Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Six – From Russia with Love
Grand Ballroom at Hollywood and Highland, Los Angeles, CA
The best part of saying goodbye to people is never having to say hello to them again, at least that's what The Shield thought after they bounced Stephanie McMahon and the Three C's from LC and Cameron's wedding reception. While the reception was in full swing The Shield was still turning people away because they weren't on the guest list. Suddenly four women appeared and they were wearing identical clothing to the Shield, only it was clear that they were not men in any way, shape or form.
"Wow!" Seth Rollins said in shock.
"Baby doll!" Dean Ambrose said equally impressed.
"My-my-my aren't you ladies a sight for sore eyes," Roman Reigns said to the women in white, cleverly disguised to seduce The Shield.
"We're not on the guest list, are you boys going to turn us away?" said the tallest woman and Jeff Hardy came out recognizing her instantly. He pulled off her hood and revealed to the Shield who she really was.
"Stephanie McMahon!" Dean Ambrose said outraged. "You tried to pull one over on the Shield. The father of the bride is going to hear about this!"
The Shield paged Hunter and he came to the door immediately, "Hunter your ex-wife is still trying to get inside, look she's wearing a disguise!" Seth Rollins said turning back to the other three women in white. "And let me guess," he said pulling off the hoods off of Carla, Cassidy and Charlene. "Ah-ha! The Three C's you guys are so busted!"
Charlene grabbed Seth roughly by the hair and smiled at him and he was baited.
"My God Seth don't look into her eyes!" Hunter said shielding The Shield from the Three C's. "All of you get inside now, Shawn and I will take over securing the reception,"
"Yay we get to go inside!" Stephanie said hugging Carla, Cassidy and Charlene in celebration but the celebration was short lived.
"You don't get to go inside, they get to go inside. Watch them," Hunter told the Shield.
"But you told us not to look at them!" Seth Rollins said.
"Don't you have sunglasses? Every security team has at least one pair of sunglasses, its part of the uniform!" Hunter said and the Shield felt around in their pockets and found sunglasses there.
"Well whad'ya know?" Dean Ambrose said and the Shield put on their shades in sync and escorted The Three C's into the wedding reception where LC and Halle were waiting for them.
Hunter turned to Stephanie and Jeff, "Us three are going to have a little talk," he said to the Hardy husband and wife. "The Shield can handle The Three C's but LC and Cameron can't handle you Steph. I need to know what's going on with you, why are you lashing out at Jeff, why have you turned against your own family? Is it because you think Shawn killed Vince?"
"He did kill Vince," Stephanie said angrily and Shawn heard her shrill voice and turned to go back inside.
"I'm going back in I don't need this right now, go home Stephanie you're not spoiling LC and Cameron's night with your wild accusations," Shawn said to Stephanie.
"Shawn we have to guard the door while the Shield are inside," Hunter said and Shawn pouted.
"But I wanna stay inside with Amy," he complained.
"I know so do I but we can't both have her can we?" Hunter said and Shawn frowned at Hunter's comment.
"What?" he said. "Hunter stop hitting on Amy, you're worse than the Pope!"
"I'm going in I wanna congratulate LC and Cameron," Stephanie said but Hunter and Shawn blocked her.
"No!" they said at the same time and Jeff tried to calm her down.
"I don't think you're ready to congratulate them yet Steph; you're obviously still grieving Vince and you're obviously still grieving somebody else," Jeff said and Stephanie cocked her eyebrow.
"What do you mean, who else am I mourning aside from my dad?" Stephanie said.
"Do I have to say his name?" Jeff said.
"Please don't," Hunter said knowing who Jeff was referring to. "This is exactly why I didn't put your name of the guest list Stephanie, you bring up too many bad memories,"
"You're acting just like him; sometimes I think you'd rather be with him than with me. He's dead Stephanie, I'm alive why don't you wanna be with me?" Jeff said and it was clear he was hurting.
"You talking about Chris Jericho? I don't care about him!" Stephanie said. "I care about my father and I have to avenge his death Jeff, wouldn't you do the same if somebody killed your dad?"
"No I would forgive them and move on and that's exactly what you should do but instead all you're doing is pulling everyone down, everyone that cares about you. That's exactly what Jericho would want you to do but your father would want you to get along with DX and welcome them to TNA with open arms. I don't understand why you can't just do that," Jeff said puzzled. "Your children love DX, I do too, why can't you Steph?"
Stephanie shook her head, "I think you've fallen off one too many ladders Jeff, you've forgotten what Shawn did to Trish, what he did to Mickie James and John Cena and what he did to his own children! He abused and assaulted them all, that's the DX my brother made famous back in the Attitude Era, back then Hunter, Shawn and Chyna were a group of low-lives who didn't care about anyone apart from themselves. They hurt many people along the way and you weren't even around for that but I saw it all. I saw the WWE become salacious and vulgar and it was all because of DX. I never liked them, I was sooooo happy when Shawn got sidelined with that back injury but oh no God had to heal him and he came back into Hunter's life and low and behold I become the afterthought in Hunter's life. It wasn't long before Joanie came back into the picture and my nightmare started all over again. This new shiny DX that everyone loves is a fake, I know the real DX and they bring chaos, they destroy lives! They are the reason my marriage fell apart and they are the reason I don't have a father to call on anymore when I need a strong shoulder to cry on. They brought the Kliq back into my life, they brought the Kliq back into all of our lives but you don't wanna hear me Jeff. You wanna pretend DX is perfect, that they can do no wrong. I don't have anything against LC and Cameron, in fact I feel sorry for them because the curse that DX put on me and my family is going to fall on them and I'll be right there to say I told you so when it happens. Nothing good will ever come out of the DX family and I guaran-damn-tee it," Stephanie said.
"You sound just like Vince," Hunter said. "DX is not cursed, we're blessed Stephanie. Our children love us; can you say the same about yours? Aurora's living at the Sandbox with us because she can't stand you, Beth is scared of you and the A Twins can't see any difference between you and Chris Jericho. So who's cursed Stephanie? The two men with the multi-billion wrestling company plus two thirds of TNA and loving family and faithful employees, or the woman trying to convince her husband that we're evil? How good are you Steph? If you don't watch out Jeff won't be the last man you marry and Aurora will never wanna be around you ever again. Is that what you call good? I'm no Pope or nuthin' but I think that's really, really, really bad,"
"And that brings us to the end of yet another boring and self-serving DX promo, well I got news for you Hunter, you wouldn't be half the man you are if it wasn't for me and my family, the McMahon family. Don't forget who made you The Game, without my influence you would still be carrying Shawn's bags and if it wasn't Shawn's bags it would be some other headliner's luggage. You're one lucky man Hunter but you're also a lousy husband. Come on Jeff let's go, I'll send LC and Cameron something in the mail, something tasteful and classy, something that'll remind them of me," Stephanie said to her husband but Jeff snatched his arm away.
"DX is right I can't be with you if you're going to be like this, I can't have you treating me like you treated Hunter. I don't need to carry anyone's bags and if I did I would have been honored to carry Shawn's bags, that's called humility and it's a trait you don't have anymore. Stephanie when we first got married I loved watching you make dinner for the kids and load the dishwasher because it was so sweet, you put your family first. I want that Stephanie back, where did she go? What she ever even real, have you been playing me this whole time?" Jeff asked Stephanie.
"No I am that woman still but I'm also a McMahon and my family name means more to me than yours ever will Jeff Hardy," Stephanie said and Jeff covered his mouth in shock and rainbow tears ran down his face.
"You bitch!"
Everyone turned to see who had said what they were all thinking, it was Matt Hardy and he was not happy with Stephanie at all.
"Okay um, we're gonna have to ask all of you to leave. There is no way any of this ugliness is coming inside the ballroom," Hunter said and Shawn nodded while comforting Jeff who was a colorful mess.
"Don't worry DX I'ma take care of Jeff, something I thought you would do Stephanie but instead you're out here degrading the Hardy name. Where the Hell do you get off talking to my little brother like that?" Matt said to Stephanie angrily.
"The truth hurts doesn't it?" Stephanie said cruelly.
"Not as much as I'm going to hurt you if you don't get out of here right now," Matt said to Stephanie who folded her arms across her chest stubbornly.
"I'm not going anywhere without Jeff," Stephanie said and she extended her arm to her husband. "Let's go get the kids and take the next flight outta this West Coast nightmare,"
"Jeff you don't have to go anywhere with her you can stay here with me and enjoy the party, my name is on the guest list I can get you in," Matt assured his brother. "You don't need Stephanie's permission to do anything,"
"Yes I do, she's my wife Matt. I promised to love her for all eternity and that's what I'm going to do, come Hell or high water we are going to make this marriage work," Jeff declared tearfully. "I'll go get the kids,"
"That's a good boy," Stephanie said patronizingly and Shawn could recognize the spirit influencing her, it was undoubtedly Chris Jericho and that meant Jeff, Beth and the A Twins were all in danger.
But they weren't the only ones in danger as Trish and Randy came out and grabbed DX.
"The Mafia is coming, everyone inside right now we're gonna lock this place down all night long!" Randy Orton said and everyone waiting outside to get inside cheered as the line emptied into the ballroom where LC and Cameron were being admired and complimented by everyone. The Shield had managed to quiet down The Three C's and Cheyenne was playing some sweet party music that had everyone dancing around happily and it was going to stay that way as far as DX and ATM were concerned.
When the wedding reception was over and the Mafia arrived they chased Shawn and Amy all the way to Russia by order of The Pope and his Illuminati. Determined not to let their night go out on a low point the ARK Angels of DX followed them there and news quickly got out that LC and Cameron's wedding reception was continuing in the Corinthia Hotel in St. Petersburg, Russia. People actually tried to cross over from L.A but the traffic was too much and they eventually gave up hope and went home. Meanwhile in Russia the wedding reception continued with much fewer guests but with much more love.
The Honeymoon Suite, Corinthia Hotel, St. Petersburg, Russia
"So I guess we'll have to have our honeymoon here, we can't go back to America not with the Mafia in L.A," Cameron said.
"Yeah I'm tired of fighting," LC said throwing down Halle and she caressed Cameron as they stood alone in their honeymoon suite. "I want to make love to you Cameron,"
"I'm totally up for that," Cameron said.
"That's what he said," LC replied but before they could begin they had to make sure Hunter wasn't inside checking up on them. "Dad, are you in here?" LC called out.
"Like he'd ever tell you if he was, the man is a master of disguise, he hid in my dad's room for days when Amy first moved into the Sandbox," Cameron said. "She finally found him hiding in the shower,"
"I'm in no mood for being overprotected dad!" LC cried out and a knock came at the door. It was the Ortons and they came bearing good news.
"Hunter's gone back to L.A, he forgot Hayworth and legal papers have been signed giving parental rights to Rhode Scholars," Randy Orton said.
"Hayworth does a mean forgery of Hunter's signature," Trish said.
"So we don't have to worry about daddy spying on us!" LC said relieved.
"Yeah but you still have a lot of people in this hotel who are fans of you both now, if I were you two I wouldn't stay here too long," Trish said.
"Well where are we supposed to go Trish, it's our honeymoon night," Cameron said.
"You're a smart guy Cameron, use your head. You'll find the perfect place for you and LC to share your first night together," Randy Orton said and the Ortons left LC and Cameron alone in the honeymoon suite.
"Where are we supposed to go we don't know Russia," LC said and Cameron thought of a place they could go.
"Come with me, I think you're going to like where I take you," Cameron said and they headed to a place he knew LC would always remember with a smile on her wonderful face.