Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Eight – The Sweet LC
Corinthia Hotel, St. Petersburg, Russia at 10am MSK
"So you nailed my daughter huh?" Hunter said as Cameron and LC returned to the Corinthia after enjoying a thoroughly romantic honeymoon night at Russia's Winter Palace. LC was speechless.
"Dad come on I'm standing right here!" LC said squeezing past her father who was blocking the entrance to Shawn and Amy's room while Cameron gulped nervously at the stern look in her father's eyes.
"I did what any man would have done on their honeymoon," Cameron said tentatively and Shawn and Amy rolled their eyes at Hunter's idiocy. He had just returned from L.A after getting Hayworth Horace away from child services after his firstborn son put himself up for adoption after the wedding. For some reason Rhode Scholars were Hayworth's preferred guardians and Hunter didn't wanna waste time arguing with them over the legality of the fake adoptions papers that Hayworth had forged, so he invited them back over to Russia with him.
"Come on let's go I thought we'd all go have lunch together before we go back to America," Hunter said to LC hugging his daughter while Joanie played with Hayworth.
"We can't go back to America, not until the Pope's out of our business. He's probably waiting for us at LAX airport," Amy said.
"Just burn him up with your Righteous Indignation," Hunter said.
"I can't do that he's the Head of the Roman Catholic Church I'll be imprisoned for life and so will Shawn," Amy replied.
"I'll bust you out," LC said tapping Halle who was out of her wedding ribbon and back in LC's hands where she belonged. "The Pope ain't got nuthin on Halle,"
"Shouldn't you be thinking about your marriage? You can't be running around defending Shawn and me from the Pontiff when you've got a brand new husband to look after," Amy said and LC shrugged.
"I can take care of myself, I know how to make toast and I can use the microwave all by myself," Cameron said and Shawn shook his head.
"No son, LC has to stay home and cook for you. All good wives cook for their husbands," Shawn said and Joanie and Amy laughed.
"Shawn I don't cook for you, you cook for me," Amy said.
"Yeah and I don't cook for Hunter, we eat whatever you cook," Joanie said to Shawn.
"Bring me something to eat every day, I wanna test your cooking skills when we get back to the Sandbox LC," Cameron said liking the idea of LC feeding him.
"Um about that, you guys can't live with us anymore," Joanie said to Cameron and LC.
"WHAT?!" LC and Cameron said horrified.
"Why can't we stay at the Sandbox?" Cameron asked bemused.
"Because you're newlyweds, you need your privacy for all the lovemaking you're going to be doing over the next few months," Hunter said.
"We've all been there; it is not cool to share the first few months of your marriage with family. You guys need to go back to L.A so you can be alone with each other and away from Hunter," Shawn said.
"They'll never be away from me!" Hunter objected.
"But we can't go back to L.A you said the Mafia is there," LC said ignoring her father.
"You've got Halle," Amy said.
"So I can Judge the Pope, awesome!" LC said relived. "I've been wanting to put that old man in his place since he stuck his arrogant nose in our business; I thought he might ruin the wedding,"
"There was no chance in Hell of that happening LC, not on our watch," Joanie said and she kissed her daughter proudly. "Kiss your sister Hayworth; you're not going to be seeing her for awhile," she said to her son who suddenly threw himself at LC's feet.
"Can I come live with you? Please say I can come live with you!" Hayworth said grabbing LC's waist desperately. "Please I don't wanna live with Hunter, he makes my brain freeze, and he's the stupidest man I ever met in my life!"
"You're only a month old!" Hunter argued.
"And I've seen more stupidity in one month that most children have seen by their first birthday. LC please take me with you, you can use me as practice," Hayworth said and LC furrowed her brow.
"Practice for what?" LC asked Hayworth.
"Practice for when you and Cameron have your first child of course, you're both of child-bearing age a baby is bound to come along sooner than later," Hayworth said and LC blushed.
"I really think you should stay with mom and dad Hayworth, Cameron and I are gonna be um, busy being husband and wife and you might get neglected," LC said and Cameron noticed how nervous she was all of a sudden.
Hunter took Hayworth up into his arms; he had to wrench him from LC's waist, he wasn't willing to be in Hunter's possession. Even though he was a baby he looked like a small teen. "It's all good Hayworth, I was thinking of taking you to work with me anyway. One day with me and you'll see that I'm not the moron that everyone says I am," Hunter said to Hayworth and he sat on Joanie's lap and pouted and wrote in his journal, he had a journal now. It was a gift from Cody and Damien as part of the "adoption".
"Journal entry number one, I love Russia and I never want to leave it but now I have to return to America with my moron dad to see how he became a rich moron," Hayworth wrote and Hunter leaned over his son's shoulder as he wrote. "Do you mind, this is private?" Hayworth complained. "Quit drooling on my journal you're gonna smudge the ink!"
"I'm sorry Joanie's wearing a low cut tank top," Hunter said and Joanie laughed while Amy and Shawn felt sorry for poor Hayworth.
"I don't blame him for wanting to stay with you guys in L.A, too much time with Hunter can cause brain…damage," Shawn said slowly and Hunter crotch-chopped him in response to his comment.
"You could always stay with Chey and Garrett, they're not married yet and they'll have plenty time to spend with you," Cameron said to Hayworth.
"Nah, there's something about those two that gives me the creeps. You Michaels' have really weird taste in people. I mean I get your attraction to my sister Cameron she's sweet but what on Earth does Cheyenne see in Garrett Calloway?" Hayworth said and Shawn and Cameron sighed in unison.
"We have no idea," they said at the same time.