Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Sixteen – The Way Home Part 3: By His Stripes
"By whose stripes we are healed." 1 Peter 2:24
The Vatican, Rome, Italy
Melina, Trish and Randy accompanied Amy to the Vatican to see the Pope and seal the deal that guaranteed LC's pain relief. Cameron's new bride was in Florida in great distress because of a curse put on her baby by the Pope and if Amy didn't agree to join the Illuminati right now, LC and Cameron would lose their very first child and possibly LC too. While Amy was about to do what she had to do to make things better, Rebecca Michelle and RJ Orton were with Hunter and Joanie at John Cena's house explaining to them what Amy was about to do. Hunter's first reaction was to tell Shawn but after Joanie slapped him around the head and told him not to be a bonehead, he quickly changed his mind.
Amy wasn't exactly sure she knew what the Pope wanted her to do by joining his secret society in Rome but she knew that it wouldn't be much different from what Vince McMahon once asked her to do when she was with Edge many years ago on worldwide television and that was to show a little skin. The Pope was a very old man who had sworn an oath never to sleep with a woman, until he met her and now all vows were broken. The craziest part was that the Pope thought she was going to go through with it but the Ortons knew better, there was no way Amy was going to commit adultery with the Pope and knowing that made Melina feel a lot better about being there to support her red-headed best friend in Christ. Amy assured Melina that she was going to pull the wool over the Pope's eyes and told her to relax.
"Don't worry Mel this will be over in a minute," Amy said to the Miraculous One before taking a deep breath to steady herself, "Why do I always get the dirty jobs Lord?" she asked Jesus.
Because you're good at them, he replied from Heaven.
"Once you've fooled the Pope into thinking you've left Shawn for him and taken him up on his offer to join the Illuminati, we'll have complete control of the Vatican," Trish said to Melina and Amy. "He'll trust us and he won't suspect that we've set him up for a Big Red fall,"
"You can't really blame the guy; he's been a virgin forever. Amy has a way of making men feel good about themselves, she just gave him the excitement he's been missing for the last century that's all," Randy said and Trish rolled her eyes.
"If he wanted excitement he should never have decided to be the Pope," Trish replied. "Popes are supposed to be old and boring, not running around Rome with a hot-blooded Diva with a family of her own,"
"Amen to that, okay everyone put on your serious faces, we're about to meet the Pope for the very last time," Melina said as they all entered the Vatican were the world's worst Pope was waiting for Amy to become his right hand woman and really stick it to the Heartbreak Kid who still knew absolutely nothing about this….
John Cena's House, Tampa, FL
"Amy is joining the Illuminati?!" Shawn said pulling out his hair.
Joanie looked at Hunter who had told Shawn what Amy was about to do in Rome, "You just couldn't keep your mouth shut for one more minute could you?" she said to her husband annoyed.
"I can't keep secrets from Shawn we're best friends, I know he would have told me if you were in Amy's position," Hunter replied and then he giggled.
"Why are you giggling?" RJ Orton asked Hunter.
"Just the idea of Amy and Joanie being in the same position….wait-a-minute, how old are you RJ?" Hunter asked Randy Orton's son.
"I'm sixteen," RJ replied.
"Nevermind, I'll tell you when you're older, I wouldn't want to give you ideas just yet," Hunter said and Shawn changed the subject back to Amy.
"What is Amy thinking by not telling me about this?" Shawn said.
"She's not thinking she's listening to Aunt Trish; Truth warned Amy not to tell you what she was going to do in Rome because you'd fly over there and hit the Pope with another dose of Sweet Chin Music and end up in jail," Rebecca Michelle said. "Mom's doing this to make LC's pain go away,"
"The Pope is causing LC's pain?" Hunter said offended. "That old man deserves another dose of Sweet Chin Music, no scratch that, make it a Pedigree to the head!"
"No make it another dose of Sweet Chin Music, my finisher is better than yours Hunter," Shawn said.
"It is not!" Hunter retaliated and LC and Cameron came into the living room where they were arguing. LC was back to normal and the Cenas' had a big smile on their faces.
"Look who's up!" Mickie James said and Joanie and Hunter hugged LC relieved while Cameron talked to his father.
"Amy must have joined the Illuminati, that's the only reason LC's feeling better. I can't believe this has happened to you both just a few weeks after you got married, I'm so sorry son," Shawn said embracing Cameron lovingly and Cameron hugged him back gratefully.
"I can't believe Stephanie McMahon and Edge would stoop so low but at least our child is safe from harm," Cameron said.
"We don't know that yet Cameron," LC said coming over to Shawn and Cameron. "What if Stephanie has something else up her sleeve? This could just be a taste of what she has in store for me,"
"That's true my ex-wife is crazy," Hunter said.
"And now she's going to feel what its like to be on the other side of affliction," LC said and Halle was back in her grip. "This is a war daddy, a war between the Helmsley Girls and the former Mrs. Helmsley. She is not going to get away with this,"
"LC maybe you should take it easy and let Cameron fight this battle; you are pregnant now you can't be running around with Halle like a warrior princess, you have to start taking it easy," Shawn said.
"She'll take it easy after the baby's born, right now we've got a score to settle, we all do," came the familiar voice of Carla B. Cool who had arrived at John Cena's house with Cassidy Montenegro and Charlene McKenzie who heard about what happened to LC and flew in from San Antonio to check on her.
"Carla what are you doing here?" LC asked her sister suspiciously.
"I came to help you get back at Stephanie, its time we stopped fighting each other and defeat our real enemy instead," Carla said. "I know what's causing Stephanie to act this way, her behavior is driven by an evil spirit and I think you know which spirit I'm talking about,"
Hunter rolled his eyes, "Don't say his name," he sighed knowing who Carla was referring to.
"Yes that guy, Chris Jericho is behind this," Carla said and everyone gave a collective yawn. "When I found out what Stephanie did to your baby, I knew it was him. Jericho did the same thing to Stephanie when she was pregnant with the A Twins, he tried to kill Angela by throwing Stephanie down the stairs and that same sprit tried to kill your baby," Carla said to her sister.
"Am I the only one who is sick of hearing about Chris Jericho's evil spirit haunting our family and trying to ruin our lives?" Hunter said.
"No we all are, what I don't understand is how did Jericho get to Stephanie?" Rebecca Michelle asked.
"I'll answer that question," RJ said and then he looked at Shawn and scowled, "You know on second thought I changed my mind, why should I waste a prophetic word on you after what you did to my mom Shawn Michaels? I'm sorry for what happened to you LC and I hope you do get rid of that evil spirit that's controlling Stephanie McMahon but it won't be with my help,"
"Then why are you here RJ? Things are pretty bad right now and your attitude towards Shawn isn't helping and I don't think your father would appreciate your attitude towards this family either," Joanie said. "If you were half the man your father was you'd learn to forgive Shawn and do the right thing, after all isn't that what a Christian is supposed to do?"
RJ looked at LC and Cameron then he looked at Rebecca Michelle, he hoped that they would be just like LC and Cameron one day, he just couldn't see himself forgiving Shawn for what he did to Trish when he was in the Kliq, which meant he and Rebecca Michelle might not make it to the altar as he had hoped and as his parents had prophesized.
"You're right Aunt Joanie maybe I should just go," RJ said and Rebecca Michelle shook her head in degust.
"You're a coward RJ Orton, Angelo Jericho is more of a man than you'll ever be," she said sternly and those words were like a fire under RJ's backside and he spun around and looked at Shawn Michaels.
"I forgive you," he said and Shawn smiled.
"Thank you," he said and RJ looked at Remi and stepped towards her.
"I'll show you who the better man is," he said and he swung Rebecca Michelle around and kissed her passionately on the lips.
"Hey get off my daughter!" Shawn said pulling RJ back by his shirt collar while Rebecca blushed into her hands.
"Shawn you gotta keep those Ortons away from your girls man, you never know what they're thinking," Hunter said as Shawn manhandled RJ and pushed him away from Remi.
"I know what they're thinking, how long will it take before they get a shot at either Amy in Randy's case or Remi in RJ's case. Well let me tell you something its gonna take more than a kiss to win the heart of a Heartbreak Chick, isn't that right Remi?" Shawn said to his daughter proudly.
"Let's get out of here, now that LC's pain free things are about to really heat up in Vatican City," Remi said changing the subject much to RJ's delight, she didn't wipe away his kiss and that was a good sign.
Now that Amy had officially joined the Illuminati, ATM now had the Divine Authority to Minister and had complete control of the Vatican and the Pope was in for a serious wake up call once ATM's secret plan was revealed.
"Things are getting pretty hot right here," John Cena said smiling at RJ who had stolen a kiss and won a heart; whether he could keep it was another matter entirely. Shawn had barely let Cheyenne go and the Pope was making moves on Amy, he wasn't about to let Lil' Red Rebecca go that easily, especially when she had two other admirers in AJ and Romeo P. Hennigan, two men who as far as he was concerned were worthy of a Heartbreak Chick.