Searching for Deadpool

Chapter 2

Galactus. Devourer of Worlds, Ravager of Planets, The Great Destroyer, The Third Force of The Universe. He had many names but for Death he would always be Big Bro Galactus.

For those who don't know him, Galactus is the sole survival from the Universe previous from the current one. Before he was the Devourer of Worlds, Galactus was a humanoid named Galan from the planet Taa. Just before the end of the universe, Galan fused with the amassed positive emotions of all living beings in the cosmos known as the Sentience of the Universe. And as the new universe was born so did Galactus. After that both Destiny and Death were born, making Galactus their 'Big Brother'.

Galactus possesses the immeasurable and almost limitless Power Cosmic and is one of the absolute strongest and most powerful beings in the entire Universe alongside other cosmic entities like Destiny and Death. He was the closest thing to 'GOD' (The Living Tribunal and The-One-Above-All didn't count since they lived outside the multiverse.)

But even Galactus has weaknesses; his Cosmic Hunger, and that stupid-ass Ultimate Nullifier which is too contrived an OP that it isn't funny.

Currently Galactus was inside his Worldship Taa II, a ship so massive it's the size of an entire solar system. (Talk about big cars.) It made Death think he was overcompensating for something. Normally Galactus would be resting and waiting for his current herald to come back with news of a planet he could devour, but right now he was dealing with a family situation.

"How did this happen? What should I do? I'm not ready yet!" came the distressed cries of his only daughter Galacta. Yes, you heard that right, Galacta daughter of Galactus. Galacta or Gali, as she is known in planet earth where she posses as a normal teenage girl, was having a mini-breakdown from the news she just received from her father.

"Daughter of mine, you shall not worry. I'm sure you are well prepared for this event. But you will have to eat more if you wish to conserve your energy and survive this ordeal." Galactus said with that booming voice of his. Gali just looked up to her father as he was crazy.

"Eat?! I don't want to eat planets like you do! I don't want to be like you! I didn't want any of this! I just want to be a normal teenage girl from earth!" Galactus didn't react to his daughter outburst. He knew that this whole situation was messing with her sense of reason, making his only daughter more emotional than she already was.

Galactus sighed mentally. He couldn't understand his daughter's obsession with the planet Earth and its culture. Why couldn't she be more like him and enjoy the simplest little things? Like travelling through the entire universe, seeing new places and eat them?

Then out of the blue, a portal appeared inside his ship and the room where he and his daughter were talking. Galactus watched the portal with curiosity. He could tell the one responsible for the portal was powerful indeed. Not as powerful as him, I mean don't be ridiculous, but powerful nonetheless.

After a few seconds of silence, a figure he hadn't seen in a long time came from the portal. It was his self-proclaimed little sibling, Death. Currently Death was donning a female figure with very light skin color, and black robes that showed a voluptuous figure.

"Galactus! Tell me where is he or so-help me!" Death knew her small threat was complete bullshit. Galactus could obliterate her in less than a nanosecond, but both him and her alongside Eternity, were cosmic entities that keep the universe on balance so they couldn't destroy each other. But it didn't mean they couldn't inflict bloody beatings to one and other.

"Good to see you too!" answered Galactus in what you could almost call a sarcastic tone, but that was impossible, Galactus didn't have a sense of humor, did he? "To what owe you this visit?"

"As if you don't know! Where is he? Where is Wade Wilson?" demanded Death once again with an annoyed face. "Katou-chan told me he was your herald!" Galactus blinked for a few seconds, using his perfect memory to recall whatever his "little sister" was talking about.

"Wade… Wilson?" That named seemed familiar but he couldn't exactly recall who that person was; which is strange since his memory is perfect. Then a small flash of annoyance and anger appeared across his face. "That one! He was the most strident and annoying creature I ever met! He could never shut the hell up! My worst herald by far!" Now he remembered why he didn't remember. He didn't want to. He used his power to suppress the memory of their "Team-up" as that fool called it.

Meanwhile Gali was gapping in shock! He had seen her father angered before, but never like this! Usually her father would prevent any emotion from showing in his face, just raising or lowering his tone of voice to indicate his displeasure for the situation. But to openly curse like that! Unheard of!

"And what did you do to him?" asked Death trying to show no emotions at all. If Galactus had such a strong reaction to her beloved Wade, it wasn't hard to believe that he would obliterate him destroying him not only physically but metaphysically as well. And no Thanos' curse would ever bring him back.

"I just sent him back to Earth. He didn't deserve the privilege of dying by my hand!" Really, hiring him as his herald was one of the worst mistakes Galactus had ever done. But now that he wasn't cursing that annoyance's very existence, he wondered something. What did Death want with such individual? But his mental wonderings were interrupted by the intervention of his Daughter.

"Excuse me, but who is this woman, father?" asked a very curious Gali. She had never seen someone talk so casually with her father. I mean, who could? He was THE Galactus after all. Regaining his bearings, Galactus decided to do the introductions.

"Gali, this person right here is Death, your…um…'aunt'." He said slightly hesitant. He never understood Death insistence of calling him brother, but she had done so for the past millions of years, so why bother fighting it now? "Death this is Galacta, my daughter." After he was done, the temperature of the room went down, which was odd since the Taa II never had problems with the thermostat before.

"She's my what!?" "She's your what!?"

Both girls take a look at each other in mild surprise. Gali because she didn't know she had relatives other than her father. And Death couldn't believe that Galactus could conceive children. 'Must have been one-hell of a woman to be able to do THAT with Galactus' she thought.

After a few seconds of silence, both girls floated to one and other and began with the small talk. Asking each other question after question trying to get to know each other better. Since Gali was native of earth, she and Death found common ground talking about earth culture, especially TV Shows. Meanwhile Galactus just sat there wishing he could be any other place but there. He could, he had the power of teleportation but that would only increase his hunger and he didn't want to leave these two alone on his ship.

After what seemed like hours of questions and anecdotes Galactus decided to put an end to their chatter.

"Death, why are you looking this Wade Wilson? What interest do you have with him?" Death and Gali stopped their conversation and turned to look at the massive world eater. Both girls were slightly mad for his interruption but Death let it slide and refocused on her mission at hand.

"I'm looking for him because he disappeared and I can't locate him even with my Power Cosmic, which is alarming since very few have the power to block away my 'vision'. Also because he is my boyfriend!" Galactus raised a metaphoric eyebrow in confusion. Death was establishing a relationship with a human? And not a simple one but the most annoying human to ever exist? What a weird taste.

"I think it's sweet you care for him so much that you travel all the way here to find him." Gali said with stars in her eyes. She wished she could have what her aunt Death had. Since she too was a cosmic entity, the prospects of finding a guy that could be with her were astronomically low. Years and years of movies and television had taught her that life wasn't complete without love, and being as close as a teenage human girl she could be, she wanted a boyfriend. Then she remembered why she was at her father's ship in the first place.

"What is wrong my dear?" ask Death after sensing a tidal wave of emotions emanating from Gali. The young cosmic entity looked at her aunt with sudden tears on her face. The problem she was facing was a heavy burden and a scary responsibility but maybe her aunt could give her another perspective, different from her father's.

"Auntie…I'm pregnant!"

Author Notes

Shorter than the first one but then again the first one was supposed to be the two chapters, the prologue and chapter 1. Also it was the perfect place to end this chapter.

For those who are wondering, Yes Galacta is a real character not an OC. But I did make her act way OOC. Then again, comedy and all that.

I just wish Marvel used her more.