Don't have anything to say lucky you except sorry about this chapter being shorter then usual.~Angie

Chapter 5

The first thing that Sollux and Mituna did after arriving at the huge mansion was get a tour. Saying the the mansion was huge was an obvious understatement. It was fucking enormous. In truth after seeing the multiple family room Sollux was already lost. It would take him a couple years to know his way around even if he had a map the entire time. Entering his blue and red themes room his jaw almost dropped to the ground and rolled back out the door.

His room itself was the size of their apartment back in New York City, and he was not going to share it with his twin which made him angry until he was informed that there was a door between his and his brothers bee themed room that joined them together. They could lock their doors and still be able to visit each other. After exploring his room a bit he went next door through the special joined door into his brothers. The other was still running around spazzing over all the bee themed items in his new room.

After a while they get called to dinner and it takes about twenty minutes for the two to find the dining room. It would have probably taken less time if they indeed did have a map or a guide but Feferi who showed them around the house left them be after showing them to their rooms. Eridan left the group as soon as they arrived back at the mansion so Sollux had no idea where he was or what his problem was. To speak the truth he had not even heard the other speak during the entire ride from the airport to the mansion.

He ends up sitting next to Eridan across the table from Mituna who was sitting next to Feferi. To his left on ye end of the table sat the fucking witch in all her fake glory and on his right his father, who kept looking at the said witch in adoration that made Sollux's stomach churn. Once they were all seated a couple servers came in and placed fancy salads on their placemats. Ok seriously it was starting to get ridiculous. Specially since the servers wore the traditional black slacks, white dress shirt, a v-neck apron and bow ties. Sollux rolled his eyes picking up a random fork out of the option of three and stabbed it into his lettuce.

"Sollux dear, that is not the fork you use for your salad." He cringes when the witch uses a fake sweet voice with him and calls him dear. Only his mother had that privilege. Grimacing he picks up his soup spoon instead and starts eating his salad with it. Daring he to say something else with a death glare. She only shakes her head and turns her attention back to her plate. Good, witch was a fast learner.

Snoring he keeps eating his salad and once he finished his soup. By the time the actual main dish comes around he is full and only picks at his meal. Plus he was never a fan of seafood which they were having. From the disgusted look on Feferi's face she did not either. The tense awkward silence ont increases as Mituna stops talking about his new awesome bee collection and stuffs his face with some food. Shifting in the deceiving soft looking chair that was hard as a rock against his rump he is thankful to any deity that his cell phone rings right then. Without even looking at the caller ID he knows that it's his best friend. His mind reeling he decides to spice up the atmosphere. Making sure that everyone was staring at him and his lame flip phone before he makes a show of flipping it open and with a smirking grin answers it.

"Thup babe."

His smirk turns into a full out smile as he watches Eridan's eyebrows raise in confusion, and was that a look of jealousy?

"WHATEVER FUCKASS WHAT HAPPENED TO CALLING ME AS SOON AS YOU LANDED YOUR ASS IN TR FUCKIG STATE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND YOUR SWEET ASS IN GETTING A FUCKING TAN WHILE I ROT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY? AND WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABE?"

Sollux can't help but laugh at his friend, he watches his father's lips turn into a smile as he recognizes who his son was speaking to. Mituna catches on soon as well and sits back with a huge grin, his fork discecting his meal.

"Calm your titth babe, I was gonna call your thweet athth ath soon ath I was done with dinner."

"CALL ME MY ASS."

"Yeah whatever babe. Look can I call you back later I need to finith thith thmancy thhrimp thtuff that we are having that mutht have cotht about ath much ath a thmall houthe. And if your lucky I might thend you the leftoverth."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. I AM NOT GOING TO EAT ANY SHIT AFTER YOU. AND FINE GO AHEAD AND FUCKING FORGET I EXIST. I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW."

Sollux laughs again. "Love you too. Texth me." smirking he clicks off his phone and immediately is met with a pin dropping silence.

"Thorry KK wath being a total bitch like alwayth."

Smiling he takes another bite of his food almost spitting it out when the witch's overly sweet and fake voice echoes through the room. "So is this KK your girlfriend?"

He laughs shaking his head but before he can respond his exited grinning twin cuts in. "Kitkat ith not a girl. He'th Tholluxtheth Ex boyfriend. He cutheth a lot but it'th altho very funny."

"Ex boyfriend?" she looks at him with an unreadable look then with a questioning look at his father. "Yeth ex boyfriend. We dated in eighth grade but thinthe we have known eachother for like forever intimate momentth got awkward between uth and we broke up to just thtay ath friendth. We thtill call each other pet nameth and thtuff though. Well at leatht I do, he jutht thpitth thtringth of lewd language back."

He watches her eyebrows rise slightly as she thinks his words over. Next to him he hears a sigh of relief but he does not pay close attention to it. He watches her look back at his father. "I don't remember you telling me that your son was gay..."

She lets the accusation ring through the air and sollux rolls his eyes. I am right here bitch you can just address me. "I'm not gay." her attention quickly snaps back to him a look of serious confusion crossing her perfect plastic surgical features. At least that's what Sollux wanted to believe since he did not know for sure. "I'm bi. I just broke up with my girlfriend last night."

This brings another awkward silence to the room and Mituna quickly gets bored and runs away from the table. Sollux instantly feels jealous of him. "So you like both girls and guys?" he nods, staring at his plate. "Oh ok then. I am finished, sweetie are you also done I need to take to you about some things in regards to the wedding." Her attention returns to his father and Sollux cringes at the witches use of a pet name for his dad. Fucking disgusting.

Quickly he gets up and leaves the table. After leaving the room and getting out of sight he notices Feferi hurrying after him so he stops and lets her catch up to him. Watching her order Eridan after Mituna. Once they all get together, Mituna bouncing on his legs excitedly she informs them that they should head to the game room to get some quality bonding time. Not wanting to argue against he Sollux silently follows her listening to her excited chatter. Walking behind Eridan so that he could check the other out without any suspicion. Earning a jab in his ribs with his brother's elbows and a huge grin. Fuck.