Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Two – Hot Pursuit
Vatican's Teutonic Cemetery, Rome, Italy
The DX family and the ATM family pulled up to the crowded cemetery where many Christians were martyred centuries before and when the DX Machine arrived it attracted as much attention as the Pope's absence.
"The Pope is late, where is he? He should have been here by now?" some of the international journalists complained. The paparazzi had come to see the funeral of Shawn Michaels along with the WWE roster and wrestling folk from all promotions, including TNA. The fact that the Pope was late was attracting much controversy. The wrestling world on the other hand couldn't care less about the Pope. All they cared about was the death of their beloved Shawn Michaels and millions were watching to say what they thought was goodbye when in actuality what they were about to say was hello.
As Shawn's casket arrived from the airport Hunter looked away. Joanie cradled Cameron while LC held her father's hand for support.
"Come on Amy where are you?" Cheyenne said waiting for Big Red to appear. "Dad's been in that casket long enough it's time for him to come back to us,"
"Be patient Cheyenne, Amy's probably got a good reason for keeping us all here while her husband lays as stiff as a board in that box," Randy Orton said and everyone looked at The King's Oracle surprised by his frankness. "What did I say? If I were Shawn I wouldn't expect my wife to be tardy on the day of my resurrection!"
"Amy's not tardy I am," came a heavenly voice and the clouds broke, thunder clapped and seconds later the Angel Rebecca was in their midst.
"An angel!" somebody yelled out and everybody gathered around Rebecca who had come down from Heaven for Shawn's funeral.
"Get that camera out of my face!" Rebecca snapped at the paparazzi as they tried to take her picture.
"The angel speaks!" an English dignitary said as Rebecca sat on Shawn's coffin. She tapped the side of it and smiled.
"Sorry Heartbreak, Amy is on her way but God just sent me here to let you all know that there's about to be a resurrection," Rebecca said and everyone got excited.
"Is Jesus returning today, right here in the Vatican?!" Melina said excitedly.
"Read your Bible woman, Jesus said nobody knows when he's coming back, not even his angels. Only God knows when that great Day will come. In the meantime you'll just have to put up with Shawn," Rebecca said and she tapped the side of the coffin again.
"Hey mom," Cameron said and Rebecca smiled at her son.
"There's my favorite lil' man," she said smiling at Cameron and Cheyenne blew her a kiss. "And there's my special lil' girl," she said smiling at Cheyenne and then she looked over at LC. "And there's the future Mrs. Cameron Michaels," she smiled at Hunter and Joanie, "There's no keeping you Helmsleys' away from us Michaels is there?" she said to them.
"No there isn't," Hunter said and Hayworth touched the hem of Rebecca's robe.
"Can I have this? Dad gave me a pair of DX PJ's and I'd really rather sleep in this," he said.
"Sorry Lil Trips, I can't take it off," Rebecca said to Hayworth admiring his long black hair.
"Please?" Hayworth begged her. "I can't wear anymore of my daddy's crappy merchandise. Look how he dressed me for Uncle Shawn's funeral, I look like a DX mascot!"
Rebecca looked Hayworth up and down and saw that he was covered from head-to-toe in green and black DX gear.
"Well how else would you come to a DX funeral?" Randy Orton said and Rebecca saw that the entire WWE roster and some of the other wrestlers were dressed head-to-toe in DX merchandise.
"You used Shawn's death to hawk your stupid merchandise?" Rebecca said to Hunter who shrugged.
"It's what Shawn would have wanted," he said and Rebecca took the DX skull cap off of Hunter's head.
"First of all skull caps are not for boneheads like you, second of all, this is not a funeral people – this is a resurrection!" Rebecca declared and Amy's black mustang roared towards the cemetery and the Pope was right behind her. Amy and Rebecca Michelle got out of the car and Rebecca greeted them. "Hey there fellow saints, I just wanted to warm up the crowd. You can take it from here," she said and she waved goodbye to Cameron, Cheyenne and LC. "I'm going back to Heaven so I won't be able to watch you guys say "I do", so let me just tell you right now that falling in love is the best thing you three could ever have done. Your love is going to make this family even greater than it already is,"
A few moments later Rebecca was gone and the Pope was now the center of attention. He cocked his great white hat to the middle as it had been knocked crooked in his excitement on the way over.
"I'm sorry I was late everyone, I was held up for a moment by a very beautiful but very foolish red-head. Go ahead Amy, tell the whole world that you passed up the opportunity to be the first female Pope just so you could be loyal to your lousy pathetic excuse for a Christian husband," the Pope said to Amy whose Righteous Indignation was now activated.
"You turned down the chance to be a history making woman of God, just so you could cuddle up with Shawn awhile longer. You're my hero," LC said beaming at Amy before she snarled at the Pope. "You're on my hit list old man," she said tapping Halle who was securely locked away in her army green tote bag with DX spray painted across it in thick black letters.
"Calm down LC," Rebecca Michelle said to the Helmsley heiress, although she was proud of her mom too for turning down the Pope's offer, even though her decision was going to cost her. "Mom remember this is the Pope, you can't use Righteous Indignation on him," Rebecca reminded her mother.
"If Shawn Michaels comes back to life I'm going to throw you both in jail!" the Pope threatened Amy and she looked at the pallbearers who were standing at the entrance of the tomb where Shawn was supposed to be laid today.
"What are you doing? You can't bury a man who isn't dead," she said to them and she motioned for them to step back. "Come on Melina, its showtime!" she said to the Miraculous One who stepped over to the coffin with Cheyenne.
"Open it up GPS," she said to Cheyenne who pulled the lid off her father's coffin and threw it to one side with Phenomenal Strength.
"Did you see that?" one of the journalists said and images of Cheyenne tearing open her father's coffin were sent all around the world in an instant.
The DX family leaned over Shawn's still body.
"He's dead alright," Hayworth Horace said thinking he smelt decay.
"Oh no that was me, sorry," Hunter said apologizing and Joanie looked at him like he was crazy. "I'm sorry I fart when I'm nervous," he explained fanning away the smell and everyone held their nose in disgust.
"Geez daddy what is wrong with you?" LC complained and everyone berated Hunter while Amy grew tired of seeing her beloved husband lying in state while Hunter continued to make a jackass out of himself.
"Make with the miracle Melina," she said holding her nose.
"Shawn Michaels, rise up out of that coffin in Jesus' name!" she cried with one hand on her nose and the other in the air and Shawn's eyes blinked open, full of light and life. He sat up and looked around, he rejoiced at all the familiar faces for a moment and then he smelt something bad.
"Who farted?" he said holding his nose and Hunter grabbed him and dragged him to his feet lovingly.
"It was me; I did it in your honor I just couldn't hold it in any longer. Welcome back Shawn, don't ever die again!" Hunter said hugging Shawn ferociously.
"Hunter get off me you stink!" Shawn said but Hunter refused to let go.
Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca Michelle and LC hugged Shawn along with Joanie, Trish and Melina while Amy waited patiently for him to notice her. When he did look at her everyone else faded into the background and all he could see was Big Red.
"Hey," he said to her amorously. "Even death couldn't keep us apart,"
Shawn reached for Amy's hand and she extended it to him and he pressed it to his lips, much to the Pope's jealousy.
"Maybe death couldn't keep you apart but I will. Police, arrest this man and throw him in jail for threatening the Head of the Roman Catholic Church!" the Pope demanded but the police were in such amazement over Shawn's return to life from death that they were unable to move. "Well, what are you waiting for? Arrest Shawn Michaels right now! I'm going to give you until the count of three and then if you don't arrest him I'm going to have you all thrown in jail as-well! 1-2-,"
"Sweet Chin Music!" JR cried out before the Pope could count to three and the Pope's now unconscious body hit the ground for the third consecutive time as HBK hit him with another rendition of Sweet Chin Music on worldwide television.
"The Pope is down!" journalists shouted and it was worldwide news for hours after Shawn's heel bruised the Pope's cheek.
"And with that we're out of here, come on Shawn let's get outta this mausoleum before we turn as old and crusty as Il Papa is," Hunter said and the DX family hustled Shawn into the DX machine but he pulled himself back and stood by Amy's side.
"No, I wanna ride with my wife," he said embracing Amy. "Come on babe, let's ride outta Rome in style," he said nodding to her black mustang.
"Welcome back sweetheart," Amy said to Shawn pulling out her car keys. "Hey give me those!" she cried as Shawn took the keys and got behind the steering wheel of her car.
"Did I not say that I wanted to ride with you? I'll drive, you ride alongside me. Kids get back in the DX Machine!" Shawn said as the ARK Angels of DX tried to cram into the back of Amy's mustang.
"But we wanna ride with you," Cameron said as Cheyenne pushed herself in next to him and LC. "Cheyenne quit pushing me; you're going to pull my hip out of its socket!" Cameron complained.
"It's not me its Uncle Hunter!" Cheyenne said and Shawn looked and saw Hunter pushing himself against the children trying to get into the car too.
"Hunter you can't fit in Amy's mustang," Shawn said.
"I'm never leaving you again," Hunter said and he sat on Cheyenne.
"OW!" Cheyenne cried out and Hunter huffed at her.
"You can throw buildings across the sky and you can't handle me sitting on top of you?" Hunter said. "So much for being Phenomenal,"
"Get off my daughter!" Shawn said and he started to fight with Hunter in the back of the car while the Pope came to.
"Um guys you might wanna get out of here now," Trish warned them by calling Amy's cell phone from the DX Machine where she was sitting with Randy, Melina, Johnny and Romeo. "Il Papa is upstanding and he is mad as a Pope can be,"
"Oh for crying out loud dad," LC said. "Cheyenne put the mustang on top of the DX Machine and let's get outta here!" she cried to her future sister-in-law.
"Will do!" Cheyenne replied and she squeezed passed Hunter's muscular frame, got out of the mustang and lifted it so that it was on top of the DX Machine. When everybody was finally ready to go the paparazzi showed the world footage of the entire DX family leaving with ATM and the wrestlers from all three companies back in the United States. It was quite a display and by the time the world had woken up on the other side of the Mediterranean Sea, warrants for the arrest of Shawn and Amy Michaels had been issued at every airport. Nonetheless, the Anointed Couple were determined not to miss the first wedding of the ARK Angels of DX between LC and Cameron. The wedding was scheduled to take place in Los Angeles, California as by special request of everybody's favorite Hardy Boy, Jeff who couldn't wait for them to come back home and make their love official. He begged them to move their wedding date up to before Wrestlemania, believing just as the Angel Rebecca had said that their love could make things better and possibly even prevent his marriage to Stephanie McMahon from coming to a violent and hellacious end.