Day 3 of Mission: Chris

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Piper cooks with help from Chris. They eat and they watched some TV. About 9, they turned in. Next morning. Chris cooks again. This time, though, he's caught.

Patricia - Good meal, Chris.

Prue - Sweetie, Piper cooked.

Andy, Jr. - Are you kidding me! I know Chris' cooking anywhere.

They all turn to Piper.

Piper - Sorry guys, he gave me credit.

They all turn to Chris. Chris laughs nervously.

Chris - Guys!

Prue - Be proud. You've got a talent.

Chris - I just can't. Love Mom, but…

Patricia - He's not use to the Whole 'Mr. Humble's missing" thing.

Piper - Mr. Humble?

Chris laughs nervously again.

Chris - Patricia! Stop giving out future consequences. - they all look at him - What?

Piper - Just because you died and we saved you doesn't mean you can revive F.C.

Chris - stretching - Sorry!

Piper - What is Mr. Humble?

Chris - Sorry. F.C.

Piper - F.C. died with you.

Chris - And I'm alive.

Piper - Yeah but we left him dead.

Chris - He's just a title.

Phoebe - A title?

Paige - Yeah, what do you mean title?

Chris - Never mind.

Piper - No, not never mind.

Chris - Ok, F.I.

The girls look at him strange.

Chris - Future Issues. Topic dismissed.

Time Lapse

It's around noon and everybody is outside. Prue is exploring the landscape, looking at the mountain rage. Andy is actually out looking for a job, somewhere in Ghent. Piper is looking around, deciding where to put flowers. Leo is finishing up the play area. Cole is with Richard and Paige, in the pool with the kids, Chris is exploring the house, the only one inside and Phoebe is up to no good. She's in the Mountains, flowing the creek. She gets so far up, when she gives up and decides to sit down and rest.

Phoebe - Oh my god. I wasn't expecting this to be a hike.

She looks around, and hears something in the background. She can tell that she's highly elevated. Then a bunch of birds come flocking towards her. She ducks them and when she raises up. She watches them fly off. She walks father up the mountain to see what it was and sees some people cutting down a tree. Then she hears a chain saw start back up. She walks father up the mountain towards a cliff and sits down. After a few moments, she closes her eyes. The next thing she knows, she feels something around her legs. Her eyes shoot straight open. When she discovers what it is, she relaxes a little.

Phoebe - Oh, hello kitty. - Phoebe goes to pet the "kitty" but she just disregards it. - Must be my stomach. - She pets the "kitten" and hears a roar. Then, out of the mountain cliff comes a big mountain Lion. - It's not my stomach! - She takes off running, demon hunting finally coming in handy. Just not down hill. For a moment, she slows down until she can hear it coming up fast behind her. - Good Kitty! Was that your baby? I'm sorry! I won't bother you again, - whining - I swear! - she dashes over a log, the big cat right on her tail. She looks back to see the cat and accidentally trip over her feet, luckily/unluckily, whichever way you want to put it, she falls down the hill, excelling her speed, losing the mountain lion. About twenty turns, and one big scream, she lands on Leo: breathing heavily - Oh Leo, thank god.

Leo - Phoebe! Oh my god, are you ok?

Phoebe - Yes and no.

Leo - What?

Phoebe - I lost the big cat, but I'm hurting. You decide.

Leo - We need to get you to the hospital.

Phoebe - Nonsense. I'm fin.. fine.

Leo - Piper, someone get me some towels and the car! Hurry!

They quickly bring the car around and Piper comes running with towels.

Piper - without seeing Phoebe - What happened?

Leo - Phoebe fell from the Mountain. She was chased by a Mountain lion.

All of a sudden, the Mountain Lion comes jumping out of the trees. Then, gunshots are fired into the air and scared it away. Then Chris, with a shot gun, comes out of the back porch.

Chris -Are you guys ok?

Piper - Yeah, but Phoebe's hurt…badly.

Chris - Let's get her to the hospital. You driving her, or are we calling 911.

Paige - I'd be faster to take in the car.

They lift her up, with sheets and towels securely wrapped around her neck and spine by Leo. Cole, Paige and Leo take Phoebe to Raleigh General Hospital, in Piper's car. Prue, the kids, and Richard all ride in Chris's car while Chris and Piper ride in Prue's.

Piper - Where did you learn how to shoot like that?

Chris - From the best.

Piper - The best?

About 30 minutes later, they arrive at the hospital, ER took her immediately. They all go to the waiting room.

Chris - Did anybody tell them she was pregnant?

Cole and Leo look at each other.

Paige - No.

Chris dashes to the room where they took Phoebe. Some doctors catch him.

Doctor - Sir, sir; you can't come any further!

Chris - I was so hoping that, that happens in the real life. That woman in there, Phoebe Halliwell. She's pregnant! Two weeks along!

The 2nd Doctor - Thank you sir. Well do everything we can for both mother and child.

Chris slowly walks back to the waiting room.

Leo - Chris? Something wrong?

Chris sits heavily down on chair.

Chris - No, just horrible flash backs.

Piper comforts him.

Piper - trying to take his mind off of things - Now, where did you learn to shoot and where and when did you get it?

Chris - I bought it yesterday. Jeremy use to tell me all the time about the wilderness…so I bought a gun.

Piper - Where did you learn to shoot?

Chris - My Mom. - he laughs - She use to say "With all the healers in this house, a little bullet to the rump wouldn't hurt."

Piper - I knew I was a horrible mother.

Chris - What? No, No, Mom; you were great. Your are great. What makes you think this?

Piper - I shot you for no reason.

Chris - No indeed you did not. Mom never shot anyone without a good reason. Now it was a cheap jury… - he laughs - But hey. It was fair.

A doctor walks out.

Piper - Doctor, how is she? How is my sister?!

Chris - quickly adding in -And her baby.

Doctor - Your sister is fine… but.

Chris - But?

Doctor takes a deep breath.

Doctor - We may loose the baby. She's starting to spot.

End of chapter 2 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND