Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Three – LC and Cameron say "I Do" – Part One
Silver Trumpets church, Los Angeles, CA
The Damsels of Destruction were camouflaged inside the church while the Three C's waited for LC and Cameron to arrive. The members of the church decorated the sanctuary in preparation for LC and Cameron's wedding according to the design laid out to them by Brie, Justin and the team at MyHair. Hunter insisted on them doing a DX theme but Amy thought it was inappropriate to coat the sanctuary in DX colors.
The chairs were wrapped in white linen and gold sashes and there were white, orange and blue lilies everywhere. Justin Danner said that flower arrangement represented LC and Cameron's relationship; the white lilies symbolized purity, the orange lilies symbolized passion and the blue lilies symbolized peace, or as Brie referred to them as, the Three P's. There was a less pleasant threesome standing at the entrance of the church along with Edge, Alannah Pirelli, Marion J. Cena and RJ Orton. Even though Randy had come to his senses and made up with Shawn, RJ was still very mad at HBK for what he did to Trish while under the satanic influence of the Kliq. Nobody even mentioned the death of Kevin Nash and Tamara and Tristen were guests at LC and Cameron's wedding. It was drama Joanie and Hunter didn't want but Jeff Hardy was doing is best to put out that fire. He asked Stephanie to be a lady and not to say anything about Kevin Nash's death until after LC and Cameron's wedding reception. CM Punk and Velvet Sky arrived in L.A with the McMahon family and Angelina Love comforted Tamara while Tristen leaned on Shane and Linda McMahon. Hearing about his father's death was a blow to his soul but he wasn't going to let his father's ungodly demise ruin what was bound to go down in history as the greatest day in LC and Cameron's young lives.
His romantic thoughts soon turned ugly when he saw Carla, Cassidy and Charlene standing outside the church with evil intentions.
"I can't understand how three girls so pretty can be full of so much anger," Tristen said walking over to the Three C's while his mom stayed with the McMahons. "What are you going to do, jump on the DX Machine and stop LC and Cameron from getting into the church?"
"Us? Would we do something so barbaric?" Carla said. "We're going to break LC down psychologically and Charlene's going to give Cameron one more chance to escape from the horrid Helmsley girl,"
Charlene pawed herself arrogantly and flashed that smile that left so many men weak at the knees, "I mean come on let's face it, what man would chose a weapon-wielding warrior wack job like LC over a sensuous, tasty piece of all American candy like me?" she said with conceit.
"I would, oh wait that's right, I left you didn't I? Is that why you're acting like a total fool now, did I do this to you? Seriously if you want we could get back together just for one night, anything would be better than you ruining LC and Cameron's wedding day," Tristen said and Charlene gasped at him in offense.
"How dare you try and get back with me after all this time. Go chase girls on your level Tristen, oh wait they're all taken aren't they? I heard Cheyenne and Garrett are engaged, how's that working out for you Tristen, I mean you still love her don't you?" Charlene said to her ex-fiancé and Tristen put his hand over her lips.
"Don't speak, you're much easier on the eyes then you are on the ears," he said and Cassidy smacked his hand away from Charlene's face in her best friend's defense.
"Don't you have a funeral parlor to visit? Go bury your old man Tristen and stop ruining our fun," Cassidy said spitefully and Tristen's eyes welled up with tears at her callous comment.
"That was low Cassidy, even for a classless suck up like you. You shouldn't talk either," Tristen said and he walked away from the Three C's and Carla was glad to see him go.
"I thought he'd never leave, I think I see the DX Machine coming down the street," Carla said and surely enough just around the corner about to turn was a special white version of the DX limo and the bride was inside followed by a second limo and the groom was inside it. The white DX Machines were tied with white lace and Hunter popped out of the one carrying LC and he was blowing green streamers out of his mouth. Nobody had a chance to change out of their clothes on the way from Rome, so the entire wedding party arrived wearing DX gear.
"Dad I am not getting married in this oversized DX t shirt," LC snapped and Hunter sat back down in the limo next to her.
"Well what do you want me to do, your sister Carla's trying to stop the wedding and Aurora's with Beth. How am I supposed to get you in your wedding dress?" Hunter said and LC sighed.
"My sisters have let me down," she said and Hunter consoled her with a hug.
"Aw don't worry, here blow on this it'll make you feel better," Hunter said putting his streamer in front of LC's face. Hayworth Horace rolled his eyes at his father; his eyes had been rolling for the entire journey on the way back from Italy; it seemed his father didn't tire of being a bonehead.
"Don't worry sis, I have an idea. I think I've been in this family long enough to know how to get things done, now watch your little genius brother at work," Hayworth said as LC's limo pulled up to the side of the church where hundreds of guests, wrestlers and their family and WWE, TNA and BTW staff were waiting for the bride and groom to arrive.
"Hey Hayworth where are you going?" Chyna called to her son as he headed up the steps to where the Three C's were waiting to taunt LC and Cameron mercilessly. Hayworth stood in front of them and made the cutest face, he didn't look like a baby boy, he looked like a teenage boy now and that's exactly what he wanted.
"Hey ladies," he said smoothly. "Could you do me a favor?"
"Who are you?" Charlene said intrigued by this dark and handsome stranger she didn't know was Hunter's baby boy.
"I'm a very thankful man to be in the presence of such beauty," Hayworth said and the Three C's gushed. The Damsels of Destruction watched from a church pillar in the background.
"What are those three nimrods doing? Don't they know that's Hayworth Horace Helmsley?" Melissa Turnbull said.
"Obviously not, I think we overestimated Carla, I thought she'd be smarter than Cassidy and Charlene. I guess even we can make mistakes," Tanya Madison said as Hayworth distracted the Three C's, so that LC could enter the church through the side unnoticed. Her wedding dress was waiting for her in the church, the elders had laid it out for her and she changed into it while Cameron changed into his tuxedo inside the DX Machine.
"I don't understand why I couldn't change inside the church too," Cameron complained as Shawn and Amy pulled him into his tuxedo.
"Hunter said he didn't want you two anywhere near each other until you both said "I do" at the altar and I'm in no mood to argue with him. A whole flight with Hunter is enough to make a man lose his religion," Shawn said shaking his head at Hunter's in-flight antics.
"I can't believe he made the entire flight crew say "SUCK IT" to the Pope. Because of him American Airlines have been fined a million dollars and the flight crew has been sacked," Rebecca Michelle said. "Why is your best friend such a bonehead dad?" she asked Shawn.
"Don't worry we'll hire the flight crew and make them part of our staff. DX Inc is coming back strong and we need more staff and we'll pay them twice what American Airlines did for flying the DX company all over the world," Shawn said.
"What a great idea dad," Cameron said as he finally got into his tux.
"That's why I'm the brains of Degeneration X, I'm the straw that stirs the drink," Shawn said and Cameron laughed.
"Yeah, the crazy straw," he said and Amy laughed.
"That's enough talk you three, it's time for Cameron to become a man and marry the woman he loves in front of his entire family," Amy said and they all got out of the DX Machine and walked right into Alannah Pirelli.
"They're here," she said into her mobile phone.
"Who are you talking to?" Shawn insisted.
"I'm talking to the man you super-kicked three times! The Pope will be here soon so I wouldn't get to comfortable if I were you, you'll be in jail while Cameron and LC are getting married," Alannah said to Shawn and Amy and the Michaels all looked at Edge who was standing behind Alannah with RJ and Marion Cena.
"How could you do this to us? Do you really hate Shawn this much that you would ruin the most important day of his son's life?" Amy asked Edge who had been working like clockwork to get at DX.
"You mean like how he ruined the most important day of my life when he stole you from me?" Edge replied and Amy's eyes blew up in hot orbs of Righteous Indignation.
"You have got to be kidding me? What have you been doing for the last fifteen years, you have your own family now Adam, why don't you go take care of them and let me take care of mine okay?" Amy said and Edge grabbed her passionately.
"No, you're not part of the DX family and you never will be Amy. Don't you realize how special you are? My God even the Pope wants you to be one of his inner circle, why are you wasting your life with him? Shawn's not worth it and I won't stop until you realize what a mistake you made when you married him," Edge said and Shawn gasped.
"Wow you need therapy dude but since I don't have a phone number for a therapist, let me see what I can do to help you get over my wife," Shawn said and he swung Amy around releasing her from Edge's inferior grip and he hit her with a sweet Kiss of Life that made Cameron and Rebecca Michelle smile.
Edge was incensed and he went to spear Shawn but Cheyenne blocked him and he held his head as his skull crushed against her rock hard abs.
"Ow what are you made of Cheyenne, steel?" Edge complained.
"No just guts, unlike you. How dare you get Alannah Pirelli, RJ and Marion involved in your twisted mind games. What kind of godfather are you?" Cheyenne said and she dragged Edge by his ear with Phenomenal Strength. "You're going to watch LC and Cameron get married and when you do, you're going to realize what love is truly all about,"
"The Pope's here!" Alannah Pirelli cried out and Cameron looked up the stairs and saw the Three C's but they were still talking to Hayworth Horace.
"Its go time son, let's go!" Shawn said but the Pope drew up to them and separated Shawn from Cameron with his car. "Go son run to the altar and don't look back!" Shawn called to his son.
"Dad!" Cameron cried out as the Mafia attacked Shawn but he laid them all flat with a series of super-kicks.
Alannah watched in amazement and Amy pulled her into the church while Shawn ran up the steps with Cameron, while Rebecca Michelle stared at RJ and Marion.
"Its time to let go of all the pain of the past and look to the future, come on RJ this isn't want God gave you the Gift of Prophecy for, how long are you going to be mad at my dad?" Remi asked RJ and his heart warmed at the sound of her voice and moments later he was accompanying her to her seat with Marion as the Deans, Freddie and Megan arrived from Long Island and walked into the church while Charlene, Cassidy and Charlene were still talking to Hayworth. The Lil' Helmsley looked at his father who gave him an Evolution thumbs up indicating that he was doing a good job, or at least that's what he thought Hunter was telling him. In actuality what Hunter was pointing to was a pail of green paint teetering on the ledge of the church door, signally it was about to fall and if Hayworth didn't move now he was going to get drenched in thick green paint. Hunter and Joanie had put the paint up there while he was talking to the Three C's and the Damsels of Destruction shook their heads in dismay at what was about to happen.
"Well this has been a pleasure but I really must be going now ladies, my sister's about to get married," Hayworth said and Carla finally realized who she had been talking to all this time.
"Hayworth?" she said and as Hayworth Horace ran into the church the Three C's turned to follow him inside when the paint fell down from the church door and covered Carla, Charlene and Cassidy from head-to-toe.
"ARGHHH!" they cried. "We were tricked, DX set us up!" Charlene realized and the Damsels of Destruction came out of hiding and stood in front of their newly made Damsels with disappointment.
"You three are so lame I feel like gagging," Tanya said to them shaking her head in disapproval.
"You three are not the smart and sexy young women we thought you were," Melissa Turnbull added.
"You three aren't Damsels of Destruction, you're just Divas of Disaster," Jamie Albright added and they left Carla, Cassidy and Charlene on the church steps crying and went to talk to the Pope who was looking at his Mafia enraged at what Shawn Michaels had done to them all. "Not having a good time with the DX family are you Il Papa?" Tanya asked the Pope as the paparazzi arrived from Hollywood to cover LC and Cameron's wedding.
"Help me Damsels, you say you're the Damsels of Destruction, well I need you to help me destroy Shawn Michaels!" the Pope said and the DoD laughed. "What's so funny I'm serious?"
"We know you are and that's the sad part, you think you could destroy Shawn Michaels, you're not aware of how powerful Shawn and the DX family are. They are the most powerful family in the world and nobody will ever destroy them, believe me, we've tried it is impossible," Tanya Madison said.
"The Pope is the most powerful man in the world and no two bit cowboy from Texas is going to make me look like a Sunday school teacher, that man will pay and he will pay dearly!" The Pope said and he got into his limo and rode off leaving the paparazzi behind. For the first time he was not the one they wanted pictures of, the whole of L.A wanted to see LC and Cameron tie the knot and not even the Pope was worth missing their incredible wedding for.