Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Flight 871, American Airlines, Rome to Los Angeles
Amy pulled her hand back and squeezed her hand into a fist in a vain attempt to get Shawn to leave her wedding ring finger alone. It seems that the ring the Pope gave her as a replacement for her wedding ring wouldn't come off and Shawn refused to leave it on there any longer. He kept pulling at her finger but the ring wouldn't come off and the massive ruby and gold signet ring was getting on Shawn's nerves. Looking at it made him feel like the Pope was on the plane with them, removing it would be like removing the Pontiff from their lives; however as Trish reminded Shawn it wouldn't be that simple, after all Amy wasn't just Shawn's wife anymore, she was the Holy Mother of all Cardinal Saints and had more spiritual authority than ever before. Plus the Pope was still sweet on her.
"Shawn my finger!" Amy said as Shawn continued to yank the ring off.
"Hold still Amy it's coming off I just need to give it one more pull," Shawn said.
"Ouch!" Amy yelped as Shawn continued to pull at her finger and HBK rolled his eyes.
"Oh you are such a wuss, who woulda thought you wrestled in TLC matches," Shawn said and finally the ring came off. "There now you can stop making such a fuss," he said to Amy who was kissing the feeling back into her finger before putting her wedding ring back on it.
"What should we do with the ring?" Amy asked Shawn as the color came back to her finger.
"I dunno, pawn it for cash I guess. I need new tires for my truck," Shawn said and LC overheard him and leaned over from behind.
"You can't pawn the Pope's ring it's too valuable," she said. "Give it to me I'll get a good price for it, you guys would just end up getting ripped off, your faces just screams "sucker","
"What are you going to do with it?" Cameron asked LC as Shawn handed her the ring.
"I'm going to sell it to the Damsels of Destruction in exchange for their help in getting us a nice house in Los Angeles. Those girls know real estate," LC said but Cameron frowned at the idea.
"Yeah they do but we can't trust the Damsels of Destruction, they've screwed us over at every opportunity," he said.
"They won't screw us over if they want this ring," LC said but Cameron still wasn't convinced. LC slipped the ring onto her finger over her wedding ring.
"That is one big ring," Cameron said looking at the giant ruby ring looking back at him from his wife's hand.
"Yeah but my hand looks so much more dignified with it on; see now you can't see the peanut butter from my sandwich 'cause your eye goes straight to the ring," LC said and Cameron laughed before putting his nose back in his Bible.
"What kind of home do you think the DoD will find for us?" Cameron asked LC.
"One big enough to hold you, me, Hayworth, Aurora, Carla and the baby," LC replied.
"Hayworth and Aurora aren't going to be living with us," Cameron replied.
"Like they're really going to stay at the Sandbox, they're not like us Cameron. Aurora and Hayworth are gonna need somewhere to crash when dad finally gets the better of them with his boneheaded behavior," LC said and Cameron nodded.
"You got a point there. I sure hope we can smooth things over with Stephanie before the baby is born. This feud between the McMahons and the DX family isn't good for anyone, especially Aurora. Peace has to be made sooner than later," Cameron said wisely and LC frowned cynically.
"It'll definitely be later," she said and the sound of jewelry clinking together caught her attention.
Amy was removing all of the gold the Pope had given her and handing it over to Shawn; he didn't want any trace of the Pope on his wife and LC smiled from behind them.
"You are so protective of your wife Shawn," she said impressed. "Thank God for Halle, my protection,"
"Hey I protect you," Cameron said to LC as she reflected on her halberd fondly. "Quite frankly I think you rely on Halle too much, you should be relying on me to protect you LC that's what husbands do, right dad?"
"That's right son, why don't you lock Halle back in the arsenal of antique weapons back at the Sandbox and take up your responsibility as the head of the household, that's if you guys can find a house before another fight breaks out between us and Stephanie McMahon." Shawn said and LC frowned at the idea of locking up Halle in Connecticut.
"Halle is as much a part of the family as Hayworth and Aurora and if we can make room for them in our new home you better believe we can make room for Halle too," LC said and Cameron sighed.
"How about making room for me?" he said softly and he kissed the outer lobe of LC's ear gently causing her to giggle joyfully.
"There'll always be room for you Cameron now give me a real kiss," LC said puckering out her lips.
"Not in front of my dad," Cameron said.
"But we're not in front of your dad we're behind him," LC said but Cameron refused to kiss her. "You're such a wuss Cameron, Halle would never back down to your father,"
"Oh yes she would," Amy said now back in her normal clothes much to Shawn satisfaction.
"That's better," he said impressed with his wife's appearance and Amy kissed him. "Hey not in front of the kids,"
"Hunter Shawn won't make out with me, can I sit with you?" Amy called over to the Cerebral Assman who was making a castle out of his mashed potatoes.
"I told you I'm the better half of DX, why you married Shawn I'll never know," Hunter said and Joanie mashed his mashed potato castle with her fist. "I spent hours on this Joanie now thanks to you I'm going to have to start all over again! Stewardess, more mashed potatoes please!"
"You were supposed to eat the mashed potatoes Hunter not play with it, how many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food?" Joanie said to Hunter like a mother to her child and Hayworth Horace rolled his eyes in embarrassment.
"Amy Joanie ruined my mashed potato castle, can you attack her in a bra and panties match please?" Hunter called to Big Red.
"One bra and panties match coming right up," Amy said pretending to remove her skirt and vest top.
"Hey will you guys act a little more age appropriate please?" Hayworth Horace said reading the latest copy of the Harvard Business Review. "What's a bra and panties match?" he asked John Cena who was sitting beside him with Mickie James.
"I'll tell you when you're older. How old are you?" John Cena asked the young Helmsley heir.
"Technically I'm a month old but I don't care I'm still going to Harvard in the fall," Hayworth replied. "I can't stand being at home with my moronic father, I need to be around my intellectual equals,"
"So then why are you sitting next to John Cena?" Batista said and Maria and Ric Flair laughed.
"I asked Hayworth to sit with us, I wanted to get used to having a child nearby," Cena said smiling and Mickie James squeezed his hand lovingly. "I still can't believe we're going to have a baby, is life great or what?" John Cena said beaming.
"Yeah it's pretty great, sometimes," Batista said squeezing Maria's hand. "We're all going to have babies, 2023 is shaping up to be a great year,"
"Unless your last name is McMahon then your year is most likely to suck, especially now that DX are running two thirds of the wrestling world," Cheyenne Michelle said and Marion J. Cena nodded in agreement.
Suddenly the plane rocked violently to the left and all of the luggage fell out as the plan shifted 180 degrees.
The passengers screamed and the ARK Angels of DX jumped up, "Everyone stay calm," Cameron said to the passengers. LC looked out of the window, the clouds were like black fog, an evil spirit was surrounding the plane and Trish and Randy Orton knew where it was coming from.
"Stephanie's in L.A and she's not happy. If she keeps resisting us with her evil power we won't be able to land at LAX in one piece," Trish said.
"But Cameron and I have to go house hunting," LC said. "It's a good thing I didn't check Halle," she said reaching into her backpack and pulling Halle out of it.
"And we have to be in L.A before bedtime to decide which one of Melina and Johnny's bedrooms we want to sleep in," Shawn added and Melina sighed.
"Suddenly going home doesn't seem like such a great idea," she complained and Trish told her to snap out of it while Cheyenne asked the flight attendant to let her out of the plane.
"Are you nuts lady? I can't open the door in mid air do you have any idea how high up we are?" the flight attendant replied and the plane suddenly lost power and fell down towards LAX.
"ARGHH!" the passengers screamed.
"Cheyenne go!" Cameron said to his sister and Cheyenne bolted through one of the airplane doors and grabbed the plane from underneath, stopping it from crashing down on LAX.
"That Girl is Phenomenal!" the landing crew said from below as Cheyenne gently placed the plane onto the ground much to the relief of everyone aboard.
Cheyenne looked up and saw Stephanie in the air, "Where's Jeff, Beth and Aurora?" she wondered and Stephanie tried to strike her with lightning but Cheyenne got out of the way and Stephanie hit the plane setting it on fire.
"Everybody out now!" Amy yelled and the passengers scampered out of the plane leaving their luggage behind in the flaming plane.
LC and Cameron rushed over to Cheyenne, "Where the Hell is Aurora, Beth and Jeff? Stephanie could have killed all those passengers!" LC said wishing God had given her the Gift of Flight instead of the Hardys.
Hunter, Shawn and Joanie looked up at Stephanie who was shrouded in black cloud, she was more dangerous than before and she was pretty dangerous before.
"I guess she must have found out about Cena wanting to work for us," Hunter said to Shawn.
"I don't think she's taken the news very well," Cena said looking up at Stephanie with Mickie James, Marion and New York's Finest.
"Well we're going to have to settle this before bedtime, I've got to prepare a room for you all and I haven't made dinner for Johnny and Romeo yet," Melina said.
"But we can't fly, only Aurora and the Hardys can fly. We're stuck until they get here, where are they?" Maria said and she looked over at Carla. "Carla what are you doing?" she said to the Cool one. "Your feet aren't touching the ground,"
"You can fly!" LC said to her sister ecstatically and she handed her Halle.
"LC what are you doing?" Cameron said, "You can't give Halle to Carla, I don't trust her!"
LC looked at her sister, "Can I trust you to take down Stephanie or is Halle better off with me?" she asked Carla.
"Why don't you give her to me and find out?" Carla said and LC looked at her husband who shook his head and she changed her mind.
"On second thought I'll hold onto Halle, why don't you take a more powerful weapon with you, one that we can all trust to get the job done," LC said and put her hand on Cheyenne's shoulder much to Cameron's delight.
"Now I know there won't be a problem," he said and Carla flew up to the sky with GPS while John Cena called CM Punk to find out what happened to Jeff Hardy.