Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Five – The Guest List
Grand Ballroom at Hollywood and Highland, Los Angeles, CA
Stars gathered into the famous grand ballroom in Hollywood but they didn't get into the actual ballroom for LC and Cameron's wedding reception. The Shield was 86-ing people left, right and center because their names weren't on the guest list. LC and Cameron had a guest list and most of the people on it were already inside but there were some wedding crashers who just wanted to hang out with DX and the wrestling world clan. Roman Reigns looked up at Stephanie McMahon after turfing his four hundredth people whose name wasn't on the guest list.
"Your name's not on the list Stephanie, I'm sorry you can't come into the ballroom," Roman said to the green eyed malcontent. Roman looked over at Jeff Hardy, Beth and the A Twins, "You guys can go on in," he said to them and Stephanie snarled.
"Get me in Jeff, I am not going all the way back home without you," Stephanie warned her husband and Jeff shrugged.
"Honey you promised you'd be on your best behavior, the only reason I brought you here was because I wanted you to be a part of something really special. If you keep running your mouth you are gonna end up going home alone," Jeff said.
"So what am I supposed to do, stand out here on the sidewalk like a common hooker while you beg LC and Cameron to put my name on their guest list? This is so humiliating, I'm Stephanie McMahon!" Stephanie cried out and her children covered their ears as she ranted blindly while the Shield let people in all around her. Stephanie caught sight of Charlotte and Dan McCool whose names were on the guest list. "Hey how come you two get in? You hate DX just as much as I do for stealing Carla away from you,"
"Stephanie we just want to celebrate LC and Cameron's wedding, why don't you cheer up and maybe you won't have to stand out here all night bitching while we party it up DX style?" Charlotte said and Stephanie grabbed her angrily but the Shield pushed her back and made sure the McCools got in safe.
"That's it we're telling the bride and groom that you just attacked two of their guests," Dean Ambrose said and Seth Rollins shook his head in disapproval at Stephanie's behavior.
"You ain't got no chance in Hell of getting in here," he said putting a big 'X' on the guest list and writing Stephanie's name next to it. "Do not let in," he said and he laughed until he looked up and noticed that Stephanie was glaring at him.
"What did you just say?" Stephanie said gritting her teeth and the Shield exchanged concerned glances.
"I said you ain't got no chance in Hell of getting in here," Seth said and Stephanie's eyes lit up like glow paint and Jeff came over to her.
"Stephanie calm down," Jeff said and Seth Rollins looked at Jeff quizzically.
"What's the matter, all I said was that she had no chance in Hell of getting in here," Seth said and Stephanie was going beetroot.
"Stop saying that! Don't you know that's Vince McMahon's catch phrase?" Jeff said to Seth and the Shield member shrugged.
"No I didn't know, he died before we could get acquainted," Seth replied and Stephanie screamed causing the Shield, Jeff and everyone else outside waiting to get inside to cover their ears.
Inside the ballroom things were going a lot better. The ballroom was packed with LC and Cameron's nearest and dearest, plus a few hundred of the Rock's Hollywood friends.
"Why did you invite Stacy Kiebler after what she did to me Uncle Dwayne?" LC said to the Rock and the People's Champ snatched Halle before LC could get to her. "Hey that's my weapon, careful I dressed her up for the wedding,"
Halle the halberd was wearing white lace ribbon sash to match LC's wedding dress, she was the most beautiful medieval weapon the Rock had ever seen. "Wow, lovely but lethal," he said admiring LC's weapon du jour.
"Just like me," LC said snatching Halle from the Rock and heading for Stacy Kiebler who was talking to the Ortons with George Clooney. Cameron saw his wife moving towards the leggy dancer and made a beeline for her before she ruined her wedding dress.
"LC I want you to meet some of my new friends, Grace and Dignity. Try to be have some tonight," Cameron said pulling LC to his side and Trish furrowed her brow in disappointment.
"I told you Cameron would stop LC from attacking Stacy," Randy said to Trish.
"Stupid King's Oracle," Trish said pouting. "I really wanted to see Halle slash Stacy's little black dress in half,"
"That makes two of us," George Clooney said.
"Who wears black to a wedding reception?" Rebecca Michelle said coming over to Stacy, George and the Ortons. Rebecca was wearing a royal blue satin dress and silver glitter shoes and jewelry, she looked classy. "This isn't a funeral Stacy; this is a wedding reception and that dress is inappropriate,"
"Yeah take your dress off!" Hunter said coming over to Stacy Kiebler with Joanie, Shawn and Amy.
"Calm down I know how much everyone would love to see my fiancé in her underwear but I'm afraid that privilege belongs to me," George Clooney said and DX furrowed their collective brow.
"We've seen Stacy in her underwear, Hunter's got her bra and panties match on DVR," Joanie said.
"I thought you taped over it?" Hunter said to Joanie.
"Yeah I did but you re-recorded it and then told Amy that Shawn gave it to you as an early birthday present," Joanie said.
"That wasn't me," Amy said.
"That was Rebecca not Stacy and I'd rather look at a panda in their underwear than look at Stacy Kiebler," Shawn said and Randy Orton laughed. "That's what I told Rebecca when we were married and I'm sticking to it,"
"Calm down Shawn I don't expect you to come after me the way you went after Lita or Big Red or whatever the Hell you're calling Matt and Edge's ex-girlfriend now. Feel free to watch that bra and panties match over and over again, it doesn't matter to me I'm about to be Mrs. George Clooney," Stacy Kiebler said and Randy and Trish coughed loudly.
"Get Halle," Trish said under her cough.
"What?" Stacy said.
"She said your dress sucks," Joanie said. "and if you keep making fun of Shawn and Amy I'm going to introduce you to the dumpster outside, understand?"
"Geez Joanie I thought you'd be in a better mood, your daughter just got married to Shawn's little boy. Don't you realize what that means?" Stacy said.
"That they'll be happily married forever of course," Joanie replied joyfully.
"No it means you have a fifty-fifty chance of having a good-looking grandchild," Stacy said. "Just pray that your ugly genes don't make it through LC's bloodline,"
Hunter looked at Stacy in shock," Wow, you are so out of here," he said to the future Mrs. Clooney and he paged the Shield and told them to come and get Stacy out of the ballroom immediately.
"Let go of me, you're ruining my dress!" Stacy said as the Shield hustled her out through the back much to everyone's delight. "George get these men off me!"
"Honey I'll be right out just make like the dumpster's your old apartment," George said to Stacy and Kiebler couldn't believe he was staying at the reception while she was being tossed out like a piece of garbage.
"Are you kidding me? We are so not getting married!" Stacy yelled.
"Trust me that's a good thing," Randy Orton said to George Clooney. "That woman couldn't make Daniel Bryan say yes,"
LC laughed as Stacy got tossed out and Hunter gave her a thumbs up, "Thanks for taking out the trash!" LC called to the Shield as they blew her a kiss on the way back to the front entrance.
"Hey don't blow kisses to my wife," Cameron said fanning the airborne kisses away from LC's face.
"Hey we wore white for you, don't push it Cameron," Dean Ambrose said. The Shield were not wearing their traditional black gear tonight, instead they were dressed in all white in fitting with LC and Cameron's wedding reception.
"They still look tough," Cheyenne said as they let Garrett Calloway inside and Cheyenne waved him over much to Tristen's irritation.
"Hey don't look at Garrett like that, he's my sister's fiancé," Cameron said to Tristen. "Don't get mad at him because you blew your chance with Chey, just be happy for them okay?"
"Go cut your wedding cake Cameron," Tristen said to his best friend dismissively.
"Not yet, we gotta dance first," LC said to Cameron lovingly.
"You know who wanted to sing while we dance?" Cameron said to LC.
"Please don't say Britney Spears," LC said nervously.
"Nope, Jessica Simpson. She's gonna sing "I Wanna Love You Forever" while we slow dance," Cameron said moving his hips.
"Calm down Fandango, there are kids in here and I don't wanna be setting a bad example for them," LC said.
"You know we're related to Degeneration X right?" Cameron said. "We could square dance and our dads would turn it into a strip tease,"
"Cameron my dad is maxed out on idiocy and Shawn's not far behind. How much dumber could our parents get?" LC said and Cheyenne, Garrett and Tristen looked to where Jessica Simpson was preparing to sing for LC and Cameron and saw Hunter handing her something.
"What is this?" Jessica Simpson said looking at the crumbled up piece of paper with ketchup and mustard stains all over it.
"I made up some new lyrics for you to sing while LC and Cameron dance," Hunter said and Jessica showed Britney Spears the lyrics.
"I Wanna SUCK IT Forever?!" Jessica Simpson read and Hunter nodded proudly.
"Shawn's approved of the lyrics so you have full permission to sing this out loud in front of everyone," Hunter said and he patted Jessica on the butt before Joanie pulled him away from her by his ear.
"Britney I can't sing this, look at these lyrics they're disgusting!" Jessica said to her business partner.
"This is DX weren't talking about Jessica, just do your best and try to stay in key," Britney said and Jessica gave her a dirty look.
"I always sing in key," Jessica said offended and she got everyone's attention. "Okay everybody it's time for LC and Cameron's first dance as husband and wife. LC, Cameron, please take the floor while I sing a new song co-written by your parents Shawn and Hunter,"
"Co-written?!" LC and Cameron said together alarmed and Cheyenne sank into Garrett.
"We're doomed to live in embarrassment for the rest of our L.A lives," she said as LC and Cameron tried to get to Jessica before she could start singing the newly enhanced lyrics courtesy of DX.
They were too late to stop her and this is the song they had their first dance to.
You set my soul at ease
Chased darkness out of view
Left your desperate spell on me
Say you feel it too, I know you do
I've got so much more to give
This can't die, I yearn to live
Pour yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
I wanna SUCK IT forever
And this is all I'm asking of you
Ten thousand lifetimes together
Is that so much for you to do?
'Cuz from the moment that I saw your face
And felt the fire in your sweet embrace
I swear I knew, I'm gonna SUCK IT forever
"Gross!" Rebecca Michelle cried out and Beth and the A Twins covered their ears along with Romeo, RJ Orton, Jeremy Dean, Freddie and Megan from Long Island. Hayworth came up to his father in disbelief.
"You can't be my father, it's impossible how can one man be so moronic in one day and not just any day, on the most important day of his daughter's life?!" Hayworth said and he looked up at Joanie for an explanation.
"Hayworth I told you, the DNA test came back positive, Hunter is your father and no I'm not giving you to Rhode Scholars to raise," Joanie said to her son who pouted and went over to Shane and his boys and their friends while DX laughed at the look on everyone's faces.
LC and Cameron smiled at them, "We loved it," they said together. "Good job,"
"Well that's all the approval we need and if the rest of you wedding guests aren't down with that, we got two words for ya!" Shawn said to everyone in attendance.
"SUCK IT!" everyone replied and the famous DX war cry rang out outside the ballroom, rallying the people outside still trying to get in and splitting the ear drum of one Stephanie McMahon.
"I have got to get in there," she said and she spotted three familiar faces looking at her from the shadows. It was the Three Cs. "Hello ladies, let me guess, you're names aren't on the list either," Stephanie said to Carla, Cassidy and Charlene.
"The Shield won't let us in," Carla said and Stephanie noticed that they were covered in green paint.
"DX got you didn't they?" Stephanie said and the Three C's nodded. "I know how you feel, DX have been embarrassing me my whole life! What I wouldn't give to tell DX what I think of them and that they've got no chance of taking ownership of TNA as long as I'm around,"
"Sounds like we have a lot in common, we've all been rejected by DX," Carla said. "What do you say we form our own faction? Let's team up and show the ARK Angels of DX why it's bad to exclude people, especially if those people know you as well as we do,"
Stephanie smiled cunningly, "I like the way you think McCool, come on let's make DX regret the day they met,"
Charlene sighed at all the people going into the ballroom for LC and Cameron's wedding reception, she really wanted to go in too. There was something about not being on the guest list to one of the most exciting wedding receptions in town that really made her want to leave the Three C's and be friends with the ARK Angels of DX again. Now with Stephanie in the mix the chances of that happening were as slim as her ankles, so she sent Tristen Nash a text and told him to come outside and help her make things right with two of the most important people in her life and their crazy DX family before things went too far and spoiled LC and Cameron's wonderful night.