dumpster. He sits down and stares at his new toy.

Piper - walking over to the car - Ok, Wyatt got what he… - in a panic - Where is Chris?

Leo - with his back turned to the car - In the car asleep.

Piper - Is he invisible?

Leo - Not last I check--ed… - he turns around on 'checked' -

Phoebe - walking over - What's going on?

Piper - in panic - Chris is missing.

Phoebe - What!

Paige - also walking over - What, what?

Phoebe - Chris is missing?!

Paige - Oh my god, spread out.

Piper - Yeah, we've got 'an interested-in-everything' baby missing.

They spread out and search for Chris. After a few minutes, Leo finds him sitting on the ground, looking at a parrot with a broken wing.

Leo - Found him!

They all rush over to where they heard Leo's voice.

Piper - Oh, my God, thank you! Chris, who's your little friend.

Leo - It looks like a…

Chris - in baby talk - Terrie.

Piper - Leo, are you hearing this, or is it just every mothers dream.

Leo - I hear it.

Chris - Terrie.

Phoebe - Oh my goodness, he's talking.

Piper - My Chris is gifted!

Wyatt glares at him.

Piper - Wyatt, leave your brother be.

Chris looks up at Piper as if saying 'please.'

Piper - Er, I don't know sweetie. I don't know if he'll survive the trip.

Leo - It's worth a try, he won't survive here either.

Piper - True. Ok, lets get him a cage and a nice place to stay through the trip.

Paige - I can go get a birdcage at a nearby place.

Prue - No need, I already have one. Kids always want a bird. - Prue walk over to her car and gets in the back, after about ten minutes of searching, she finds it - Aha! Got it. Here ya go, Piper.

She hands the cage to her.

Piper - Thanks, lets get this bird in the cage and go. We're already late. - Chris looks at here as if saying 'sorry' - Oh, baby, it's no biggie. - she puts the bird in the cage and puts it in the back of the tractor away from everything that could hurt it - Ok, the bird is secure, can we go?

Prue - Sounds good to me.

Andy - I can drive, right.

Prue just looks at him.

Prue - Honey, are you sure, its curvy?

Andy - Yeah, but I just bought nauseas pills.

Prue - Ok, but if you get sick, don't come crying to me.

Andy - I won't.

Piper - Let's go. Next stop, Rock Port, Missouri.

Prue - Rock Port, Missouri? That's our next stop?

Piper - Yeah, lunch.

They all get in their cars. Piper, Cole, Richard and Andy driving.

Piper - over the speakers - Everyone, okay?

Cole - in the phone - Fine and dandy.

Richard - over the speakers - I just can't wait to stop driving.

Andy - over the speakers - Can we go to England?

Piper - over the speakers - No, no, no. Andy, we're not going to England. We're going out on range. Where the deer and the antelope play.

Paige - over the speakers - Kentucky, I know we're going to Kentucky.

Piper - over the speakers - YES! Yes, we're going to Kentucky, but not to live. It's a bit further.

Andy - over the speakers - I know. God help us.

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, I'm starting to get that bad feeling again.

Andy - over the speakers - Why?

Piper - over the speakers - Well, what if they bury us and no one knows we're dead?

Andy - over the speakers - Oh, Piper. They won't kill us.

Piper - over the speakers - Ha, speak for yourself. You just found out! I knew from the motel.

Andy - over the speakers - Piper, you're their sister, you'll be fine.

Leo - over the speakers - Anyway honey, I'll protect you.

Piper - over the speakers - You'll be in the posy.

Phoebe - in the phone - Is it that bad?

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah.

Paige - over the speakers; screaming - IT'S KENTUCKY!!

Piper - over the speakers - No! NO it's not Kentucky for God's sake! I have argued with you to wits end and you still believe I'm taking you to Kentucky.

Leo - over the speakers - Piper, you're going eighty.

Piper - over the speakers - Oh, damn.

She slows down.

Andy - over the speakers - Prue, look out for cops.

Prue - over the speakers - All clear.

Phoebe - in the phone - Are you okay, Piper?!

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. It's just, we've been on the road five days.

Prue - over the speakers - Tomorrow, remember, Piper. Tomorrow.

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, and I can't wait… no, yes I can. I'm still alive.

Richard - over the speakers - Do you really think we'd kill you for where we're going?

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, I do.

Cole - in the phone - It's doesn't matter where were going… we're together. A family. All that matters is right here in these four cars: you, Leo, Wyatt, Chris, Phoebe, me, Collin, Courtney, Paige, Richard, Connie, Connor, Prue, Andy, Patricia, Andy, Jr. and Melissa.

Piper - over the speakers - Ain't gonna work. I won't tell you where we're going.

Cole - in the phone - Well, it was worth the try.

Piper - over the speakers - How casual. Try to butter me up with family.

Cole - in the phone - I really thought I had a shot.

Piper - over the speakers - Twenty-five percent.

Cole - in the phone - Really! Thanks.

Piper - over the speakers; laughing - I guess you're right… we are a family.

Prue - over the speakers - Are you gonna tell us?

Piper - over the speakers - Nope.

Prue, Leo, Paige, Richard, Phoebe and Cole - over the speakers; in the phone - Shucks.

Piper laughs over the speakers.

Phoebe - in the phone - C'mon, Piper, give it up.

Piper - over the speakers; cocky - Why? I'm winning!

Phoebe sighs in the phone.

Leo - over the speakers - Ok, U.S. 77. Lets not miss it, shall we.

Piper - over the speakers - Oh, no, we shall not miss it.

Piper signals toward the turn off. Her brother-in-law and soon to be brothers-in-law follow. They turn off at the proper exit.

U.S. 77

Piper - over the speakers - Okay, keep you're eyes open, we're not on here long. - she turns off at a fork - Told ya so.

Her brother-in-law and soon to be brothers-in-law follow her actions.

U.S. Route 2

Piper - over the speakers - Welcome to U.S. Route 2.

Phoebe - in the phone - Finally, we're off of I-80!

Paige - over the speakers - Yeah, I second that.

Prue - over the speakers - Okay, so how many miles is it until Rock Port, Missouri?

Piper - over the speakers - Fifty-four miles.

Prue - over the speakers - Piper, you know that map by heart.

Piper - over the speakers - I have to.

Prue - over the speakers - Yeah, but that much?

Piper - over the speakers - No, it's just… I really want this trip over with… and that was before we started.

Prue - over the speakers - Wow, want it over with before it even started. That's bad.

Piper - over the speakers - No, I think I'll like it. I know you guys will after a while.

Andy - over the speakers - Totally.

Piper - over the speakers - Andy, please, stop giving hints. And whatever you do, don't tell.

Andy - over the speakers - I know and I won't.

Prue - over the speakers - Oh, is that right. I'll get it out of you tonight.

Patricia - over the speakers - Ew.

Leo - over the speakers - Okay, Piper, so we're here for…

Piper - over the speakers - Thirty-four miles. We're around Unadilla, about 20 miles. About 14 more miles.

Leo - over the speakers - Okay, I'm just nervous.

Piper - over the speakers - Why, I'm driving?

Leo - over the speakers - Well, your also talking. Phoebe, play "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar.

Phoebe - in the phone - Okay, okay, Mr. Grouchy Pants.

Music starts to play.

Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hand working dad to being Mr. Mom

Well
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left
That's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any man can take
Being Mr. Mom

Well
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time

'Cause
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it

Paige - over the speakers - Huh?

Phoebe - in the phone - It's a song about a guy who loses his job and becomes "Mr. Mom."

Paige - over the speakers - It's a funny song.

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, we're coming up on Iowa and we're only here for about ten miles. So when you say hello, don't get attached. We say goodbye ten minutes later.

Chris - over the speakers - Hi, bye.

Piper - over the speakers - Leo!

Leo - over the speakers - I hear him.

Patricia - over the speakers - Aunt Piper, when are we gonna be there?

Piper - over the speakers - In about 838 miles, sweetie.

Phoebe - in the phone - Your kidding.

Piper - over the speakers - No. We have the remainder of 2, so that's just 3 miles, then we have I-29 for the 120 miles, then we have I-435 for 25 miles. Then I-70 for 240 and I-64 for 400 miles then end it out on the last interstate before our new home for 50 miles, if that.

Leo - over the speakers - Oh I can not wait.

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, neither can I.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - Uh, Aunt Piper, is that the turn off.

Piper - over the speakers - Oh, oh, yes it is. Thank you, Andy Jr.

Piper turns off, forgetting the signal. No time.

I-29

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - Whoa, sharp turn!

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - No kidding.

Phoebe - in the phone - Cole, are you hearing what I'm hearing?

Cole - in the phone - The first words they've said since they got here.

Phoebe cooes in the phone.

Cole - in the phone - She cooes about everything.

Phoebe - in the phone - I do not.

Cole- in the phone - Yeah, you do. Sorry, babe, yeah ya do.

Piper - over the speakers - Everyone ok?

Leo - over the speakers - Everyone here? Forget ok, did everyone make the turn off.

Cole - in the phone - Yeah.

Richard - over the speakers - Yep.

Andy - over the speakers - I almost didn't, but yeah, I'm here.

Phoebe - in the phone - Can I play something?

Piper - over the speakers - Please do and shut us up.

Leo - over the speakers - I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.

Richard - over the speakers - What song?

Phoebe - in the phone - Long Black Train.

Piper - over the speakers - Richard, you're driving, right?

Richard - over the speakers - Yeah, I'm driving.

Paige - over the speakers - Why?

Piper - over the speakers - All I've got to say is don't attach to Richard. He's driving. Remember that.

Paige - over the speakers - I would.

Prue - over the speakers - Richard, Cole, Andy, you've heard it, right.

Richard - over the speakers - Yeah.

Cole - in the phone - No.

Andy - over the speakers - The station requires it.

Prue - over the speakers - Bye who?

Andy - over the speakers - Me.

Phoebe - in the phone - Maybe I should drive.

Cole - in the phone - Phoebe, I was a demon, I've seen or heard or done the worst.

Phoebe - in the phone - I don't know.

Cole - in the phone - Phoebe, I was just recently a resident of a cosmic realm and previous to that, hell.

Phoebe - in the phone - Ok, I warned you. But just in case, I'll be here to grab the wheel Collin, could you craw up and get the break if something would happen?

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - No, but I could shimmer.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - He'll be fine. It'll be ok, Mommy.

Phoebe cooes again.

Piper - over the speakers - Thank God he is driving.

Cole - in the phone - Told you.

Paige - over the speakers - Play it already.

Richard - over the speakers - I hope Cole will be ok.

Andy - over the speakers - Me too, man.

Music starts to play:

There's a long black train
Coming down the line
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Tails of sin only evil remains
Watch out brother for that long Black Train

Look to the heavens
You can look to the skies
You can find redemption
Staring back into your eyes
There is protection and there is
Peace the same burn in your ticket for that
Long Black Train

Cause there's victory in the lord I say
Victory in the lord
Cling to the father and his holy name
And don't go riding on that long Black Train

There's a engine there on that Long Black Train
Making you wonder if your ride is worth the pain
He's just a waitin on your heart to say
Let me ride on that long black train

But u know there's victory in the lord I say
Victory in the lord
Cling to the father and his holy name
And don't go riding on that long Black Train

Well I can hear the whistle from a mile away
It sounds so good
But I must stay away
That train is a beauty making everybody stare
But its only destination is the middle of nowhere

But u know there's victory in the lord I say
Victory in the lord
Cling to the father and his holy name
And don't go riding on that long Black Train

I said cling to the father and his holy name
And don't go ridin on that black train
Yes watch out brother for that long black train
The devils a ridin that long black train.

Paige - over the speakers - Johnny Cash?

Cole - in the phone - He's back with a new one?

Phoebe - in the phone - No, god rest his soul, Johnny Cash is dead…

Cole's car swerves.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Now, that might get him!

Courtney and Collin magically switch Phoebe and Cole in the seats to prevent wrecking.

Cole - in the phone - Johnny's dead. And that wasn't him?

Phoebe - in the phone - Yeah, it was Josh Tuner.

Cole - in the phone - My cousin?

Phoebe - in the phone; taken aback - No, at least I don't think so.

Cole - in the phone - Is he ancient kinda of old?

Phoebe - in the phone - No, he's fairly young.

Cole - in the phone - Nope. He is 60.

Paige - over the speakers - Not Johnny Cash? He sounds like Johnny Cash.

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah. But, of all the things I thought you two would be shocked about, that was not a possibility.

Paige - over the speakers - We've seen demons, we've seen gut's, we've seen demons who thought that they had guts and glory, we've seen blobs the size of a house and I can handle that. What I can't handle is men that sound like Johnny Cash and ain't.

Piper - over the speakers - We're coming up to Rock Port.

Paige - over the speakers - Starving, starving, starving, starving!

Piper - over the speakers - Good grief girl, you eat more then 10 horses.

Piper drives right past a sign, but Leo catches it.

Leo - over the speakers; looking straight at the sight - Ut oh.

Phoebe - in the phone - Leo, what's the matter?

Leo - over the speakers - Who wants to watch Wyatt and Chris?

Piper - over the speakers - Why?

Leo - over the speakers - You'll see. - Prue catches the sign and gasps - Hey Phoebe, do you have God Bless America Again by Loretta and Conway?

Phoebe - in the phone - No, but I have Coal Miners Daughter.

Leo - over the speakers - Don't curse us.

Paige - over the speakers - But she lives in Kentucky, we're not moving in Kentucky.

Leo - over the speakers - No, but Coal Miners are mostly from West Virginia.

Piper - over the speakers - Now guys, lets just pick a - she sees the food choices; gulping - restaurant. Where is something with out hamburgers.

Leo - over the speakers - Some other exit.

Piper - over the speakers - Phoebe, watch Wyatt and Chris tonight.

Phoebe - in the phone - Ok, will do.

Cole, Andy, and Richard - in the phone; over the speakers - Why?

Leo - over the speakers - No, don't answer that.

Cole and Richard - in the phone; over the speakers - Oh.

Leo - over the speakers - I'm ruined.

Andy - over the speakers - What?

They pull into a Dairy Queen.

Piper - over the speakers - They have wonderful chicken.

Andy - over the speakers - Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on here!

Prue - over the speakers; whispering - She jumps Leo when she eats hamburgers.

Andy - over the speakers - Oh, Leo, I'm with you man. That's why I keep Prue away from Oysters.

Prue - over the speakers - Andy!

Cole - in the phone - I keep Phoebe away from chocolate covered raisins.

Richard - over the speakers - I can't wait to find Paige's.

Piper - over the speakers - I don't think she has one, she's ate a little bit of everything on this trip here alone.

Phoebe - in the phone - Heck, she even ate some mustard in vanilla ice cream.

Prue - over the speakers - Paige could you be pregnant?

Richard and Paige - over the speakers - What, no. No! That's ridiculous.

They get out of the cars and grab their youngsters. They walk in and order what they want. Piper, of course, got hamburgers.

Time Lapse

Piper - Ok, everybody ready? I know I'm ready for Columbia already.

Leo - God help me.

Piper - Why? - Leo whines again - Ok, lets go. - they all gather up their kids and leave Dairy Queen; she comes over the speakers know - Ok, we're heading towards St. Joseph.

Prue - over the speakers - We'll be home any day!

Piper - over the speakers - Yep, sometime tomorrow!

Phoebe - in the phone - Horay!

Paige - over the speakers - Can't wait. I can feel the hot water already.

Piper - over the speakers - Why don't you take a bath in the motel?

Paige - over the speakers - Well, I just don't like it.

Richard - over the speakers - She's paranoid.

Phoebe - in the phone - She better not be.

Piper - over the speakers - Richard means the natural paranoid, not a paranoia spell.

Cole - in the phone - Huh?

Phoebe - in the phone - Long story. Avatars wanted to make Utopia, Zankou didn't want Utopia and Kyle Brody placed a paranoia spell on us.

Cole - in the phone - Wait, Avatars, Zankou! Who is Kyle Brody?

Richard - over the speakers; jealous - Good question.

Paige - over the speakers - He was a resent boyfriend. He died, that day actually.

Richard - over the speakers - I will comfort you for a while, but I don't want to hear his name ever again. To much of a threat.

Cole- in the phone - Now, explain Avatars and Zankou. How did Zankou escape, and what do you know about the devils Avatars?

Leo - over the speakers - I became one.

Cole - in the phone - What! When, why? Are you one now?

Leo - over the speakers; laughing - Yes, I was an Avatar. About 3 months ago. Piper and Phoebe were dead and needed reviving. No, I quit.

Cole - in the phone - Phoebe was dead?

Leo - over the speakers - Yeah, and they offered me a power to revive them.

Cole - in the phone - Their con-artists. Worse than Albert Lewis. They promised me I could be with Phoebe. I don't call being vanquished being with Phoebe.

Phoebe - in the phone - Me either, my baby.

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - Ew. Get a room

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Yeah, get a room.

Cole - in the phone - Sorry, kids. We won't say stuff like that any more. Ok.

Phoebe - in the phone - We promise.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Ok, agreed.

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - Suck-up.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Are not.

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - Are too.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Are not

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - Are too.

Cole and Phoebe smile.

Cole and Phoebe - in the phone - Children. I already love parenthood.

Paige - over the speakers - Maybe you do, but this is not pleasant to the Aunt. Quieting them down.

Richard - over the speakers - Paige, ours won't quietin' down. How are you expecting them to hush theirs?

Paige - over the speakers - I don't know. - she tears up - I just don't like the noise.

Richard - over the speakers - Oh, Paige, sweetie, it's ok. Ya know, Prue, you may be right. She may be pregnant.

Prue - over the speakers - I'm telling you, know a pregnant woman when I see one.

Andy - over the speakers - Yeah, every time she sees one she knows, she wants more.

Piper - over the speakers - Poor Andy.

Andy - over the speakers - Nah, it's rewarding in the end.

Prue - over the speakers - See, I get what I want.

Andy - over the speakers - Ain't that the truth.

Prue smacks his arm lightly.

Phoebe - in the phone - Hey guys, I want you to hear another side of Josh Tuner.

Music starts to play:

I have been around
This old block before
I've walked into abruptly closign doors
Schooled in hard knocks, I've learned alot
'Bout how a heart can brake
I might not know what love is
But I know what it ain't

It ain't layin' in the dark and wonderin' why she hasn't called
And now it's 2 am
It ain't driving by her house to find her wrapped up in the arms of you ex-best friend
It ain't bold face lies or alibies that cannot be explained
I might not know what love is
But I know what it ain't

You say you could
Show me how to love
Baby there's one thing
You can be sure of
I wouldn't treat you wrong cause I've been on
The hurting side of pain
I might not know what love is but I know what it ain't

It ain't showing up for dinner with a rose and chardonnay
Then drinkin' by yourself
It ain't a postcard from Hawaii sayin' we can still be friends
But I met someone else
It ain't bold face lies or alibies that cannot be explained
I might not know what love is
But I know what it ain't

It ain't a mink coat, forty pairs of shoes, two 14 karet anklets on my mastercard
It ain't walkin' in a pawn shop, recognizing her engagement ring she swore she lost
It ain't bold face lies or alibies that cannot be explained
I might not know what love is
But I know what it ain't

If you had all day I could tell you things
That would make a grown man faint
I might not know what love is
But I know what it ain't
Yeah I know what it ain't

Paige - over the speakers - Wow, country has many sides. Serious, funny, ridiculous, sad, scary, 'what the hell' and last but not least, spine chilling.

Phoebe - in the phone - If you think that is funny, wait till you hear this.

Music starts to play again:

It Seems like all my life
I've wanted to be a wife
So I went under the knife
And it really changed my life
Ever since that Oprah show
I've been wantin' me a change

Panty hose a time or two
...What?
Garter belts and high heel shoes
...No you di'int
Wore a big beehive hairdo
...Stop!
So they kicked me out of school
...Don't go there!
Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange

Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Even got a brand new name
I swear! I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Before the change

Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!

Girlfriend I must confess
...Go ahead
Last night I was in a mess
...What happened?
My date, he was impressed
...Huh-uh
Untill I got undressed
...Huuuuh
When he saw my hairy chest
...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo
He said, "You better explain."
...Don't you hate it when that happens?

Oh what's a girl to do?
...Tell me
Hit him with my high heel shoes
...No way
Once he came to, he knew
This woman's one bad dude
...You are?
But I'm just the thing for you
...That's right
If you're looking for a change
...He-he Stop!

Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Girl, I even got a brand new name
I swear! I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man
Now I'm a happy wo-man
Since the change

No you di'int. Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!

Paige - over the speakers - That is just pain…

Andy, Leo, Cole, and Richard - in the phone; over the speakers - Wrong. Painful. Idiotic.

Leo - over the speakers - How was he an 'unhappy' man.

Cole - in the phone - How did he have a 'boyfriend' if he was a guy. You'd think he'd stop right there.

Richard - over the speakers - He's plum nuts.

Phoebe - in the phone - That's Cletus for ya. He has a lot of songs like: A Great Day To Be A Guy, A Night I Can't Remember, Breath, Every Light In The House Is Blown, First Redneck on the Internet, Good Bye Squirrel, How Do You Milk A Cow, My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy, Shania, I'm Broke; She Got A Butt Bigger Than The Beatles, Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident. That is two different ways. Cletus Went Down To Florida and Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily.

Paige - over the speakers - What about Skoal: Grundy County Spitting Incident is that like Sold: The Grand County Auction.

Phoebe - in the phone - It is his re-make of the song. I have it if you would like to hear it.

Piper - over the speakers - We are coming up to I-435 and it is big and a lot of lanes.

Phoebe - in the phone - It is not a long song, I think we can play it.

Piper - over the speakers - You can but make it the last until we get on I-70. Ok.

Phoebe - in the phone - Ok. here it comes, Paige, it is not going to be what you think.

Music starts to play:

Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get me a can of Skoal.

Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat

And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped outside

Well, it musta been about eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!

And you know I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me back you see
They all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they pinned me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal away
And the town still hates to talk about
The mess that was made that day

When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and spit outsiiiiiiide.

Whew!

Boy, that was horrible!

Paige - over the speakers - Oh my God. I think I'm going to be sick. That was horrible. What does he do, make other songs his?

Phoebe - in the phone - He takes other songs and makes them into his songs, funny songs. He is great. I love him.

Cole - in the phone - Hey, you love me.

Phoebe - in the phone - I love his songs. He is so funny.

Cole - in the phone - That's better.

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, we're turning onto I-453. I know I-29 goes the other way, but this is easier.

Cole - in the phone - Ok, so how exactly is this easier?

Piper - over the speakers - Well, because, when we go the I-435 way, we skip Uptown Kansas City. If we go through I-29, it goes straight through uptown.

Cole - in the phone - Yeah, but we get off of this interstate, couldn't we get lost easier?

Piper - over the speakers - Yeah, maybe, that's why I've told you to keep up. Hush the talk unless it's questions about the way we're going. Got it.

Cole, Phoebe, Leo, Paige, Richard, Prue, and Andy - in the phone; over the speakers - Got it.

They drive towards the sign stating I-435's way. When they drive up the ramp, and make it to the main interstate ok.

I-453

Piper - over the speakers - Did everyone make it ok?

Phoebe - in the phone - Yeah, we're fine.

Richard - over the speakers - Really shaken up, but ok.

Andy - over the speakers - I'm fine.

Piper - over the speakers - Great. We'll be on I-435 for about 5 to 7 miles.

Phoebe - in the phone - Good. I can't wait to get to our new home. This is becoming a drag.

Piper - over the speakers - We still got a while for that Phoebe.

Phoebe - in the phone - How many more states 'til the one where we'll live.

Piper - over the speakers - Four plus Missouri and our new home.

Paige - over the speakers - Thank God!

Prue - over the speakers - You can say that again.

Paige - over the speakers - When can we eat, I'm hungry.

Prue - over the speakers - No, don't say that again.

Piper - over the speakers - You just got done eating, Paige, how can you be hungry?!

Paige - over the speakers - I think I'm pregnant.

Prue - over the speakers - I know.

Phoebe - in the phone - Really, you think you are?

Paige - over the speakers - Yeah. last hour, I ate another bowl of green peppers and ice cream.

Piper - over the speakers - Another? I thought you was eating mustard and ice cream.

Paige - over the speakers - And green peppers and ice cream.

Phoebe - in the phone - Congratulations.

Paige - over the speakers - Thanks.

Richard - over the speakers; bashful - You believe their mine, don't ya.

Paige - over the speakers - Yeah, I'm sure. The last boyfriend I had was 3 months ago, Kyle Brody.,

Richard - over the speakers - At!

Paige - over the speakers - No, no, I will say any name as I wish. You are my partner, not my owner!

Richard - over the speakers - I know, but I'm jealous.

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, we're coming up on the exit for I-70. Keep your eyes open.

Leo - over the speakers - Yeah, that includes you. One forth mile until I-70.

Piper - over the speakers - Thank you. Ok, here we go, again.

Leo-over the speakers -You're welcome.

She turns off, followed closely by her relatives.

I-70

Piper - over the speakers - Now, if you want to listen to music, your free to. We'll be here for the rest of the day. Tomorrow, we get on another one.

Prue - over the speakers - Wait! Can I hear a song? I don't think you have it. Daryl Worley I Miss My Friend?

Phoebe - in the phone - No, I don't have it. I have: Have you Forgotten? But that's it.

Prue - over the speakers - Well, can I play mine and Andy's theme song?

Andy - over the speakers - Oh no.

Phoebe - in the phone - Sure.

Andy - over the speakers - Fine, it's your funeral.

Music starts to play:

Dancin' in the living room cuttin' up a rug
Dancin' with a baby looks more like a hug
Livin' in a house made of saw mill wood
"Roll over Beethoven" never sounded so good

Come on baby, baby let's go
Where we get the money honey I don't know
One more baby's alright by me
We'll just add another limb to the family tree

Well raising up babies is our new sport
You're one day late and I'm a dollar short
Now maybe it was planned maybe it was a goof
But a cat just has to dance on a hot tin roof

Come on baby, baby let's go
Where we get the money honey I don't know
One more baby's alright by me
We'll just add another limb to the family tree

Well the lawnmower's broken, the tax is due
And if I find another tick I'm gonna come unglued
We got hand me down clothes, hand me down shoes
We got the big belly momma here we go again blues

Come on baby, baby let's go
Where we get the money honey I don't know
One more baby's alright by me
We'll just add another limb to the family tree

Baby, whoa, whoa let's go
Where we get the money I don't know
One more baby alright's by me
It's alright, it's alright now baby
We'll just add another limb to the family tree
Oh we'll just add another limb to the family tree
We'll just add another limb to the family tree

Paige - over the speakers - Yep, that's your theme song.

Richard - over the speakers - Sounds like it's gonna be ours. We've been together for 5 days, and were already pregnant.

Phoebe - in the phone - Yeah Paige, that's a record breaker.

Piper - over the speakers - I have a feeling this family is not gonna be small.

Leo - over the speakers - I hope not.

Patricia - over the speakers - Not small by a landslide.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - BIG family.

Connor - over the speakers - Huge.

Connie - over the speakers - I don't know, I wasn't here last time.

Collin - in the phone; telepathically - I died.

Phoebe - in the phone - What?

Collin - in the phone; telepathically; blowing it off - No problem, just forget I said anything.

Cole - in the phone - She can't.

Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - I was never found either.

Cole - in the phone - I have a good feeling this is the start of a beautiful beginning.

Prue and Andy - over the speakers - So do I.

Andy, Jr. and Patricia - over the speakers - I know.

Melissa giggles.

Piper and Leo - over the speakers - Big family life, here I came.

Chris and Wyatt giggles as well.

Cole and Phoebe - in the phone - Big family.

Collin and Courtney - in the phone; telepathically - Yep!

Paige and Richard - over the speakers - And we've already begun.

Connor and Connie - over the speakers - Yep, twins.

Paige - over the speakers; happily - TWINS!

Connie - over the speakers - Girls.

Connor - over the speakers - I have to wait until 2016 for a brother.

Paige - over the speakers - 2016! I'm still having kids until 2016!

Connie - over the speakers - You have kids until 2017.

Patricia - over the speakers - You all stopped either 2017 or 2018.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - Mom stopped 2016!

Prue - over the speakers - What! I stopped before anyone else.

Patricia - over the speakers - But you had the most. You left them in the dust.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - You had 11. Followed closely behind by Aunt Phoebe with 8, but 10 really; then Aunt Piper with 7 and Aunt Paige brought in the group with 6, but 8 and out did Aunt Piper. But now, she's pregnant with twins and so that brings in 10, tied with Aunt Phoebe.

Patricia - over the speakers - They're new.

Paige - over the speakers - Really. Hey Richard, we're the first to have new additions.

Richard - over the speakers - Seems that way, huh?

Phoebe - in the phone - Hey Cole, wanna be the second.

Patricia and Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - Don't even think about it. What about Prue. Your pregnant with Prue.

Phoebe - in the phone; placing one hand on her stomach while the other has the steering wheel - I'm what?

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - Pregnant.

Patricia - over the speakers - Prudence 'Prue' Katrina Halliwell-Tuner.

Prue - over the speakers - I'm honored.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - Now, but when you have Prudence Joyce, Prudence Katrina and it leaves you with P., you'll gripe.

Piper - over the speakers - Who's is Prudence Joyce?

Patricia - over the speakers - Yours.

Leo - over the speakers - When, and who's the Daddy?

Piper - over the speakers; quickly slapping his arm - You are, dummy.

Leo - over the speakers - Oh, ok, so when?

Patricia - over the speakers - Well, that should be considered FC, but I will tell you. In 2011 but you have a little boy before them.

Piper - over the speakers - Them?

Patricia - over the speakers - He can't orb you out and into your spot, so I'll tell you the next rest stop.

Paige - over the speakers - Rest stop! Rest stop! Two miles away! Pull over, I'm starving!

Piper - over the speakers - Ok, in two miles we'll stop.

Paige - over the speakers - Hurry up, already. I can taste those bon-bons already.

Richard - over the speakers - I'm sorry.

Phoebe - in the phone - I could have a bag of chips, myself.

Piper - over the speakers - We'll never get there at this rate. We have two pregnant woman, one girl wanting sex and another that wants kids.

Prue - over the speakers - Guilty.

Andy - over the speakers - God help me, we're gonna have 50 kids.

Andy, Jr. - over the speakers - All together maybe.

Patricia - over the speakers - But not alone, Daddy.

Andy - over the speakers - Thank you. Thank you Andy, Jr. and Patricia.

Patricia - over the speakers - Thank Chris, he gave us the memories.

Andy - over the speakers - Chris, wherever your spirit may rest, thank you.

Leo - over the speakers - He's all of our savior's. We all should have thanked him.

Piper - over the speakers - I do every night, right between his dipper changing and his nap.

Phoebe - in the phone - Yeah…you thank the baby. Do you thank the adult?

Piper - over the speakers - He is the baby. I've told you, he's in there.

Leo - over the speakers - No, he breastfed, he's not in there. He's in Vision Quest World.

Patricia - over the speakers - No, I think he is already out.

Leo - over the speakers - I KNEW THAT WAS HIM!

Paige - over the speakers; looking at the rest stop that Piper just passed - Forget you, I'm eating. - she grabs the wheel and turns -

Piper - over the speakers - PAIGE!

Phoebe and Prue pull over at the rest stop, but unfortunately for Piper; she has two choices: drive to the next exit and turn around and drive back or do the illegal thing and reverse on the shoulder.

Piper - Leo, take the boys and take them to the rest stop. I don't want them in here. Go on, I'll be fine.

Leo, unwillingly, get Wyatt and Chris and starts to walk towards the rest stop.

Chris - in baby talk - Terrie.

Piper - out the window - No baby, Terrie is fine and she'll be right there. But you can't get her out. Daddy's only got two arms.

Leo - to Chris - Yeah, Daddy's not super Daddy anymore.

They walk over to the rest stop.

Piper - Well, I'm already in trouble with the law… why not?

She backs her car up on the shoulder to the rest stop exit, being careful not to hit any on-coming traffic. Slowly but for surely, she parks, rear-end first, in the parking space.

Piper - walking over to the vending machines - Paige, if you ever do that again, I will personally kill you.

Paige - mouth full of candy - I told you I was hungry.

Piper - Whoa, don't do that. Chew your food before you talk.

Paige - still mouth of candy - Sorry. I'm hungry.

Piper - Yeah, I can tell.

Wyatt stumbles away from the canopy benches and into a ditch filled with bushes and flowers.

Piper - walking over to the canopy where Leo and Chris is at - Hey.

Leo - watching Chris - Hey.

Piper - noticing Wyatt's missing and in a panic - Where is Wyatt?

Leo - noticing as well - Not again! I'm a bad Daddy.

Piper - running around in a panic - Wyatt? Wyatt? Where are you, Wyatt?

Phoebe - What do you mean? Where's Wyatt?

Piper - Leo lost my other son.

Leo - I'm a real bad Daddy. I should be reported. Both sons, one day.

Paige - with a hand full of goodies - What's going on?

Prue - like it's nothing - Oh, Wyatt is missing now.

Paige - What?

Prue - Oh don't worry. He'll come back eventually.

Andy - They seem to do that a lot.

Prue - Where is ours?

Andy - I don't know.

Patricia - yelling back - In the fields!

Prue - See.

Andy - It's no biggie.

Piper - No biggie? He's two, going on three.

Prue - I lost mine at six months old.

Chris craws off, Leo sees him and he follows him. He craws in a bunch of flowers and when Leo looks over at where Chris went, he sees Wyatt and he is asleep in the flowers.

Leo - Found him.

Piper comes rushing over.

Piper - at the first sight, melts - Aw.

Phoebe - Oh my, he's tired.

Paige - He is so beautiful.

Prue - Watch it, Paige, they get testy when you call guys beautiful.

Piper - Round them up, I want to get to the motel already.

Prue - Ok, Patricia, Andy, Jr.. Let's go!

Andy - I've got Melissa.

Paige - Richard, get the kids. I'm killing this hundred.

Piper - Your gonna be bigger than the house.

Leo - How many rooms did you get in the house, or am I becoming a carpenter.

Piper - It's big. On the ad, it said 404 room. It was supposed to be a ski resort, but it was too rocky and hazardous. But it was also put out of business because they was another one right up the road.

Leo - Yep, it better be enough.

Phoebe - FOUR HUNDRED AND FOUR ROOMS!

Piper - Yeah. it's on a rock cliff in ski country.

Prue -Wow, that should do.

Paige comes over with a garbage bag full of goodies.

Piper - Leave anything?

Paige - No.

Phoebe - Really?

Paige - I swear.

They all, not being able to believe it, run over to the vending machines, and see nothing left. Not one pop, not a water, not a candy bar.

Prue, Phoebe and Piper - Wow!

Paige - Told ya. Richard, remind me that when we get to Columbia, I need a miniature fridge.

Richard - Ok.

Leo - Patricia? You mention kidS earlier. Can you tell us the names of the kids?

Patricia - Yeah. Sure. Me and my boyfriend Eric and our son Eric, Jr.; Andy, Jr., Melissa, Mickie, Mickey, April, Ann, Annie, Alice,

Penny, and Alan are Mom's and Dad's. Wyatt and his wife Evenly and their children Molly and Wyatt, Jr.; Chris and his fiancée Bianca and their children Brian, Brittany, Piper Lynn, Jeff, Jacqueline, Mirada Marie, Victor Leo and Phoebe Paige; Chase and his wife Olivia and their daughter Kendra; Prudence and her boyfriend Frank and their daughter Lily; Melinda and her boyfriend Ralph and there daughter Katie; Chastity and her boyfriend Drew and their daughter Regina; and Taylor are Aunt Piper and yours. Collin, Courtney, Prue and her daughter Grace; Mel and her boyfriend Steve and their daughters Rachel and Rhonda; Cole, Jr., Fin and their girlfriend Jennifer and their son's Cole II and Fin, Jr.; Pheebs, Charlotte, Brianna, and Bel are Aunt Phoebe and Uncle Cole's. Connie, Connor, Melody and her boyfriend Danny and their son Danny, Jr.; Jessie, Jamie, Jenny, Richey, and Roxie are Aunt Paige and Uncle Richard's kids/adopted kids..

Phoebe, Cole, Prue, Andy, Piper, Leo, Paige, and Richard - WHAT!

Paige - Yep, not a small family at all.

Piper - Chris has 8 kids.

Leo - We have 14 grandkids!

Cole - Fin and Cole, Jr. got a woman pregnant. The same woman!

Phoebe - Who is Grace's Dad?

Richard - Our family isn't much dysfunctional.

Prue - I'm happy, except Eric/Eric, Jr. thing.

Andy - Prue, I'm happy for them. Besides we've got a while until we have to worry and that shotgun comes out.

Patricia - Ok, slow down. Your in a speed zone, ya know. Now do you know why I didn't tell you while you were driving. Uncle Cole, yeah. They are party-doers. They party hardy. So, one time they partied to hardy. Aunt Phoebe, not to hurt you or anything, she was raped. The future we remember was not a wild flower paradise. That is the only one, out of everyone of them, that was totally unplanned. No, Jeff and Jacqueline wasn't either. They won't be born this time. Aunt Piper, Uncle Leo, yes; Chris had eight kids. He's never been known not to be busy, be it decent or no. Uncle Leo, yes, you have 14 grandkids. I'm not sure what went wrong there. They all came after Chris left except Molly, Piper Lynn, Jeff and Jacqueline and the miscarriage: aka Brain an Brittany. Mom, Dad, don't worry. Eric and my future self is very happy. Don't worry. Aunt Paige, yep, not small. Uncle Richard, you'd be surprised. Shew, you guys know how to ask questions.

Leo - What do you mean Jeff and Jacqueline won't be there?

Patricia - Well, that's a little complicated. I'd rather not go into it. Their Chris's, not Bianca's.

Piper - Who is there mother?

Patricia - Chris. See, I'd rather not go into it. Let's just say Junior. Wyatt did it. It won't happen.

Piper - Oh my god.

Phoebe - Chris never mentioned he was a Daddy OR a Mommy.

Patricia - He wouldn't. Not appropriate. I shouldn't be telling you this stuff.

Andy, Jr. - No kidding. I'm trying to sleep here!

Piper - Let's get rolling.

They get in their cars and continue their trip.

Time Lapse

They pull into a Budget Inn, Piper gets a room, they get the kids inside and settle in and go to sleep for tomorrow's trip--Wyatt and Chris staying with Phoebe and Cole for the night.