Dear Philippines,
It's perfectly fine. People get busy. I'm busy a lot of the time. I've got a job in Emergency Management and Meteorology. It's no problem.
Yeah. Charley and Tobias are such sweet boys. I love them to death. I'm very protective of them. If anyone hurt them, I'd probably that person's ass in the lagoon with the sharks. England and America are great older brothers to me. Al gets on my nerves sometimes, but his heart is usually in the right place.
Oh hey, actually... Didn't I meet you once before? I remember that after Mount Pinatubo erupted, a lot of Filipinos stayed at my place for awhile. I had to share my barracks with someone for awhile. Was that you?
That sounds really fun. People used to come to my beaches quite a bit a few years ago. But after 2007, my boss said no more tourists were allowed to come over here.
I love flying and sailing. We could do that soon. Just let me check with my boss and see if it's alright for me to take some time off.
Sincerely,
Wake Island,
Dear Wake Island,
Ah, I have so many brothers and sisters... Not including my Kuyas and Ates, but also my younger brothers and sisters... Like Manila, Iloilo, Negros Occidental and her twin brother Negros Oriental, Cebu, Davao, Palawan, etc. They keep me busy too... I love them all so much. I'm also protective of them, and if anyone hurts them... well, let's just say I have lots of ways to either...
them forever
them and
them beg for mercy
Oh, I think that was my sister who stayed with you. I stayed with Kuya America during that time, actually.
Well, my boss doesn't really care if I leave for a few days so I'm free all the time! Just tell me so I can prepare the places we're going to. I advice you to bring garlic and a rosary if you take a flight/boat to here, okay?
Your friend,
Philippines