Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Twelve – Stephan E. McMahon
The Hardys, Cameron, NC at 8am EST
Stephanie McMahon woke up and heard Jeff brushing his teeth. She yawned, she stretched and flicked her long dyed black hair back and strutted from the bed to the bathroom mirror where Jeff was polishing his molars with his hot pink electric toothbrush.
"What are you smiling at Jeff?" Stephanie said. "We didn't make love the way I wanted, you barely touched me,"
Jeff shrugged; with the way things were going, he was surprised he could look at Stephanie without dissolving. These days she was the ugliest thing he had ever seen and Stephanie was just about to find out why as her eyes raised to the bathroom mirror.
"ARGHHH!" she screamed. "I'M A DUDE!"
"Yup, that's what you get for making fun of me and my brother and spitting all over the Hardy name. Enjoy your new life as a man Stephanie, or should I say Stephan E. McMahon," Jeff said as Stephanie felt her strong jaw line and brand new Adam's apple. She looked like a man but she sure didn't sound like one. John Cena couldn't get his son to change Stephanie voice.
"How did this happen why do I look like a man Jeff?" Stephanie demanded while Jeff licked his teeth loving how polished and fruity fresh they were.
"Mmm strawberry," he said savoring the taste of his mouth wash before answering his wife's question. "Well the short answer is John Cena put his son up to it," Jeff replied indifferently while pinning back his colorful hair with a black headband.
"Marion did this to me?!" Stephanie said looking at herself in the mirror horrified. "My goodness I look like my dad when he was a kid!"
"And that's the reason why I couldn't really stay in bed with you last night. I watched you Transform but you were already unattractive before then. Seriously Stephanie even if Marion hadn't done me this favor by using his Gift from God to change you from a she into a he, I still would rather have eaten three day old vomit than made love to you after the way you've been treating me and the kids. So enjoy your new life as a man, after the shock wears off, I don't think anybody will be able to tell the difference," Jeff said and he flew out of the house before Stephan E. McMahon could catch him. The Transformation had taken away her ability to fly so she couldn't catch Jeff, she had to go to TNA for a meeting as Stephan E. McMahon.
"You are so dead John Cena, how could you do this to me after everything I did for you in the WWE!" Stephanie said and she noticed her bicep flex as she pulled on her clothes. "Look how big my wrists are! Look at these veins; look at these muscles…if I wasn't so mad I'd ask myself out on a date! Screw you Jeff Hardy, this isn't over not by a long shot, you Hardy Boyz are going to pay for this!"
Stephanie gave herself one last look in the mirror before she headed to TNA HQ, she looked like The Big O only with green eyes and pouty lips and long hair down to her elbows, well actually, his elbows. Stephan E. McMahon pulled his hair into a long ponytail, pulled on a white vest top with black wrestling tights because none of Stephanie's pants fit him anymore. After finding a pair of Jeff's canvas shoes Stephan E. McMahon rolled onto Orlando for the TNA meeting with the Board of Directors and the newest members of the board, DX. Just seeing the look on their faces was enough to make the steering wheel of her black Porsche melt underneath her big fingers, actually melt beneath his big fingers. "Hey Karen have DX arrived for the Board meeting yet?" Stephan asked Karen Angle, a fellow TNA Board member along with her husband Jeff Jarrett.
"Yes actually they got here early; apparently John Cena told them to get here early because you had a big surprise for them that they didn't want to miss. Is that true?" Karen asked Stephan and the sound of Stephanie screaming caused Karen to hang up and give DX a questionable look. "I don't think she's real happy that you guys are attending this meeting." She said to Shawn and Hunter. "She hasn't really been herself lately,"
Karen was right about that, Stephanie McMahon was a whole other person now. Stephanie was Stephan. E.