Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
A/N: This chapter contains scenes of violence and is not suitable for young readers.
Chapter Fifteen – The Way Home Part 2: Orange State of Emergency
Orlando, FL
New York's Finest came out of TNA HQ and headed to the Impact Zone where the TNA roster had gathered with the Brothers of Destruction and were on their way downtown where a confrontation was about to take place between Stephanie McMahon Hardy and her daughter Aurora Rose Helmsley. After getting her gender back Stephanie returned to her maniacal self and started picking on her family and Aurora was there to witness the assault. It was the last straw, she had to take matters into her own hands and if the ARK Angels of DX didn't get there soon, Orlando was going to suffer the most out of all the damage that the Helmsley Girl was about to inflict upon the US's number one tourist destination. This was bad news for DX; they had just chaired their first meeting as the leading Board members at TNA and their family was causing problems in Florida again and that wasn't the only thing looming on the horizon for the degenerate duo. The Pope was hot on Shawn's trail and he wasn't coming alone, in a few moments many adversaries were about to target DX on an otherwise beautiful day in Orange State.
"Aurora!" Hunter called as his youngest daughter attacked Stephanie in the air. They were both in the sky fighting like super sayins only Aurora was ten times more powerful than Stephanie. Aurora used her weather power to blow Stephanie from one side of the sky to the other and it was quite the spectacle but Dixie Carter wanted none of it.
"Hunter talk to your daughter, the only thing people should be watching in Orlando is TNA!" Dixie told Triple H.
"But I can't talk to her she's doing exactly what I would do, Stephanie needs to have her ass handed to her for what she's been doing to her family, who better to put her down than Aurora?" Hunter replied with a grin and LC and Cameron arrived with Aurora's friends from Long Island.
"How about me?" LC said and she unsheathed Halle from her holster and held her up in the air. When the tip of the halberd touched the sky Aurora saw LC standing on the ground looking up at her and she struck Halle with a lightning bolt. Now Halle was electrified and she was a better weapon that she was before and LC couldn't wait to use her on Stephanie. She looked around for the head of the Hardy household but Jeff Hardy was nowhere to be seen. "Where's Jeff Hardy?" LC asked Hunter.
"He went home he couldn't deal, CM Punk and Velvet Sky went after him. Looks like you guys are on your own," Hunter replied and Cameron smiled as Cheyenne showed up with Garrett Calloway and Kelly Kelly.
"We're not completely alone," Cheyenne said and Cameron waved his sister over to him and LC.
"Come on Chey you're right on time, give LC a Phenomenal lift and get her airborne," Cameron said to his sister and Cheyenne catapulted LC into the air with Halle outstretched. In mid air with Aurora pushing her downwards LC struck Stephanie on the face with Halle's edge sending a bolt of electricity all through Stephanie's body electrocuting her from the inside out. Stephanie fell from the sky on the ground below and landed in a smoky heap at the feet of DX and everyone stepped back in horror as Aurora flew LC back down to Earth.
Cameron and Cheyenne checked on Stephanie while everyone covered their faces in shock, "She's alive but she's going to need prayer or else she might die and go to Hell," Cameron said.
"We prayed for her already," Shawn said. "We prayed for her the whole time she was here and then after she left for Tampa, so if she dies and goes to Hell it won't be our fault,"
"We better get her to the hospital," Undertaker said picking up Stephanie with Kane and Garrett. "ARGHH!" he screamed and he dropped Stephanie as quickly as he lifted her. "She electrocuted me!"
"It's the aftershock of my attack; it'll wear off after awhile. I say we leave her here," Aurora said coldly and the TNA locker room looked at her horrified.
"You want to leave your mother here without medical attention?" Karen Jarrett said appalled.
"I gave her exactly what she needed, a shock to her system. When she recovers she'll never mess with my family again," Aurora said dusting off her hands proudly.
"I agree come on everyone back to work," Hunter said and the TNA roster returned to the Impact Zone leaving DX and their family alone with Stephanie and New York's Finest.
John Cena looked down at Stephanie smoldering body and shook his head, "I think she's better off like this than how she was when she came back here looking for Jeff, I've never seen a woman so psychotic. I hope you did shock some sense into her Aurora,"
"Why don't you go to Cameron, North Carolina and tell Jeff what happened?" Hunter said and Aurora nodded and she hugged DX and the ARK Angels before flying up to North Carolina.
Shawn shook his head, "All this happened because Stephanie thought I killed Vince, Kevin really got to her. I hope this is the end of all this McMahon madness because this is really bad for business. Here we are on a beautiful Orlando day swarming around Stephanie's smoking carcass when we've got two major pay-per-views to produce in two months. Plus my baby's getting married!"
Cheyenne blushed, "Now's not the time to talk about my wedding daddy," she said and she spun around merrily, "but it is very exciting to be getting married right after Wrestlemania!"
"I call wedding planner!" Kelly Kelly said and Maria Batista pouted, she wanted to plan Cheyenne's wedding.
"Can I design your wedding dress?" Maria asked Cheyenne.
"Guys please now is not the time," Cheyenne said even though she loved talking about her wedding, the sight of Stephanie McMahon's blackened body lying at DX's feet was a wedding buzz-killer. "Hey looks like we've got company," Cheyenne said as Alannah Pirelli's Mafia limousine pulled up next to them.
Shawn rolled his eyes, "Really?" he said leaning on the windshield and peering inside, "You know your timing couldn't be better, we needed some comedy relief," Shawn said as the Pope got out of the limousine with Alannah Pirelli, Edge and some Mafia goons.
"This is no laughing matter Shawn Michaels," the Pope said.
"Hey where's your big white hat?" Hunter asked him.
"I'm trying to keep a low profile, this is Orlando the number one tourist attraction in the US, I can't just casually walk around here like I can New York City," the Pope replied, he wasn't wearing his papal attire either, just a black sports coat and blue jean shorts.
New York's Finest looked him up and down unimpressed, "Today on Fashion's Latest Victims – The Pope!" Batista said and the Mafia goons stared down New York's Finest muscle but it was impossible to intimidate Big Dave.
"Next time you try to intimidate my husband I suggest you take your sunglasses off," Maria said to the Mafia goons.
"Maria be quiet the Pope is here on very serious business, have some respect for the Head of the Roman Catholic Church," Alannah Pirelli said.
"I got your respect," LC said and she pointed Halle at the Pope until Hunter stepped in front of her.
"You've done your part LC, you kicked Stephanie's butt with your sister, now you and Cameron can go back to Long Island and stay out of trouble. Let me and Shawn handle the Pope, you go enjoy being married," Hunter said to his daughter.
"And leave you alone with the Mafia? I don't think so daddy. We can't go home because of these thugs," LC said pointing Halle at the Pope again.
"Yeah and we're not leaving until they go back to Italy for good and that includes you to Alannah," Cameron added.
"You can go with her too Edge since you obviously don't give a damn about saving your marriage," John Cena said and his son Marion arrived with Ravine Brooks and Angelica Copeland. "Hey son thanks for the heads up,"
"Did Aurora go nuts on her mom?" Marion asked his dad.
"Yup and LC helped her, see the results of the battle right here by our feet," Hunter said and Marion, Ravine and Angelica looked down at the blackened body of Stephanie McMahon.
"She's alive but just barely, she won't be picking on her family anytime soon," LC said proudly. "I'm so glad I'm a Helmsley Girl, we know how to take out the trash,"
"Um sweetheart, you're not a Helmsley Girl anymore, you're a Michaels now," Cameron reminded his wife and Hunter wiped a tear from his eye.
"Rub it in why don't you!" he cried and LC patted her dad on the back while Shawn turned his attention back to the Pope and his friends.
"Can you please leave? You're not wanted here and that hat of yours is really starting to smell," he said to the Pope.
"I'll ignore that because I need something from you and I can see I'm going to have to use less forceful tactics to get it from you," the Pope replied.
"Listen to me your cardinal creep, for the last time my wife is not interested in you. She's in love with me and she doesn't want to be part of your Illuminati, so stop sending her your cheep ass jewelry, your rented limos and private invitations to Rome. Amy is mine, forever!" Shawn said firmly.
The Pope turned to Edge and gave him a nod which was a signal for Edge to do something, something that nobody saw coming because Trish and Randy weren't there to give DX and the ARK Angels a heads up.
"LC!" Cameron screamed as Edge speared his wife into Hunter causing her to cramp up and turn on her side. Halle fell to the ground and before they could retaliate the Pope and the Mafia were gone with Edge and Alannah and DX crowded around LC and tried to help her to her feet but she was in so much pain from Edge's spear that she couldn't move.
"Something's wrong dad, something's really wrong," Cameron said squeezing LC's hand as she winced in pain.
Shawn and Cheyenne tried to help LC up but she couldn't sit up straight and she kept clutching her stomach in pain.
"How bad was that Spear?" Kelly Kelly said horrified. "Edge is such a bastard he hit her with everything he had!"
"He did it to get to me," Shawn said. "He couldn't Spear me because of my Righteous Indignation but he could Spear LC and get at me that way, I should have expected him to take the coward's way out,"
"And he wonders why Amy chose you over him," Hunter said and suddenly LC lost consciousness. "LC?!" Hunter cried. "Cameron why is my daughter unconscious?"
"I don't know…" Cameron said abruptly until he got a revelation from God, "No," he said quietly to himself and Shawn and Cheyenne looked at him seriously.
"Cameron what is it?" Shawn asked his son earnestly and Cameron covered his face which was red with emotion. "Do you know why LC's in so much pain?"
"Yeah dad I do, she's pregnant," Cameron replied and DX looked at him and then back at LC. "Edge tried to kill our child," he said and the sound of sinister laughter echoed from the ground. LC turned to see Stephanie's smiling black teeth looking at her from a charcoal stained face.
"It couldn't have happened to a nicer girl," Stephanie said as LC keeled over in pain and the DX family tried their best to comfort her. "I told you Hunter, DX is cursed. That spear was because of you Shawn and LC took it for you Hunter, for interfering in my business. I told you not to mess with me, now your kids are going to pay for your decision to embarrass the Billion Dollar Princess!"
New York's Finest carried Stephanie to the other side of the road and left her there by a dumpster but DX could still hear her laughing at what happened to LC and they wondered if she had been behind the attack from Edge on LC. At this point there was nothing Hunter wouldn't put past his ex-wife. After Shawn called Trish and told her what happened John Cena offered a room at his place to LC and Cameron as going back to New York was not an option for the newlyweds right now, LC was in too much pain to leave the state of Florida.
The Cenas' home, Tampa, FL
Mickie James made up one of the spare bedrooms for LC and Cameron and made them feel like LC was getting the best treatment in the world when they arrived at John's home from Orlando. Mickie called a private medical team and gave LC all the attention she needed, she treated LC like she was her own daughter. Hunter and Joanie wanted to take her to the Sandbox but Mickie insisted that LC and Cameron stay with her and John in Florida until she felt better. Shawn could see why that was and Hunter couldn't refuse them. It was DX's way of making up for costing Mickie and John their own child thanks to the Kliq's sick antics several months back and after a couple of days LC was feeling much better.
A few days later the pain LC felt in Orlando returned and she needed more medical attention than before. The DX family never left her side and soon the word spread throughout the wrestling world that Hunter's daughter was having complications with her first child. It wasn't long before Hollywood got wind of the story and the Damsels of Destruction called a meeting with the Rock in New York City to talk about what happened to LC in Orlando.
Club 21, New York City, NY
"We know why LC's still in pain," Tanya Madison said to the People's Champ from across the DoD's favorite table.
"Why are you telling me why don't you tell DX?" Rocky asked Tanya.
"We can't tell DX otherwise we'd be in breach of contract," Jamie Albright explained and the Rock frowned in confusion.
"What breach, what are you talking about?" he asked puzzled as the Damsels drank their Earl Grey from fancy English tea cups.
"Our contract with the Vatican. We promised the Pope we wouldn't discuss his business with DX or any member of the DX family, that's why we called you Rocky. As a friend of the family we can tell you and not be in breach of contract. The Pope made Edge an offer he couldn't refuse," Tanya explained. "Edge is now a card carrying member of the Illuminati and the conditions of his initiation was that he cause permanent distress to one member of the DX family, he chose LC. He didn't know she was pregnant though,"
"But Stephanie did, Aurora told Stephanie that there was going to be another member of the DX family real soon and the Queen of Mean figured it out and told Edge to make LC his target, without telling him she was pregnant," Melissa Turnbull said and Rock's stomach twisted in disgust.
"You mean to tell me that Stephanie was behind this whole thing?" he asked appalled. "LC's going to lose her baby because of Stephanie McMahon?"
The Damsels of Destruction looked at the Rock before looking at each other, "We really thought you'd know better than to underestimate the ARK Angels of DX by now Rocky. You don't think LC is just gonna sit there and let her child die do you? This is about much more than Stephanie going totally insane, again. This is about the offer DX turned down," Tanya said.
"What offer?" Rocky said and the Damsels rolled their eyes in agitation.
"The offer that he made when he asked Amy Michaels to join the Illuminati. That offer was part of the deal, to get Amy out of her marriage to Shawn Michaels and back into the arms of Edge and then eventually the Illuminati would get rid of him and the Pope would have Amy to himself. When Edge took that oath, the Pope told him to help him get Amy in the Illuminati, so what do you think Amy is going to do when she finds out what happened to LC?" Tanya asked The Rock.
"She's going to kill Edge with Righteous Indignation," Rocky replied and the Damsels shook their head.
"No that's what she would do if it was anyone but Edge. You see the Pope found out about Edge's feelings for Amy and now he's using Edge as blackmail to get Amy to choose between Shawn and Edge. If Amy uses Righteous Indignation on Edge, she'll be killing someone she cares about and she's never done that before," Melissa Turnbull said.
"Why do I get the feeling that there's something your three aren't telling me?" Rocky asked the Damsels.
"Because you're right there is something we're not telling you. The Pope has Divine Authority and he can execute decrees that other men of faith can't. God listens to him but God also listens to ATM," Tanya Madison said. "So if the Pope uses that Divine Authority of his to ask God not to alleviate LC's suffering because of Shawn's repeated super-kicks to his jaw, who do you think God is going to listen to?"
"Uh-oh, LC's screwed, God is going to listen to the Pope," Rocky said holding his head in distress.
"Unless Amy agrees to join the Illuminati, then the Pope will ask God to heal LC's pain because he would have gotten what he wanted and that's having Amy with him and not with Shawn Michaels," Tanya said.
"Man that is twisted! If Amy doesn't join the Illuminati LC and Cameron will lose their baby but if she does join the Illuminati, Shawn loses the best thing that's ever happened to him since Rebecca," Rocky said. "There's got to be a way out of this, I gotta talk to The King's Oracle,"
"Fine talk to the Ortons but remember what I told you, DX cannot know we told you about any of this," Tanya Madison said. The Rock nodded and got up to leave the Damsels of Destruction to finish their tea alone.
Meanwhile back in Tampa, Cameron, Cheyenne and the rest of the DX family were comforting LC who was in great agony. Joanie and Hunter were furious with Edge while Shawn and Rebecca Michelle were trying to figure out the best way to tell Amy that Edge was the one who caused LC's trauma. They knew that Edge was already in trouble with the rest of the wrestling world but what they didn't know was that Amy was already aware of what happened. The Big Red Diva was on her way to confront the world's worst Pope and her ex-boyfriend and put an end to the torment caused by her choice to marry the man of her dreams instead of the Rated R Godfather.
Rome, Italy
"Don't hate me Shawn, I gotta do this for LC and Cameron's sake," Amy said and she took out the ring that the Pope gave her in New York City and replaced her wedding band with it. "I just hope you understand why I decided to join the Illuminati,"
"He won't understand you have to tell him before you regret it," Randy Orton said to Amy from the aisle seat of the airplane on the flight to Rome.
"I think you've said enough Randy," Trish said to her husband. "If it wasn't for you we wouldn't even be on this flight right now, why did you have to open your big mouth and tell Amy what happened in Orlando?"
"I was yawning and it just came out!" Randy said in self-defense and Melina shook her head.
"This is why I brought my headphones," she said and she turned on her music and drowned out the sound of her best friends arguing and the sound of Amy's heavy sighs of regret over her decision to take matters into her own Indignant hands.