Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Four – LC and Cameron say "I Do" Part Deux
Silver Trumpets Church
Inside the sanctuary sat hundreds of people, most of who were there to see who was getting married. The Rock had told all of Hollywood that his former action movie co-stars the ARK Angels of DX were getting married today and now the pews were occupied by glamorous movie stars and pop singers. LC stuck her head around the wall by the entrance to the sanctuary as Joanie wiped a tear from her eye at how beautiful her daughter was. Hunter rolled his eyes at Joanie.
"Knock it off Jo you're embarrassing LC," Hunter said and LC turned around to face him after pulling down her veil.
"Well dad, are you ready to give me away?" LC asked Hunter and the Game grabbed her tightly to himself and started to ball out loud.
"NO I'M NOT GIVING YOU AWAY, CAMERON CAN SUCK IT THE WEDDING'S CANCELLED!" Hunter cried out and Shawn ran over to them after hearing Hunter's loud voice.
"What are you talking about Hunter, nobody's cancelling this wedding. This is the day my son has been waiting for now pull yourself together, you're embarrassing LC," Shawn said and Hunter eventually pulled himself together.
"Okay I'll calm down, I didn't mean to get so upset I just realized what's about to happen. My daughter's going to marry your son Shawn, isn't that incredible?" Hunter said with a smile and Shawn broke out into tears and grabbed LC and hugged her tightly to himself.
"NO I'M NOT GIVING MY SON TO YOU, YOUR FATHER'S A BONEHEAD LC, CAMERON DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE WITH YOU HELMSLEYS!" Shawn cried out and LC looked over at Joanie.
"And dad thought you were embarrassing me mom, get off me Heartbreak Dad, I spent more time than any woman should getting into this dress and I'm going to have a lot of fun getting out of it, if you know what I mean," LC said to HBK and Joanie gasped.
"Lisa watch your mouth, that's not really appropriate you're about to walk down the aisle and marry the man that you love. Let's not ruin the occasion by mentioning, that thing we can't um… you know that thing that we um, that um…you know what just forget about it. I'll see you inside," Joanie said awkwardly walking passed DX and over to her daughter. "I love you Lisa Cornelius Helmsley and I'm so proud of you for waiting this long to marry Shawn's only son,"
"I would have waited forever, Cameron's the only man I'll ever love," LC said and when Shawn heard those words he hugged Hunter and the two men exchanged proud glances knowing that their kids were going to be together forever and nothing was ever going to separate them.
"Come on LC, it's time to walk that aisle," Hunter said and LC took his arm as Shawn and Joanie took their positions at the front of the church and the congregation stood as Cheyenne played "Here Comes the Bride," on the church organ.
Cameron stared up at the vision coming towards him, LC was about to be his for all time and Tristen Nash was his best man. After all they'd been through Tristen was there for him when he needed him the most.
"It sure is funny how life works out, one day we're kids hanging out goofing around and the next minute we're watching each other get married," Tristen whispered to Cameron whose eyes were super glued to LC's as she approached him with Hunter by her side.
"I'm so glad your dad wasn't here to spoil this moment Tristen," Cameron said and Tristen nodded with a smile.
"Yeah, me too. I love you Cameron, best friends for life," Tristen said and Cameron shook his head.
"No oaths, that's how the Kliq got started remember? Let's just be good friends," Cameron said and Tristen put his hand in his pocket and nodded. "Thanks for being a good friend,"
"Thanks for being Cheyenne's brother," Tristen said cheekily. "Now I'll have an excuse to hang around with you all again,"
"What are you two doing this is a wedding ceremony, not a sports bar," the senior pastor said. "But since you brought up sister Cheyenne, I can tell you right now Mr. Nash, don't even go try and break that girl's heart again. Garrett Calloway is the man for her, not you,"
"Sounds like a challenge to me," Tristen said confidently and Cameron shook his head. "Wow LC you filled out real nice," he said as LC stood by Cameron's side.
"Will you sit down, my daughter's about to marry the man of her dreams she doesn't need to be reminded of how many men she could have had," Hunter said to Tristen and Cameron looked at him offended. "I mean look around LC, just have a quick look at all the wrestlers in this church and make sure that you definitely want to be with Cameron for the rest of your life,"
"Hunter!" Shawn said angrily.
"Dad!" LC said angrily.
"Sit down you bonehead!" the senior pastor said to Hunter. "Can you be more embarrassing on the most important day of your daughter's life?"
"Yes I can," Hunter said and LC begged him not to do anything stupid, well more stupid. "Fine I'll save it for the reception, go be with Cameron I'll be sitting over here just in-case you choke on the vows,"
"Do you want me to hit you with this Bible? Because I'll do it if it'll shut you up?" the church pastor said firmly to Hunter waving his Bible at the Game like it was a sword.
"Why do people keep threatening to beat me over the head with the Bible? It must be some new evangelism thing right?" Hunter said and the pastor ignored him and turned his attention to LC and Cameron.
"You know we can't choose our family but we can choose to ignore them and I suggest we all do that right now and pretend that the man giving LC away today isn't here, can I get an "Amen" on that?" the pastor said to the church.
"AMEN!" everyone said at the same time and Hunter sat down embarrassed. Hayworth was relieved.
"Halleluiah, now dearly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate the coming together of Lisa and Cameron, two of my favorite people in the whole world. Many of you here today are not church goers but these two are sold out for Christ. They set the standard for faith today, they are both willing to sacrifice everything for Jesus, even if it means going through incredible personal hardship. Love is a promise but sometimes you have to fight for it. There are people who are not happy that these two have come together, people have fought them since they were kids because the devil tipped them off as to what would happen after LC and Cameron say "I do". Something incredible is going to happen in our lives after these two become one under God and forever in Him shall they remain all the days of their lives. Let LC and Cameron be an example of what Christ can do in hearts that are willing to obey him and it is with great pleasure that I stand here before you all today to bring these two angelic people together in holy matrimony," the pastor said and the whole congregation applauded apart from the DX family and ATM, they were too overwhelmed with joy to speak.
"I couldn't have said it better myself," Hunter said. "This wedding makes Wrestlemania look like Best in Show,"
"Why are you eating popcorn?" Amy asked Hunter who had his hand in a bag of popcorn that seemed to come out of nowhere.
"The Shield was passing it out over by the back pews, do you want some?" Hunter asked Shawn.
"Sure, is there any left?" Shawn said and DX ate the popcorn while the congregation watched appalled.
"Give me that!" the pastor said snatching the bag of sweet popcorn out of Hunter and Shawn's hands.
"Hey I want some," Cheyenne said taking the popcorn away from her pastor. "I didn't eat a thing on the way back from Rome, you guys want some of this?" she said handing the popcorn to Cameron and LC who nodded. The pastor watched as the soon-to-be-married couple ate the remainder of the popcorn with Cheyenne like they were at a pay-per-view show.
"I think I've seen everything now, popcorn at a wedding," the pastor said. "Only in Hollywood,"
"Hot dogs get your hot dogs here!" Daniel Bryan cried out and the pastor looked up and Daniel Bryan and the Shield were passing out hot dogs at the back of the church.
"What are you men doing, you can't hand out hot dogs in the church sanctuary? This is a holy place!" the pastor said.
"And we are hungry up in this holy place man of God; we just flew thousands of miles from Rome to be here and we're starving," Daniel Bryan explained. "Now do you guys want mustard, we got mustard!"
"YES! YES! YES! YES!" everyone chanted.
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" the pastor yelled. "No eating until after the wedding, put those hot dogs down and pay attention we're about to witness the beginning of a beautiful union between two of the best people in the world,"
"I'm sorry were you talking about me?" CM Punk said and everyone laughed at him.
"He said best people in the world dad," Ravine said shaking her head. "Geez and I thought LC's dad was embarrassing,"
"Oh look Shawn I got mustard on my DX t shirt," Hunter said as Shawn devoured his hot dog. "Hey that was mine, Daniel saved it for me!"
"I always said you eat way too slow," Shawn said.
"Look can you guys just say "I do" so I can bless you real quick? All this talk about food is making me want to get to that reception ya'll are having downtown," the pastor said.
"Sure," LC and Cameron said.
"Exchange rings," the pastor said to them both.
"Did someone say onion rings?" Big Show asked.
"I meant wedding rings!" the pastor said as LC and Cameron slipped their wedding bands on and signed the register. "I would have thought you'd be tired of eating by now," the pastor said to Big Show and Mark Henry laughed at him. The pastor turned his attention back to LC and Cameron. "Wonderful you've exchanged your rings and signed the register. I'll pronounce the blessing now, unless you wanna say something extra before I do so," the pastor asked them both and Cameron smiled at LC loving taking her hands in his own.
"There is just one thing I wanted to say before we say "I do" pastor," Cameron said and he slipped LC's hands inside his tux and pressed her fingers against his heart. "That's my heart your holding in your hands and it beats for you, can't you hear it? Listen its saying "L-C, L-C, L-C,"
LC frowned, "Really all I hear is "thump thump, thump thump," she said bemused and Cameron blushed.
"Now that's embarrassing," Hunter said laughing at Cameron and Joanie wiped her face in annoyance.
"Quit spitting popcorn all over me!" she said and she got up and sat next to Trish and Melina who were going red with laughter.
"This is the best wedding ever!" Melina laughed and Trish agreed because it Truly was.
"It's the same number of syllables the guy's trying to be romantic give him a break sister!" Tristen said to LC.
"Thanks best man," Cameron said to Tristen.
"Best friends for life," Tristen said as he sat down.
"I said no vows," Cameron said to him.
"Hello blushing bride here!" LC said wanting Cameron's attention back on her.
"Sorry babe you can take your hands off me now," Cameron said giving LC her hand back but she wouldn't take it back and she smiled brightly at him, her whole face lit up in the sanctuary.
"Wait-a-minute, I can hear it, I can hear your heart beating my name and that means so much to me Cameron, as long as you're here with me, I'll be there when you need me and when your heart is breaking I'll be the one to superglue it back together again. You can count on me Cameron; this is one vow I'm never going to break. I'm yours for life," LC said to Cameron and the pastor wiped a tear away from his face with joy.
"Pastor please you're embarrassing our children," Hunter said and Hayworth looked down at the popcorn kernels all over his father's clothes and on the sanctuary floor and wondered if he'd ever been more embarrassed in his life. Randy Orton leaned over to the young Helmsley from behind.
"Don't worry you're in for much more embarrassment, this is just a taste of the embarrassment to come," Randy told Hayworth and Lil' Trips had heard enough.
"Bless them pastor and let's call out the housekeepers, this church looks like the Staples Center after one of my dad's pay-per-views," Hayworth said.
"Now by the power vested in me by the Father, Son and Holy Spirit, I hereby pronounce you LC and you Cameron to be man and wife. Cameron you may kiss the bride," the pastor said and as LC and Cameron kissed, Cheyenne played "The Wedding March" on the organ while the congregation showered LC and Cameron with popcorn on their way back up the aisle.
"What are we at a circus, why are they throwing popcorn at us?!" LC asked Cameron.
"We're part of wrestling royalty this is as high brow as its going to get for us LC," Cameron said.
"Man I never thought inviting the pro wrestling world to church would be so ridiculous – and messy!" LC said as they headed to the white DX Machine waiting for them outside Silver Trumpets. "I've got popcorn on my veil!"
"There was nothing ridiculous about what we just did," Cameron said looking at LC lovingly. "We're married; you're my wife for life,"
"And you're my husband for…oh man nothing rhymes with husband!" LC said and Cameron laughed and they got inside the DX Machine and rode to the most hyped up wedding reception in L.A while a swarm of hungry guests stayed behind at Silver Trumpets to eat hot dogs and popcorn with the DX family and their band of merry wrestlers in the church sanctuary while the pastor rebuked them in the name of Jesus Christ.
"Come on pastor didn't Jesus eat on the Sabbath?" Daniel Bryan said.
"This isn't the Sabbath and it isn't the last supper either, now get out of my church you ungodly heathens!" the pastor said. "See you on Sunday!"
"Bye pastor!" everyone said as they left the wedding ceremony allowing the pastor to clean up the mess they made and pray for their souls before he followed them downtown for the wedding reception. "A whole night with DX and their family and friends, I don't know how those ARK Angels of DX do it," he said as he cleaned up the sanctuary.
"We'll help you pastor," ATM said staying behind to help him clean up. "We'll tell you how we managed to survive life with DX all of these years,"
"Thank you ladies, your help is much appreciated," the pastor said happy to spend time with the angelic trio who paved the way for the ARK Angels of DX. Without ATM LC and Cameron would never have been what they were right now; finally LC and Cameron were husband and wife and they had many people to thank, especially the three women now cleaning up the House of God in honor of the God that brought them all together so many years ago.