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Chapter 10:

Jak reached over one of his current bed warmers and grabbed his ringing cell phone, "You had better be on mother-fucking fire…" His sleep roughened answered agitatedly.

"Jak?" A very familiar sobbing female voice replied.

"Shit," he murmured as he untangled his body from the two still tangled in his bed. He hadn't knocked her up, but his sex life was sure as shit was paying for it. He thought of grabbing a robe, but shrugged away the idea… why hide perfection?

Still holding the phone to his ear hearing soft sobs, a naked Jak walked to his kitchen. He grabbed a bottle of water and leaned against the kitchen island, "Alright, go ahead."

Kagome let the flood gates open. She loved both Kouga and Sesshoumaru but felt betrayed by them both as well. She wanted Sayuri to have a father figure, but not a complete shit head! Jak looked at his bottle of water and contemplated hard liquor instead. He had assumed this was just another Kagome hormone driven crying session, fuck him sideways; he was wrong. He also had two delectable groupies warming his bed… life was truly a bitch and sometimes she had puppies.

"Okay, hush for a moment and listen," Jak interrupted a noisy sob. "Do you know the rule of love?"

"What?" Kagome asked confused between sniffles.

"The rule of love is *sigh* if the feelings last over four months, less then that… its lust," Jak explained after a sip of water. "Your crush on boss man is fairly new, are you sure it's love?"

"Do you think I'm so shallow…" Kagome began to yell.

"Kagome, I'm trying to help," Jak deadpanned, girl talk was over. "I want YOU to think of the situation YOU will be bringing Sayuri into, okay? You have less then a month to figure this out. No running away, leave your shit at Kouga's. You're going to be responsible for another living person within the month, it's about to get VERY real VERY soon. Sleep on it, and we'll lunch tomorrow... make it dinner," Jak instructed.

"Thanks Jak, you're a great friend, you know that?" Kagome whispered into the phone. He was one of the only men she knew who could handle a crying woman or talk one down from hysterics.

Jak chuckled, "Darling, I'm a horny man who has two willing and able bodies waiting. Must go loves!" With a click the call ended, the phone was left in the kitchen and a naked Jak prowled back to his bedroom.

(Couldn't decide what combo to put Jakotsu with so use your dirty little minds and make it smut-a-licious… Jak earned a good time. Or go to the poll and let me know what to write)

Kagome had sent InuYasha downstairs after he repeatedly commented on how her maternity panties could be parachutes. If she killed the hanyou, would that be murder or charity? It was then that Kagome knew she had to call the only man who would understand. Jakotsu!

In his mysterious way of his, he helped. Running away would be childish and in no way healthy for Sayuri. Totally disregarding Sesshoumaru when he had begged for forgiveness was not a top adult moment either.

Most of her moments concerning Sesshoumaru were not conducted in the most mature manner. With a depreciating chuckle and baby belly rub, Kagome remembered their morning after fight. Still rubbing her stomach to keep Sayuri calm, Kagome relived that morning.

She had woken up thinking it was all a dream, but it was real. Her fantasy had come true. If she had just kept him the bedroom… She had attempted to make breakfast when her little bubble of happiness is popped by the Ice Prick. The look of disgust on his face and "replacement fuck" still hurt.

Sayuri whimpered softly as if sensing her mother's distress. The blinders had been ripped off that morning. The moment you've been waiting for since you understood there was "the moment" and the asshole basically calls you a whore at your own table. Kinda takes away the sparkly afterglow… and what was worse, she still loved him. She hated herself for loving a man who could think so lowly of her. Where the hell was her self respect?

Closing her eyes with a groan, Kagome admitted that she over-reacted… but Sessh had apologized. Maybe it was time to be an adult about all this and accept his apology. Make plans for him to be in Sayuri's life… the little elemental was showing too many inu traits to not have Sesshoumaru around to help.

Hell, knowing her luck Sesshoumaru had super swimmers and created some new Inu Elemental Demon… but life couldn't be that fucked up… could it? Like Jak said, she'd find out in less than a month.

With a sigh and some maneuvering, Kagome was off her bed and standing in front of her bedroom door. She could sense all three males still downstairs. She had to ask one if she could still stay here and apologize (even if she wasn't sorry), not kill the hanyou and then… shit balls, she had to apologize *gag* and set up future arrangements with Sesshoumaru. She was an adult, she could do this Kagome pepped talked herself… tomorrow morning after good night's rest. She quickly (as fast a pregnant woman can) dove for the covers and went to sleep in her clothes from dinner. She would start being an adult tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow...

*Raven-2010 you are so fliptricking awesome, thanks for your help! *

Sorry it's short, but that's all I got for now... still plotting (tap fingers together evilly)