Otay here it is it's finally done well the chapter anyway tee hee make sure you read the AN at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah pure bliss. I have my daughter Abby, in my arms, in the back of the cab, then of course the driver had to shatter with his irritability, that is probably due to the traffic jam. Somebody had apparently abandoned a black Porsche Panorama on the road.(Pic on Profile)Wait wasn't that the car Edward got yesterday? Oh no there's him Bella and Alice walking along the crowded sidewalk smelling me out. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.

Suddenly the car door opened on the right side . "Yes Jasper, Oh Crap is right." said Alice in her scary voice. "Get out of the cab" she said and I obliged. "Now go get in the car."

I slowly walked the three blocks to the Porsche, and go in the back. Alice sat next to me and Bella sat next to Edward in the front. Abby sat on my lap. Once Bella was in we sped off toward the house.

"Why Jasper?" Alice demanded. "I can see Emmett doing this, but not my, who I thought was level headed, husband" I kept quiet as she went on "How could you do this to yourself to you family? Think of Bella! She's not even a year old, yes she as done extremely well, but can we chance the risk?" I felt the rage of her, as she looked at me, but I cold feel her soften when she looked at Abby. I looked down at the blonde curls on her head. Why didn't Alice like her? I thought to myself. Doesn't she see the possibility of a shopping trip? Of a hundred shopping trips? I heard Edward chuckle.

"Yes Jasper, she does realize that, and because of that she is very, very close to giving in." said Edward.

Hmm very close to giving in huh? I thought to myself. Hmm then we must go shopping. I looked at Alice and saw that her face had gone blank. When she came back she said "Jasper stop it" Just then she got another vision. "fine Edward we'll do it your way. When are they going to be home?" she asked.

"Em and Rose will be home tomorrow and Carlisle will be home around six and Esme is already home. Why? Couldn't you see that?" asked Edward.

"I can but I don't want to. My brain hurts." as a reflex I took her hand. "No Jasper. It's taking all of my love for you to stop myself form ripping you into little tiny pieces, spread the parts all around the world, and let you put yourself back together. Don't push it." My mind unintentionally skated over all of the newborn vampires, that were twice as big as she is, that I had defeated when I lived in the south.

"Don't underestimate her, Jasper." Edward said. "She's unconsciously is making plans for you, well parts of you anyway, and let's just say your um, man parts won't be happy." Damn I forgot that he could read minds. Stupid mind reading vampire.

"Um Edward? Don't you mean his penis? It's okay to say it out loud. We've all heard of it before. And we've also seen one. I know I've seen yours on numerous occasions." said Bella

"Yes well there are children present." Edward said defending himself.

"Oh yes and when she finally is old enough to know what a penis is, she will surely remember this moment when she's only a few weeks old, as the time when she first heard the word penis." she shot back.

"Okay fine I give up."

"Good" she said satisfied with the win " hey Jasper, can I hold Abby?" I looked at her suspiciously. She looked innocently back at me, and I could feel no malice coming from her, but I could be sue, because everything from anger and malice to happy and joyful was coming from Alice.

Apparently Edward heard my thoughts because he said "It's alright Jasper, She's not going to do anything. She just wants to hold her."

Fine I thought, and handed my surprisingly silent daughter over to Bella

She started talking to Abby softly "Hi Abby" she cooed "I'm Bella, your aunt." Abby smiled, and Edward groaned.

"Bella please don't encourage this. It will just make things worse if it doesn't work out and besides when you said 'aunt', Alice imagined billions of ways she could harm you." Edward said.

Bella held up Abby so that when Edward looked at her Abby was in the way of her face. " Oh come on Uncle Eddie, look how adorable she is!"

If Emmett was here he would never let Edward live that down I thought to myself

"Yes Jasper I'm aware of that fact, thank you but he's not going to find out, right Jasper?" Edward asked.

"It's not Jasper you have to worry about Edward," said Alice "It's Bella. If I were you, I'd let her have what she wants."

"That won't be hard, because he gives me anything I want anyway." said Bella.

"Don't be so sure" Alice said.

"Alice will you please stop singing American Idiot in your head, and just let me see what I won't give her?" Edward said in an annoyed voice.

"No my dear brother I don't believe I can. You see, I'll need a laugh when it's time for that particular conversation to come about, so it's in my best interest to say silent about the matter."

"Alice what do I want?" asked Bella.

"You'll see" she simply said. "Finally we're home."

"Here's Abby, Jasper" she said when we were all out to the car. I just nodded and took her. An uneasy feeling came over me, an apparently I spread it on to everyone else because Bella said "Umm, should we go inside?"

"Jasper can you tone it down a little?" asked Edward. I just looked at him and nodded.

"Okay here's the plan. We won't tell anyone why we have Abby until Emmett and Rosalie get home tomorrow, so that means, Jasper we can have her overnight, which means we have to go shopping. When was the last time she ate?" Alice asked. She held out her finger to me to tell me to wait while her face went blank. "Okay, we should probably go to the grocery store first. Let's just go inside and change then we'll go."

"Alice I think we should cut this shopping trip very, very short" said Bella.

"Why?" asked Edward.

"Because babies need lots of sleep. It's already 6 and she should be in bed by 7. We should split up."

"Okay how about you and Edward go to the grocery store, and Jasper" Alice paused to give me a withering look, "and I will go get her clothes and a bed."

"Now Alice" Edward said "we'll have to do this fast. Not vampire fast mind you, but you need to be back here at 7 at the latest."

"Fine" Alice replied "We'll take Abby and meet you guys back here in an hour." she said as she walked to her Bubblegum Pink Ferrari (Pic on Profile).I could tell this would be the longest shopping trip I've ever been on.

YAY ME I FINISHED A CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! Finally

I'm thinking of doing another story here's the summary tell me what you think

Summary: Charlie died 3 months ago. Bella is still torn up about it and wants to be like him when he was her age. But what happens when the only skateboarder at Forks High is an Emo named Edward?

Tell me what you think!!!!!!!! And also a Huge, Gigantor Thank You to my beta brokennecksandbrokenhearts!!!!!!!!!! She is utterly amazing and I couldn't have done it without her!!!!!!!! Oh yeah the song American Idiot by Green Day was the most irritating song my friend Zackary could think of at the time. Umm. Idk if I forgot anything oh yeah! If you review I'll get the chapters posted faster. And there is no reason why you cant review. Even the people who aren't signed in can, so there are no excuses. And I have a question for you guys can I do some Edward and Bella stuff in here I think It'd be funny with them in band. Oh yeah and lets play a game. If you actually read this long ramblly AN then you can put the words 'American Idiot' in your review and then ask a question about the story and I'll answer it!

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Casey