Ch. 8 Percy Jackson and the Crazy Karaoke night
flashback:
". . . We will discuss other songs for you to do later."
Uh Oh. That means they want us to sing more!
Un-flashback:
Thalia and Luke stood up to get ready to sing their song, but apparently Bianca and Aphrodite had other ideas.
"No, no, you need to dress the part. . . Hmm. Thalia, put this blonde wig on, and this scarf, and this snow hat. . . " Aphrodite answered.
"What! I am NOT wearing that! I'm not blonde, I do not dress like a blonde prep. Really I don't dress like ANY type of prep. Be it blonde, brunette, pink-headed, green-headed, wha-"
But Thalia was cut off by Aphrodite slamming the wig on her head along with the hot pink snow hat and the matching scarf. Luke looked scared, serves him right, as Bianca approached him with a very ugly gray, orange and brown argyle hat with a brown scarf to match. Luke looked at Bianca with a quzzical look after he was ordered to put the winter clothes on.
"Well, you are singing Baby It's Cold Outside! Then godsdarnit you are going to look like it's cold outside okay!" Bianca half shouted to Luke's face. Thalia and Luke exchanged looks of fear and worry as they grabbed the mics and waited for the music to give them their cue.
(a/n: when words sung by Luke they will be BOLD when sung by Thalia they will be itallics. When they both sing it will be itallics and BOLD)
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're cold as ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
well Maybe just one drink more - Put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Baby it's cold outside
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Gosh, your lips look so delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that old out (a/n: don't know if those are the real lyrics got them off line)
Baby it's cold outside
They got a standing ovation and I got the clue it was Annabeth and my turn. I didn't figure that Aphrodite and Bianca would be able to dress us up for this.
I was wrong.
As soon as I stood up Bianca was over to me handing me a very fitting white t-shirt and really tight black pants.
"Um, Bianca, I don't know if you haven't noticed, I'm not Joe Jonas. I can't fit into those jeans! If I even try I probably wouldn't be able to father children. . . ever!" But Bianca wouldn't listen, she handed me the clothes and pushed me into my bedroom to change.
When I emerged, Annabeth looked amazing. She was wearing extreamely tight black satin pants with an off the shoulder black shirt. Her naturally curly blonde hair was made even curlier and she had the highest stillettos on. I felt so sorry for her feet.
"Annabeth, you look, wow!"
She looked me over and walked up to me. I got really confused and she rolled up the bottom of my sleeves.
"There, now you look like a REAL greaser. Haha!"
She handed me my microphone and we waited for the song to start. And waited. And waited. And waited.
"Bianca where's our music?"
"Oops! Wrong outfits for the wrong song."
Huh? I was confused.
"Well, starting now you will be singing "Your the one that I want. . . Okay?"
Umm, sure, I had no other choice.
The music started and I started to sing.
(Same thing with Luke and Thalia, Percy in BOLD Annabeth in Itallics, both in both. K?)
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're suplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
You're the one that I want.
You, oo, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
You, oo,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You, oo, oo
are what I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
If you're filled
with affection
you're too shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.
I better shape up,
'cause you need a man
who can keep you satisfied.
I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
that your faith is justified.
Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.
You're the one that I want.
You, oo, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
You, oo,oo, honey.
The one that I want
You, oo, oo
are what I need.
Oh, yes indeed
Besides the fact that everyone was cheering their heads off for me to kiss her, Athena was looking at me like she would've ripped my jaw off if my dad wasn't right there to keep her from doing it. So I decided to not kiss Annabeth right then. I enjoy having a jaw too much for her mother to rip it off of me.
A/N: ok i would give you guys an excuse to the reason why i didn't update in for ever. But, you wouldn't really care anyway. hope you liked it. tell me what you want. yada yada yada.