Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Royal Family of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: DX finally get the ARK Angels down the aisle. Love is in the air but can the DX family keep their feet on the ground? Find out what God has in store for the Royal Family of DX!
Chapter Nineteen – Coming Down to Earth
LAX airport, Los Angeles
Brie and Justin Danner were on their way to LAX airport to drive back to Melina and Johnny's house with the DX family.
"Man that cloud is getting really black over LAX," Brie said peering closely through her windshield at the sky over the airport.
The Danners pulled up into the parking lot and realized quickly from the sight of LC and Cameron and the DX family that it wasn't a cloud that hard darkened the sky over the airport, it was Stephanie McMahon.
"Hey guys what's going on?" Justin said coming over to DX with Brie.
"Stephanie's making me remember why I divorced her, she's causing a scene so that everyone will pay attention to her," Hunter replied.
"Yeah apparently Jeff couldn't give her enough attention so now she has to have ours again," Shawn said and he turned to John Cena. "Have you heard back from CM Punk yet?"
"Nah all I'm getting is voicemail," Cena said. "I hope he's okay,"
Cameron, North Carolina
CM Punk was banging on Jeff Hardy's bedroom door but the Charismatic Enigma wasn't coming out. Punk was there with Ravine and the A Twins were in Long Island with Aurora, Beth and their friends from Long Island and she was waiting for an update from Hunter on her mother Stephanie's whereabouts. While Hunter deliberated over the sanity of telling his Hurricane making daughter that Stephanie was in battle with the ARK Angels of DX in Los Angeles, CM Punk focused on getting Jeff to stand up to his wife.
"Come on Jeff I know you're upset about Stephanie going loco but you have to do the right thing here, staying in Cameron is not going to make anything better," Punk said but there was no response from the other end of the bedroom door. "Do you want me to sing to you Jeff?" Punk said and he turned to Ravine and Velvet, "What's a good song?"
"You mean from our playlist?" Velvet said.
"No mom your playlist sucks. How about 'Stand Up' by Ludacris?" Ravine suggested.
"Yeah that'll work," Velvet said.
"Okay let's see if I remember how it goes, um…" Punk hesitated and his wife and daughter rolled their eyes.
"Just yell "Stand Up!"" Velvet said.
"Let's all yell it together," Ravine added and the Brooks family chanted the famous hip-hop chorus over and over again until Jeff Hardy was forced to "stand up" and come out of his hiding place. He opened the door and Punk, Velvet and Ravine hugged him until he felt better.
"I'm ready to stand up to my wife, let's fly to Los Angeles and end this thing before Aurora does," Jeff said and the Brooks family nodded and they attached themselves together like a Velcro strap as Jeff used his Gift from God to fly them out of North Carolina to the hot and sunny state of California.
LAX airport, Los Angeles
Things weren't so bright and sunny at LAX airport however it was almost 7pm and the night seemed to be drawing in early, only it had nothing to do with the time it was because Stephanie was spreading darkness like a virus and the ARK Angels of DX were bringing back the light so that people didn't get hurt by her behavior. She had already set the airplane that DX and New York's Finest flew back on from Italy on fire, if it wasn't for the ARK Angels and ATM somebody could have been seriously hurt. Now if somebody was hurt it would be voluntary as the ARK Angels of DX were giving Stephanie every chance to back down, it was up to her to take it.
"Back down Stephanie!" Hunter called up to his ex-wife from below.
"Never!" Stephanie yelled back and she tried to strike Hunter with lightning but Cheyenne tackled her and the lightning struck the car rental place instead.
Cheyenne backed her all the way down 'til they were flying in mid air. Carla was holding Cheyenne steady as Stephanie tried to fly back up to do more damage to DX. Carla could fly too but instead of using her Gift from God for evil like Stephanie was she was going to do the right thing by her sister LC and the ARK Angels of DX and stand up for what was right. Suddenly Stephanie reached back and pulled Carla's long curly hair dragging her violently over her head so that she couldn't hold her down anymore. She twisted Carla's hair in her hand like a knot and threw her violently onto Cheyenne but the Girl with Phenomenal Strength didn't move. Instead she comforted Carla and kept her eyes on Stephanie.
"Hold me up sister," Cheyenne said to Carla and the Cool one smiled at Cheyenne referring to her as sister. "Pulling hair Stephanie, that's so childish. What are you eight years old?" Cheyenne admonished Stephanie and the Billion Dollar Princess's big green eyes flickered with mischief.
"We could have made such a great team in TNA Cheyenne, if you hadn't chosen your father over what was best for business," Stephanie said.
"You're lecturing me about choosing my father's wishes over business? Stephanie why are you behaving in this diabolical way? Isn't it because you chose not to honor your father's wishes by accepting DX as the majority board members at TNA? Do you think this is making your dad proud or sad?" Cheyenne said.
"How dare you talk to me about what's right for my father, if it wasn't for your father my father would still be here!" Stephanie roared and a bright rainbow appeared in the sky and over it floated Stephanie's husband Jeff Hardy along with the Brooks family.
"This is better than Disneyland!" CM Punk said getting a kick out of Jeff's Gift of Flight. Jeff lit up the sky in bright rainbow colors; the display was only ruined by the black mar caused by Stephanie who turned the brightness to darkness with her unattractive presence.
"Take five ladies, I'll take it from here. This has gone on for long enough," Jeff said to Carla and GPS and Carla flew Cheyenne back down to the DX family and New York's Finest while the Brooks stayed in the air with Jeff Hardy.
Hunter still hadn't called Aurora and right now he thought it was best if she stay in Long Island; things were about to get ugly in the City of Angels but hopefully it wouldn't be ugly for long now that Jeff was ready to stand up to his wife.
"Come on Jeff end this nightmare, Stephanie's been far too ugly for far too long!" Hunter yelled up to the sky.
"SHUT UP HUNTER!" Stephanie roared and she went to strike Hunter with another bolt of lightning but LC blocked the bolt of lightning with Halle and the lightning boomeranged back up into the sky. When it did Jeff stood in front of Stephanie like a human shield and absorbed the electric shock. The lightning didn't hurt him at all and the Brooks family was very impressed.
"How could you not love this man? He just took a bolt of lightning for you woman. You could have died, again," Velvet Sky said to Stephanie McMahon.
"It's the least he could have done, it's his duty to make sure I'm protected from the DX family. You're late Hardy boy, where were you?" Stephanie said scornfully.
"I was trying to decide if I should come here at all. I didn't want to face you but then I realized that this is the only place to end all this craziness. L.A is the place Chris Jericho died all those years ago, so it's only fitting that this be the place where you let go of the ugliness of your past with him and embrace the beauty of the future with me and the children," Jeff Hardy said and Stephanie snarled.
"Don't you get it Jeff? If DX take over ownership of TNA they'll rule the wrestling world and I'll have nothing! My future will be over and I won't mean a damn thing in the wrestling business anymore, is that what you want, for me to quit the industry that my father helped build?!" Stephanie asked her husband outraged.
"In a nutshell, yes that's exactly what I want Stephanie. I want you to quit the wrestling business altogether," Jeff Hardy said and Stephanie shrieked at the top of her voice. "Stephanie stop it, I'm your husband you have to listen to me. DX is right; you're not cut out for this business. You don't have any talent; all you have is your father's last name. The only reason Vince let you on TV was because you're a smoking hot babe but your looks are shot now, you look like a green-eyed female gorilla and you sound like one too. This business has brought you to a place so low you'd have to be below sea level to find you. Like Shawn Michaels said to Vince back in 2006, maybe it's time for you to move on and as your husband and the father of this family, I'm going to insist that you move on tonight,"
Stephanie stared down at DX who were applauding Jeff from below. "What are you looking at Shawn? What are you looking at Hunter? You think this is funny don't you? Robbing me of my inheritance so that you can play your stupid pranks on people and make the whole world say your two words? I'm sorry but that's not going to happen, I'd rather die than…" Stephanie started but she stopped suddenly before she could finish.
"You would rather die, is that what you were about to say?" Jeff asked Stephanie nervously and Stephanie shook her head.
"Something like that," she said but she shook her head again. "No I don't want to die, Jeff why did I just say that? I don't want to die; I want to be with you and the kids for the rest of my life. Jeff what's happened to me what am I doing up here, why am I dressed in black?" Stephanie said and Jeff smiled joyfully. It seemed like Stephanie was back to normal. Jeff watched in delight as Stephanie's face brightened, her smile shone through the darkness surrounding her.
"You went crazy but it's alright you're back to normal now. Do you remember what we talked about just before you got your screws back?" Jeff asked Stephanie.
"One second Jeff, I just need to talk to DX," Stephanie said and she flew down to where DX were standing with the ARK Angels of DX and New York's Finest and Jeff flew down after her with the Brooks family.
LC maintained her defensive position holding Halle out in front of her while Cameron and Cheyenne stood by her side protecting her and the baby she was carrying.
"At ease warrior princess," Stephanie said to LC with a military salute and the softness had returned to her voice and Maria, Mickie James and Velvet Sky smiled relieved that she was back to her sweet self. Stephanie turned to DX, "I'm done fighting you guys, whatever happened between us I know that you deserve to be where you are in the wrestling business and I apologize for suggesting that you were the ones behind my father's death. I need to stand up for what's right and what's right is for me to look after my children and husband and I don't need to be doing anything but that right now. So, I am officially retiring from the wrestling business and leaving our industry in your very capable and talented hands," Stephanie stretched out her right hand for Hunter and Shawn to shake, "No hard feelings, can we be friends again?" she said and DX hugged her tearfully and they all shed tears of joy for the end of a truly ugly episode in their family's pretty sweet life.
"Well done Jeff you stood up to your wife and all is well in the wrestling world, which means we can go back to being enemies. See you in the Impact Zone you bright and colorful weirdo," CM Punk said to Jeff jokingly and he turned to leave when New York's Finest stopped him. "Who are you the NYPD, get out of my way I've got a plane to catch,"
"I just wanted to tell you how awesome it was for you to help Jeff save his marriage. You're a stand up guy CM Punk and you'll always have a friend in New York's Finest," John Cena said.
"Well aren't I the popular one, this must be what it feels like to be you Cena," CM Punk said.
"Feels pretty good doesn't it?" Cena said with a big smile.
"Dad this is too cheesy let's get out of here, L.A gives me the creeps," Ravine said to her dad.
"Well fly you back to Florida, it's the least we can do after all you've done for us," Stephanie said to CM Punk and his family. "My brother's throwing a birthday party for Rogan and you don't wanna miss it," Stephanie turned to DX. "You guys are more than welcome to come,"
"There's one person that won't be welcome Stephanie and that's you. Shane wants nothing to do with you," Hunter said.
"Don't worry about McMahon O'Mac, I have a business proposition that'll make the Mac's mouth water," Jeff Hardy said and Stephanie's ears pricked up intrigued.
"What is it with you and the Skittle references?" CM Punk said to Jeff. "Let's get out of here, see you guys in the Impact Zone!"
"Bye!" the DX family and New York's Finest said to the newly restored Stephanie McMahon Hardy, Jeff and the Brooks family as they flew back to Florida leaving Melina and Johnny's new house guests behind. "What do you think made Stephanie get back to normal?"
"Let's ask Trish when we get to Santa Monica, ATM are waiting for us with Romeo and Johnny," Maria said checking her cell-phone and seeing a message from Melina there.
"I wonder what the proposition Jeff has for Stephanie is," Shawn said thoughtfully.
"Who cares, she's out of hair Shawn, she's finally out of our lives. This calls for a celebration! I say we throw a massive party over at Melina and Johnny's house tonight!" Hunter said.
"Can I invite Cassidy and Charlene?" Carla asked Hunter.
"Sure!" Hunter said enthusiastically.
"No!" LC, Cameron and Cheyenne said.
"Who said you three had to be there?" Hunter said to the ARK Angels of DX. "The party would be better if you and Halle were somewhere else LC, pregnant women are no fun at DX parties,"
"You can't be serious; Halle is the life of the party!" LC said in defense of her weapon of choice and she turned to her sister. "If Cassidy and Charlene are going to be there I'm bringing Halle for sure, she'll protect me and the baby,"
"No I'll protect you and the baby," Cameron said. "Yeah I still don't trust you three," Cameron said to Carla.
"What do I have to do to win back your trust?" Carla said to the ARK Angels of DX.
"Just be cool like you were before you turned on me, or else Halle is going to turn on you," LC warned her sister and Carla gulped looking at the shiny tip of Halle's blade knowing LC meant business.
"Wow you're even better when you're pregnant," she said to her sister.
"A party sounds good to me," Batista said and Brie and Justin exchanged weary glances. A DX party wouldn't sound too good to Melina and Johnny when they found out, especially since the problems in the DX family were far from over.
Melina and Johnny's home, Santa Monica, Los Angeles, CA 8pm PT
Trish and Melina were sitting around the table in the kitchen when Melina came over to them with a message on her cell-phone from the Bella Twins.
"I just got a message from Nikki Bella saying "We'll be there!" What does she mean by that?" Melina asked Trish and before the Truth could answer Melina got another message, then another one, then another one, then another one and she continued to receive message after message from the WWE roster saying that they would be there. "Where are they going to be Trish?"
Trish looked at Amy who already knew about the party. "Can you be the Truth: Trish Orton for one night and let me be Shawn's wife?"
"We tried that Trish he nearly killed you, I don't think you're cut out to be a Heartbreak Chick. Stick to what you know Trish and tell the Truth," Amy replied and Trish nodded and told Melina about the party that DX had planned.
"Wow I didn't know you had Righteous Indignation mom," Romeo said hearing his mother go berserk at the idea of hosting a DX party tonight. "Wow your hair's turning red like Aunt Amy's,"
"I'm going to kill your husband!" Melina said to Amy and she stormed out of the kitchen to find Johnny and tell him that they were hosting a DX party tonight.
"Everybody wants to kill my husband, even my closest friends," Amy said. "I guess not everybody's cut out for DX,"
"Well if Melina's not down with DX I've got two words for her," Trish said.
"WHAT?!" Melina said looking at the text message Trish sent her and when Johnny saw it he laughed.
"Maybe I should host this party by myself Mel cake, why don't you go spend the night in a fancy hotel my treat?" Johnny suggested to his wife and Melina calmed down after reading the message from Trish telling her to SUCK IT.
"No this is our house and DX are our guests, they're part of our lives now we have to get used to them," Melina said. Johnny was far from convinced.
"So I'll call you at the Beverly Wilshire in the morning and tell you how much damage was done to the house okay?" Johnny said.
"No I mean it Johnny I'm staying," Melina said.
Beverly Hills Wilshire Hotel, Los Angeles, CA 10pm PT
The concierge looked up from his guest book at a woman about to approach his desk. She was a beautiful Latina covered in whipped cream, green jelly and really old mayonnaise. It was Melina and she had been the victim of a DX rib involving dinner and dessert and a toy missile launcher that could shoot both out at the same time.
"Room for one please and make sure it has a shower in it that works, thank you," Melina said wiping creamy strands of Indignantly red hair out of her eyes. "Actually how much would it cost to stay here for the rest of the year?"