No offence to any furries.
Read Relax and Enjoy.
Yutaka, walked down the hall eager to ask her cousin something of grave importance. She had heard her friend Patty and Hiyori talking about it, and thusly, not wanting to be left out. Decided she too should find out what it was.
"Konata-Onee Chan?" She asked, stepping into the room as she creaked open the door. Konata turned in her chair, a soft relaxed smile on her face. She beckoned her younger cousin in, a soft hmmm etching its way out of her voice.
Tilting her head to the side innocently Yutaka spoke three words that had completely shattered the relaxed atmosphere that was Konata's room. "What's a furry?" She asked.
Konata froze, a chill creeping up her spine. How could she explain something like that to someone like that. It was a fetish? No. Then she would ask what a fetish was. There was no clear way out of this. "I-It's... a." She started, but was unable to finish. Her mouth would not allow her to purposefully corrupt this being.
Yutaka looked at her, completely unsure of what exactly she did wrong. Unable to answer her cousins question Konata bowed her head in defeat. "I... uh... don't know?" She finished, hoping Yu-chan would just leave it at that.
Yutaka stood their for a moment, hand to chin, thinking. "Oh I know." She finally spoke up, surprising Konata beyond anything she'd ever experienced before. "I'll google it!" She finished, exiting the room as Konata fell to the ground in her rushed effort to stop her.
"NO YU-CHAN DON'T! YOUR INNOCENCE!" She screamed. But after a few moments of silence, and an eery screech of fright echoing throughout the house. Konata knew, she was just too late.
This was fun, and funny to write. God I stayed up for quite a while trying to plow through everything I need to get done. It was nice to write something so lighthearted. I'm planning on getting rid of my story statuses on my profile. I haven't been following it too well anyway.