This was supposed to be a long final chapter but I decided to split it into two. So you can read something while I work on the second part.


Searching for Deadpool.

Chapter 5

"Now it is time to begin!"

Everyone present readied themselves for whatever things were to happen. Wolverine draw out his claws, Tony used his armor scanners to analyze everything to find some kind of advantage, etc. The only one who didn't react at all was Dr. Doom who looked at if this was all a waste of his time and just cross his arms in front of him in annoyance and as a sign of superiority.

The energy field surrounding the whole structure where the throne was located receded; showing once again the 'being' that was threatening the whole world. It was one of the tensest moments for everyone involved. Whatever happened next would surely change the course of history.

The being stood up from the throne, which crumbled and returned to the rock formation that spawn it, and walked a few paces before stopping at the top of the stars leading up to her royal seat. There, it too its hood and pulled it back revealing its face.

It came as a surprise to almost everyone present and everyone watching on TV or the Internet (remember the News crew was still there recording against their will) that this "Invader" wasn't some kind of Alien creature or demonic creature. It was a woman. A really beautiful woman.

She had a very lustrous black hair that down past her shoulders and an unnatural white colored skin. Unnatural as if it wasn't possible for human beings to achieve, she didn't look bad or unhealthy more like pure and angelic. The 'purity' of her skin was a very huge contrast with the dark robes she was wearing.

Almost all the male heroes were entranced with her appearance and the few who didn't at least recognized she was a natural beauty. Heck, a few of the female heroes were checking her out too, and some felt a slight ping of envy. The only one who was completely unimpressed was again the ruler of Latveria.

The woman smirked to herself and waited a few seconds to let the entire group process her appearance, then she spoke again.

"Now that I have your undivided attention, let us discuss what I want from all of you. But first, would anyone here care for some tea?" said the woman with a very nice and playful tone, unlike her cold and ominous from before.

"Stop wasting Doom's time already and speak up you wench!" Doom was mad; just who did this woman think she was to demand the presence of Doom just to waste his time. Doom was going to put an end to his charade.

"You know, when I called out for all the A-Listers, I didn't expect you to show up, and I was right. You just sent a Doombot. I really didn't care but I dislike your pretentious attitude." And with a small gesture of her fingers, Dr. Doom…or the Doombot was grabbed by an invisible force and brought back to the woman. Then she sent an enormous electrical shock through the robot. When she was done, she just dropped it down the floor.

The rest of the heroes present didn't move a muscle; some were frozen on sudden surprise at the speed of what just happened, others were assessing the power this new threat presented. None felt bad for the Doombot since it was only a robot. But suddenly the Doombot got back to its feet.

"Huh where in hell is Doom?" He sounded strange; it wasn't the voice of Dr. Doom that came from its mouth but a gruffer one. It/He turned around and looked at the rest of the heroes who were tensing preparing for an attack from the bot. But it never came, instead the bot just walked towards the Ghost Rider in a very unrefined manner and huffing while walking, similar to a bulldog.

"Hey, Max! Do you know what the heck is going on here? Why are all this heroes here? Does it have to do with Wesker? Because if it is; I want to be in when everyone beats the crap out of that pompous asshole!"

"…what?" answered the hell's spawn and spirit of revenge in confusion. Just what the heck this bot was talking about? Max? Wesker? Who were those people?

"Oh! I forgot when you become Ghost Rider you don't remember anything. Well doesn't matter, but before you come home could you pass to the store and buy Doom some more yogurt? I ran out and I had to steal Ammy's food. Oh! And some more treats and dog food for Ammy. Okay? Okay! Bye Max!"

And with that the Doombot snapped his fingers and disappeared to god-knows-where, leaving behind a very confused Johnny Blaze. "What just happened?"

"Hahaha! I've always love that version of him!" said the mysterious woman while laughing at her handy work. After regaining some composure she reverted back to a more calm expression; unnerving the majority of the observers.

"Look lady!" Called out the hairy mutant known as Wolverine. "I may not like that walking thrash can but he had a point. Who are you and what do you want" He too was getting anxious for answers.

"Oopss. Sorry!" She said in a very apologetic manner "How rude of me for not introducing myself! I have many names but you can call me *Katrina." Many were put off by her introduction or more noticeable her constant change of demeanor. It seemed so… random, you didn't know what to expect, and that kept them in edge.

"Now like I said before I was rudely interrupted, would anyone care for some tea?" seeing that nobody took here offer, Katrina just shrugged. "Nobody? Oh well, I do want some tea. Akuma-chan! I desire some tea!" The last part she said while clapping her seemingly delicate hands in a 'hurry-up' manner.

What appeared next will forever be ingrained in the minds of everyone present and those who watch thru TV. Mephisto, Lord of Hell, The Devil in person appeared in his "normal" male form, you know: black pointy hair, red-ish skin, pointy ears, etc. Except this time he wasn't wearing his usual attire. No, he was wearing a French maid costume with very, very short skirt and black stockings. Oh his hand was a tray with a porcelain tea cup and a small cup.

"Yes…mistress" The last word had so much venom in it you could taste it. He was beyond mad, his wrath was of biblical proportions. He, Lord of all Demons reduced to this, and the worst part was that there was nothing he could do to stop her. His only hope was that some of the so called heroes would take pity of him and save him from his current fate.

"Thank you, Akuma-chan" Katrina said cheerily ignoring the tone of her slav… I mean male maid. "Now, did you send Katou-chan and her sister my regards for the excellent tea?" Mephisto reluctantly nodded in confirmation. It was so humiliating going into the Dark Dimension dressed like this asking for some tea for his… Mistress. He would never forget Dormammu's Laughter. It was so humiliating!

As Katrina was about to drink her tea, she realized something. "I can't drink my tea while standing. Batorā-Kun could you please come here for a second!"

The next big shocker of the day was the appearance of another individual that not many recognized, but of the few who did they were openly gapping. It was Hela, goddess and ruler of the spirits of the dead wearing an all black butler suit and red bow tie but the most drastic change was that her extremely long hair was cut very short making her look like an very effeminate boy.

"Yes, mistress. I am at your service" Hela bowed to Katrina completely submissive, a gesture very unlikely from her.

"Batorā-Kun, could you please be my seat while I finish my tea?" Hela just nodded and got in all fours without batting an eye or complaining at the request, and then Katrina just sat on Hela's back and drank her tea like it was only Tuesday for her.

The world at large was speechless, but only those who had interacted with both Mephisto and Hela could grasp the situation. Not only did both of them were on her side but were unwilling servants. This woman Katrina had the power to order around the lord of demons and the goddess of the dead. That meant that her threat that the world was doomed wasn't complete bullshit. The most affected were Dr. Strange and Ghost Rider.

Strange was connecting the dots of the shift of cosmic power in the universe at large. Both Mephisto and Hela were powerless; most likely, they were stripped of their powers by this Katrina woman. He wasn't sure if he could contain her or sent her back to wherever she came from or not, she exhibited a lot of power, putting her on the scale of above Mephisto and Loki but if she hadn't revealed much to compare with Dormammu.

Ghost Rider on the other hand, was in a constant shift between complete dumbfoundedness or hysterical laughter. Mephisto, the guy who completely wrecked his life forever, the one who he keep battling on, was been treated in such humiliating way, you could almost say it was worse than death.

Meanwhile everyone else was lost on mental debate, trying to comprehend what was happening, Katrina finished drinking her tea but never sending her servants away. She wanted at her side at all time as a reminder of her power.

"Now let us discuss what is that I desire" that seemed to snapped the heroes out of their pondering. "I only wish for one little thing. Something that only you can give me. Something that if you don't give back to me, I'll make this Mudball of a planet disappear! Not only will you be destroyed but I'll make sure no trace of this planet is known in the universe. You will be wiped out so that nobody ever would ever know this planet, heck this galaxy ever existed!"

Her speech of total annihilation didn't sit well with anyone. Everyone in the world felt a cold sweat. They have witnessed her power over a demon and a goddess so her claim could be very well founded. And their only hope is that whatever she was looking for they could give.

"But do not worry, for I don't want this entire world surrender under my feet, or some petty object of greed. No. What I want is a person or more specifically one very member of your superhuman community. And I assure you that if you give this person to me I shall leave immediately and never come back"

The heroes present tensed at the mention of her desire for one of them, even the all the villains (who weren't present for obvious reasons) were concerned because it could be one of them. Those who were present began debating among them if it was the right choice to give one of them to Katrina even there wasn't much guarantee that she would keep her word , or if they should never left anyone behind and fight back although that would cost the lives of many. As discussions run rampant, Maria Hill with the help of Dr, Strange managed to silence them all and made Katrina a question.

"Exactly who do you want?" Maria Hill had a strict policy of not making deals with terrorists but they didn't lose anything by hearing who she wanted.

"Yes, I want Wade Wilson"


Author Notes:

Katrina is a joke on the "Elegant Skull" an illustration from Mexican Culture. The name of the skull would later be refered as Catrina thanks to Diego Rivera (Mexican artist and Frida Kahlo husband)

Akuma-Chan means lil Demon.

Batorā-Kun means Butler (with a suffix that is used to refer to young boys.)

Yes, I'm a fan of the Online Warrior.

Edit: Why is it that when I write something the spell checker says it's fine but when I uploaded into FF it's has s ton of mistakes! ARRH! It's so frustrating!