Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Thirteen – The Scorpion King
TNA HQ, Orlando, FL at 9am EST
DX exchanged glances with Karen and Jeff Jarrett on opposite sides of the Board room table. Jeff Jarrett knew DX pretty well as they had crossed paths more than once and there was nothing but trouble there, Karen on the other hand was indifferent. She was only interested in Dixie Carter and Stephanie McMahon, then the sides would be even; three guys and three gals, or at least that what Karen thought until Stephanie finally arrived with Dixie Carter and Sting.
"What are you doing here?" Karen said thinking that the man that just walked into the room with Dixie and Sting was the Big O, Zack Ryder's best friend who had just joined the TNA roster. "This is for executive board members only, shouldn't you be working out adding more muscles to that body of yours?"
"Karen its me," Stephanie McMahon said and everyone recognized her voice.
"Who said that?" Jeff Jarrett said frowning. "I could have sworn I just heard Stephanie McMahon speak but I don't see her,"
"Jeff its me I'm Stephanie McMahon!" Stephanie said pointing to herself while Dixie Carter tried to conceal her laughter. Stephanie called her when she arrived in Orlando and told her what Marion Cena did to her. After everything she'd done to Jeff and her family it was the general consensus in the TNA locker room that something bad was bound to happen to Stephanie. This was the last thing Dixie expected, or DX and the Jarretts.
"I'm sorry for being a few minutes late everyone, let me explain what happened. Apparently Cena's boy Marion has a Gift from God that allows him to Transform genders. He can switch between male and female and he can also cause other people to change gender. This man you see standing next to me is Stephanie McMahon," Dixie Carter explained and DX burst out laughing and started to tease Stephanie along with the Jarretts.
"That's just the reaction I was expecting from you two," Sting said, he was not amused. "This is the kind of thing I didn't want at TNA and on your first day as Board Members, something bizarre happens to one of our colleagues and you respond by laughing at Stephanie's misfortune. When are you two going to grow up and treat people with the respect they deserve?"
"I got your respect Stinger, right here!" Hunter said giving Sting a crotch-chop and the Brothers of Destruction, Kelly Kelly and Garrett Calloway entered the room.
"I see DX have arrived, Hunter's giving you his famous salutation. Welcome aboard guys, I just wanted to come and make sure you showed up on time. I know how Shawn likes to sleep in," Undertaker said and Shawn shrugged.
"I do not like to sleep in, its my wife – Amy keeps me up, all night!" Shawn said pointing to his crotch and DX double hi-fived each other and hugged while Kane looked the dude standing next to Dixie Carter up and down.
"Shouldn't you be in the gym Big O?" he asked Stephanie.
"I'm not Big O!" Stephanie replied and the Brothers of Destruction burst out laughing recognizing her voice.
"Stephanie's a dude!" Undertaker said holding his stomach with laughter. "I gotta let the boys know about this!"
The Brothers of Destruction left with K-Belle and Nightshade leaving Stephanie to wallow in her own humiliation.
"Come on Steph you had this coming, did you really think you could get away with the way you've been behaving lately? Jeff Hardy has a lot more friends in this business than you do, John Cena was bound to help him out, if I were you…wait-a-minute, I'm a man, I am you all I need is some hair dye and a muscle shirt and we'd be bros ho!" Hunter said and Karen Jarrett burst out laughing.
"Okay enough, let's all get serious. Stephanie please take your seat we have much to discuss this morning," Dixie said and everyone stopped laughing and sat around the table. Hunter watched as Stephanie crossed her legs in lady-like fashion, only looking the way she did it didn't look very lady-like at all.
"I think I need a bigger chair," she said awkwardly positioning herself.
"No you're a dude now Steph you can't sit with your legs crossed, spread your legs like us. See," Jeff Jarrett said pointing to himself, DX and Sting and Stephanie turned her nose up.
"You want me to spread my legs right here in front of everybody?" she replied offended and DX burst out laughing, so did Karen Jarrett.
"Well from what Hunter's told us this wouldn't be the first time you spread you legs in front of people," Karen said and DX gave her a hi-five.
"I think we've found our drinking buddy Shawn," Hunter said.
"We don't drink Hunter," Shawn reminded his best friend and he smiled at Karen. "Can we go out for lunch, I love a woman with a sense of humor,"
"Back of HBK, this here's my woman and she only eats with me, you better keep him in line Hunter or ya'll won't be on the Board for very long," Jeff Jarrett warned Hunter who smiled at Karen flirtatiously.
"I like to spend a little time outside of work just getting to know my colleagues, what do you say we go to Disneyland? I'll buy you a Goofy teddy bear but I can see you already married one," Hunter said to Karen and she burst out laughing again.
"I love DX! I'm so glad you guys are working here now, thanks for bringing some much needed humor to the dry-ass company," Karen said.
"We're not dry Karen," Dixie Carter said unamused by Karen Jarrett's description of TNA. "But thank you for making DX feel so welcome. We're so glad you guys are going to be running things as of today, aren't we Sting?" she asked The Stinger who was tight-lipped and silent in the presence of DX.
"So he's the one making this company dry," Hunter said pointing to Sting. "That's probably because scorpions only live in dry places. That'll be the first thing to change. My first call of business is for Sting to be fired from the TNA roster,"
"WHAT?!" Sting said outraged. "You can't come in here and fire me. you just sat down!"
"Technically they can, they hold two thirds of the seats on the Board and after what you did to Tristen and Tamara Nash I wouldn't be sad to see you go Stinger," Dixie Carter said taking Stephanie by surprise, Sting was her only ally next to New York's Finest and after her behavior she had lost a lot of their support. If Sting left TNA it was safe to say she wouldn't be too far behind.
"That brings me to our second call of business which is to fire Stephanie McMahon, or should I say Stephan E. McMahon," Hunter said.
"Wait-a-minute you can't fire Stephanie, what will Dixie and me do when we need to have some girl talk?" Karen Jarrett complained.
"Well you can't talk to Steph anymore, she's a he now," Shawn said laughing.
"That's not funny!" Stephanie said but DX and the Jarretts laughed even harder. "You guys are so mean, I don't want to work in such a cruel environment I'm glad I'm leaving and I'm taking New York's Finest with me!"
"Yeah right, like John, Dave, Ric and Maria are really going to leave with you, you've been an ultra cow to them since Vince died, they're going to be glad we fired you Big E, or is it Big O?" Hunter said.
"Its Stephanie!" Stephanie yelled furiously and she pounded her fist on the boardroom table angrily. "I'm outta here come on Sting let's go before I throw up,"
"I'm not going anywhere," Sting said refusing to move.
"Okay Sting let's make a deal, you can stay if you work with us and not against us. You can't be like Stephan and try to take us down from the inside, so if you stay we want you to team up with the BoD," Shawn said.
"Kane and Undertaker," Sting said.
"Yeah we want you to join Darkness and create a stable to rival New York's Finest which I will be leading as of today," Hunter said and Stephanie grimaced at him. "What are you looking at muscle head, New York Finest was our idea, you stole it from Shawn and me,"
"Yeah I did but I never thought you'd get it back, you really are smarter than you look Hunter," Stephanie said. "I guess I underestimated you,"
"Quit trying to suck up to me now Steph, you had your chance and you blew it and we all know how much you like to blow stuff but since we're not married anymore those skills are no longer of any use to me, plus you're a dude!" Hunter said.
"I'm still a woman on the inside!" Stephanie said clutching her manly chest and Shawn held his stomach with laughter.
"If I were you I'd beg Jeff for forgiveness, otherwise you ain't never gonna be a woman ever again," Shawn said and Stephanie shook her hair out and sighed.
"You know something Shawn, as much as I hate you I've never agreed with you on anything until now. I have to make my husband come to his senses and realise that I'm not the one he should be mad at. If I can turn Jeff and my kids against you, then I'll still get my way and DX will still be miserable and you'll regret the day you decided to mess with Stephanie McMahon!" Stephanie declared before storming out of the Board meeting.
"Poor Jeff, no wonder Vince left his share of TNA to you two instead of her," Karen Jarrett said and Dixie Carter nodded.
"The woman certainly has a few screws loose, I'm just relieved I don't have to be the one to tighten them up. Let's hope she finds her marbles before Jeff has her sectioned in a psychiatric ward and takes full custody of the kids," Dixie said.
"Amen!" everyone said in agreement as Stephan headed to the TNA locker room to find Jeff Hardy and convince him that she was perfectly sane and that it was DX that was crazy. Of course it didn't help that CM Punk had already told everyone in the locker room that Stephanie was a man now, so when she walked in and saw everyone laughing at her she was too mad to speak. Big O stood in front of her in shock.
"Wow she really does look like me, at least my girlfriend will have a spare if I'm on tour in Japan or South Africa," he said and John Cena laughed along with CM Punk, Velvet Sky and Jeff Hardy.
"Cena this needs to be undone, I can't go around looking like Big O's twin brother I need my old body back!" Stephanie said to John Cena.
"Sure you can have it back, after you apologise in front of all of us to your husband for all the terrible things you did to him after Vince died," John Cena said.
"Okay Jeff I'm sorry please forgive me for all those terrible things I did to you after DX killed daddy," Stephanie said to Jeff.
"DX didn't kill Vince, Kevin Nash did," CM Punk corrected Stephanie.
"Am I talking to you?" Stephanie said to CM Punk aggressively and Big O looked at her amazed.
"That's exactly what I would have said," he said and John Cena laughed.
"Okay fine, DX didn't kill daddy. Will you please forgive me now Jeff?" Stephanie pleaded and Jeff nodded.
"Yes I forgive you," he said and Stephanie went to hug him but he drew back in revulsion. "Let's hug after you get your body back,"
"Go see Marion he's at school, I'll let him know you made up with Jeff and he'll turn you back into a woman," John Cena said to Stephanie. "But let this be a warning to you, if you ever physically abuse Jeff or your family ever again, you will be changed back into Stephan E. McMahon just like that," John Cena warned Stephanie by clicking his fingers.
"Okay deal, Jeff I'll make it up to you I promise," Stephanie said and she blew Jeff a kiss before heading to Marion's school in Tampa to get her body back.
"She's lying," CM Punk said. "As soon as she gets her body back she's going right back to where she started, Stephanie will not stop until DX is out of TNA,"
"Well I won't stop until DX are out of harm's way," Jeff said. "The wrestling world is a much safer place with DX around, don't you think?" he asked New York's Finest and Batista, Ric Flair and John Cena nodded.
"Yeah brother we sure do," Ric Flair said while CM Punk thought to himself silently before he called his daughter Ravine who went to the same school as Marion Cena and told her to keep an eye on the green eyed beauty with the ugly personality.
"Wow I just got a text from Dixie Carter, Sting is going to join Darkness to create a new faction to rival New York's Finest and Triple H is going to be leading us!" Batista said and Ric Flair and Jeff Hardy celebrated while John Cena shook his head in disapproval.
"I don't want Triple H leading New York's Finest, if anyone should be leading this group it should be me," he said firmly and CM Punk noticed a tension rising among the New York's Finest members, which wasn't good for the new owners of TNA.