"The Diary"
A "Wreck-It Ralph" Fan-Fiction
Part 4 - "1999"
by Dr. Thinker
It was about three month since Ralph killed Vanellope twice - but lucky both killings happen in "Sugar Rush", Vanellope's own game - and the game recreated her both time. Vanellope was angry - as she learned that if she was kill in her own game, she would appeared in her first coded outfit - her puffy pink princess dress - much to her annoyance.
As Ralph got up from the mud from the last player's game, he had decided to see if Vanellope had cold down a lot from the indecent.
=WIR=
He found Vanellope in the castle bedroom and said to her, "I know I'm a moron. And a diaper baby. And a stinkbrain."
Vanellope remarked, "The stinkiest of them all."
That line put on a smile on Ralph's face.
Ralph said, "Sorry, about killing you twice."
Vanellope remarked, "That's chocalate under the bridge."
Ralph asked, "Don't you mean water under the bridge?"
Vanellope asked, "Isn't water and chocolate the same thing?"
Ralph double facepalm big time - helped by his huge hands.
Vanellope said, "After we do the Random Roster race, we can start on the year 1999 - beside I did something clever with the Random Roster Race."
Ralph wondered what she means by that - and left.
=WIR=
Sometime later, Ralph learned that Vanellope had coded twenty different Random Roster Race routes - and make show the game randomized it every day. That way, no racers - even Vanellope herself - would know how the track will turn out. Ralph learned from Vanellope that it come from a recently remarked from Tafftya. The remarked that Tafftya said according to Rancis was: "I'm bored of this stale cake of a track."
The track for today's Random Roster race was the following: usual starting location, went though the Candy Cane forest, into Diet Cola Mountain, through Lemon Cream Lake, then into Gummi Bear Patch, and then to the finish line. Vanellope won first place in the race.
Ralph said, "I wish I had some popcorn for that race."
Vanellope said, "Let's see if we can get done with 1998 before next year's Halloween at best or next year's Christmas at worst."
Ralph said, "Sound like a plan."
=WIR=
Sunday, January 10, 1999
Since I'm bored after racing and having a problem sleeping. I think I turn to the book that I got from my other self.
It started with my own history. In the game backstory: Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz was born in "Sugartopia" by King Vinnie Von Schweetz and Queen Coca Von Schweetz. Rumored of a team up of a band of salty villains lead by Count Mazzo Butterpop - Vanellope was sent to Earth where she would be safe from harm. Sometime later when she was nine. She make her away back to Sugatopia and defeat Count Mazzo Butterpop and reclaimed the town and become the Ruling Princess of "Sugartopia".
In the real world - the one that the players habited - the artist based on my look on his boss, Vanna Bean. My theme was based around sugar.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Friday, February 5, 1999
Low player account today - only two players near the end of the arcade's day. Moving on the next character in the book: Miss Taffyta Muttonfudge.
The backstory for her is the following: The Muttonfudge family has been the royal family spin doctors for many years - and Tafftya was going to be following the same route - until Count Mazzo attack. Tafftya ended on Taffy Island were she faked me - Princess Vanellope Von Schtweez - until the real deal return and defeat Count Mazzo - becoming a helping hand for me.
The real word event that lead to her creation was a worker, Takorio, that was know to be very experimental in the kitchen - created a dish that combine lamb, onion, peanut butter, chocolate, blue cheese, almonds, and mushroom. No one dare to take a bite of it, except one - That person, Shuroga, was on the toilet for the rest of the day. His coworkers put it in their neighbor's dumpster that had they know had an army of cockroaches in it. The next day, the cockroaches were in the workplace. They called the garage guys to do a early pick-up. When that garage guys were done - the cockroaches return to their dumpster. Tafftya Muttonfudge was thought out. Her theme was set to salt water taffy. The lollipop was tic of Takorio, who had a love affair of both salt water taffy pieces and lollipops.
=V.V.S=
Ralph and Vanellope laughed so hard and so lough - it was about a half hour long when they stopped Taffyta Muttonfudge herself entered and asked, "What are you two laughing so hard the characters in 'Action News Team' could heard it?"
Vanellope said, "Your story behind your character in the gamer's world in my old dairy."
Tafftya took the dairy from Vanellope, look at it, laugh it, tossed the book at Vanellope - who caught it, and then said as she leave, "Muttonfudge is a name, not a recipe."
Vanellope remarked, "I wish I can pay the 'Action News
Team' a visit."
Ralph remarked, "May we can - the arcade will be closed for four days in November - for the Thanksgiving holiday. We can talk Felix and his girlfriend over there to give them a full report on the 'King Turbo Bug' business that happen here. But we need kept reading that diary."
A yawn escape Vanellope's mouth said, "Let's do that tomorrow."
Ralph nodded and head off back to his own game.
=WIR=
Felix and Ralph heard a noise like car engine coming into their game, Felix jumped to the roof of the apartment building while Ralph got ready to catch the villain. As the car engine got louder, Ralph freezed up. The car they here was Vanellope's cart and it was going at top speed and hit Ralph really hard - killing him. But not for long, since Ralph was in own game, "Fix-It Felix Jr." Vanellope did a few loops around the apartment building before crashing Ralph again - killing him again, but not for long.
Vanellope said, "Now we are even, Sgt. Cherry Nose."
If Ralph's looks could kill a game character, Vanellope would had her final game over but since Ralph's look couldn't kill her - - Vanellope was fine.
Ralph remarked, "Touche, Princess Tomboy."
Vanellope remarked, "That President Tomboy, Sgt. Brickface."
Ralph remarked, "Kid, let's read more of your dairy."
Vanellope added, "That sounds like a plan, Stinkbrain."
=WIR=
Wednesday, March 11, 1998
I had not gotten on the Random Roster race for 10 days - so I'm been very bored. To kill time, I decide to get cover another racer. The following is Candlehead's backstory: When, Cakence "Candlehead" Candleday was first born - she rolled right out of her mother's body and didn't stop until he roll into the Kart Bakery where she ended up getting candle stuck to her brain. The doctors couldn't figure out a way to get the candle out of her brain - so they left it in. The candle ended in the section that control her mood - leaving her a few scoops short of a ice cream sundae.
The story behind her creation was that a code, Kollori, based on "Dr. Cadance Candle", a ditzy scientist from the movie of the same name.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Thursday, April 1, 1998
I got Rancis and Gloyd good after caught them after they place soap on the entire Random Roster track and caused everyone to end up in a sixteen kart pile up. I joked about beheading them for that prank. They took off as if I was glitching out of control.
Getting everyone out was tiring and everyone wanted to go home. Lucky for us, if the Random Roster Race is not perform for any reason - it just use the characters that won the previous Random Roster Race.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Vanellope said, "That was similar to the prank I pull out on other 'Sugar Rush' Racers after I cross the final line."
Ralph said, "I starting to like your past self."
Vanellope said dripping with sarcasm, "Yeah and that next entry will she claim she hates her princess dress."
Ralph said, "I think I can taste sour taste of sarcasm."
Vanellope asked, "I am an open candy box?"
Ralph answered dripping with sarcasm, "Yes, Kid. You are."
=WIR=
Saturday, April 10, 1998
Sour Bill and Rancis are in the Code Room trying to get free up my other two outfits: my disguise and my racing suit. I'm stuck in my princess outfit - and it's my least favorite outfit. Whoever made it need to be chocolate syrupped and cotton candied.
Time for Rancis's backstory. Rancis Fluggerbutter is one smart boy. He is a loyal to the Sugartopia and help me - Vanellope Von Schweetz - repaired Sugartopia after the mess with Count Mazzo.
His creation background: He was originally was going to be the main hero - but most of workers thought he was black-suited version of "Fix-It Felix Jr." His theme is based on a "Reese Peanut Butter Cup" - one of Vanna Bean's favorite candy.
I can't believe I wrote that. The real world sounds stranger then the action world.
V.V.S
=WIR=
Vanellope started dancing after reading the last diary entry - it took Ralph about twenty minutes to stop her - only because Vanellope's body start to fall asleep about around the eighteen minute point.
Ralph picked up the semi-tired Vanellope, carry her the way back to her bedroom in her castle in "Sugar Rush", put a mint green nightgown on her, then tuck into her bed, and then he left "Sugar Rush" for his own game.
=WIR=
For one full week, Vanellope sleep "like a chocolate candy log" as the characters of "Sugar Rush" like to say. Her reawakening on the final day happen just as the "Arcade closed" ring out of Yuni Universe. She hop into her kart and joined the others at the racetrack. With both long sleep past and her programming - she crossed the finish line in first place.
=WIR=
Two days later, Vanellope and Ralph meet in the Candy Cane Forest - where they first meet to to hopefully finish up the 1999 entries of her old diary when she was Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz.
Ralph said, "Not a bad idea."
Vanellope said, "Jublieena wants me to be to outside the castle when the game finally gets the ninth update install."
Ralph said, "About about that tenth update?"
Vanellope said, "The 'Action News' Team Members are looking it - but so no reports on anyone from 'Tobikomi'
coming into the arcade."
Ralph asked, "Did you say, 'Tobikomi', Kid?"
Vanellope replied, "I did, Colonel Chicken Belly."
Ralph added, "They made my game."
Vanellope yelled, "WHAT?"
Soon, Ralph was covered in whipped cream. Ralph remarked, "Kid - Say it, don't spray it. Let's get this book or at least 1999 out of the way today."
Vanellope just nodded.
=WIR=
Wednesday, May 12, 1999
Yesterday, I got a two surprises - Vanna Bean show up in a dress like a outfit like my racing outfit. She even used a quarter to play as me. Someone I think I kid won a contest to have Princess Von Schweetz appear for their birthday at their local arcade.
The second one come later - Mr. Litwick comes to said that he was going to turn off us - but he won't unplug us - but he will arrive early on Tuesday at 5:00 AM - that way we can do the Random Roster Race before the arcade opens. I'm starting think Mr. Litwick knows video characters are have jobs inside their games.
Since I'm bored, I decide to Jubileena Bing-Bing backstory: Miss Bing-Bing's family was knock for cherry farming. In fact, their cherry tree farm is the most famous in "Sugartopia". In fact, the royal family usually eats them at."
Creaton background: The workers were reading English kid books trying to find a good idea. Logeriza, found the book called "Cherry Love", the book was about an orphan kid named Cherry Love who maintained a farm with help from Dorothy Love - who was hinted to be the Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz". The gang loved Cherry Love and then used code to turn Cherry Love into Jubileena Bing-Bing. Her theme is cherry pie.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Sunday, June 6, 1999
Sour Bill and I have been talking about things. The first thing is our failure to trying to convince Gene to allow us to invite Ralph to our game's anniversary party and that Count Butterpop has a idea. Though why I do have a feeling that Count Butterpop will get his final game over.. If you are not in your own game - you don't regenerate. Game Over. For good. For good, it's forever without a goodbye.
The second is that they had been reports that the other habits of Sugar Rush has been setting a yellow eye and white teeth ghost dressed in a racing outfit - usually near Sugar Rush's entrance. I'm starting to think that's Turbo's ghost.
The third was the damage done by the visiting characters for the anniversary. Not too bad, thanks to Terri and Terry, two leftovers from an unplugged game. By their blue racing suits - I think they might have been from a racing game.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Ralph said, "I know them. Those were the twins racers from 'Turbo Time' - Turbo's old game. I thought they were gone when 'Turbo Time' was unplugged."
Vanellope said, "Hmmmm. I wonder if this is the start of my past self's downfall?"
Ralph said, "I don't think so. The twins were decent - if not a little passive-angry about Turbo almost always winning the races in their game."
=WIR=
Monday, June 7, 1998
I talked to Terri and Terry. They were from "Turbo Time". I make a deal to talk with them. More information on Turbo.
They was more to the "Turbo Time" story then I thought.
It started with "Roadblasters" being put across from "Turbo Time", which was next door to "Fix-It Felix Jr." About the place, where my game, "Sugar Rush", is now. For a week, things were equal in the number of quarters between "Turbo Time" and "Roadblasters." Then Mr. Litwick's mother died and closed up shop for an entire two week. This won't be a problem if Turbo didn't meet up with Carol, the avatar for "Roadblasters" on that week's Wednesday. Turbo was mad as heck - Carol was female - black hair, hazel eyes, neon pink t-shirt, Daisy Dukes, leg warmers, and sandals. Carol was about give Turbo his final game over - if he wasn't rescued by Rally X's avatar, Hellen. Turbo was not happy with about giving saved by a girl because he prefers girls in three roles: a kidnapped princess, sport game cheerleaders, or audience members.
When Mr. Litwick reopened his arcade, the number of quarters for "Turbo Time" started to shrink at the time - while the quarters for "Roadblasters" started to grow.
Then the following Friday, as we might say in "Sugar Rush", the sugar hit the fan. Turbo took off like rocket, enter "Roadblasters", causing it crashed - unplugging both "Roadblasters" and "Turbo Time". Turbo hasn't been seen since. They wanted to join us. I come up with an idea - recolors - common in racing and fighting games anyway. So I'm summon all of my racers to the castle to ask who wanted to have two recolors. The only one was none other than Minty Zaki. So with help with them - I created Minty's two recolors - Torvald Batterbutter and Sticky Wipplesnit.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Ralph said, "Well, there's two possible reasons for Turbo trying to take cover."
Vanellope asked, "What's the first one?"
Ralph said, "That you look like a younger version of Carol - did the Turbo Twins say that she had - black hair and hazel eyes. "
Vanellope said, "Yeah." Vanellope paused before asking the following, "What's the other reason?"
Ralph said as Sticky and Torvald entered, "To get back the Turbo Twins."
Sticky and Torvald gasped loudly enough to allow Vanellope and Ralph know them there.
Ralph said sheepishly, "Hi, Terry and Terri."
Sticky said, "It's been a long time since anyone..."
Torvald added, "...call us by using our 'Turbo Time' names."
Ralph said, "So what's bring you here?"
Torvald answered, "The Set Uppers - the villain news characters from 'Action New Team' decide to show what they think what happen when you went Turbo, Ralph."
As Ralph rushed out of "Sugar Rush" with Vanellope right on his heels to "Game Central Station". They was a report - that painted him, Felix, Vanellope and Sgt. Calhoun in a bad light.
Ralph said sadly, "Now my rating is going back down to zero."
A familiar voice stated, "Don't worry, ladies, I got some fantastic help."
Ralph and Vanellope turned to see Sgt. Calhoun in her armor standing by a large blonde girl with blue eyes dress in a purple catsuit.
The blonde girl stated, "I'm Amy Chor, the anchor for 'Action News Team'. I think I can help you."
Vanellope and Ralph smiled.
=WIR=
With Amy Chor's teammates help, the Core Four started to explored all games. Ralph found the Setup's broadcaster tower was inside "Zara's Evil World" - and destroyed it just as Zara herself appeared. Her dark blue hair, her light green skin, and her purple and red clothing make her as friend of Ralph from Bad-Anon.
Zara rubbed her blue hair as her black eyes look at the Ralph, "Hi, Ralph. What's up with the game jumping?"
Ralph remarked, "Well, just shutting now The Set Uppers tower."
Zara said, "Don't worry, I got a plan. It won't kill them but now I think it's wise to return to your own games."
=WIR=
A few month later, Vanellope and Ralph meet Amy Chor again when they game jumped into "Action News Team" own game. Amy Chor explained that Zara flooded the "Set Uppers" base of operation - so Amy Chor changed the settings of her game to prevent the players from reaching the final level of their game until the water can drain out.
Vanellope told that she's reading her diary in hope of finding out why Turbo try to take over "Sugar Rush".
Amy Chor replied that the more information her team has would be good for everyone in the arcade and tell Vanellope to kept at it. Once, she gets full information, she make a special report on it.
=WIR=
Sunday, July 4, 1999
Today was a good day - most people decide to have barque in their own game for this July 4. In this game, Rancis treats us to giant smores.
Sticky and Torvald are behaving well - it's enough to make two people asks me to create recolors for them - Jubileena and Adorabeezle. I told them I'm near the fence - but I didn't say which side of the fence I'm one.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Sunday, July 11, 1998
Since I, Jubileena and Adorabeezle didn't get on the Random Roster yesterday - I decide to surprised them. In the morning, I had Jubileena meet her recolor - Citrusella Flugpucker - and then later in the afternoon, I shocked Adorabeezle with her recolor - Noughetsia Brumblestian.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Saturday, August 14, 1999
All of "Sugar Rush' racers including me had just saw Turbo's Ghost show up. He was a giant dark green monster dressed in a gray racing suit with a matching helmet with yellow eyes and yellow teeth. He went wrecking like he was trying to destroy "Sugar Rush" but end up getting caught in a cupcake. I had the cops sent him to the Fungeon. If it's a mask, and it's from another character from another game, I'm gonna send him back home on the first train. If it's a character from this game, a line from the Queen of Hearts will fit here perfectly - that line is the following...
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Monday, August 15, 1999
Well, looks like we were grabbed, chewed and swallowed by Gloyd's latest prank - he costumed himself as Turbo's Ghost. I only crushed kart and told him to stay from the Kart bakery for a full week as payback for his bad prank on us.
V.V.S
=WIR=
Ralph said, "What does that phrase me?"
Vanellope asked, "What phrase?"
Ralph point this phrase in the dairy as he said one, "This one - grabbed, chewed, and swallowed."
Vanellope answered, "That means totally conned by someone."
Ralph remarked, "I thought the phrase for being totally conned was the following - hook, line and sinker."
Vanellope remarked, "That sounds something out of a fishing game."
Ralph laughed as he said, "Let's get back to the dairy."
Vanellope nodded.
=WIR=
Thursday, August 26, 1999
Today is the hottest day on record for the entire city that this arcade is in. Mr. Litwick has turn his air conditioners to full power. To prevent me from thinking of melting the Ice Cream Mountain with my magic wand, I think I take a look at the background of our snow girls - Adorabeezle and Snowanna Rainbeau.
Background story: Short and sweet for both them. They are both cousins from different sugar ice poles and they are rivals. Adorabeezle is the North Sugar Pole and Snowanna Rainbeau is from the South Sugar Pole.
Creator's History for them is simple as well, they were thinking of ice level from past game - and come up with two suitable ice characters, but Vanna Bean could not make up with one to cut it - so the coders decide to put both in the game.
V.V.S
=WIR=
Saturday, September 25, 1999
Mr. Litwick got into arcade with a rival arcade owner cross the town over if arcade games will be affected by the Y2K Bug today. The rival arcade's son come in during the argument and totally wrecked the Q-Bert machine by not buying his mother's story.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Monday, September 27, 1999
I give some Q-Bert and his friends some sweets from my game in hopes that they will be happy in Game Central Station.
Meanwhile, they been some accounts and lawyers. Mr. Litwick is thinking that the rival arcade will close and/or try to use the pants off Mr. Litwick.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Monday, December 21, 1999
Everyone is set up for my usual Christmas route.
V.V.S.
=WIR=
Sunday, December 26, 1999.
Everything let like clockwork today though Ralph was not present in "Fix-It Felix Jr.", he was sleeping at Tappers - and I could not even wake him up after twenty attempts to do so. Hope to the Creators that he gets back to his game before it gets unplugged.
V.V.S
=WIR=
Vanellope remarked, "That the end of the 1999."
Ralph said, "That means 2000."
Vanellope said, "I just remember Turbo started to attack 'Sugar Rush' periodically from 2000 to 2003 but nothing after that until that the Battle of 'Sugar Rush' happen."
Ralph's face look like he just read a wham line in a book.
=TBC=
How do you like the reveal?
Logging off,
Dr. Thinker