Searching for Deadpool
Chapter 7
The world froze not been able to comprehend what just happened. But when Deadpool was involved, making sense was a real challenge.
Deadpool stood there, not expecting what was in front of him. Heroes…heroes and agents of SHIELD were everywhere in the middle of Times Square.
"Umm…Are we having another Civil War or something?" he asked out loud only to hear an answer by a voice in his head. "I don't think so. Look there is Galactus!"
"Are you sure I'm not hallucinating again? I mean Batman knock me out by hitting me in the head REAL hard!" he said while scratching the back of his head. "No, it's totally legit!"
"So they are having a crossover event and I wasn't invited!" "Probably, they always want all the screen time for themselves!"
But his musings and inner monologues were interrupted when he felt a body slam against him and a strong grip around his neck.
"Wade! You're back!"
After the initial shock of the collision, Deadpool take a good look at his assaulter. It was a cute black haired girl with long pigtails (is she even legal?) dressed in a frilly black and white Gothic Lolita outfit with tons of bows and ribbons. Similar to those photos he once saw in Weasel's laptop. The guy had such weird tastes and a very easy to guess password. But before he could ask how old her obviously number one fan was, she began crying.
"Idiot, Idiot! Don't you know how worried I was? I thought I would never find you! I feared the worst! I missed you so much, Crazy Cupcake!"
'Crazy Cupcake…?' There was only one person that called him that! But it wasn't possible; she couldn't interact with the world of the living! It was one of those bullshit rules that kept them separated. Tentatively he whispered…
"Bony Muffin…?"
The girl let go of his neck and nodded with small tears coming from her eyes. Carefully Deadpool laid his hand on her face and with his thump he wiped away her tears.
"Shh…baby, no more tears only dreams!" even though he comforted her, he too wanted to shed some tears. This moment was so beautiful for him he couldn't believe it was real. Any second now he would wake up from this dream/hallucination and realize how stupid he was for believing he could ever have such a happy time with the love of his life (or maybe is love of his death?). But the cold and harsh reality of the waking (or sane) world could wait. Now he was going to enjoy this rare dream.
On the sidelines everyone was flabbergasted at what they were witnessing. This newest threat of humanity known as Katrina (was that even her name?) turned from this unsettling woman with strange mood swings and enormous power, not to mention sister of Galactus, into a barely legal cosplaying girl having such a tender moment with the craziest of mercenaries, the guy whose brains was like a bag full of ferrets with rabies, Deadpool.
Then sobbing came from the unlikeliest of places, Galactus. He was wiping away his tears at the beautiful scene happening before him.
"It's so beautiful!" said the towering giant in a very delicate female voice. Then the Devourer of Gods transformed into a very attractive long black haired beauty, still with a Galactus-like helmet on. Still on her shoulders, Hela summoned an enormous handkerchief, it was large enough it could cover a whole football stadium, and handed over to the emotional giant girl.
If the previous scene between Deadpool and Katrina wasn't enough, Galactus becoming a hot chick was the final nail in the coffin. Officially they had entered into the Mind Fuck Zone; where nothing made sense. Up was down, left was right and 2 plus 2 equals fish.
"Ga…Galacta?!" The only ones who recognized her were the Fantastic Four because she had previously revealed herself to them. The rest of the heroes present decided to pay attention to the Fantastic Four in an attempt to regain some semblance of sanity.
"Galacta…?"
"Yes, Daughter of Galactus!"
Not that was a bombshell no one was expecting, a twist so ridiculous that M. Night Shyamalan would find ridiculous. First it was the supposedly sister of Galactus and now his daughter too? The world was really going crazy.
"Who's the mother?"
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Back with the two star-crossed lovers. Death put her own hand over Wade's, which was still on her face, and make him caress her. She closed her eyes and enjoyed every second of his touch. It lasted for a whole minute until Death noticed something. Wade was silent. He was never silent, and that worried her.
"Darling, are you alright?" Deadpool chuckled at her question and reassured her that everything was fine, but she knew better. He was masking his emotions and she could feel it. She gave him the hardest look she could muster.
"Don't lie to me, you should know better by now. " Wade sighed in sad defeat, taking back his hand away from his lover's face.
"I…I don't know if this is really happening or not. For all I know I could still be inside a sack with a concussion." "That Batman sure punches hard!" He turned around not been able to face her, he didn't know if he could keep his emotions in check. He felt Death trying to put her hand on his shoulder but he stepped away, refusing her touch.
"I mean, we can only see each other when I'm dead waiting for my Healing Factor to bring me back and even those are getting shorter and shorter, It's harder and harder to remain dead long enough for her to visit. Also she can't intrude in the world of the living; it's against 'Da Rules' or some shit like that. You can't possibly be h…"
"SCREW THE RULES! I MISSED YOU!" Very forcefully she made him turn to her and lifted up his mask up to his nose and kissed him. Wade was caught off guard and he didn't put any kind of resistance. Death took advantage of his surprised state and circled her arms around his neck and pulled him in tighter to her body.
Wade caught up in the passion of the kiss; he put his hands on his lover's hips and slipped her the tongue. The make-up session lasted a few minutes, thought it felt like much more, until Deadpool separated because he needed to breath.
"I'm still not sure if I'm hallucinating or not, maybe if we kiss some more I'd be able to tell!"
"Idiot"
"But I'm your idiot, aren't I Sugar Skull?"
"Of course!"
"I'm sorry for making you worry. It must have been very hard years!
"Yes! Years…..wait YEARS!? You've been missing for 3 months, not years!"
"Really!?" "Wow, talk about time distortion!"
"Now you had me curious where in the hell were you? And what the heck were you doing?" Death stopped her embrace only to cross her arms and pout cutely. Now that the passion of the reunion was over, her feelings of joy were been replace by annoyance and curiosity. "I tried everything and I couldn't find you! Even after searching in parallel dimensional universes"
"Baby, don't get mad! It's true that I was Dimension Hopping around but not in our Multiverse, but on entire different ones! I was travelling thru the Omniverse!" "That world makes me remember a shitty sequel for a rapidly declining cartoon series"
Omniverse?! Did that meant that entire other multiverses existed separated from this one? An Infinite number of universes that were out of her reach. Universes were she didn't exist. It was beyond her. But before she could question Deadpool about just how in the hell did he travel beyond their Multiverse into another (Something only the One-Above-All could do), Wade went on to describe all the things he saw.
"Well I don't know exactly how but I was transported to this world full of Ninjas that did all sorts of crazy shit with some kind of Ninja magic. I was really confused and ended up causing a big mess especially after shooting this annoying blond haired ninja kid in the face." "I mean what kind of ninja wears orange! If you ask me I did that whole universe a favor."
"Did that kid's name was Nar…"
"Then I was in this magic school in England full of wizards! Now at that time I realized I was Dimension Hopping so I didn't cause major disasters, heck this creepy dude with greasy hair hired me to kill this other creepy dude with no nose!" "That guy really sucked at magic tricks! And he kept saying Abra Kadabra! Personally I prefer Ghastly and Hunter!"
"You mean Vold…"
"The next few universes were very lucrative. One was full of Draculas and I was hired to protect this bitchy blond English woman who seriously needed to get laid. (Big time!) After that I was the bodyguard of this Japanese elementary school girl whose whole shtick was to capture cards or something.(I think that brown haired boy was gay for that gay guy with grey hair) Next one I stopped this serial killer who could kill from afar with some notebook." "He kept writing our name but for some reason it never killed us!"
"Those sound awfully fami…"
"The next universes weren't so lucrative, because there was this strange feeling that I couldn't seriously hurt anyone but it was fun! I met this green dog that turned out to be a robot who loved tacos! (I preferred the flying moose) I helped a kid hero who transformed himself into a super heroine defeat his/her evil alter ego born from his/her fingernail and toxic waste. (Did he transformed into a girl or it was only the outfit?) I taught this high school ninja kid a few moves while killing giant robots. (He kept saying juice and cheese…What's up with that?) I discovered that camaraderie was supernatural in a world full of tiny pastel colored horses with butt tattoos." (I liked the pink one with pink hair, she understood me in ways I never imagined!)
"Don't you mean pon…"
"Then, I kid you not, I help save the world by helping some kids win at children card games, but at least it wasn't as dumb as saving the world by winning a tournament with spinning tops, man that was stupid." "It would've been better if you could play a children card game on a motorcycle…no wait that just stupid! And I'm pretty sure those boys with the spinning tops were cheating with those creatures inside their tops!"
"Are you talking about Beybl…"
"And the last one it was a world similar to ours! It was full of heroes and villains but none were any of ours! I was working as a mercenary and fought not only a superhero group called Justice League but a team of their teenage sidekicks too. I blew a lot of stuffs; I shot a ton of guys and give this one guy with a very similar name to mine an atomic wedgie!" "He might been a lost cousin or something!"
"…"
"But enough about the awesomeness that is me, tell me babe, what's up with this whole attire. You look like those photos Weasel had on his laptop!"
Instead of trying to understand what the hell her darling did and give herself a headache, she decided to ignored all of that for now (They'd have to talk in details later) and concentrate on showing her new style to Wade.
"Do you like it?" She asked while doing a twirl that elevated her skirt and for a second flashed him with her black underwear. "I been watching some of those Japanese shows and I liked their weird TV troops.
"You look good with anything but…"
"Don't worry, if you don't like this style a have dozens more" She interrupted him rapidly. Death knew that Deadpool had a lot of weird tastes and she was aware of them but she had never seen him interested in Japanese Anime culture before (except maybe the weapons). And now that she had him back she wanted to please him with her new style.
"How about this!" In a second the black haired gothic Lolita was transformed into a smaller blue haired girl with glasses over some big eyes and a sailor fuku.
" I can be blue haired shy bookworm kind of girl…or…" Her next transformation was a taller blond haired girl styled into long, oversized ringlets in a European Victorian-era fashion, and a very elegant dress.
"I can be a fiery (bitchy) rich and sophisticated girl or…" the next one was a long balck haired gorl wearing white and red ceremonial garments of the shinto religion.
"I can be a pure hearted shrine maiden. Which one do you like more?"
"Baby, you should know by now that is what I like best…but if you have to ask, I had to say I prefer the real you." Death blushed like mad as his declaration. That idiot and his cheesy lines! Why did he have that effect on her? She just wanted to fool around with him with different kind of roles and personalities and he had to ruin it with his sincerity. Finally she reverted herself into a more mature black haired woman with blackish purple robes.
While Death was mentally debating whenever if she should kick him in the groin for ruining her many fantasies or to jump right at him and have her way with him right there in front of everyone; Deadpool was finally paying attention to his surroundings.
"Holy shit! What's that!" "I think it's a hot version of Galactus!"
"Mmm…? Oh! That's just my niece Galacta. Would you like to meet her?" Before he could even answer or comment how unoriginal that name was, Death call out for her niece. "Galacta come here! I want you to meet my dear Wade!"
In an instant the giant purple girl materialized besides them in a more human size along side with the short haired butler Hela.
"It is nice to finally meet you Mr. Wilson. My auntie told me a lot about you…would you mind if I call you Uncle Wade?" The red wearing merc laughed a little embarrassed thanking his mask for covering his face. Uncle…? He never had anyone call him that, also he felt a little nervous for checking her out while his girl Death was beside him. Hope she didn't noticed.
"No it is fine. I don't mind!" The purple clad teen cosmic entity smile happily knowing that she had another family member that could relate with her more than his other-worldly father. But besides her, Hela didn't share any enthusiasm as both her Mistress and Gali.
"Mistress is this male really the one you have been searching for?" Her cold tone did nothing to hide her instant dislike of the red wearing clown that was his mistress lover. This pathetic excuse of human being was at the stature of her mistress. He didn't deserve to breath the same air as her. (Although she doesn't really breathe)
"Hela" reprimanded Death, forgoing her usual nickname for her just to show she was serious. "Remember what I told you about the videogame? How despite its flaws and annoying traits makes it unique and complement its good parts? Well this is exactly the same. So I hope you understand this and don't do something stupid that you'll regret later"
Hela stood silent for a whole minute and nodded in acceptance. Although she couldn't see the appeal she understood and respected her mistress wishes.
"Wait a minute, Hela!? As in the Loki's daughter? (I think they retconned that!) Wow you sure have been busy Sugar Skull!" Death just shrugged and began explaining all what she had to do in order to find him, and all the rules and regulations that she broke. She wasn't worried though, she'll probably receive just a stern lecture from her bother Eternity.
"What about that douche Thanos? He should've shown himself by now!"
Death just chuckled evilly with a look of mischievousness in her eyes.
"Don't worry about him, I sent him in a fool's errand!
Currently the Titan of Death Thanos was face down on a puddle of mud while in a headlock.
"Say it!" said his assaulter.
"N..ne…nev..er" Barely chocked out Thanos, The strength of his opponent was beyond him.
"Say it!" repeated again his assaulter while applying more pressure into the lock preventing Thanos from breathing. The Titan wanted to prevail in order to impress Death but this fight it was too much for him.
"U…un…cle"
"I can't hear it!"
"Uncle!"
After admitting defeat his opponent finally let him go not before sucker punch him in the face and letting his face end up on the mud below.
"Welcome to Earf! Now get the hell out of my planet!" said the most powerful hero in the entire Marvel Universe. The Slayer of All That Breathes, the one and only Squirrel Girl.
Dealpool shivered in cold sweat. Squirrel Girl still terrified him. No one deserved such cruel punishment not even Thanos. His thoughts stopped when he felt Death wrapping her arm around his neck.
"Forget about it, my love. How about you and I have some…fun."
Wade smirked at that knowing exactly what she wanted. "Where do you want to go?"
"I'm trying very hard not to do it right here and now, but what do you think about Dr. Doom's royal chambers, I heard it's very comfy!"
"I like the way you think, babe!"
Death then turned around and look at her niece and butler. Both with sporting red cheeks knowing what both of them were planning of doing.
"Galacta…" Death didn't use her earth name not wanting to ruin her secret identity. "I'll see you later, maybe we can both shop for…you know who." Gali smiled knowing that she would spend more time with her auntie and that she would be there for her when the baby arrived.
"Batorā-Kun! You may return to your duties at Hel, but remember your place, ok?" Hela bowed towards her mistress. "Yes, my mistress!"
An in a flash of light they were all gone. Leaving behind a very confused and uncomfortable silence for all of those who witnessed the whole spectacle to process and cope with all.
"I…better return to the Sanctum Sanctorum and meditate about the whole thing"
"Yeah…there is paperwork waiting for me back at the tower!"
"I also need to return to my experiments! Come on Sue!"
"We better return to our base, X-Men let's go!"
"I never knew Deadpool was such a romantic, why did you broke up with him again, Domino?"
"We never dated! It was just ONE TIME!"
"Fucking Taskmaster! This is the last time I pose as Deadpool!"
"Uh…Agents return to your posts and resume with standard operations!
"Yes, Commander Hill!"
"The press is going to have a field day with this!"
"If we hadn't filming all of that I wouldn't believe it!"
"Man, Who would've thought Galactus had a hot daughter!"
"So…who's the mother again?"
Everyone dispersed and tryied their hardest to forget everything that happened. After a few minutes Time Square was desolated.
"Hey! Hey! Did everyone forget about me? I'm still trapped in this! Hey! Is anyone here?" yelled out a very angry Mephisto who was still in a maid costume trapped inside the energy bubble.
But then a shadow was cast upon him and he could feel a familiar power signature. Terrified, the powerless Mephisto didn't have to turn around to know who it was. But he did.
"Mephisto…There is a contract that we need to go over with!" said the spirit of vengeance.
"Shit!"
Eternity was pissed, which was rare because he always kept his emotions in check. But he couldn't contain it anymore. How dare his brother (he never acknowledged Death desire to be considered a woman) upset the balance of the cosmos and reveled herself and interfere directly with mortal begins. And worst of it all, according to the Living Tribunal, because of her actions she interfered with a "project" of his and had to return his "Test Subject" back from it.
The rules were there for some reason but he didn't dare to do anything drastic to him in fear of upsetting the power scale of the universe, so he was going to give a stern lecture to his brother.
In a flash of light Eternity teleported to his bother Death location.
"Death I need to have a few words with you!" said Eternity in a very serious tone. A shame the occupants of the room didn't bother to pay attention to him!
"Ooh Wade! You are as energetic as ever! Yes! Harder!"
Eternity fought back the nausea and turned around to not look at the "spectacle" he barged in.
"I…I be back later when you are finished!"
Then he left as quickly as he arrived, but unbeknownst to him he wouldn't be returning in a loooong time.
7 months later.
Inside the Taa II was experiencing more activity than usual because it was a time for celebration, finally the long awaited baby of Gali had arrived. It was a beautiful and healthy boy.
Gali cried tears of happiness when she finally held her baby for the first time, although there were no complications during labor, it hurt like hell and was something she didn't want to experience again. She was grateful with his auntie for being there with her. (Which is ironic 'cause nobody wants Death near a birth)
"Congratulations Gali!" said Death while watching how cute her grandnephew was.
"Yeah! Nice work!" said Deadpool, surprisingly out of his usual costume in favor of a nice suit but he kept the mask on. He was holding a camera to preserve the moment for posterity and to freak out the little baby when he asks where he came from. "Childbirth sure is nasty. Not like in the movies!"
A lot had changed during the last few months and the most important one was that Death, after a big 'Fuck You' to her brother, was taking an organized route to keep the universe at balance by making Hela into her 'Herald' in charge of keeping tabs and managing the various souls in the different realms of the universe. Sure some protested like the demons in the various "hells" that existed but after Death showed them her true power, they were obedient like the dogs they were.
These changes granted Death a lot more power that put her brother Eternity at edge but after a deal with him, Eternity would permit her to interact with the living only if she didn't abuse her power and affect drastically their lives. With his arrangement she could spent much more time with her darling Deadpool which was almost all the time. So much she was considering move to earth with him.
"So…how are you gonna call him, Gali?" asked a very excited Death. It was a weird experience for her since the only childbirths she assisted were when the baby doesn't survive, so helping out to see a successful child birth with her own eyes was thrilling.
"I been giving it a lot of thought and I decided to follow the tradition of naming babies starting with the letter G." As much as she disagreed with her father, she still loved him and wanted to honor him.
"I was thinking maybe Gaius (Latin. Person of Earth) since he will be living with me on Earth!" Gali wanted her son to be native of Earth so he could appreciate life and become its protector.
"Really I thought you were going to call him Galacto or something!" "Way better than Galactus the II"
Before Death could reprimand Wade for such comment a booming voice caught their attention.
"How about a REAL manly name like Gurren Lagann!" Said a shirtless man wearing a long dark purple cape and some big bright purple-tinted sunglasses. This was the current image of Galactus the Devourer of Worlds.
After watching the strange storage disk he became enthralled with it and looked for more in planet earth. In a fascinating transition, Galactus became a fan of Japanese animation especially those involving epic battles. Currently he was experiencing a Gurren Lagann phase.
"Idiot! She's not going to name her child after a fucking giant robot! No matter how cool it is!" Death chastised her big Brother. True she was also a fan of the series but she was not going to allow such a name. But her niece just laughed prompting Wade to follow and then her and finally Galacus.
They may not be conventional but they were a happy family.
Back on Earth in a very nice apartment that Deadpool had only for when Death visited since she refused to stay at his usual 'bases'. She really needed to work on his house keeping skills.
"That was a great!" "A shame there wasn't any Booze"
"Yes it was" said a less animated Death. She had something to tell to Wade and she didn't know how.
"What's wrong my Boney Muffin?" Even with his personality and total lack for attention, Deadpool did notice who his lovely girl was acting.
"Wade…there's something I have to tell you" There it was. The last thing anyone wants to hear from their love. It was always bad news and Deadpool could only wonder what. Before his overactive imagination caused him to freak the hell out, Death began to explain.
"Wade, do you remember when I told you about the deal I made with Eternity?" After a nod of acknowledgement she continued "I had to have a more physical body so I could interact in the mortal plain and spend more time with you." Once again Wade nodded showing her that he was following thus far.
"Well… since this body is more in-tune with the physical world and after all the 'fun' we had, I think…."
"Yes…?
"I think… I'm pregnant!"
"WHAT!" "WHAT!"
And that all folks! Man, this sure was an interesting project.
First I want to thank everyone who read, favorite and reviewed this fic. I didn't expect much of it. A small fic with a couple of hundred views, But at the time of this writing it has over 3000 views. Thank you.
Would I ever write a sequel? Mmm… probably no, but hey, I can't see the future so who know really. But what I really want to see is more fics featuring the best couple ever. Deadpool x Death needs more love! And also a name…mmm Deathshipping? DaDR? I don't know.
So help the cause! Help by writing more Deadpool and Death together!
Now to go back to my other story. Check it out if you're interested.
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I know what you're thinking. You want to know what happened after that reveal, right.
So here is a short epilogue set in the future.
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13 years in the future
Outside of Earth's atmosphere two of the most powerful tweens on the galaxy hovered looking for something to do.
"Man, waiting for something to happen is so boring! Can't we cause some trouble ourselves Gaius?" asked a very bored Wendy 'Bea' Wilson, daughter of the infamous Merc with a Mouth. She was her parents' child; she loved getting into trouble and to make a mess of things. At her 13 years old she already decided to dedicate her life to be a Mercenary like her father. Since Mercs are considered "Agents of Death" her decision also pleased her mother and because 'Heroes' aren't supposed to kill.
Being the daughter of the Cosmic Entity of Death meant she had a LOT of powers thanks to her control over the Power Cosmic like teleportation and flight; but it made it too easy for her and very boring; so when 'working' she would limit herself only to use 'Hammer Space' where she store all sorts of weapons, and 'Healing Factor' like his dad.
Cunrently she was wearing a suit similar to the one her 'Uncle' Taskmaster used when he was part of Agency X, except hers was a shade of Dark Purple, like her mom's favorite color and instead of a skull mask it was a mask like her dad's. She had a hard time coming up with a name for her. She wanted something original like Night Shade (Mom's favorite flower) but people kept calling her Deadpool's Daughter, Deathpool (which was ok), Girlpool (which was dumb) or Deadgirl because all her victims kept yelling at her "You're Dead, girl!"
Besides her was her 'Nephew'/'Cousin' Gaius. But he hates it when she calls him nephew.
Gaius (or Garry when he was on earth) under the care and guidance of his mother, he become Earth's (and the surrounding galaxies) protector and avoided eating planets. Like his mother he consumed exploding stars or their radiation. His cosmic hunger was lesser than his mother's so he only ate one in a while.
He also had immense control over the Power Cosmic but unlike his 'aunt' he was a hero and avoid killing unless it is the last option and doesn't limit his powers since he frequently fought galactic threats.
He kept the family tradition of wearing purple and blue armor and a 'pimp-ass' helmet as Wendy calls it. But his way of transportation was inspired by one of his grandpa's heralds, the Silver Surfer. He had his own board which traveled at insane speeds, but if it was an emergency that threaten the whole galaxy, he would instantly teleport.
"You know very well that I can't do that, and you shouldn't either!" Gaius said to his troublemaker aunt.
"For someone so powerful you sure are a downer, Nephew!" Wendy said grinning. She loved to mess around with him specially the way his left eye twitches in annoyance when she calls him nephew. "I'm older than you" was his muttered response.
Then after a short while Gaius sensed something.
"There's trouble down there!"
"Let me guess. New York."
"Yes"
"It is always New York!"
Then Wendy hopped on Gaius board and both flew down to deal with the problem.
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"Who would have guessed that an invasion of lizard monsters from another dimension would be easily stopped by just us!" presumed Wendy atop of a mountain of corpses.
Gaius just shook his head in annoyance. Why did he have to be "related" to such a girl? He fought hard to not cause much collateral damage but she insisted on using grenades and rocket launchers she kept in her 'Hammer Space'.
"I'm just thankful there not many were injured" living on earth and growing by its culture he came to appreciate life and its citizens instead of growing to be like his grandpa before he discovered anime, or so said his mother.
"Yeah whatever" Wendy had a different view on things. She did avoid killing everyone on her way, but if she ended up killing an innocent bystander she really didn't feel guilt since she knew their souls would end up under her mom's power in any of the multiple realms of the dead.
Then after everything ended the invincible Iron Man arrived to help stop the invasion.
"Well, well, well. Look who's late for the party! Are you ready to give up the mantle and make me leader of the Avengers? Because let me tell you all are getting old, except Thor he's still cute!"
Under the Iron Man Armor, Tony Stark sighed in exasperation, he really didn't want to deal with her. "I told you many times, you can't be an avenger. You are too young and you are a mercenary, we avengers don't kill!"
"Hmmp. You are all jealous of my swagger!"
Tony decided to ignore her and turn towards the more level headed of the two.
"Thanks once again, Gaius. You help prevent a major disaster." At first many were scarred of the boy because he was the Grandson of Galactus, but he slowly proved himself that he was reliable, strong, had a sense of justice and have a love for the planet Earth. Tony wanted to make him an Avenger and train him to one day be a leader, but he knew the boy wouldn't accept since not only he protects earth but the whole galaxy. Also Deadpool's Daughter would throw a fit if he was an avenger and she's not.
"I was only doing what is right!"
"I was only doing what is right!" Wendy mocked him. "You sound so lame! Say something cooler for once in your life." Then she turned towards Iron man "Besides I helped too and you know I don't work for free so where's my money. I know you're loaded so write me check or something!"
"No"
"Then what's stopping me from kicking your ass and still your wallet!" She said defiantly to the armored man with total confidence.
"Me" came a voice behind her. Wendy didn't have to turn to know who was behind her. She recognized the voice of her tormentor, the voice that haunted her nightmares.
"S..sss..Squirrel Girl!" she managed to said with some difficulty because she was shaking in fear and was having a minor panic attack.
"The One and Only!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GAIUS LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Wendy instantly hopped behind his Nephew on his board. He did what Wendy said only because Squirrel Girl scared him too.
Once both tweens left orbit Tony turned towards Squirrel Girl.
"Thanks"
"You're welcome"