Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Nine – Love in the Dark
The Impact Zone, Orlando, FL at 7pm EST
Things were getting back to normal for the wrestling world now that LC and Cameron were married. DX seemed to have been given the all clear by the wrestling brass and they were no longer the evil villains that Stephanie McMahon, the Brothers of Destruction and Edge were making them out to be. The TNA world was more than willing to forgive and forget all that had transpired when Shawn rejoined the Kliq, now that Kevin Nash was dead and Scott Hall and Sean Waltman were back in Shawn and Hunter's good graces, everyone wanted to move on.
Everyone except for Stephanie McMahon that is…
Her plan to destroy DX was still in effect despite more serious things like her family needing her love and affection, all Stephanie McMahon did these days was sleep, eat and drink ways to bring Shawn and Hunter to their knees. So when it was time for CM Punk to cut a promo on New York's Finest, he dropped a pipe bomb on Stephanie instead, wrecking TNA's plans for him to face off against Jeff Hardy at Lockdown in April. After he had done talking it was clear that he and Jeff were on the same side and that they both had one common enemy and her name was Stephanie McMahon.
Matt Hardy was watching Impact from Jeff's house in Cameron and he loved Punk's promo. Jeff did too but he still gave Punk a Twist of Fate at the end of it which was his way of telling Stephanie that he had nothing to do with Punk's pipe bomb. Punk saw the famous finisher coming and sold it like a pro, sure his neck hurt like crazy for hours afterwards but it was worth it. Now the whole world knew that Stephanie was not the loving wife and mother that Jeff wanted her to be so badly.
"Pipe bomb," CM Punk said to Stephanie backstage after the segment was over and John Cena, Maria, Batista and Ric Flair looked at her coldly.
"Is it true?" Batista asked her plainly.
"Is what true?" Stephanie asked him defensively.
"Are you hurting Jeff physically?" Maria asked more to the point.
"Maria if I were you I'd concentrate on making New York's Finest look good instead of sticking your nose in my family's business," Stephanie said and Batista stepped in front of his wife shielding her from Stephanie and the Billion Dollar Princess turned to Jeff ignoring the other members of New York's Finest. "Let's go we'll talk about this when we get home,"
John Cena watched as Jeff Hardy flinched and he shook his head, "Dude you don't have to go with her, you can stay with me and MJ if you want. You know you're more than welcome over at the Cena household right?"
"I'm going home with my wife," Jeff said firmly and CM Punk watched him leave with the worst woman in the world as far as he was concerned and now New York's Finest weren't so hot about her either anymore.
"He flinched I saw him, he's afraid of her. I didn't think Jeff Hardy was afraid of anybody," John Cena said.
"This is a disgrace brother! One of the greatest wrestlers of all time is being treated like a little pushover by a woman who should know better than that. You'd think after everything Stephanie's been through with Chris Jericho she'd know how to treat Jeff," Ric Flair said and Maria shook her head squeezing Batista's waist lovingly.
"Obviously Jericho didn't hit her hard enough," Maria said.
"That's not funny Maria," CM Punk said. "You weren't exactly running for your life when John caused you to lose our child,"
"Way-to-bring up the past Punk," Maria said irritated.
"Well you know what if people would just learn from their mistakes I wouldn't have to drop pipe bombs on 'em all the time. I know you and John have moved on but don't act like there's nothing attractive about abuse. John was so cruel to you and you didn't leave him, you were still attracted to him. What we need to do is make Stephanie less attractive somehow," CM Punk said and he snapped his fingers with a smile. "And I think I know just how to do it,"
"How?" Maria said.
"In the ring, let's see how tough Stephanie is after she's faced three of the toughest broads in this business," CM Punk said.
"Yeah right like you're gonna get Dixie Carter to put Stephanie in a match with Gail Kim or Awesome Kong or Tara," John Cena said.
"Dixie would never book the match but DX would and since they own two thirds of TNA, there's no way Dixie could say no," CM Punk said and New York's Finest gasped.
"Stephanie will go nuts if DX book her in a match against any of those three," Batista said.
"If Stephanie worked half as hard as DX did she'd spend less time bitching about crap that doesn't matter. I think it's time she did have some sense knocked into her and there's nobody better to do it than three of TNA's toughest Knockouts," CM Punk said.
"Actually I think you left out one," came the familiar voice of Mickie James. "Nobody hurts Jeff Hardy and gets away with it, you tell DX I want in on that match,"
John Cena frowned; the idea of his wife working with DX made him very uncomfortable and suddenly the idea of payback on Stephanie McMahon didn't sound too good after all.
"You know what let me talk to her Punk. Maybe a little one-to-one with Steph might be a better idea," John said and CM Punk frowned at him.
"What you gonna say to her John? "Please Steph, stop beating up your husband and scaring your kids half to death"? He's in love with her and we have to make her look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside, that way Jeff will see her for who she truly is and he won't be so attracted to her anymore," CM Punk said. "I believe your wife can make her as ugly as shoe leather,"
"I sure can," MJ said smacking her hands together. "I can make those green eyes water with pain,"
"That's what I'm talking about," CM Punk said and he gave MJ a hi-five and John rubbed his superman chin thoughtfully.
"So if all we wanna do is make Stephanie ugly on the outside let's just alter her appearance without a match," John Cena said and Ric and Dave frowned at him.
"What do you mean?" Batista asked Cena.
"I'll tell you after I talk to my son Marion, don't worry guys after I've pulled this rib on Stephanie she'll be so nice to Jeff he'll never have another problem with her again," Cena said and he called Marion and told him his idea.
"Whatever John's got in mind I have a feeling it's going to be hilarious," Maria said with a smile and CM Punk pouted.
"Yeah I guess," he complained and MJ patted him on the shoulder.
"I know how badly you wanted to see Stephanie cry in pain but sometimes violence isn't the answer," she said and New York's Finest hugged her while Punk fantasized about the match he had in mind and it was probably a good thing that it never got DX approval. If Punk had his way there would be a lot more violence in the wrestling world and it was because of John Cena that there was a lot less violence and a lot more laughs.