Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Seventeen – The Way Home Part 4: Legally Red
Vatican City, Rome, Italy
Inside the Vatican the Pope kissed Amy's hand which was showing off the ring he had given her as a replacement for her wedding ring from Shawn Michaels. Trish and Melina stood by her side as the Pope bestowed all sorts of titles on Amy; she now had a fancy Italian name and religious ranking. She was now the Most Holy Mother of Cardinal Saints, or MHMCS for short. Trish and Melina had titles too; Trish was the Most Holy Adviser to the Most Holy Mother of Cardinal Saints and Melina was the Most Holy Counselor to the Most Holy Mother of Cardinal Saints and they too were now part of the Pope's Illuminati. The Pope had the angelic trio draped in robes similar to his but only more feminine i.e. tight fitting. Amy's was red, Trish's was purple and Melina's was black and the robes had massive sleeves that went on forever. On top of that they all had funny hats too and when Randy Orton caught sight of them he burst out laughing much to Trish's dislike.
"Wow now I don't feel so bad about not having a fancy Italian name and rank like you three," he said chuckling at ATM's papal apparel.
The Pope looked at Randy who was still in his normal clothes, "Please don't be offended Randy Orton but we don't need another man in the Illuminati and the Rated R Godfather specifically requested that we ask you to leave as soon as these three lovely ladies were presentable. So you can leave now," he said and Randy's face hardened at being asked to leave, especially since it was because of Edge.
Trish felt the need to support Randy but her time would soon come, first Amy had to set the stage for the exciting moments ahead. Amy was wearing so much gold she could barely get her hand up to remove her hat but when she finally did all eyes was on her, as her long red hair flared up in hot red lashes above her head. The Pope watched her in amazement, her eyes were like amber gems burning with Righteous Indignation and she had a lot to get Indignant about. Randy took a seat around the table, he didn't want to miss this and neither did the people on their way to the Vatican.
The DX family, plus Carla, the Cenas and New York's Finest descended upon the Vatican. Shawn pointed out the smoke coming from the top of the Vatican, it was red and that meant things were about to get hot in Rome as his wife's Righteous Indignation had been loosed and the Illuminati had no idea what was about to happen to them.
"I do not want to miss this!" Shawn said excitedly as the red smoke filled the Vatican and caused everyone to stop and stare. Two men blocked Shawn from entering the building but they let everyone else inside.
"Hey how come you won't let Shawn come in?" Hunter asked the security guards and they held up a picture of Shawn, it looked like a 'Wanted' poster.
"See here where it says "Do not let this man inside the Vatican under any circumstances, signed the Pope," that's why this man has to stay out here," the security guard answered in Italian but Hayworth translated it into English.
"Thanks Hayworth, now let me respond in good old American English, my wife is expecting me and if you try to stop me from seeing her -"
"Dad let me handle this," Rebecca Michelle said as Shawn was about to tune up the band. "The Most Holy Mother of Cardinal Saints is expecting us, could you please tell her we're here?" Rebecca Michelle said to the security guard in Italian and the guard didn't hesitate. He soon returned and allowed Shawn inside and as soon as HBK stepped into the holy building he smelt the aroma of love that could only belong to his beloved Big Red Diva. Everyone was escorted to the Pope's premises and the closer they got to the room the hotter it got. When everyone walked inside the room was on fire, literally. Flames were coming off of the walls and the men who made up the Pope's Illuminati were all lying face down across the table in dead piles of ash. ATM was standing at the head of the table praying and Randy Orton was giving them a massive round of applause. Amy's hair was still flying high in the air indicating that her Righteous Indignation was in full effect. Trish and Melina had their eyes closed with a smile on their lips, they were thanking God for being so good to them and God responded to their prayer in full voice.
Now you three have done what I asked you to do, I shall reward you all by giving you a seat at the Pope's table. Instead of being an evil Pope, you three will make sure he decrees according to My will and not his own. If the Pope continues to do evil in My sight I will destroy Him and elect a new Pope.
"I don't like the sound of that," the Pope said, "Okay I'll be good Father,"
Good, well done ATM! At ease Amy, God said and Amy's Righteous Indignation abated and the fire of her RI disappeared and the room returned to normal and the Illuminati disappeared along with the red smoke.
"Shawn!" Amy cried out on seeing Shawn and her family and HBK grabbed her and hugged her while Hunter pointed and laughed at the robes ATM were wearing.
"You three look ridiculous!" Hunter said to Amy, Trish and Melina.
"I'm so glad you came Hunter," Melina said sarcastically, she couldn't wait to go home to L.A were Johnny and Romeo were waiting for her.
"You better get used to my husband's bad jokes Melina, RAW will be live from L.A after Wrestlemania and we'll be staying with you until we find a place of our own there," Joanie said.
"No!" Melina said pulling at her hair in frustration. "L.A is not big enough for the DX and Hennigan family,"
"Don't worry Mel, you can move to Orange County," Batista said and the rest of New York's Finest laughed at Melina's frustration at sharing her home with the DX family.
"I'm so glad you're okay, come here LC and give me a hug," Amy said to LC and the Helmsley Girl allowed the Anointed one to embrace her and fill her with the love that filled her own heart. There was enough of it to go around, not that Shawn wanted anyone to get more than he'd been getting from Amy over the last fifteen years.
"Okay that's enough LC, need I remind you I've had to share Amy with the world's worst Pope for the last month, if anyone deserves some of her love it's me. Move over sister," Shawn said stepping into Amy's arms but LC wouldn't move.
"Pregnant woman over here, you two can hug it out when you get to Melina's house," LC said.
"No!" Melina cried pulling her hair. "DX are the worst house guests in the world, they mess up everything and the never clean up the kitchen when they finish using it, you guy can't stay with me. Why don't you stay with the Batistas instead? They've got a big place now,"
"Actually its only three bedrooms, there won't be enough room for everybody," Batista said.
"You and Maria only bought a three bedroom house?" John Cena asked Big Dave.
"Well we kinda decided to leave L.A after Chey and Garrett's wedding and move to Florida," Batista explained.
"You know Stephanie McMahon lives in Florida right?" Carla said. "What if she sneaks through your bedroom window at night and eats Maria's baby?"
Everyone gasped and looked at Maria and Dave.
"You're pregnant?" Mickie James said to Maria and New York's Finest looked at Mickie and John Cena embarrassed.
"We didn't want to tell you," Ric Flair said. "After everything you and John have been through, we decided it would be best if nobody said anything,"
"Good job keeping that quiet Carla," Maria said to her fashion protégé and LC hit her sister around the back of the head with Halle.
"Can't you do anything right Carla?" she said to her and Carla rubbed the back of her head and pouted.
"I can make cushions pretty well," she replied and she turned to Mickie James. "I'm so sorry I shouldn't have opened my big mouth,"
Mickie James wiped tears away from her eyes while John comforted her, "Please don't apologize I'm the one who should be apologizing for not noticing Maria was pregnant, congratulations to you both," Mickie James said and she hugged Maria and Dave even though she was noticeably distressed at the news of another pregnant woman around her. "You and LC are going to be moms, good for you both,"
"Well I'm still the Pope and now that I'm in right standing with God, I'm going to do what I should have done back in New York City. Mickie James I want to pronounce a blessing on you, that the Lord will open up your womb and allow a child to be conceived there by your husband John Cena," The Pope said.
"Does God even want me to have a child? It seems pretty obvious to me that He doesn't," Mickie James said bitterly.
"Remember what I told you last year Mickie. When you came to me and asked if it was the right time to have a child with John, remember what I told you?" Trish said to Mickie.
"No," Mickie replied and Trish frowned.
"Why doesn't anyone ever remember what I tell them?" Trish said but it was more of a rhetorical question."I told you that when the time was right you and John would have a child. Well, the time is right now. You two have worked out your issues and John finally knows what real love is, don't you Felix?"
John Cena rubbed his face so the tears burning at the back of his eyes wouldn't fall, "You know the answer to that Trish, I love Mickie more than I have ever loved anyone in my life, then there's Marion, I'm so proud of my son I'd have sex with Mickie a million times if it meant I could get another kid just like him," Cena replied and Marion smiled.
"But he won't be like me dad, he'll have his own personality, just like Mickie has her own personality and mom has her own personality. It will be a he won't it?" Marion asked Trish and Mickie and John Cena smiled brightly filled with joy.
"You mean God's going to give us another chance to have a baby?" Mickie asked Trish ecstatically.
"I told you when the time was right-"
"Just answer the question Trish, yes or no?" Hunter said impatiently.
"Hey you can't talk to the Holy Adviser to the Most Holy Mother of Cardinal Saints like that," Randy Orton said to Hunter coming to Trish's defense. "Il Papa since the Illuminati is dead I've changed my mind, I've decided I want a title and rank too, just so no bonehead tries to disrespect her like this bonehead just did," Randy Orton said to the Pope.
"Not all of the Illuminati are dead Mr. Orton," The Pope replied. "The Rated R Godfather left the Vatican and went back home to Florida. He is still alive and since he is still alive, his request to have you and Shawn Michaels banned from the Illuminati still stands,"
Shawn looked at Amy sternly, "You didn't kill Edge, after what he did to LC? He nearly cost LC and Cameron their first child, why didn't you kill him with Righteous Indignation?" Shawn asked his wife and Amy swallowed nervously.
"Shawn please don't make me do something we'll both regret. I made a huge mistake when I thought you could walk away from the Kliq, you can't expect me to kill Edge overnight but mark my words if Edge crosses our family again, I will execute him with Righteous Indignation, no questions asked. I just need one more chance to convince him to repent and come out of this darkness he's wrapped himself in," Amy said.
"All he did was fall in love with her Shawn, give the guy a break," Trish said and Randy nodded but to Shawn Edge had been given enough breaks and as far as he was concerned, Edge was and would always be a threat to the DX family.
"We'll talk about this on the way home, come on let's go," Shawn said.
"You're taking those robes home with you?" Joanie said laughing at Amy, Trish and Melina as the followed them out of the Vatican.
"We can't leave them here they might get dirty, who knows what goes on at this place at night," Melina said.
"Now we've made peace with the Pope, the Mafia will leave us alone that means we can go home Cameron. L.A here we come!" LC said hugging Cameron merrily.
John, Mickie James and Marion hugged each other while New York's Finest followed DX to their two DX Machines for the ride back to the airport. "We're going to have a baby, Maria and Dave are going to have a baby and Cameron and LC are going to have a baby, I'm so happy I could do the Fandango!" John Cena said. "You know since we're all here I think I should tell you guys something,"
"What?" DX said at the same-time.
"I really miss the WWE," John Cena said and Shawn and Hunter smiled and exchanged glances.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Shawn said to Hunter.
"Yes, I would love to see what type of lingerie Amy's wearing underneath that big red robe," Hunter said.
"Yes I was thinking that but I was also thinking we should merge TNA with the WWE and create one big wrestling company," Shawn said and Hunter nodded.
"I bet she's wearing a red lace bra with golden panties," Hunter said and Shawn walked away from the Cerebral Assman and told John Cena that he had an idea that was going to make Stephanie McMahon even madder than she was already.