"DRACO!" I shouted, "What the censor do you think you're doing?!"

Draco didn't answer, and I saw he was driving. Sorry, my memory doesn't reach past a chapter very well.

Suddenly, he stopped driving and got out of the car that's flying for some reason.

"What the hell?!" I asked angrily. Then, I realized he already left the car.

"Ebony?" He asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned EXTRA SUPER-DUPER close to me. His eyes looked all depressed-like, like you, trying to understand that someone actually wrote this crap, and I forgave him for... Whatever it is that he did to give me this random mood swing.

Then, Draco kissed me. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and... And... You know what, we said f*ck five times this chapter, I think we can say 'dick' and 'vagina'! You know what, screw it, suddenly, a WILD DUMBLEEDORE APPEARED!

"WHAT THE CENSOR ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS A FAMILY SERIES!"