Dumbledore made Draco and I follow him into Hogwarts.
"Now, why would you do that?! You aren't even eighteen, children!" He told us.
I... Cried tears of blood?! Do vampires even do that?! I mean, outside of your horrid Twilight fan fiction?! Whatever. Anywhoo, Dumbledore took us to Professor McGonagall and Severus Snape.
"Unfortunately, these children were having intercourse in the Forbidden Forest..." Dumbledore told the professors.
"How dare you?!" Snape scolded.
"Why did you do that?! Ten points off Slytherin!" Complained McGonagall.
"I DID IT BECAUSE I'M A FREAKIN' HORNY TEEN- I MEAN BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Draco shrieked, in a fashion similar to a pre-pubescent child.
Everyone was quiet until Snape ended the silence with, "... You know the point system is my thing, McGonagall."
"Must we argue on the subject?!" Asked McGonagall, "Kids, go up to your rooms. Shit is about to get real in here..." Both McGonagall and Snape took out their wands, as did Dumbledore, seconds later. Draco and I left to Slytherin House.
"Are you okay, Mary Sue- I mean, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah, I guess." I answered. I left to the bathroom, to perform an overly long description of my haircut.
When I left the bathroom, I saw Draco standing infront of the door. After we both realize how odd that is, he reluctantly leaves, and I stay, waiting for the next beautifully written chapter of this amazing saga.
... Okay, I said it Tara. You owe me my fifty pounds. I feel dirty now...